“(Y/n)! (Y/n)!” Sally called, running over to you. You turned around and kneeled down to the little girl.
“What’s up?” You asked. Sally frowned and pointed at Jeff in the kitchen.
“He stole my doll and ripped her up!” She told you. You promised to talk to him and she ran off to Slenderman. Frowning, you stomped into the kitchen and put your hands on your hips.
What was Jeff doing at this moment in the kitchen? Well, he was currently trying to make a pie. Chocolate to be specific. Haha, thought I was going to say Cherry or something? No, that would be too mainstream.
“Jeff!” You shouted. He turned around and stared at you for a moment before his ever-smiling face lit up.
“Well hello there, my beauty queen! What is my bootylicious girlfriend doing?” He asked. You blushed at those words, but your stare didn’t falter, and neither did his.
“What the HELL were you thinking when you ripped Sally’s doll up?” You asked. He shrugged and turned around to mix the pie up some more.
He didn’t give you an answer so you groaned and told him you were going to buy her a new one. Stomping out the mansion, you got out of the forest and to the nearest store, with was a Dollar General. Finding a cute little blond doll with a pink dress on for $5.00, you slammed the money down on on the counter for the cashier, still in a bad mood. She shakily put the doll in a yellow bag and you grabbed it, saying a quick “thank you” and marching out of the store, into the forest, and back into the mansion.
“Sally! Sally, come here please!” You called. Sally and another Creepypasta came scurrying over to you. This Creepypasta was in fact Ben Drowned. Ben had his DS in one hand, and a soda in the other.
“Ooooh, what’d you get?” Jane asked, leaning against her door frame, a smile on her face. You held up your finger and reached into the bag, pulling the doll out and handing it to Sally. She gasped and grabbed it.
“Thank you (y/n)! I’ll never let Jeff get ahold of this one!” She said. She and Ben ran between Slenderman’s legs and into the game room.
“What was that about?” Masky asked, Hoodie beside him.
“Ugh, Jeff decided to be a giant douche and ripped Sally’s doll up, so I got her a new one.” You summarized. “I’m going upstairs to Jeff’s room and lay around for a little bit. Yell if you need me.” And with that, you walked up the stairs and down the hallway a little ways to Jeff’s room, flopping down on the bed and groaning.
A few minutes later, you heard the loud pattering of feet walking into the room and closing the door. You sat up and was tackled back down by none other than Jeff. He rubbed his nose against yours cutely.
“I’m still very upset with you.” You told him stubbornly. He leaned away from you slightly.
“Aw, is it because I ripped up the pretty doll I got from Sally?” He asked innocently.
“No it’s because you keep this room a little humid- YES IT’S BECAUSE YOU RIPPED SALLY’S DOLL.” You yelled. He just laughed and rolled off of you to beside you.
“Babe, that thing was getting old anyways. ‘Bout time we got her a new one!” He told you. You propped yourself up using your shoulders and glared at him.
“WE?!” You asked. “You sir, are the most annoying person I’ve ever met!” You growled. He smiled and pecked your lips.
“I love you too babe!” His smile grew a little bit more, causing you to blush and look away.
So yeah. He acted like a child constantly, and was so self-absorbed all the time, but...for the life of yourself, you couldn’t ever come to hate him.