ParaNorman Song Parody - Poor Unfortunate Souls(Original Song - Poor Unfortunate Souls by The Jonas Brothers)
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty.
They weren't kidding when they called me sort of 'bad'.
But you'll find that nowadays,
I've mended all my ways,
Repented, seen the light and made a change!
And I fortunately know of some dark magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed.
And hear lately, please don't laugh,
I use it on behalf,
Of the miserable, lonely and depressed,
Poor unfortunate souls!
This one longing to be thinner,
This one wants to get the girl,
And do I help them?
Those poor unfortunate souls!
They come flocking to me crying,
'Demar help us, pretty please'!
And I help them?
Yes I do!
The living, they don't trust what don't know.
I see you've learned that after a few years.
Yes to me it's very clear,
I can see your problem here.
And guess what boy, I know just the thing to do!
What you need to do is really very simple.
It'll help you
ParaNormaline - Chapter 1- CHAPTER 1 - Welcome To Blithe Hollow -ParaNormaline - Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Coraline looked out the car window, bored. Her parents had to go on a business trip to some place called Blithe Hollow, but she didn't really know why or what it was for exactly. Since they didn't trust her at the house alone (especially after what they called 'The Snow globe Incident') and they both had to go, she was dragged along for the trip as well. Her mother, Mel, glanced back at her as she heard yet another sigh from Coraline. "You're overreacting, Coraline. This'll be fun!" Mel said in a cheery voice, trying to cheer up her daughter. "Yeah, right " Coraline replied gloomily. Mel smiled faintly at her daughter, then turned forward again. "The people here look nice " she tried again. Coraline examined the crowd that was walking around the street. "They look like normal people to me " she sighed, unimpressed.
That's when Coraline's gaze went to a boy walking down the sidewalk. She lifted her head off of he
ParaNormaline - Chapter 3- CHAPTER 3 - Ghost Whisperer -ParaNormaline - Chapter 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Coraline ran to the hotel room as fast as she could. When she got there, her parents were getting ready to leave. The text they had sent had said that they were going out to eat and they wanted her back so she could get ready. "So where are we going to eat?" Coraline asked as she got ready. "Well, this kind woman invited us to eat at her place to make us feel welcome in town." Mel answered. "Now don't take too long getting ready. We don't want to keep them waiting!"
Soon they were all in the car heading for the house they were eating at. "Who are we eating with, anyway?" Coraline asked. "The Babcock's, Coraline. They're a very nice family!" Charlie answered. I'll be the judge of that! Coraline thought, smirking to herself.
Once they got to the house and they were out of the car, they went up and knocked on the door. After a few seconds, someone came down and swung the door open with a raised eyebrow. Coraline and the boy gasped simulta
ParaNorman Fanfic - Norman's LifeCourtney had been waiting excitedly to see her baby sibling ever since her mother told her that she was going to have one. She had gone out of her way and done extra chores around the house so that Sandra could relax while she was pregnant. When her mother had woken up in the middle of the night screaming, Courtney had immediately panicked and rushed into her parents room to check on them. Her parents were both getting out of bed and her father was putting a coat on Sandra. Courtney tried to ask them what was going on, but Perry just told her to stay at the house with Grandma. Once they were gone, Courtney's eyes widened in realization and she smiled brightly. "I'm gonna be a sister!"ParaNorman Fanfic - Norman's Life3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
When Perry came home alone, Courtney had immediately begun to panic. "Where's mommy? Is she ok? What happened?" she asked frantically. "Oh, don't worry, Courtney. I'm sure everything's fine." Grandma assured. Courtney looked back at her dad, worry in her eyes. "Your Grandmother's right. Mommy just needs t
ParaNormaline - Chapter 12- CHAPTER 12 - A Fight For Their Light -ParaNormaline - Chapter 123 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Norman smiled brightly at the sight of the Pink Palace. We made it… We're going home… he thought. He jumped when he felt Coraline jump onto him, her arms wrapping around him tightly. He laughed a little, backing up at step to hold his balance. "We did it! Norman, we did it!" she exclaimed, quite clearly ecstatic. "We're gonna go home! Oh my gosh, we're finally gonna go home…" she hugged him a little tighter. Norman continued to smile, still laughing a little until something crossed his mind. Wait a minute… his smile slowly disappeared as realization dawned on him. Coraline seemed to realize his change of attitude and let go of him, a small smile still on her face as she looked at him. "… W-what's wrong…?" she asked in worry. "Norman, aren't you happy?" she asked. His head was hanging low, his eyes clouded. … She's going home… Not me he thought glumly. Coraline leaned down a little, trying to see his face. "N
ParaNormaline - Chapter 11- CHAPTER 11 - Bonding Interruptions -ParaNormaline - Chapter 113 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Coraline was officially in panic mode. Norman wasn't waking up, and she wasn't entirely sure on how to perform CPR. She could very vaguely remember small bits of it from something she'd seen on TV, but that was about it. But that would have to do. She quickly started to push down on his stomach, hoping that she was doing it right. After a moment she groaned, realizing that it wasn't working very well. "C'mon, what else " she murmured to herself in panic. Her eyes snapped wide open when she had an idea. She looked down at Norman, blush rushing to her cheeks. " It's your only option, Coraline, just do it quickly and he won't even notice." She told herself. So she took a deep breath and leaned in close, nearly shaking from being so nervous. Before she did anything she remembered a few small details and plugged his nose before coming in close and doing mouth-to-mouth. She did it as carefully as she possibly could, hoping
ParaNormaline - Chapter 10- CHAPTER 10 - A Hint Of Light -ParaNormaline - Chapter 103 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Norman was starting to get more worried with every step he took. Psycho Norman had officially decided to leave him alone, which he would've enjoyed more if it hadn't been because they had both started hearing whispers echo through the woods. Norman had even thought he heard Coraline a few times, which caused him to go in the complete wrong direction and get himself lost. "I'm never gonna find her at this rate " he groaned. "I wouldn't say that " he heard Coraline's voice hiss. He whipped around, hoping to see her, but there was no one there. He sighed in disappointment, turning away and heading forward. Suddenly an image of Coraline flashed in front of him for a mere instant, laughing as he jumped back. "W-what the-?!" he stammered. The image appeared again next to him, and he jumped away in shock. "Over here!" Coraline taunted as she flashed away again. She kept disappearing then reappearing all over the place, and soon enoug
ParaNormaline - Chapter 7- CHAPTER 7 - Mind Tricks -ParaNormaline - Chapter 73 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Looks like she found your little doll."
"Yes, the vermin showed it to her " the Other Mother came up to the Blithe Hollow Witch, who was staring intently at a crystal orb. "She's going to warn him." The Witch pointed out, unimpressed. "He would've found out eventually anyways. Besides, it's already served its purpose." The Other Mother snapped her fingers, and in an instant the Norman doll flew in through the open window, landing in the Other Mother's hands. "Thanks to your spell, of course." She added, tossing the doll aside as it started to glow. "Now we just have to get them here." "And what luck that the snake took away his memory." The Witch smirked. "Oh, if only she had taken Coraline's as well." The Other Mother sighed, pouting. "Perhaps she will." The Witch pointed out. "We just have watch and wait."
" I'd show you the doll, but I left it back at the mansion." Coraline finished explaining. "Conside
ParaNormaline - Chapter 8- CHAPTER 8 - As Darkness Falls -ParaNormaline - Chapter 83 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Witch crossed her arms angrily, rolling her eyes. "And it was going so well " she moaned in disappointment. She shrugged, no longer caring, and turned to the Other Mother. "They're on their way here, though it might take awhile for them to arrive." She explained. "We'll bring them here once they're ripe for the picking." The Other Mother smirked. "After all, I created this world, which means they get here when we decide." "True But it'll get quite boring if they just walk on and on " the Witch answered, thinking. "Don't worry." The Other Mother assured. "I know just the person to liven things up a little "
Coraline shot straight up, her fingers digging into her sides. She looked over at Norman, who was still sleeping soundly. They had decided to take a break from walking so they could rest for awhile and save their strength and relax. Though Coraline didn't really feel relaxed at all. For star
ParaNormaline - Chapter 9- CHAPTER 9 - Unraveling Truths -ParaNormaline - Chapter 93 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Norman's feet were starting to ache more and more with each step he took. He hadn't even bothered to rest after Coraline had attacked him, since he was so determined to find her again. Psycho Norman had appeared once again shortly after, though he didn't have to walk much at all. "Will you just sit down for a minute or something? Jeez, you're gonna kill us both from exhaustion " he groaned, crossing his arms. "I'm not stopping. There's something wrong with Coraline, and I have to help her." Norman explained. "Help her? Seriously? She attacked us!" Psycho Norman argued. "She wants us dead!" "That wasn't her She wouldn't do that." Norman said stubbornly, though he was more or less just trying to convince himself that what he was saying was true. " You're lucky she didn't rip your freaking neck out " Psycho Norman grumbled. "Will you just shut up already?!" Norman snapped, whipping around to face him. Psycho Norman b
ParaNormaline - Chapter 5- CHAPTER 5 - The Game Begins -ParaNormaline - Chapter 53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Norman had eventually gone back to his room to get some rest, but even though she tried, Coraline couldn't do the same. She didn't want to have another nightmare, and that was for a few reasons. First off was the fact that it was after all a nightmare, and no one enjoys those. Second was that she didn't Norman to worry about her again. She found it a little unnecessary, really. He was already nervous about the house, and he didn't need to be up all night worrying about her as well. So Coraline decided that the safest option was to stay awake. Luckily she didn't feel all that tired anymore anyways.
After lying in bed for a while thinking, she decided to explore the room a little. She didn't find much, though. That is, until she got to the closet. It creaked open, and at first she saw nothing. That is, until she looked down. There was a fain green glow, small and barely noticeable, coming from underneath some boxes. She moved the boxes a