70 Ways to Annoy Steve70 Ways to Annoy Steve the Vehicon/Eradicon:70 Ways to Annoy Steve3 years ago in Humor More Like This
1) Mention his various pairings and relationships that have been made.
2) Sing to him the 'I Kissed A Boy' remix by Cobra Starship or 'I Kissed A Girl' by Katy Perry.
3) Ask him how it feels to be smacked around by Starscream.
4) Ask him how it feels to have DEM HEELS up his aft for being a slow worker.
5) Ask him how it feels to be an "Original individual" compared to all the other Vehicons/Eradicons.
6) Make puppy-dog eyes and ask him when he's going to try confessing his love to Starscream With a big kiss!
7) Get the other Eradicons/Vehicons in on a forcing Starscream on an awkward date with Steve. Note; make sure there's plenty of high-grade. And you may have to convince Starscream it's a plot to destroy Megatron.
8) Ask Steve if he was looking at Starscream's aft when he should be working... When Starscream's only a few feet away.
9) Play all the scenes that involve Starscream beating up an Eradicon/Vehicon and remark to St
58 Ways to Annoy Dreadwing58 Ways to Annoy Dreadwing:58 Ways to Annoy Dreadwing2 years ago in Humor More Like This
1) Constantly refer him as Skyquake. And then point out as he corrects you, "Oh right, you're that twin."
2) Recolor the poor fragger as Skyquake.
3) Draw pictures of Dreadwing, Skyquake, Megatron and Starscream all having a foursome and print the picture out a million times; pasting them all over the Nemesis.
4) Tell Megatron that Dreadwing has a crush on Optimus Prime. Watch the results.
5) Rig the door's in the Nemesis so that when his specific signature enters that door, it starts playing "What is Love (Baby Don't Hurt Me)".
6) Tweak Dreadwing's gun while he's recharging so that it fires whipped topping.
7) Inform everyone how much of a traitor Dreadwing is for handing over such an important artifact to the Autobutts.
8) Inform Dreadwing that Starscream is the better Second-in-Command.
9) Try climbing into Dreadwing's cockpit when he transforms.
10) Throw stuff at the Seeker's wings whenever you get the chance. Preferably, paintball 'em.
Pinkie Pie SwearPINKIE PIE SWEARPinkie Pie Swear3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hey there, friend.
Can you keep
that I may leak?
If I tell you,
you must swear
not to speak
a breath of air
Cross my heart
and hope to fly
stick a cupcake
in my eye
these words we use
If you slip
I'll blow my fuse
If you lie
and tell the truth
may that cupcake
chip your tooth
If you fake
and tell a lie
you can kiss
your flank goodbye
If you break
our special pact
May your cavitites
Cross my heart
and hope to fly
stick a cupcake
in my eye
Wings of My Heart -Flutterdash pt. 2Wings of My Heart -Flutterdash pt. 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 2 - Not Complete Without You
"Psst, Fluttershy! Fluttershy!"
Rainbow carefully lifted the blanket off of her side of the bed and tried to slip out unnoticed. She was just about to leave when she felt the hooves tighten around her. She smiled and shook her head, allowing herself to be pulled back into the bed.
"Where're you going Dashie?" Fluttershy mumbled sleepily, her eyes half open.
"I gotta get some early weather jobs done," Rainbow explained. Fluttershy lifted her head to look out the window, seeing that the sun had just barely begun to rise.
"Can't it wait for another few minutes?" she asked, her eyes drifting close again. Rainbow smiled sadly.
"Sorry, but I have to get them done before everypony wakes up," she said regretfully. She would have liked nothing more than to drift back to sleep with Fluttershy right beside her, but you can't always get what you want. Then again, she had gotten more than she ever hoped for the previous day, when she had finally confessed
Sapphire TearsWhy do tears fall from thine sapphire eyes?Sapphire Tears2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Surely this sight is that made of lies.
Please fair mare, do not sit there and cry;
briefly climb into my arms and allow thy tears to dry!
Arcana of Equestria Chapter 1: Clouds before RainPlease take note of some things in the deviation’s description before reading…thank you.Arcana of Equestria Chapter 1: Clouds before Rain2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Chapter 1: Clouds before Rain
It was morning in Ponyville, with everypony sleeping soundly in their beds. As Celestia's sun crept over the dewy morning grass it looked as if today was going to be a typical fun and pleasant day in Equestria. The night weather squad, deployed by Cloudsdale, was slowly kicking away the last of the eve's clouds. This made way for the warm tendrils of the morning to begin enveloping the peaceful homes below. Soon the light swept into the top floor of Ponyville's local library. In through the windows, came the sun, and onto two beds where a familiar purple and green dragon and lavender mare lay sleeping. Spike's head was hanging over the edge of the bed, and his blanket was tossed aside without any care. In the three years since the fight against King Sombra, Spike had grown as tall as Twilight, but his love and care for his friends prevented any mutations o
Bad ReputationsThe trees gave a whisper, one signifying the calm serenity of the green forest. The pinwheel forest, a beautiful place in this part of Unova. A girl with eyes of a golden light wandered through the forest. Her hair was a similar shade to the vegetation around her. She appeared to be in her late teens. The forest gave off an unbelievably sense of calm and relaxation to the girl and the Lucario that traveled diligently before her, versus by her side.Bad Reputations3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"What a wonderful day " She mumbled to herself, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear as a few leaves flew through the air and tumbled to the ground from the soft rustle of the branches. She quirked an eyebrow as she had stopped walking, as had Luke But she still heard the snap of a branch. Her hair whipped around as she turned on her heel, revealing but the breeze. " Maybe it was just a pokemon ?"
Luke, on the other hand; seemed less than convinced. He crossed his arms, beginning to walk closer and more defensively aro
Would Anypony Miss Me? Part 6In loving memory of Nathan MaddoxWould Anypony Miss Me? Part 63 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sept 25 1991 - Feb 12 2012
"I'll be heading out now!" Applejack yelled, not expecting any sort of response from anypony.
The sun was out with a very comfortable morning temperature with the sound of birds chirping happily outside. A certain orange earth pony was simply trying her best to enjoy her trot into town, yet she grew more worried with nearly every step of the way. The day seemed utterly normal and ordinary as any other pony would describe it, but not to Applejack. Today's visit to the hospital was not only important to her, but to Fluttershy above all.
It pained her that she'd have to tell her friends what she discovered in the field, but felt just as bad for not telling the whole truth yesterday. Though it felt like the right thing to do at the time since Rarity's sudden outburst at blaming Trixie. How could she even begin to image what the others might think if they misunderstood her? The last thing anypony would want in this situation is to
Tell Me I'm A Wreck"So many emotions...But I don't have a way to express them! Being a teenager is So HARD!" Mocked a voice from behind Jeremy as he stormed through the crowd. "Dick..." Jeremy scoffed a bit too loud as he kept his back to the familiar voice. Damon smirked, but hid it sternly as he followed the boy.Tell Me I'm A Wreck3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"YOU do not talk to me like that, I am not your sister." He scolded, grabbing Jeremy by the upper arm and pulling him to face him. "And from now on, don't talk to your sister like that." He said, meeting eyes with the rebellious teen. Jeremy frowned at Damon, biting down his fear. He was too angry for fear!
"So what, are you gonna kill me just because I hurt Elana's feelings?" He asked, giving Damon a look with the deepest anger he could channel out of his body. Damon leaned in closer, glaring right into the boys eyes. "No...I'm going to do much, MUCH worse, Jeremy...If only you could imagine." He said, yanking the smaller teen along with him. "Cut her some slack."
"I'll...You!" Jeremy jerked
Would Anypony Miss Me? Part 1In loving memory of Nathan MaddoxWould Anypony Miss Me? Part 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sept 25 1991 - Feb 12 2012
The sun was just setting over the horizon of Ponyville as Twilight Sparkle and Spike were heading out of town towards Fluttershy's cottage. The air was beginning to cool as the bright orange warmth of Celestia's sun began to descend. Twilight smiled as she made her serene walk along the path with Spike nearly half awake on her back.
"Remind me why I have to tag along," asked Spike, still feeling sore from organizing books non-stop all day in the library.
"Because I'm worried about Fluttershy and I need you here for this. I think she's been feeling really sad lately."
"Yeah, but I don't see how that's uncommon. Doesn't Fluttershy get depressed about something on a weekly basis?" Spike said, still grumpy from his work session.
Shocked by his words Twilight stopped on the creek bridge as she turned her head around and gave Spike a hard stare. Taken by the surprise, Spike snapped out of his grumpy state; realizing what he had jus
How I Met The Awesomeness Mare EverHow I Met The Awesomeness Mare Ever3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
How I met The Awesomeness Mare Ever
By: DolphinBuster starring: Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle
Hey, my name is Rainbow Dash. The most awesome, most radical, most amazing, most spectacular, pony in all of Equestria. Most ponies call me the fastest flier too. Heck, I've even got a cool crown thingy to prove it!
Anyway. I thought I'd share a story, a story that will blow. Your. Mind. A story about how I met the most awesome mare ever, the mare of my dreams. A story about how I met, and ended up being with Twilight Sparkle.
Okay, so one day I was just doing my usual activity, which is flying. Duh. And I was just soaring over Ponyville when I saw this crazy beautiful mare with a little purple dragon trotting around. I don't know why I felt this way and I definitely, didn't know how to explain how I felt I just all of a sudden felt like my mind was going to explode of too much awesomeness!
She looked like she wa
Ponies are Procrastinators Too! [Twilight Sparkle]Ponies are Procrastinators Too!2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
See, I have to write this essay that the teacher gave last week
And it's due tomorrow morning, twenty pages all in Greek
Now, but first, I'll check my Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter, call my mom
And just one more, one more page on I-waste-so-much-time.com
[Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie]
We're procrastinating, all day I sit here waiting
For just the perfect moment to begin
Why work? We could be gaming!
[Spike, Cutie Mark Crusaders]
[Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Spike, CMCs]
Procrastination for the win!
I have to start this diet 'cos my prom's a week away
So I'm only eating veggies, and I'm starting that today
But I'm getting kinda hungry and those cookies look sublime
Fine! I'll have just one! Or two! Or ten! Why not? It's not a crime!
[Pinkie Pie, Rarity]
Prisoner in the MountainPrisoner in the Mountain3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
THE CANTERLOT SERIES
Ponies with Sonata Arctica
[Click here for the accompanying song]
Prisoner in the Mountain
Can you hear the music and laughter, as everyone has gathered to your wedding?
Can you see them dance as they celebrate your brightest day?
Can you hear them cheer, when you're dancing with your loved one?
A beautiful bride for the gallant groom,
Can you feel the happiness beating inside your heart?
No, you cannot.
For this is only a dream
a) A Bride without a Wedding
Opened my eyes, but no world unfolds
Am I blind, where are all the lights gone
Underneath I feel the floor made of cold stone
You wench, what a pathetic prey
There was a wedding I was attending
We prepared for dancing, for joy and wish fulfilled
How am I here now, I don't understand
Were you to live happily ever after?
Alas poor, you wo
Dark!Japan x Demon!Reader - A Painful LoveI KNOW THAT JAPAN SEEMS A BIT OUT OF CHARACTER IT'S BECAUSE HE ONLY APPEARS WHEN HE BE PISSED to countries a year is like…maybe 6-7 years each…I think...Dark!Japan x Demon!Reader - A Painful Love2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Those cold dark eyes stared into the eyes of a half dead girl as he slit the throat of the children one by one, allowing their crimson blood to splatter everywhere. He laughed in sheer delight as he had finally murdered the last one in the most brutal and indescribable way. A crimson monster. He took agonizingly slow steps to the young girl lying on the ground, covered in the blood of the massacred and of her own. Leaning down he smiled kindly to her and whispered into the girl's ear, letting his breath trickle over her bloody skin.
"Hello little girl. I am Japan. You're going to die." Then he grabbed onto the collar of the girl's dirtied white dress and pulled her up to meet his crimson eyes, filled with blood lust. Her dulled orbs stared into his and slowly took it off of his glare and gently lifted her hand to touch
Would Anypony Miss Me? Part 2In loving memory of Nathan MaddoxWould Anypony Miss Me? Part 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sept 25 1991 - Feb 12 2012
Fluttershy dangled from the ceiling beam with the rope tied in a noose around her neck. Eyes and mouth closed as her body gently swayed back and forth from a light chilling breezing through the open door. There was much shock and awe in the atmosphere as Twilight and Spike had their eyes widened for a mere 10 seconds before one of them snapped into action.
"Oh no, oh no! Fluttershy please no," Twilight's horn lit up as she casted a levitation spell to gently lift the lifeless pony and remove the noose from around her neck. She was careful enough to be sure that her head was as immobile as possible.
"Spike, hand me that couch pillow over there." She said urgently, gently setting the pegasus down on the floor with her friend's head on her hooves. Spike just stood there, unable to move. He was too scared to move.
"Spike!" Twilight yelled.
The purple dragon then began to tear up. Snapping out of his trance, he ran over to the cou
Rainbow Dash UMVC3 MovesetRainbow Dash UMVC3 Moveset3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Moveset:
Series: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
First Appearance: My Little Pony: FIM Episode #1
Voice Actress: Ashleigh Bell
Health: 950,000 HP Points
Energy Projection: 5
Fighting Ability: 3
Rainbow Dash is a Pegasus from Cloudsdale that claims herself to be the fastest flyer in the world. She can fly as fast as Mach 5 and is a professional when it comes to aerial tricks and acrobatics, especially with her High-speed strut and her most famous move, the Sonic Rainboom. She one day plans to be a part of a pony flight group known as "The Wonderbolts" which are believed to be the best flyers in Equestria.
Assist Alpha: Tornado Spin (Shot, Front)
Assist HC: Rainbow Typhoon
Assist Beta: Rainbow Smasher (Direct, Tilt Up)
Assist HC: Rainbow Typhoon
Assist Gamma: Lightning Drop (Shot, Down)
Assist HC: Rainbow Typhoon
On a Cross and Arrow: Part 1.On a Cross and Arrow: Part 1.4 years ago in Humor More Like This
On a Cross and Arrow
By Conner Cogwork
Twilight and her five friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one that they knew. Sitting on a bench is Harpsy and Babar. The Doctoress avoids apples from an aspiring Applebuck. And in a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try to decipher the appearance of filly look-alikes of themselves around Ponyville!
Image credit is to Stellarina! Thanks!
On a Word Misheard
"Spike, can you be a dear and get me 'Rules of Thermodynamics 101?"
All That's Passed - The Plunge: Chapter 1All That's Passed - The Plunge: Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Applejack was just about at her wit's end. She and her six best friends had been running around like mad ponies for the past two weeks putting the finishing touches on the wedding between Fluttershy and Big Macintosh, and while Applejack couldn't have been happier for the two, she had had more than enough of wedding preparations to last her a lifetime. From tying little bows on the wedding favors to seating charts to flower arrangements, she was about ready to call it quits and suggest the couple elope. No, it's fine, she told herself, it'll all be over in a few hours, and Big Mac and Fluttershy deserve such a nice weddin'. The orange earth pony let out a calming breath as she helped Pinkie arrange hors d'oervres on golden platters. Just as long as nopony shrieks again
"Oh my Celestia, where on earth did I leave my pin cushion?!" Rarity's frantic voice rang out through Fluttershy's small, overly cramped cottage for the umpteenth time that morning. It took a m
River and the DoctorIt took a lot of pushing and shoving to load that blue box into the cargo bay: even with the mule and the ATV, Mal couldn't blame his latest customer for circling the crate nervously every time it wobbled on its setting. He himself was in a right high-spirited mood, as the patron in question had paid up front and quite generously.River and the Doctor2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"Caaareful," the eccentric man protested as his prized possession trembled for the umpteenth time. He held out his hands as if hoping to catch it, but in reality it could probably crush him. The skinny stranger moved as if he hadn't quite grown into his limbs, waltzing about in a tweed jacket, navy trousers and a bright bow-tie. And to hinder his physical talents even further, his unruly brown hair dangled completely in front of his eyes in one fell swoop.
"No need to beat yourself up over a couple scratches, stranger," Mal called to him while he and Jayne worked. He particularly eyed the nicks and scuffs in the bright cobalt paint. "This thing looks like it'
Would Anypony Miss Me? Part 3In loving memory of Nathan MaddoxWould Anypony Miss Me? Part 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sept 25 1991 - Feb 12 2012
The IPC room was brightly lit with clean white walls surrounding Fluttershy as she opened her eyes, squinting at operating lights that shined upon her mane. Sounds of alarms going off on the heart monitors could be heard coming from the stand next to her. Disorientation clouded her mind as three nurses and a familiar doctor were scrambling around the room.
"Her heart rate is rising. What's happening?"
"Is that oxygen valve turned on? Get me a physical pulse check."
Fluttershy tried to look around but felt the restraint of the brace that had been attached to her injured neck. She felt so confused, hearing all these voices gave her the impression that she was in a dream. How could she be dreaming? Wasn't she supposed to be dead? Dead people don't dream.
Her eyes looked down towards her tummy where she felt a hoof pressing down near on her artery, just barely visible from the non-rebreather mask that covered her mouth. She tried
Discorded Trixie, Who?Discorded Trixie, Who?4 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Disappearing Pony Act"
Lo and behold the Great And Powerful Trixie! The all-powerful and greatest magician in all of Equestria! There is no feat of magic I cannot perform! There is no skill or talent that my magic can not surpass! Truly all are honored in be in the presence of the Great And Powerful Trixie!!!
My legendary tales have spread across all of Equestria! There is none who don't know my name! There is ... there is ... none who doesn't love the Great and Powerful Trixie!
Certainly you have heard that on one of my many travels I came to the small hick town of Ponyville, that wouldn't even be on the map if not for the regular visits by Princess Celestia.
How after performing my magic show, and proving my greatness and power once again, two foals didn't wish to take one of my ... stories ... on face value and put ... the Great and Powerful Trixie to the test ... and ... she was ... publicly humiliated, she, I lost everything I owned in one night and had to flee the small no-face-
100 Ways to Annoy Knockout100 Ways to Annoy Knockout:100 Ways to Annoy Knockout4 years ago in Humor More Like This
1) Tell him that red is defiantly not his color. In fact, you think he could use a paint job. And his optics should now be blue.
2) Explain in a dreamy voice that you would love to ride in the most powerful Cybertronian vehicle out there you want to hear the purr of the engine and feel the soft vibrations of the car yes, you really would love a ride inside of Optimus Prime.
3) Tell Knockout that the Vehicon (Decepticon drones) know more about cars then he does.
4) After a long hard battle against the Autobots, go up to Knockout and say you've seen better fighting from a sparkling. Oh yeah, and he's got some dents and scratches right there, there annnddd there.
5) Scratch Knockout's paint job and tell him with the sweetest voice possible, "Buff that".
6) Explain to Knockout the two main versions of 'knock out' (1: Being drop-dead sexy and 2: being K.O'd in a fight). Then tell him he was named after the second definition, as any Autobot can
Would Anypony Miss Me? Part 5In loving memory of Nathan MaddoxWould Anypony Miss Me? Part 53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sept 25 1991 - Feb 12 2012
The white unicorn ran outside and towards the Hay And Stay hotel with Twilight teleporting just in front of her. "Out of my way Twilight!" She exclaimed
Twilight stood her ground. "Rarity, please calm down!"
"That filthy little ruffian is probably the main reason why Fluttershy is in that hospital."
"But this isn't what Fluttershy would want. You need to think straight!"
"I think I know what that worthless slim of a unicorn needs is a good kicking. Now move I say!"
Twilight didn't want to resort to this spell being used on her friends, but felt left with no other option. Her horn began to glow as the ground below her started to light up. Chunks of dirt and rock shot up and clasped around Rarity's hooves, stopping her in place.
"Wha- gah! How did I can't move!" Rarity struggled.
"Good, that means the protective barrier I placed is working."
Rarity pulled her hooves, but to no avail. "Twilight Sparkle, remove this enchant
A Tender MomentA Tender Moment3 weeks ago in Romance More Like This
The moon had risen high in the night sky, a beautiful sight for all to see, with not a cloud to be seen. The stars twinkled in that way that poets loved to write about, and everything everywhere was calm and quiet. It was the kind of night that some lonesome young girl might find herself staring out of the window for great lengths of time, and that was indeed the case tonight. Fluttershy, a student of the local Canterlot High School, was kneeling on the top of her bed, gazing out of the window with a small smile on her face. Wearing nothing but a light-green nighties, she sighed in a contented manner over the warm feeling of just being in her own room on a night like tonight. I could sit here and look at that sky all night, she thought to herself. Her smile widened as she started to move away from the window brushing aside some of her long pink hair as she did so. And it was here that the peace of the moment was interrupted by the loud squeaking of her bedroom door. Looking up, Flutter