SNAPE'S JOB PROPOSAL-3SNAPE'S JOB PROPOSAL-311 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
From the desk of Professor Severus Snape, Potions master at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
RE: REQUEST FOR DEFENCE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS POSITION
To Whom It May Concern:
Upon receiving yet another fact-filled rejection letter from you, I promptly filed it with the other seven hundred letters in my wastebasket under "Moron." I would like to thank you for taking the time to send a reply so quickly. I'm amazed at the promptness and efficiency of your submissions staff, which was helpful enough to send a rejection letter before the ink on my proposal had quite finished drying. I'm certain you psychic bastards will find my proposal most informative once you DO receive it, and will feel completely justified in rejecting me beforehand.
However, I would like to resubmit my proposal under different terms, regarding the questionable recent action of hiring a one "Professor Cleveland" to my future job position. Since receiving your highly amusing and sometimes illegible rejection, I t