Cal on omegle rp
Okay so i got in a chat with some dude and i told him i was a casual hipster and he hated me from then on out
Stranger: dafuq ..
Stranger: umm yea
You: i think i should be saying
You: da fuq
Stranger: you people should burn..
You: Come on and throw another insult at me
You: i know you could do better
You: u just said that
Stranger: no i didnt...
You: Stranger: you the bitch here
Stranger: facking hipster
You: Says the one who cant spell fucking
Stranger: you people should burn
Stranger: really man
Stranger: fucking annoing
You: Said that too
Stranger: please die..m
You: I dont think i can
You: Dirk wouldnt let that happen hehehehehee
You: My bro
You: He loves me ^ ^
Stranger: hes hipster?
You: he is sugoi
Stranger: a what?
You: But in japanesse
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: . . .
Triple M Chapter 4Technically you´re still John Egbert, but there´s nothing really going on for you right now. You kind of passed out, and are still in that state, so your ability to think has diminished significantly. Mostly it´s just black, and occasionally there´s pain. How boring.Triple M Chapter 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Fuck. You keep running, even though you know that you´re acting like the largest nooksucker there ever was in the history of Alternia or anywhere else in the universe. You can hear John´s footsteps cracking against the pavement but just focus on avoiding poles and tripping like an idiot. A couple of minutes later you realize that 1) you forgot your sleeping back, it still being rolled up in John´s fucking room and 2) you couldn´t hear John´s footsteps anymore. You slow down to a jog, and then finally stop moving, peeking behind you. Nothing. Only the occasional bark of a dog and the harsh yellow lights shining out of other people´s houses. You ignore your common s
Is it Karkat or KitKat? Chp. 1Is it Karkat or Kit Kat?Is it Karkat or KitKat? Chp. 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A Homestuck fanfiction
By: K. Hideaki
This was a complete catastrophe! Complete chaos was upon them!
In all honesty, John and Dave should have been more careful!
Sure, they were just having fun, but still….
It all started on a particle hot day in Houston, Texas.
Karkat was cursing the hot weather, as none of the trolls was used to any warm weather, might as well Texan heat.
He sat on the front porch of the Vantas’ house, only in a pair of shorts and some sandals. He long gave up the numeral fans in the house as it soon proven it was hotter inside than outside.
Karkat would have rage at the sun, cursing it for its unneeded heat if he had the energy. But the heat was so strong, nobody, and I mean NOBODY, had the energy to talk.
‘FUCK IT. I KNOW I WISH FOR A FUCKING DAY WHERE BULGEFUCKING LUMPSQUIRTING DUMBDUMB KANKRI WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP, BUT I SURE WAS
Envystuck Chapter 1 part 1Envystuck Chapter 1 part 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Have you ever loved someone so much that you felt that you would die if you couldn't ever see them? Well that's exactly how I feel about this great guy I met, Karkat. I loved him from the second I laid eyes on him. He was just so amazing, and he wasn't like all of the other trolls on Alternia, he wasn't easy to date. You actually had to try, not just go up to him and say "Hey, you want to go on a date?"
It wasn't like that at all. And THAT was what made me fall for him. I'm even sure that he might have a tiny crush on me too. But as of right now that doesn't matter, because there's something inside of me, ready to burst out at any second and kill everyone that I love, starting with Karkat.
It's because of the fact that I'm a subjuggulator and I can go sober and kill people at any moment, that the other trolls don't trust me, don't like me, and I can't be more than moirails with Karkat. It's a forbidden love, truthfully. I have to escape this hell. Though I've tried many times, I still
Fairstuck Chapter 1: DaveKatJohn==> Be the excited Windy BoyFairstuck Chapter 1: DaveKatJohn3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Come on, guuuuuuuys!" You yell out to your two boyfriends, who are lagging behind.
Yes, two boyfriends. Deal with it.
In any case, you're going to the fair! The fair is possibly the best place ever! Thes lots of games, and food, and fun rides, and animals, too! And at the end of the day there are fireworks!
You know Karkat and Dave are just as excited as you are. They just don't like to show it, so Karkat is angry and Dave is cool, just like always. You try to seem three times as excited, so you can make up for it.
"John, how many times do I have to tell you to stop holding out your words like Vriska?" Karkat grumbles, as the he and Dave catch up.
"Oh come oooooooon, Karkitty," You love that nickname, because he really does seem sort of catlike to you, "Let's go, okay? I want to do as much as possible!" You grin hugely.
You drag them to the Midway, where most of the rides and games are. Surprisingly enough, Terezi is at one of the booths!
Dirty Little SecretterminallyCapricious began trolling arsenicCatnipDirty Little Secret4 years ago in Romance More Like This
TC: hEy NePeTa YoU gOt A mOmEnT yOu AlL cAn SpArE tO lIsTeN tO tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR?
TC: ItS a MaTtEr Of ImPoRtAnCe
College Stuck - JOHNKAT - PrologueThe rain was pouring just as steadfast as the first day Kanaya Maryam and Karkat Vantas arrived in London for their interships and abroad studies. Karkat was learning to write, taking the intense job of the intern under the British Vogue, a task no better done than sewer cleaning to the twenty year old student, and a handful of courses alongside. Miss Maryam was studying the lore of the British Isles and learning just how waterproof her favorite clothes weren't. But on that very day they were staring out the windows of their plane as it rose up from the ground like a sprout in the spring air.College Stuck - JOHNKAT - Prologue3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
They were going home.
"Something perplexing you, Karkat?" Kanaya asked, fingers turning the pendant that her love Rose LaLonde had given to her as a token for the long year ahead. A silver coin on a leather strap with a string of Latin, something illegible to Kar and unimportant, yet he was enthralled with the flipping motion. "It surely cannot be a token of which you lack, because you look
Ch:1 Broken (GamKar)It was raining in the dark of night, lightning out makeing a figure jump.Ch:1 Broken (GamKar)3 years ago in Settings More Like This
He was alone crying tears of candy red, his hair was matted to his face and he was soaked to the bone from the rain.
He was a shivering mess and looking closer you could see he was in rought shape, blood was pooling out of cuts he had on his arms and face as he looked to the sky he collapsed to his knees.
His name is Karkat Vantas
And today he had finally snapped.
---Be the crying troll.
Shivering and weak you fell to the ground flashes of the day passing in front of you.
It was all because you could't keep all the anger and pain inside and it seamed like no matter what you did no one seamed to care about you, they just expected you to know the answers for everything and continue to be the leader.
But you can't.
For years now you have been breaking and the only thing you could portray was the anger from being alone.
And the anger didn't help it just made people go far away.
Now the majority of your friend
Sadstuck GamKar *Needs Title* Chapter 1 "Dear, Gamzee:Sadstuck GamKar *Needs Title* Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
This is the first of countless shitty recordings I am leaving for you. And by shitty, I mean emotionally strenuous for me. This recording is already starting to suck an astonishing amount. Might as well get on with it I guess. Cut to the fucking chase."
"Gamzee, I have cancer."
"I haven't told you yet. My dad took me to get some tests yesterday, and we found out that I have something called Ost..Osty-o Osteosarcoma. Damn that was a mouthful. According to the fastidious, orderly medical paper I have in my hand right now, Osto Ostysar FUCK IT. I can't even pronounce it correctly for fucking sake! I'm a fucking failure." *Short, ragged breathing and a sniffle. Silence for a moment.*
"Osteosarcoma is a cancer of the bone that is most common in adolescents and young adults. Treatment involves surgery, usually followed by chemotherapy or radiation. The site of the tumor is the most important prognostic factor, because it determines whether the tumor can be s
Is this love? - GamKar Fanfiction.Is this love?Is this love? - GamKar Fanfiction.2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The slip of paper in his hand indicated that this was the right place. Though, something seemed wrong and the place itself seemed so run down he wasn’t even sure if it was the same apartment as the ad had said. Clutching his bag in his hand, he made a growling sound of frustration before finally knocking on the door, waiting for someone to actually answer the door. It took a few minutes before someone opened the door and the raven haired male lifted his head to try and get a look at what douce muffin he would be sharing an apartment with. It was ironic. So fucking ironic. The birds seemed to make even more noise of nuisance than usually. It was like they were trying to give him an even worse headache than he usually had. Everything was so fucking ironic that he couldn’t even stand it. What was even more ironic seemed to be the pathetic excuse for a human standing in the doorway and leaning against one of the sides. It was a male, that much he could say. Or,
Teach Me to Love Again? Teach me to Love again Prologue.Teach Me to Love Again? 2 years ago in Settings More Like This
"No, he can't. Please tell me you're joking?" A boy said. He couldn't- No he wouldn't believe what he was just told.
"I'm sorry, but it is the truth. I'm so sorry you had to hear that…" An elder woman said to the boy. She felt horrible having to tell him this.
The boy began breathing heavily and he ran upstairs to the elder woman's room and he quickly looked through drawers. Once he found what he was looking for he came back down and looked at the elder one last time. "Please tell me I'm dreaming. Am I? Am I just asleep upstairs in my bed? I would rather this be a fucking Nightmare!"
"I'm sorry. I would do anything to have helped him…"The elder said
"Liar!"The boy yelled gripping the object hard now
"Please, put that down, I promise I'm not lying. Please" The elder said. The boy ran out the front door into the pouring rain "Come back!" The elder yelled as she chased the boy.
"I can't accept anything in life with him here!"The boy yelled. H
Triple M Chapter 5You are Karkat Vantas and thank you gog for creating me and this fucking human world and this fucking human boy named John. But even though the hug feels like forever, it is, in reality, about two seconds long and John lets go of you, grimacing. "Why does the right side of my body feel like it´s on fire?" he groans, rotating his shoulder and wincing at the pain. You decide to stop acting like a fuckass and get off the bed, grabbing John´s shirt off the floor.Triple M Chapter 54 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Because you did something fucking stupid when I wasn´t with you and you got injured." you reply, your voice raw. "Just check out your right arm and go look in a mirror. Oh, and you probably have something slightly less serious than a concussion on your head." you finish, digging your claws into your palms, and looking anywhere that wasn´t John. You didn´t want to be here if John wasn´t comfortable with you. That hug meant nothing, he was just complying with you so that he didn´t seem like the fu
TruthTruth3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"So I guess welcome home." Karkat spoke softly to himself, as the other boy was wandering around the tiny apartment. The place was not very large. One living room with a kitchen built in. a small TV and radio with a couch. It had one bathroom with only a toilet, sink, and shower; Then only one bedroom with a twin bed and a window. A very small apartment, but it kept Karkat living.
Karkat was kicked out by his parents at age ten, when he ended up cursing too much and not getting well enough grades. His parents were strict, so another reason why he was kicked out was exactly that. All he lives on now is macaroni and cheese, but he seems to be just fine with that.
Gamzee plopped himself down on the couch. "Well hey bro, where should I put my bag o' goodies?" He spoke.
"Just put your clothes in the sink, ill wash them for you. Just go and get cleaned up, you smell like rotten cheese and dead animal shit." Karkat spoke in his most blunt tone. Gamzee nodded and shuffled over to the sink and
Triple M Chapter 3You are still Karkat Vantas. Again. And you might just be freaking the fuck out. Fumbling for the remote, you turn down the volume of the TV to mute, then hit the stop button. You glance once again at the derp leaning on your shoulder. That fucking boy couldn´t have picked a worse time for this to happen. You swallow, and inch away from John, his head sliding off your shoulder, and he falls on his side onto the bed. He mumbles something, then reaches up and rubs at his forehead, knocking his glasses off. You gasp, then cover your mouth. You´re acting like a homosexual wriggler. But it´s impossible not to. John is gorgeous. Yes, you´re using the fucking word gorgeous because it fits the situation right now even though you are quite aware what you´re doing goes against everything John has ever said. Always with the ´I´m not a homosexual´ and what, but fuck it you were going to have your way for the tiny sliver of time when John wasn´t aware ofTriple M Chapter 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
seams unstitchedseams unstitched3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You begin to stir, coming slowly out of your post-Sleep-of-the-Dead stupor, but you refuse to open your eyes just yet. The waking up to a state of actual coherency takes even longer than usual tonight, which you suppose makes sense, given activities you'd been up to, prior to falling asleep for jegus knows how long.
You've had some trouble inhabiting the Veil with the humans and their weird-ass sleep schedules and the limited hours of overlap. It's completely ludicrous, you think. Why don't they just sync up to you and the other trolls? It's not like there's a fucking sun or two to fuck with them and make it difficult, the place is completely and pervasively black and cold and metal except where you've rigged lanterns of some sort so you can fucking see shit. You all were here first, they're the interlopers that decided to move in and team up or whatever their grubsmacking maggotinfested pathetic excuses for think pans came up with. You
Babbystuck Ch. One~1 ½ year old, a little more than half a solar sweep~Babbystuck Ch. One3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Your name is John Egbert, and you are very excited! Today is a Saturday, so not only do you get to spend a ton of time with your daddy, but your friend Karkat is coming over to play! You've learned your grubby friend's name after a few days of playing together at the day-care place. One of the ladies there the one with the horns like Karkat- told you whilst feeding you applesauce at snack time. She called you and him inseperibel, whatever that means.
You are currently in your crib, grabbing onto the bars to help keep you upright. You're still not too great at this whole walking thing, but Daddy was so excited when you started doing it that you're trying to get better at it. You look at your window and you can see light through the blocky, shady thingies that Daddy puts down when he puts you to bed. You want to start the day already! Karkat's coming and you want some Daddy playtime before that!
What do you do?
Triple M Chapter 2You are still Karkat Vantas, and you are making your way down the corridor of the second floor of Egderp´s house. Finding his room, you open the door and walk inside slowly, taking it in. There wasn´t really anything special about his room, but fuck, he had a lot of Nicholas Cage posters on his wall. John and his fucking obsession with movies that girls are supposed to enjoy, not men. Anyways, besides that, his room is quite normal. You dump your duffel bag on his bed and unzip it, pulling out your sleeping bag and pillow. Of course you bring your own fucking pillow, why wouldn´t you? Oh, fuck no, you were not going to borrow a pillow from Egbert. You explicitly told yourself you wouldn´t, so fuck, you brought a fucking pillow. After adjusting your sleeping bag so Egbert wouldn´t step on your fucking face when he got out of bed, you exit his room and go back downstairs into the kitchen.Triple M Chapter 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"...Yeah, and could you put extra pepperoni on one half, and mushrooms and
Love's Not Fair - Chapter One==== > Be the PrinceLove's Not Fair - Chapter One4 years ago in Romance More Like This
You are the young prince of the Kingdom of Breath. An odd name for a kingdom, yes, but you weren't the one who named it, you just live in it. You have a twin sister, as well, a princess who you believe is far more suited to the task of ruling this country than you are, but for some silly reason, everyone you happen across appears to believe that's what you'll be doing. You don't know the first thing about ruling a country, considering the fact that you're currently only eight years old, so you really have no idea why everyone expects such an impossible task of you.
Right now you're at a court ball, the first one you and your sister have been allowed to attend. Usually the two of you would stay up late at night, straining to listen to the beautiful music that would echo through the castle, but not tonight. No, this night, your father is showing off his darling heirs to the other kingdoms. Ambassadors and even other royals litter the grand hall where the ba
An Unscratched Surface: Part 1An Unscratched Surface: Part 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The world is full of miracles. That was something that Gamzee Makara had been sure of since he'd been a little wriggler, under the tender care of his guardian. The very fact that a troll as attentive as Goatad had taken time out of his important work as a guidance adjustor to teach him was all the proof Gamzee had ever needed that miracles existed. But there was always more proof. With every motherfucking night when the sun set and the soothing, pale pink light of the moon came to wash over the world, it was a miracle of beauty. The way that the little tweet-beasts sang songs to the moon was a miracle. The way that everyone and everything could be connected through a husktop was a miracle. Learning about how he would one day get to help people find joy in their livesno matter how long or shortwas a motherfucking miracle to end all miracles.
Life itself was a series of unbelievable miracles, and sometimes Gamzee got it in his thinkpan that he was the only one that knew it. T