Red: Prolgue (kankri x reader)(Name) opened her eyes. 'Where the fuck am I?' She thinks to herself. She looked around to try to figure out where she was. The place was dark so she could only see the gray, tile floor and the dark gray walls. as her eyes adjusted to the darkness she could see more things like the purple pod-looking-thing in the corner of the room, the desk with a weird looking computer on it, and the boy sitting in the chair at the desk.
"Uh...H-hello..." She said to the strange looking boy. The boy had gray skin, black hair, nubby-looking-candycorn-colored horns, eyes that were yellow where they should be white and red irises, a pair of simple gray slacks, black shoes, and...a red turtle-neck sweater?
"..." He didn't say much and her first impression of him was a cute, yet shy, alien boy who's planet you just woke up on.
'Shit. What do I say?!' (Name) asked herself.
"Greetings." He finally said.
(Name) looked confused as to how he can speak your language.
"My name is Kankri Vantas. And you are?"
Red: Chapter One (kankri x reader)(( this chapter will be from your prospective...ish...maybe...iunno what this prospective is called ))Red: Chapter One (kankri x reader)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You looked up from the, now done, dishes and at Kankri. It had been a few months since you came here and in that time you had gotten a crush on Kankri. A crush that you could never reveal of course. Kankri noticed you looking at him...AGAIN.
"Nothing..." You said answered before going up to your room that Kankri gave you to sleep in. You look at the calender you had put up that had Earth and Beforus time on it and noticed something that slipped your mind. It was (birthday date) which was your birthday, or "wiggling day" as Kankri and the other trolls called it.
You heard a knock on your door.
"Come in," You said.
Kankri came into your room carrying something behind his back. "I almost forgot what today was..." He said as he handed you a red paper covered box. "I was hoping you might like it..."
Curious, you unwrapped the box th
SBitC: Kankri x ReaderKankri x ReaderSBitC: Kankri x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I got Kankri..." you mumbled. You... Weren't really sure what to think about that. Sure, you liked him, and sure, you wanted to go out with him, but you didn't think you could handle seven minutes alone with him. He'd probably think your confession was some kind of trigger and start lecturing you about the importance of respecting others' boundaries.
You stood up and kind of dragged yourself into the closet. Kankri was pushed by Mituna after you, being told, "You need to get shomeone elshe to lescture!"
You both stood there awkwardly until you smiled, the perfect idea having popped into your head.
"Hey, Kankri?" you asked in a sweet little voice.
"Would this-" you pushed your chest against his, "be considered a trigger?"
He blushed and started to breathe heavily. "I-I suppose... C-can you... Maybe get off me?"
"Hmm? You want me to get you off?"
"W-what?! No, that's not what I said! Y-you should realize that this is triggering me!"
"Oh? Really? What about... This
Driving Lessons - Human!Kankri x Reader((Okay guys! This is my first reader insert. Its Human!Stuck by the way. All of it. Anyway! HOPE its not too bad....ENJOY~!))Driving Lessons - Human!Kankri x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Your name is ____ ____, you are 15 years old, and your best friend Kankri Vantas, is currently teaching you how to drive. See, you had already failed your drivers ed class once, so you wanted him to teach you. You weren't all that good at driving, and the thought of it scared you, but Kankri would always lecture you when he drove you to work. "____, It is very triggering t9 have t9 keep driving y9u everywhere. I kn9w y9u can't drive, 6ut that doesn't mean that y9u must ask me to take y9u t9 y9ur j96 everyday!" And blah blah blah!
So, because of him not leaving you alone about this, Kankri was currently lecturing you on the rules of the road. "....and when y9u reach a st9p sigh, n9 matter what, y9u must ALWAYS st9p. Yes? And then als9..." You had been tuning him out for a while now. You knew the rules, you just didn't kno
Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 1Here it is: the voice of the angels. His speech flows into your ears like the force of the tide, forceful and commanding. The notes seem tuned to your core, a perfect pitch to entrance you. You could listen for hours, just hearing the lullaby of his words. They seeped into your tissues, producing a serenity you had yet to find with anything else.Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
Your name is (f/n) (l/n), and sound is your life. Music is your soul. And this lecturing troll’s voice? Your obsession.
Yes, you could absorb the nuances of his tone for long periods of time, basking in the cadences and rhythms. But that doesn’t mean you don’t actually LISTEN.
“[Name], are y9u ign9ring me? Y9u kn9w h9w triggering that is f9r me.”
Your eyes snap open to the sight of Kankri Vantas, with his arms crossed over his scarlet-sweatered chest and a slightly annoyed, overall compassionate expression defining his features. You quickly shake your head to prove you are listening, mindful not to interrupt his l
Kankri X Reader ~ Tutor, Please? (Trigger Warning)There you were, once again listening for the lectures of the ranting boy.Kankri X Reader ~ Tutor, Please? (Trigger Warning)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Despite... Actually..." You could only catch fragments of his sentences. You stepped forward, attempting to maneuver your way through the people, but were thrown back. You landed on your butt.
"Ow..." Soon the warning bell rung, causing the people around you to disperse and more or less trample you.
After long enough, you were able to stand up without being pushed back down. You carefully lifted your things and looked at your watch.
I'll be late!
You were planning on rushing off to your class--you were already failing it at this point--when you heard him sigh and mutter, "no one ever listens to me..."
Maintaining a calm demeanor, you slowly walked towards him.
"I listen," you said simply, before the late bell rung and you ran off, apologizing and mentioning that you were already fail
Kankri X Reader: IndecisiveYour lusii argued in the foyer of your hive while you sat on the couch, speaking with Kankri about multiple subjects, which happened to include your ‘special’ family in the first place. Though, that’s what allowed you to develop a flush crush on the slightly elder in the first place. Heh…Kankri X Reader: Indecisive2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“I h9nestly h9pe I d9 n9t trigger y9u in anyway p9ssi6le with my particularly 9ffensive language that I w9uld 9therwise never use, however, y9ur lusii are rather indecisive in their very simplified means 9f persuasi9n. They seem t9 6e gr9wing pr9gressively farther apart every sec9nd, and it w9uld sadden me t9 see y9u 6e t9rn 6etween y9ur lusii as a legislacerat9r pr9gressively 6ec9mes m9re inv9lved in this little predicament 9f theirs. Y9ur lusii seem t9 6e rather…hm.” Kankri pauses for a moment, seemingly lost on words to explain but starts up once again after a short time, making you savor his voice once again. “…Creative in their w9rd ch9ice
Exchange Student (Karkat x Reader)You sat in the lunchroom, opening up your lunchbox. It was the usual. Jelly sandwich, carrots, chips, and Powerade. School always went by slowly for you. Especially when you have to wake up to go to school.Exchange Student (Karkat x Reader)2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Seven AM, wake up in the morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gotta have- Good god, not that song again.
Anyway, you sat at your usual table.
You always were no matter what. No one cared to sit by you at all. Maybe because they don't want to be seen with the biggest outcast of the school. Yet, you've had people sit by you. Very nice people. But, there's another problem.
Taylor was pretty much on top of the school's popularity caste. Model figure, clothes more expensive then your wardrobe combined, overall the stereotypical prom-queen cheerleader captions.
Why her? Easy. The people who ever sit with you, she comes right over to. All of them are always new students at your highschool, so they want new friends. Well, she always comes and swoops them away from yo
Kankri x Reader Wishing for a Lover. Pt 2!It was a week after you met the darling troll. He seemed so kind to you. You wondered why that was. He could have feelings for you...WHAT? That couldn't be true! You were human for fuck sake! But then again...Kankri x Reader Wishing for a Lover. Pt 2!2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You tried to keep your mind off the subject as you cooked supper for both of you. "I hope he likes Chicken." You thought out loud.
The sweet smell of food watered Kankri's mouth. He knew (Name) was cooking, and by the smell of it...It was gonna be good. He stood from his desk, and walked to the kitchen. He saw you, your hips were swaying. You were humming a lovely little tune...Now Kankri wasn't craving the food any more...He was craving you.
He snuck behind you, and pulled you into a hug. "(Name) I have something I wish to tell you."
Oh no. Your best dream and your worst nightmere was about to happen. You were not sure what to do if he said he loved you. It would be wrong to love one that is not from the same planet. But as your mother had said, "Love is where your heart is."
KankrixReader-BABY FLASHBACK!-KankrixReader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You were 6 and looking all around with your mom for some Christmas presents for everyone in your class. The teacher assigned each child another to another kid in the class and you got the one person you didn't know. Kankri Vantas. He was odd...to say the least. For some reason he was gray and had little candy corn shaped horns that everyone made fun of. All he did was read or talk to himself and use big words you didn't know.
"Hey sweetie! How about these!" your mother had a little green book with a matching dictionary. She handed them to you, and you turned them around in your little chubby hands and shook your head.
"Well you said he liked to read..." she grumbled. You looked around the big aisles and finally found something. A big read sweater. You struggled to reach it and got on your tippy toes and as you pulled it down it overbalanced you and you fell with a thud. The oversized sweater draped over you so you couldn't see and barely move but you ran to
Human!Kankri x Reader: Under the stars Under the silent night sky. Nothing was being said and the only thing heard was light breathing and crickets. The warm summer breeze going through the grass. The stars above were shining bright.Human!Kankri x Reader: Under the stars2 years ago in Romance More Like This
[Name] and Kankri were siting on the grassy hill. Kankri was actually quiet for once. [Name] glanced over to Kankri. He was staring at the stars. [Name] let out a happy sigh. Kankri turned his head to her.
"Is there something wrong? Am I triggering you? If I am please tell me so that I can note what I am doing to cause you displeasure." He looked at [Name] with a worried expression.
"I'm fine, Kankri. You're not triggering me." She giggled softly.
Kankri's reddish brown eyes softened. He moved his black hair out of his sight. He smiled slightly before returning his gaze to the stars. He slowly and hesitantly put his on top of [Name]'s own hand. She smiled brightly.
"Do you like th
Saving Karkat - Kankri x ReaderWalking from Porrim's hive after getting fitted for a new outfit I heard a loud voice. It was droning on and on but I was too far away to hear who it was. I first shrugged it off as Aranea losing it on Meenah, seeing as Kankri was to be teaching Karkat. Sadly though, I heard the words "trigger" and "privilege" in the same sentence I knew it was Kankri. I sighed and asked myself why I was matesprits with the trigger happy gum flapper. Of course I knew why, but his long pants didn't matter right now. I walked around a building and there he was, in all his sweater bearing glory. Karkat stared at him, slack jawed as Kankri went on and on, then he noticed me.Saving Karkat - Kankri x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
I smiled slightly as his eyes screamed for help. I watched for a bit longer, until he was ready to drop to his knees before approaching my red blooded matesprit from the back. When I was close enough, I slapped my hand over his mouth and pulled him back against my chest. I peeked over his slightly taller than my own, to look at Karkat.
Fourth time's the charm ((Kankri x Reader))Kankri Vantas was always going on and on about his triggers, including the triggers of others. Many occasions he'd ask yours and you'd bite your tongue, refusing to tell the troll that he was your trigger. He was your trigger for just about everything. Yet, he was still one of your closest friends. Whilst you had a moirail, you had proposed the idea of him being yours. Which, to your dismay, he had declined kindly. As kind as Kankri can possibly be, mind you, which isn't all that kind once you compare it to the kindness of... anyone else. Continuously telling you that he was 'celibate'. You knew the person whom was closest to him was Porrim, almost being at moirail status, but not quite there yet. Kankri refused to have any sort of relationship, pale, ashen, black, or red; it didn't matter. It frustrated you to no end knowing that he would probably never feel the same way back. Besides, wasn't he red for Latula? She was pretty rad, even if you knew it was an act, you wished you could bFourth time's the charm ((Kankri x Reader))2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Will you accept me? Kankri x reader [Part 1]“WHAT?! What do you mean they might disappear?!”Will you accept me? Kankri x reader [Part 1]2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“CALM DOWN [NAME]! I’M NOT COMPLETELY SURE IT’LL HAPPEN! I’M JUST SAYING IT’S A POSSIBILITY. SINCE WE BEAT THE GAME THERES NO REASON FOR OUR DANCESTORS TO EXIST ANYMORE!”
Unable to comprehend the news Karkat brought, you stood there in your [color] god tier robes, fists clenched, questioning the fellow troll.
“So what does this mean?! Will they just up and disappear into thin air?!”
“LIKE I FUCKING SAID, I DON’T KNOW!” Yelling yet again, but you didn’t give an inch.
How could he make such an outrageous assumption off of so little evidence!
With tension heavy in the air you see your friends Latula and Mituna shift uncomfortably. Taking a deep breath in, you calm yourself enough to ask your next question without yelling.
“How ca-”Stopping mid-sentence feeling a hand rest on your shoulder. Turning to see it was your flush crush and Karkats’
My Guardian angel ~ Kankri x Reader ~ Song FicYour name is Kankri Vantas, and you are very triggered by your nervousness at the current moment.My Guardian angel ~ Kankri x Reader ~ Song Fic1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Why were you even doing this? You hated singing with a burning passion. Well, not a burning passion, hell you didn't even listen to music. It was very triggering to you at times. But that is not the point here. You really didn't want to do this, but you seriously do.
It was all for ____ ____.
Ah yes the human girl ____. Moirails with Vriska and best friends to your younger brother Karkat and Dave Strider. You found her so captivating. The way she smiled made your stomach do back flips. How she would listen to you and sometimes take notes. Or the ways she would stand up for herself and others.
Yes you are extremely triggered by the beautiful human girl. You could even say you were flushed for her. You know what? You Kankri Vantas, the celibate, have completely broken your vow because ____ waltzed her way into your life. You were full out red for her
Kankri x Reader: Wishing for a lover.Kankri sat at his desk, reading. It was an rainy day; perfect for a good reading day. He was about 1/2 threw the book. It was a romance novel. He loved a good romance book, just as much as Karkat would enjoy a new romcom. He never understood why Karkat endured such a way of romance, but he never bothered to ask. The cancer sighed as he flipped a page, he always wanted to be in a relationship himself, but alas girls did not pay much attention to him. He kept his hopes high that one day a girl would love him. A crash of lightning awoke him from daydreams. He jumped and almost pissed himself. "Oh my gog!" he sighed. Five times today hes done that. Brushing off his sweater he set his book down and wondered to the window. He stared at the rain rushing down it.Kankri x Reader: Wishing for a lover.2 years ago in Romance More Like This
A 15-year-old girl ran threw the rain. she was wet, crying, and homeless. She passed many houses never taking one look at them. She had just been fired from her 3 jobs. The day felt as if it were never going to end. The girl ran into
Kankri x Reader Ch1 Shit! Shit! Shit! I’m going to be late again! You scream in your head as you dash as fast as you can to reach the club meeting. You were sure to catch hell from him if you didn’t get there in time, and you did not want to hear one of his ‘triggered lectures’ again anytime soon!Kankri x Reader Ch12 years ago in Romance More Like This
You look at your watch. I’ve got 3 minutes ‘til it begins. Yes you can make it! You just have to avoid the after school crowds in the hallways and you’ll be fine!
You keep dashing, avoiding everyone. Stopping for nothing, this is a life or death situation. You reach the door, fling it open and sit in your designated seat. You look at your watch again, 30 seconds before its time to start. Looks like no lecture today. You smirk to yourself.
The clock strikes 3:35 PM and the captain of the debate team enters closes the door to the library. He turns to everyone in the room and begins to count aloud.
“Everyone is here and on time today,
Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 2When you awaken the next evening you find it hard to crawl out of the soper slime, instead stretching languidly and swimming your limbs about in the gelatinous liquid. Eventually, however, you decide you might as well get out and care for the pawbeast. You pull yourself free from the sleeping device and wipe the slime away from your eyes, then slide down the side of your recuperacoon to land on the floor. But when you reach over for the towel you used last night you realize it is not there. In fact, upon further inspection, the hive was a bit more organized than you were used to. You frown in confusion, but decide to wake up more before tackling this mystery, and look around the floor for your towel—you hated tracking slime over the floor if you could help it. You glare at the puddle forming underneath you, quickly realizing you have no choice but to do so, and head off to take a shower. Your lusus must have cleaned your respiteblock. Unusual, but stranger things had happened.Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 22 years ago in Romance More Like This
Ranting - Kankri x Reader (short)Ranting - Kankri x Reader (short)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
I'll just put it this way, Kankri was currently sitting in a chair, listening to you rant about something. How is this possible you ask? Well, I think i have to start from the beginning.
You were on your newly restored laptop, checking your messages on deviantART. ((had to! But what I'm about to type is true)) There was a knock at your bedroom door. "Open it yourself!" You yelled at the door. Your sister walked in with a plate. You didn't see what was on the plate; you were too engrossed in your laptop to care at the moment.
"I made you lunch, ____!" You nodded. "Just..put it over there." You pointed at a random counter in your room and looked up. "is that.........WHAT THE HELL?!" You were freaking out. "WHY DID YOU PUT VEGGIES IN MY YAKI SOBA?! AND WHY DID YOU ONLY GIVE ME HALF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!?"
You continued to flip your shit at your sister. She eventually walked out, but STILL wouldn't leave you alone
Just Keep Talking (Kankri X Reader)Just Keep TalkingJust Keep Talking (Kankri X Reader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
That’s all he ever does, talk and talk and talk. You always had to listen to his rants, and it was annoying to no end. He would start talking about one thing but then stray in his lecture about triggers and all that other stuff that annoyed him. You just asked him a simple question, you’ve been listening so long you can’t even remember what the question was. You’ve been listening to him long enough, you start zoning out. Unfortunately Kankri could tell by now that you weren’t paying attention.
“Hey are y9u even listening t9 me?” He asked clearly irritated. Great he could tell, now you’d have to listen to another lecture on that.
“No, I can’t focus with your untracked train of speech.” You said starting to fall asleep.
Sure you liked hearing what he had to say but if he didn’t have a point you could care less. As your eyes started closing you could see a red sw
[Kankri x Reader] Shut Me UpKankri x Reader[Kankri x Reader] Shut Me Up2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Shut Me Up
It only took a couple of hours of sitting in front of a husktop that had grown boring for young [Name] to find herself outside of her own hive; and in front of someone else’s. It was pretty evident from the sounds of muffled lecturing from the inside who resided here. It was a rather unexpected visit; but a visit nonetheless.
Upon entering Kankri’s hive; the first thing that greeted her was the sight of the sweater baring troll lecturing a poor Mituna who seemed so sorry. As soon as the Captor saw her walk through the door though he instantly cheered up and jumped up.
“[Name]!!!” The yellow blood ran to her; his arms automatically latching onto the female’s waist in pure glee. This so happened to catch the attention of the mutant-blooded troll in front of the two of them; who looked at her with one eyebrow raised.
“[Name]? What are you doing here; do you know how triggering it is to walk in on someone else’s lec
not knowing what to say (kankri X reader)this is my first fan fiction... please be nice to it...not knowing what to say (kankri X reader)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
you are a cute girl. you are a bit shorter then most people, and you are fifteen years of age and always in a black sweat shirt that was a little to big for you. you have beautiful (h/c) hair and enchanting (e/c) eyes. you are really shy and didn't know how to talk to people.
it's the first day of high school for you. as you ran down the halls to get to your algebra class you run right into a junior boy dressed in a bright red sweater and grey pants. the boy instantly started ranting. "it is quite triggering for you to run into me. i was on my way to a very important class and aside the fact that you are now going to make me late i am...blahhhhhhhh" you didn't really care. all you were worried about was getting to your math class. "i'm sorry! i didn't mean to run into you i just didn't see you -don't know how i couldn't- but i just really need to go to my class so if you would just finish this later." you said rather fast and ran
I'll Come Back (Kankri X Reader)You are stuck listening to one of Kankri's lectures again, not that you minded, you love his voice and how he words his speeches. But you suddenly start to get thirsty. You hold your hand up, making Kankri stop.I'll Come Back (Kankri X Reader)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Hey, I'll be right back, okay? I need to get some water."
He hesitates but nods, "I'll await your return, (Name)."
You smile at Kankri and walk off to get some water.
Just as you were heading back with your glass of water, Meenah comes up to you.
"(Name)! Check out Nubby Mc-Shouts, he's totally freaking out!"
"But I need to-"
"Great!" She grabs your wrsit and pulls you along.
As you escape Meenah, you let out a sigh, "Shit. I really need to get back to Kankri... After I change shirts."
Karkat had knocked your glass of water out of your hands and down the front of your shirt, soaking the entire piece of clothing. You walk swiftly to your room to swap shirts. When you walk out of the door after changing into a (favourite colour) shirt, Latula and Mituna jump on you.
15 Minutes in Heaven- KankrixReader“Alright, gather round. It’s time to have some actual fucking fun at this party.” Dave said, considering it was his party after all, everyone did as instructed.15 Minutes in Heaven- KankrixReader2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
“WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING THIS TIME FUCKASS? LAST YEAR I ENDED UP WEARING DONKEY EARS WHILE YOU GOT EVERYONE ELSE TO STAB ME IN THE ASS BLINDFOLDED!” Karkat yelled, angrier than usual.
“We’re going to play seven minutes in fucking heaven. Only I’m extending it to fifteen, because the last time I played, I caught with my pants down, if you know what I mean.” Dave said, and everyone flinched, and groaned, not really needing that information. You have no idea why you were here. It wasn’t as if you were in any of their sessions.
“You’re triggering people, Dave!” Kankri complained.
“Shut up. You being a little trigger bitch makes me want to pull a fucking trigger on myself.” Dave replied, not even looking at the guy. You sigh. Poor Kankri. He was
Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 3~the Vantas hive~Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 32 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Karkat, I must speak with y9u immediately.”
“WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MATTER? YOU’RE HERE TO BABBLE ON ABOUT SOME USELESS FUCKING SLIGHT THAT ONLY OFFENDS YOU, RIGHT? WHAT’S ONE MORE FUCKING THING FOR YOU TO COMPLAIN ABOUT? I JUST LOVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PET PEEVES LIKE YOUR WORDS ARE AN ENDLESS SPEWING GEYSER OF VOMIT AND I’M THE UNFORTUNATE LOADGAPER THEY ARE BEING FLUSHED DOWN.”
“Karkat, I have n9t c9me here t9 lecture y9u. I have actually c9me f9r s9me advice, 9r rather, an impers9nal interpretati9n 9f certain events which have 9ccured recently.” Kankri crosses his arms over his chest. “H9wever, if y9u are seeking a lecture 9n the impr9per and triggering uses 9f vulgar language and crude anal9gies within y9ur sentences I w9uld gladly—”
“NO! GOG NO!” Karkat slaps his forehead and runs the hand down his face. “JUST&