
PWF Profile - ZimPWF Profile - Zim10 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Zim is an alien from planet Irk who was sent to Earth for what he THINKS is a mission to conquer as part as Operation Impending Doom 2. However, he's actually been banished. He's been on Earth for seven long years, and still has no idea that his mission was just an excuse to get rid of him.
He's tried to destroy the Earth more times than he can count, but each time, the troublesome Dib human foiled his plans. Annoyed? Yes. However, after a certain event that occured in 7th grade, Zim's attempts at conquering the planet had become... pitiful. It seemed like he had stopped trying. He had also started becoming sort of attatched to Dib. I will

PWF Profile - DibPWF Profile - Dib10 months ago in Profiles More Like This
For seven long years, Dib has been trying to expose/destroy the Irken invader, Zim, who showed up in his fifth grade class one day. As soon as Dib saw this green kid, he KNEW he was an alien. Of course, no matter how obvious it was, and no matter how hard he tried to prove it, no one believed Zim was really an alien. He became very discouraged after awhile.
After about four years, something happened between Zim and Dib that changed EVERYTHING between them. However, I will not tell you what it is yet. After this event, Zim had actually tried LESS to destroy the Earth, even though he always talked about it. Not only that, but he seemed less l

Beauty and the Irken Ch.1: Only a legend Far off in space, there was a planet called Irk. The ruler of this planet was a selfish alien named, Zim. One day, a crippled, old, Vortian slave came to Zim's castle asking for shelter from the bitter cold. In return, the Vortian offered a rose. Blinded by his selfish heart, Zim did not want a worthless rose. So he told her to leave his sight. But before he could close the door, the old Vortian transformed into a beautiful enchantress.Beauty and the Irken Ch.1: Only a legend6 months ago in Settings More Like This
Zim realizing his mistake, begged for mercy but it was too late for the enchantress only saw darkness in his heart. Regretfully she put a curse upon him and his servants. Within moment

Invasion in the Pridelands: Chapter TwoInvasion in the Pridelands: Chapter Two4 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Chapter two
When Zim came to it was completely dark. He could vaguely remember waking up a few other times but had quickly been drugged again before he could get his bearings. Now he had absolutely no idea where he was.
Slowly his eyes began to adjust to the dark and he could only just make out the wooden crate he was trapped inside. Trapped! He was trapped and couldn't get out! His heart began to pound as panic rose up inside of him, forcing away all sense and reason. He scrabbled; twisting around in the tiny space as he desperately looked for any way out. He was an Invader, and Invaders could not be contained!
All of a sudden the crate b

ZIMthetic -Part 6-ZIMthetic -Part 6-7 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
OXYGEN LEVELS:.:.:.: Stable
TEMPATURE:.:.:.: 87degrees F
GROWTH:.:.:.: Increasing
HEALTH:.:.:.: Increasing
GENDER DEVELOPMENT:.:.:.: Unknown
DNA DEVELOPMENT:.:.:.: Unknown
TYPE:.:.:.: Unknown
Dib lay in his bed. Wide awake. Of course he would be wide awake considering he had been sleeping for 5 days. But it might've mostly been because of fear. Fear of what? Everything... What would Zim do if he found out Dib had escaped? Would he let it slide, or come back to get rid of him for good? More important question. What would Zim do to Dib if he was successful in killing the smeet? That was a terrifying thought... But couldn't Zim just make anot

Invasion in the Pridelands: Chapter OneInvasion in the Pridelands: Chapter One5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Chapter one
It was dark by now, the stars just beginning to peep out in the sky while the sickle-moon shone faintly through the smog of the city. Zim walked down the sidewalk with his fists clenched angrily at his sides. Hours of walking looking for GIR and the little SIR Unit had been back at the base the entire time! That horrible robot! Next time Zim would make sure GIR would tell him when he was going out and exactly where he was going.
Suddenly Zim stopped mid-stride, looking back over his shoulder. For the past block and a half a suspicious looking bush had been shadowing him and sure enough it was still there, only five feet from h

PWF Profile - GazPWF Profile - Gaz9 months ago in Profiles More Like This
In PWF, Gaz is fourteen and a freshman in highskool. She hasn't changed all that much, except she has a few piercings and has grown into a VERY attractive young woman. She's also become a little meaner towards Dib, but at the same time, more caring.
Professor Membrane is almost NEVER home; work has become so busy, he's usually gone for a few days at a time. Because of this, Gaz has taken on a motherly role in the house. Her natural woman instincts have come out, and she feels obligated to take charge. However, she also likes being in power, so that's another reason why she's become the head of the house. Who else is gonna take care of thing

Normal Conversation 1Normal Conversation 17 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Dib: hahah I'M WATCHING YOU. I KNOW YOU'RE PLANNING SOMETHING
Zim: I'M ALWAYS PLANNING SOMETHING. THAT'S THE POINT OF BEING AN EVIL GENIUS.
Dib: well.... THAT DOESN'T MATTER! I STILL /KNOW/ ABOUT IT.
Zim: You may know of my evil plans, but yoU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO KNOW OF THEM!
Dib: ...thaT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!
Zim: YES IT DOES! YOUR HEAD IS JUST TOO BIG TO UNDERSTAND IT!
Dib: MYHEADSNOTBIG!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID ALIEN BOY!!
Zim: YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE! AND I'M NOT AN ALIEN!!!
: NO ALIEN HERE!
: MOVE ALONG NOW.
Dib: i'll get you one day. one day EVERYONE will see the truth!
: that'll be fun!
Zim: YOU LIE! STOP SP

Selfish 10I didn't see Zim as much now that he had a job and the saddest part was that I started to miss the alien's company. My head hurt from the conflicting emotions raging inside me lately. I still loved Zim, I still did, so what was stopping me? I wanted to run away. I didn't want to stay here, Zim was the only reason I was still here wasn't it?Selfish 101 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Whenever Zim left for work I'd go out into the living room with Gir. It was a routine now since Zim had been working wherever he was working for about two weeks.
I finally began eating. The first time I looked into the fridge I saw every single meal Zim had made me and I stared at the sight. Zim never th

Thanks Again I dedicated my everything to you. You took all that I ever had; you ruined my life. And what, pray tell, do you have to show for it? The planet is still spinning, civiliaztion still functioning, the government still standing. Even without me here to foil your plans, you're nothing. Why is that, Zim? Why are you so goddamn worthless? Even with all that you stole from me, even after you left me with no hope and no future, even though there's nothing in your way... Why? Why can't you do it? Is it just because you're that damned inept? Or is it something else? Regret? Remorse? Hah, I highly doubt you're even intellegent enough to feel somethingThanks Again1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This

Zadr: Shattered MemoriesZims eyes searched the Ashed covered streets with Glaring eyes. He closed his eyes and took a long deep breath. "Its over." When he opened them again. Nothing had changed. He had finally destroyed earth. But why didnt he feel happy? He moved on in the streets, His footsteps crunched underneth him making loud crunching noices. His stride was very swift, and smooth. Closing his eyes.. when the Bodies started to go into view. He walked Blindly, letting his PAK guide him through the Dying streets. He dared open one eye. Ash began to fall from the air like snow. Dark clouds hovered above but no rain. An eerie fog surronded him. He felt remorce.Zadr: Shattered Memories1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
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Mystic Chains 5"BANG! BANG!" Gir squeeled as Mini-Moose chased him around the kitchen, "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER! WEEEEE!"Mystic Chains 52 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Squeek." The small moose dodged the imaginary bullets and chased him into the livingroom.
Zim sat on the couch with his head in his hands, trying to ease his headache. He had demanded them their earlier game of cowboys and indians, and then they syarted this new one. Gaz could scare them into behaving... if only she had showed up for her duties this morning.
"Computer, what time is it?" Zim asked, exausted.
"2:23 pm. If I may, you never did give the Gaz human a schedule on when to report." The voice said, hoping to ease th

Commission - ZADRCommission - ZADR3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Danny gazed down at the sleeping Irken in his lap, who clung to him tightly in his dreams. They'd both been sitting here for a while now, the Irken spilling his fears and emotions in a way he'd never done before, and Dannywell, he found himself caring more than he wanted to. Living with this mooch for so long made him a bit of a okay, a total hardass, but something about seeing the alien come to him, obviously upset and spouting off his insecurities, made the Ice Queen- er, King- melt.
The halfa shifted carefully, moving one of his arms to check the time on his wristwatch. He wasn't careful enough, though; the Irken on his lap sti

Following Directions 4Gaz glared at Zim with such hate people around them started to get uncomfortable. Zim had finally decided to take his hand off of her, but his smirk did not waver.Following Directions 410 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Well? Are you gonna explain yourself or stand there like the idiot you are?", she questioned. Gaz was getting irritated waiting for him. Usually she would just knock him out and put him in a comma, but she thought she could humor him THEN beat him into a comma.
"That is no way to talk too Zim!", he screamed gathering the attention of some gamers. He stepped closer getting in her personal space. "You shall show your future ruler with respect.", he poked her chest. Gaz's eyes open

Following DirectionsIt was a normal day for the membrane children. They were walking to skool like every other day. Dib was ranting about paranormal stuff, while Gaz didn't listen.Following Directions10 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"So then Zim shot at me with his laser thingy, but I dodged it just before it could hit me. I had to think fast before he could act again, so I-"
"Shut up. All you ever talk about is Zim! Zim this. Zim that. Can't you just give it a rest? Ever since that alien came here its all you ever talk about! It's really annoying. And somehow I always end up saving your butt! You're starting to get me involved, and if I start getting involved I will make you both wish I was just a bad dream!",

a little rhyme i came up with :3a little rhyme i came up with :39 months ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
Everyday i look around
And with, my little eyes i see
Zim.
Zim.
The one word thst keeps me up day and night.
Zim.
Zim.
Holding in feelings,in which i cannot fight.
Everywhere i see u now,on t shirts and even underwear. (No really.....its true O.O)
But i only wish u could see,the heart i want to share.
Zim.
Zim.
The word that keeps me up day and night.
Zim.
Zim.
Holding in feelings,in which i cannot fight.
Why do u haunt me so,with u always being wih me?
Zim here,
Zim there,
Zim,Zim,everywhere.
If only i could,make you see,the truth beneath my soul

Have to be kind, to be cruel. Chapter 1Have to be kind, to be cruel. Chapter 17 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dib clawed at ZIM's throat, when he had finally had his iron grasp around it, he smashed ZIM into the wall. ZIM's head crashed into the bricks and he was pinned to the wall. Wincing, he opened one eye to find Dib absolutely furious. ZIM clenched his teeth, waiting for what was to come next. And he had guessed right. Dib launched his fist into ZIM's face, severely bruising his right cheek. Dib went to punch him again, but ZIM finally retaliated, he grabbed Dib's wrist, forcing it away from his face. Dib clenched his teeth as hard as he could while he tried to free his arm from ZIM.
"Let go you bastard!" Dib shouted, spitting in his face. Z

'Way Back When' CH2'Way Back When' CH22 weeks ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The docks looked nothing short of amazing as they walked off the boat, and Vyx couldn't help but gaze around with her mouth gapping. "Wow... We're defiantly not in England anymore..." Everything was so different here. The buildings were of a different style and their cars looked so funny. Wait, were they driving on the right side of the road? "Look at that Koren, they're driving on the right side of the road, weird.." Vyx said and the two giggled. "I wonder what other weird stuff there is here." Koren said but Mrs Ellis quickly hushed them. "Quiet girls, follow closely." Then flagged down a cab, and as the they all got inside Vyx and Koren st

'Way Back When' CH7'Way Back When' CH74 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
What is this? Where am I? Just black. Everywhere. Faint sounds of moans in pain along with the occasional flash of white. "Welcome to the underworld Vyx.." Said a deep voice that seemed to echo off unseen walls. The underworld? Wait. So did this mean she was technically in hell? "No more thinking, just follow the others." Said the same voice as Vyx glanced around at the darkness, wondering where said 'others' were until they just suddenly appeared. All around her, spirits with grim faces and hunched backs wandered aimlessly in one direction. What was wrong with them? Most of their eyes were glossed over and showed no emotion, as if it had bee

Kissing in the rain - ZAGR styleKissing in the rain - ZAGR style1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
-How this happened?-Zim asked himself.It started as another usual human day.But for him,it wasn't usual day.Hr decided to finally tell Gaz about his feelings for her.He was hiding it for so long,but she deserve to know the true.He wnt to her locker and opened it with his alien tech.Inside he put the song he wrote for her with black rose.He hoped she feels same for him.When he got to class,Zim wasn't paying any attencion to the teacher.Instead,he was drawing something.Dib was wondering what is he doing.
-Ms.Bitters,can I use the bathroom?-Dib asked.She just hissed,what Dib understood as positive answer.On the way to the door he looked at Zim'

ZagrPic story!Zagr9 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Gaz was sitting with Dib at their lunch table. They were all in hi Skool now, and way taller than before. Gaz was about 5ft 6in while Dib and Zim hovered over her with their height of 6ft 1in.
Dib was talking about how Zim had been staring at them for at least 15 minutes now. "Gaz I think he is planing something...dangerous.", he said glaring at the alien. Zim only returned the glare. "I swear Gaz, something bad is gonna happen today. I feel it. I feel it in my gut!", he said in the way only Dib could. Gaz groaned at her older brothers ranting.
"I don't care Dib," she spat out his name like it was a cuss word. "If Zim started to

ZADR - Last chance -preview-I do not own Invader Zim in any shape, form or fashion. Jhonen Vasquez owns all Invader Zim rights. I've simply written a ZADR fan-fiction, that he would totally disapprove of, and probably sicken at the very mention of it. I apologize for my improper use of grammar, and my OOC. In any case I hope you enjoy.ZADR - Last chance -preview-2 years ago in Drama More Like This
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Tak stand in front of Dib,"Finally I can proof myself to the Tallest,I can show them that I can conquer a planet"
Dib looked into her eyes,which were filled with anger,hate and contempt.
He wanted to ran away as fast as he could,he wanted to escape this hell...but there was no way out.
He couldnt move his body in shook,he knew

Closure"Gaz?" Dib opened his bedroom door. "GAZ?"Closure2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"What, Dib?" Gaz called back from somewhere in the house, clearly annoyed.
"Have you seen Zim?"
"No, Dib, I haven't seen Zim," she returned, no less annoyed now than before. Perhaps even more annoyed.
"I think he escaped. I had him tied up in my closet and now he's gone!"
"Look, Dib, there's no way I'm helping you look for your little friend again. Now shut up and leave me alone."
Dib closed his mouth, having been about to ask her when she'd ever helped him find Zim before. The important thing was that Zim was missing and that Dib needed to find him quickly, before he got in trouble.
"Zim, ple