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Javik is brought in by police after Legion is found clinging for dear life to the outside of the Normandy. Legion explained that after beating Javik at Mass Effect Racing on the Xbox 360 he was promptly jettisoned out the airlock.

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Controller model from Duke Nukem belonging to Gearbox software and 2K Games
Xbox emblem belongs to Microsoft

Javik by MrGameboy2012 and fixes by The_JoeBlack
Controller by TheFil and retextured by The-JoeBlack

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Kaidan is arrested dancing with Diana Allers after he is seen taking pills of unknown origin. When the policeman asked Kaidan what the pills were he replied "They're aspirin. I HAVE A HEADACHE". When the policeman then asked why Kaidan was missing his shirt, he replied "I WAS HOT!"

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Kaidan by BlondeSteven
Diana Allers by XNALaraFanatic

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Zaeed had been hitting the booze HARD and mistakenly purchased a bottle of Turian beer with hpynogenic qualities. Zaeed is apprehended attempting to shoot down some Vorcha with two bananas. When the police ask him what damage he thought his two bananas could cause, Zaeed looked down, puzzled for a moment, then replied,
"Have you seen my costume?? I AM THE LORD OF THE BANANAS!!". Zaeed was kept in lockup for the night...

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Zaeed by PabloPicasso
Banana by decanandersen

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After being exposed to some leaking gas in the med lab, Mordin heads down to the Omega blackmarkets and makes a purchase from the "Umbrella Emporium". Mordin is arrested after being found running down the streets cackling like a madman claiming that he'd finally found a cure to the Genophage. The results were not as expected...

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Character belongs to Bioware and EA Games
Resident Evil related items and Umbrella logo belong to Capcom

Mordin by PabloPicasso
Resident Evil items by decanandersen

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C-Sec arrest Kasumi on suspicion of theft. When asked if Kasumi had any words to say on her behalf she simply said "Seeya later boys, but you won't see me". She then blew them a kiss, winked and disapeared.

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Character belongs to Bioware and EA Games

Kasumi alt by The-JoeBlack (credit to o0Crofty0o for the original conversion)
Omniblade by Goha7777

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Tali was found by police under a table at the Purgatory after a wild night. Tali chose to waive her right remain silent "You may never...'urp'...take my...emergency...induction...port...".

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Mass Effect characters belong to Bioware

Tali by Rexil
Beer by fil969
Hat by Decanandersen

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Police are called to investigate a call of domestic abuse. They kicked down the down and addressed Bakara:
Police "Ma'am, was it you that placed the call reporting domestic abuse?"
Wrex (cowering meekly in the corner) "Ummm... no...That was me..."
To cover all bases the police take them both in to custody.

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Wrex by Goha77
Bakara by Goha77

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So Miss T'Soni is wandering down through the Citadel stores perusing the merchandise when a young rookie police officer who's heard the rumours of her being the Shadow Broker decides to waiver the advice given to him by his colleagues to just leave her alone and he takes her down the station for booking. Lets just say Liara only had to send one message on her n7Phone and the young rookie promptly found himself permanently stationed on a remote ice world where he would have many many years to ponder the repercussions of his actions.

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Liara by Rexil
Cigar by fil969
Lighter by by fil969
iPhone by $AtlantiB$ and retextured by me

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So the young Grunt is down at Toys R Omega picking up his favourite Mass Effect 2 toys when the shop owner derisively tells him his Krogan dollars are no good on Omega. Grunt grabs as many toys as he can in his grubby fingers and runs for it!

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Grunt by PabloPicasso
Joker by PabloPicasso
Shepard retex by MIA-Lady
Ashley by Goha
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While having a quiet drink down at Purgatory, Mr Krios is arrested after being forced to beat up a couple of lowlifes that would not take no for an answer from some dancing girls. Feeling very embarrassed for the explanation he'll have to give Shepard when the mugshot gets seen, he decides to make a break for it. Just as the guard snaps off the first photo and before you can say "OMG that Drell is about to beat the crap out of me!" Thane knocks out the guard, takes his hat and baton and casually wanders out of the station with none the wiser.

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Thane by Goha77
Baton by decanandersen

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