30 Ways to Annoy Byakuya30 Ways to Annoy Byakuya3 years ago in Other More Like This
Renji Abarai's 30 Ways To Annoy Byakuya Kuchiki
During my time as a Soul Reaper, I have, naturally, learned many various ways in which my Captain behaves, acts and responds. In ranked order, here's a guide of thirty things that will annoy Byakuya Kuchiki. Enjoy.
1 - Address him by his forename.
2 - Give him various, unamusing pet names with the shortened "Bya" in it. ex: Byabya, Byakushi, Byamuffin
3 - Give him really irritating nicknames based on his attire and zanpakuto. ex: Scarfy Ass, PetalStorm, Pink Pride
4 - Test his patience: Do things very slowly and be "fashionably" late to any meetings or events.
5 - Be absolutely over dramatic with the simplest of things.
6 - Correct him constantly, even if your correction isn't the truth.
7 - Send him absurd, annonymous notes with absolutely irrelevant words written on them.
8 - Stalk him and act in love if you're a young child.
9 - If writing his name, spell it wrong, then ask him i