Tales of a Drunken 'Crow-CatsThere were rules for dealing with Jonathan Crane, most of them relating to how not to end up fear gassed into oblivion. But everyone also had their own unique guidelines, and Selina was no different. Now, most of the unwritten rules were regarding the fact that she and Jonathan officially hated each other. But one was different. It stated that, should Jonathan go out drinking alone and get completely shitfaced, and it wasn't near his birthday, he would, without a doubt, end up at her penthouse apartment. And it was her job to take care of him. Fun.Tales of a Drunken 'Crow-Cats4 years ago in Humor More Like This
It started when Selina was awoken by the sound of someone breaking into her apartment. And breaking was right. Whoever her intruder was, they had entered the building with all the subtlety of a train crashing through a major city. She heard a lamp get knocked down and someone trip over it and fall with a not-so-heavy *thwap*. Well that answered that question. There was only one person she knew who could bot
Severus Snape X Reader The New Teacher Part 1(A/N: this is a yea...? before Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the scene)Severus Snape X Reader The New Teacher Part 11 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
"And I would like to welcome you our new Defence against the dark arts teacher, (First and Last name)," Dumbledore introduced you to the whole school and everyone clapped as you stood up and bowed your head with a smile on her face.
"She's a bit young to be a teacher don't ya think," shouted one of the Weasley twins and the other nodded in agreement.
You blushed from embarrassment and sat back down and started to eat, not noticing a pair of dark brown eyes staring at you with mixed emotion.
Once everyone had eaten and you all went to you dorms. You sighed and fell on your bed looking up at the ceiling just thinking about your life. You were lilly potter and Petunia's cousin. You were also a wizard but attended Beauxbatons Acadamy so you never got to see them much but during the summer you and lilly would show each other what you have learnt. You remember meeting Lilly's
For Zexion Lovers Chp 1For Zexion Lovers Chp 15 years ago in Settings More Like This
For Zexion Lovers
Put your name in the _______.
Xemnas had made today vacation day. Axel told you that meant you could do whatever you wanted so you decided to take a nap. Axel had tried to get you to join in on a strip poker game with him, Demyx, and Luxord, but you knew better than that. So here you are lying awake trying to fall asleep, but you can't because he is stuck in your head. You've liked him ever since you two first met. You know he will never like you back though, for one you're both nobodies which makes you wonder why you have these feeling in the first place and two because you think you're just not good enough for him.
"Ugh! Why can't I get him out of my head?" You say a little louder then you had expected. You sit up and clutch you knees burying your head in them. You hear someone walk through the door.
"Hey Roxas." You greet him trying to sounds cheerful.
Let Me See You...The last thing John had expected to see when he entered the warehouse was nothing. He hobbled further inside and stood his ground, hands folded over the cane.Let Me See You...2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Cut the crap Mycroft! You dragged me out here for a reason. Make your demands so I can ignore them and go back.” There was a shuffling noise nearby and John turned, confused. Mycroft would never shuffle.
“J-john.” Despite the coarse voice, clearly dehydrated and in pain, John would recognize the timbre anywhere. Sherlock was still half hidden in shadow, clutching his left arm tightly. A closer look revealed it was dislocated. Sherlock had a scar just on the edge of the right side of his jaw now, almost invisible unless you were as short as John was. Sherlock’s coat was gone and his shirt had so many bloody tears in it you couldn’t tell it had once been white. Sherlock’s leg was bleeding too and he had a very serious limp. His fingertips were smooth, like someone had attempted to remove h
My Prince Pt.9 (Loki x Reader)●Please read description! Before or After the story, either one is fine. But please read description. Thank you.●My Prince Pt.9 (Loki x Reader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
A few days had passed when you reunited with Loki and Espen. Odin welcomed you with open arms, Frigga in tears, and Thor with a big hug. The palace had erupted into cheers. There had been a feast for days.
A few weeks after the grand feast, Frigga began planning Loki and your wedding. The wedding was gorgeous.
You wore a simple, yet beautiful, silk white dress, embroidered with gold. You asked Thor to bring Jane to Asgard. She became your maid of honor and Thor became Loki’s best man. Espen, well he made the honor to carry the rings. Loki and you were officially husband and wife; after a long time.
The reception was even more amazing. Frigga had done an amazing job with the planning.
The honeymoon took place in a beautiful island not
BBC Sherlock x Reader: Love? Part 1BBC Sherlock x Reader: Love? Part 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The taxi pulled up to the bulding the man was standing on. He had a black trench coat and black hair. I was sitting next to a blond haired, blue eyed man. He was on the phone talking to someone. We got out and looked at the top of the building. "Sherlock..." the blond man whispered. He lowered the phone. The man jumped. "SHERLOCK!" He shouted. I heard a smack on the pavement. I shot my [e/c] eyes open and shot up. My [h/l] [h/c] hair moved into my face then back to the sides of my face. "I gotta stop watching Sherlock." I mumbled as I got out of my soft bed. Just at that moment I heard knocking. I slowly went down the stairs and answered the door. The police. I blinked and rubbed my eyes. I looked behind them and saw the witness protective services, FBI, and CIA. "Ummm..." I looked back at the police. "You are being located. I knew this day would come. I went back to my room and packed all my clothes, electronics, and personal items. The quickly moved me to the FBI car and we went to a
Ludwig x Skinny!Reader - pt 2Ludwig POVLudwig x Skinny!Reader - pt 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
That night, After Katyusha asked me to formal, I was sitting in my room doing homework when Gilbert burst into my room. I glared at him as he plopped onto my bed, messing it up completely. "Bruder. Could you please get out. I'm working on my homework." He just laughed and shook his head. "Not yet kleiner bruder, I have got to congratulate you ." I raised an eyebrow. He considered me a failure because I didn't 'have fun' . Why should I waste my time partying ? I have plenty of other things to do . "What did I do?" He got laughed. An especially annoying one. "You're going to formal with that Ukrainian chick, Ja? The one with enormous knockers? Someone saw her asking you. "
I rolled my eyes. "I'm not going to formal with Katyusha." Gil's jaw dropped and for once he shut up. "W-Was?!? Lud, you're passing up the chance of a lifetime! She's insanely hot!" I sighed . "I'm just not interested in that , okay?" Gil looked puzzled. "Are you gay? Because I completely understand if you a
A Time Long PastJohn and Sherlock had just arrived on the scene when Lestrade strolled up to them. All the usual people were here, bumbling around just to annoy the detective it seemed.A Time Long Past2 years ago in Drama More Like This
“How’d you two get here?”
“Already received a call from someone who worked here.”
“Well, that’s rude.” A voice piped in, “Known you for fifteen years and I’m beginning to wonder if you even remember my name.” Everyone turned to see a tall, slender, blonde wearing a tight black dress with the brightest red heels ever made.
“Hello Sherlock.” She smiled.
“Alice.” She strolled right up to the detective who actually opened his arms and hugged her. And as if that wasn’t enough to shock people, the fevered liplock the two shared in front of half the yard certainly did them in. Alice’s fingers casually played with Sherlock’s curls, her body pressed tightly to his by his hands.
“Don’t they need to breathe?
Joker's Journal - 2Attempt 4Joker's Journal - 23 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Today I'm too busy to write.
Same as yesterday. I'm too busy to write.
Ya see, Harley's trying to get me in the habit of writing everyday.
I'm humoring her. For now. A sentence a day isn't so bad. Whoops, this one's four sentences.
AHAHAHA I SEE WHAT SHE'S DOING! Little snitch! Look at that! Every entry is a tiny bit longer than the last!!! Look at it! How'd she make me do that!?
I know how. She possessed me.
She's possessing me again:
Oh hi, I'm Harley, I love The Joker, I love love love love love love him! It's all I ever talk about! How much I love love love love him! I never think about anything else, I'm a hoar, I love him so damn much and I especially love making him write in these GODDAMN JOURNALS!!!
She's not giving up. No matter what I do. I tried to destroy the notebook. I tried to hide all the writing utensils in the building. I tried to cheat out of writing in any way that I could. It's not work
He's A Joke Song ParodyHe's A Joke Song Parody6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
What a Joke
What A JOKE!
He's a Joke
But I Love him
Breaks a new face
He's a Joke
They abhor him
And I only Hope
He'll stay that way
He's a joke
He's a scoundrel
He's a quipster
He's a cad
He's a joke
But I love him
Yes, even I have
Got it pretty bad
You never know
When he'll show up
He gives you
Plenty of trouble
I guess he's just a
No 'count clown
But I wish
That he were double
He's a rat
He's a jokester
And there's nothing
More to say
If he's a joke
He's a good one
And I wish that I
Could Chuckle his way
Wish that I could chuckle his way
Wish that I could chuckle his way
Wish that I could chuckle his way
Eridan x Reader: Journal You slammed your journal shut and threw the pen across the room.Eridan x Reader: Journal3 years ago in Humor More Like This
No-one could ever know what you put in there. That pen could be some sort of clue. You chucked the journal behind the headboard of your bed. Only you could reach back there. You had the most wonderful invention ever, the dinosaur head-pick up-trigger-thing that you had no idea what its official name was. You stored that in hiding in your closet too. Once you filled that thing up, you'd throw it in a fire and watch it burn. Burn, you say. If anyone did see it, you'd stick a knife through their mouth so they could tell no-one.
You were very protective of your Journal. It held all your secrets and it was your best friend. Well, second best friend. Close second to Eridan. Oh yeah, Eridan. That guy. He was royalty compared to you, but then again he was nice enough to be buddies with a lower such as you. Your faithful journal told many wonderful tales about the se
BJ - Indirect KissR.J. sat there on his bed, reading his Batman comic that he had just bought. He was enjoying the peace and quiet as he read, but it was interrupted by someone shouting.BJ - Indirect Kiss4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"R.J.! Where are you?!" and that someone was Wesley.
"I'm in my room!" he shouted toward his slightly opened bedroom door, and quickly put his comic away before the usual happened. '3....2...1...' and right on time a blur jumped on top of him.
Wesley's bright red hair was blown back, his pale green eyes showed nothing but excitement and his lips form a big smile, both boy's noses were inches away from each other's. And R.J. was glad that his boyfriend wasn't heavy, or his stomach might've been squished by the tackle.
"Hi! Eat this!" Wesley held out an apple up to R.J.'s lips.
"Just take a bite!"
"Fine." R.J. slowly took a bite of the fruit, and noticed that Wesley's smile grew even wider 'I didn't even knew that that was possible.'
"So?" Wesley's smile grew a bit more -if possible-
Can't Help Myself"S'not fair."Can't Help Myself5 years ago in Romance More Like This
I turn around and to look at my boyfriend Wally who's sitting on the edge of my bed looking like a sad puppy who just lost his favorite bone. I sigh heavily as I finish tying my navy blue tie. I hate seeing him like this, especially when it's all my fault he's feeling that way.
"I'm sorry, Wally. I'm really, really sorry," I say for the 10th time tonight. "But Bruce didn't invite you and he won't change his mind no matter what I say."
"Stingy old man."
"Hey, man." I walk over to him and poke him hard in the forehead. "Don't talk about him like that."
"Hmph. He pouts, half in joke, before taking both of my tiny hands in his large ones and pulling me closer to wrap his arms around my slim waist. "Well if I can't go, why can't you stay?"
When he talks to me in that soft, gentle tone, it makes me want to do anything and everything he asks of me, if if I really shouldn't.
"Because you know what Bruce'll do if I stay behind, especially if he finds out it was because of you."
Rogue 22 Be Mine...Logan steeled himself to do as he needed to help Rogue gain control again. "Well I'm not a nice man Rogue." His inner animal instincts had already had his eyes as black as night for quite sometime. Now his inner animal wanted nothing more than to claim Rogue as his but it also felt she was dangerous.Rogue 22 Be Mine...5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rogues eyes changed from fire red to hungry black as her lips spread into a smile. That hungry smile. "Oh Logan...Ah'm still cold...will you warm me up?" her voice was teasing smoke in the air around him. "Will you hold me?" she stepped forward and saw him tense up more. "You won't hurt me will you, Sugah?" Rogue looked up at him then cocked her head looking all coy and challenging at the same time.
Logan felt a great pain at her words. "No Darlin. I would never hurt you..." his deep growling voice was ragged and husky now as he stepped forward. "Rogue you gotta get a hold o yer self. look at what you almost did to Pyro." Logan was gonna try and talk her down.
Rogue gave him another sultry
Brothers Ch 1Brothers Ch 1Brothers Ch 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Bruce I can't believe you are making me do this." I complain.
I stand with my back against the wall of Bruce's study. My blue eyes glare at my mentor as he's packing up a suitcase.
"It's only for a few days Dick." He tells me as he places his Batman suit in a secret compartment of his case. "And besides, I can't risk you coming along in your current health."
I wince as my hand subconsciously touches my chest. I'm still recovering from that burn I got a while back on a mission, Long story short, had to run inside a burning building, piece of burning wood fell on my chest, and I couldn't get it off right away. Thank god Bruce was able to find me before too long. I had fainted from the pain, but Bruce was able to get me out of there quick. And I swear I can head back into action, But Bruce is hesitant. He doesn't want me getting hurt worse than before.
"But do I seriously have to?" I whine yet again. "Anything but this."
FirstAdorable.First5 years ago in Romance More Like This
That's the only way I can describe my boyfriend Dick Grayson as he sits beside me on the couch in Wayne Manor telling me about his latest trip out of town. Wait, country. He'd been gone for the past week (unbearable) for this fundraiser in some country in Africa. I swear this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He's telling me about the happy children, the elephants and tigers and a bunch of other animals with names I don't remember, and the dude that slipped into a pile of you-know-what. But ya know what?
I'm barely even listening.
I'm paying more attention to him instead of what he's actually saying. Sounds horrible and incredibly thoughtless, right? But he's speaking and moving with such enthusiasm that I can't take my eyes off him for even a moment. His electric blue eyes are bright with laughter, tiny lips stretched into a brilliant smile, and arms flying through the air with such animation and vigor that it makes me smile back at him before my br
Incantations and Deductions Chapter TwelveThe expression of shocked surprise on Sherlock's face would almost be comical if John felt anything like laughing. Someone died after jumping from John's window: of course Sherlock would want to check out the room. Obviously Sherlock's surprised that anyone as 'dull and mundane' as John could have worked out his plans.Incantations and Deductions Chapter Twelve4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"John." Sherlock begins and then seems to just stop.
John rolls his eyes. "It's alright, I know why you're here, I'm not going to bother you, just wanted to make sure you didn't do any weird experiments on my stuff."
Sherlock just nods, seemingly nervous. He doesn't move; it's as if his feet are rooted to the rug he's standing on.
"Aren't you going to get on with it, then?" John asks. He knows his tone is blunt, and if he's honest, verging on rude, but he's not the one who has just broken into someone else's room. It seems especially egregious after nine months of no contact between the two of them.
"Well, I-" Sherlock starts again and then breaks off his eyes darting up
It's You First, the Memories Second"Abort the mission, I repeat, ABORT THE MISSION!"It's You First, the Memories Second3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Artemis flinched at she heard Kaldur's voice through the mental connection. She loaded another arrow as she backed herself against a wall. "How long do you think we can keep them off?" she shouted across the room, letting the arrow fly.
"About another ten minutes I would guess," she heard Tula respond as a wave of water slammed against The Light soldiers surrounding her. She notched a web arrow and sent it flying across the room. She saw Tula dart to the side as the arrow exploded, wrapping the remaining soldiers in the room in a sticky trap. Artemis ran to Tula's side and the two went against each other's backs.
"Seen the nearest entrance?" Tula asked, her magic swirling around her hands.
"Only place soldiers aren't flooding in is the door to the roof," Artemis answered, bow drawn. No soldiers were marching through the other entrances yet, but that didn't mean more wouldn't burst through at any moment.
"Tula, Artemis, abort the mission
Feel ItWally's POVFeel It4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its living things
I'm spread out on one of Wayne Manor's many many couches, watching the movie Dick popped in right before heading off towards the kitchen. I think it's either The Lion King or Fast and the Furious. Not sure. Wasn't really paying attention to the title as much as something elseand I think you can guess what it was.
Dick walks around the side of the couch and flops down beside me, two bowls of chocolate-chip cookies in his tiny arms. He hands one over to me and laughs at the hungry and excited expression I know I must have on my face. Seriously, I can feel myself drooling. I immediately start scarfing down the delicious treats, splitting my attention between them, the movie, and Dick.
So many things to tell her
But how to make her see
The truth about my past? Impossible!
She'd turn away from me
He's holding back, he's hid
Love is Love: part 1 "Hey, Richard! Wait up!"Love is Love: part 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
I turn and flash my billionaire smile at the brunette girl running across the field towards me.
"What's up, Brit?" I ask when she reaches me, panting slightly. I loosen my Gotham Academy tie and sling my navy blue jacket over my shoulder. It's a beautiful day so I'm spending my lunch break out doors.
"Just wanted to say congrats for winning that basketball game in P.E."
"By 'winning' you really mean 'whooping your team's butt', right?"
She elbows me in the arm. "Shut up. Still, maybe you ought to think about joining the schools team. Lord knows they need all the help they can get, and I'd say you've got the makings of a fair captain. Got some natural leader skills."
I just grin up at the sky. You've got no idea
InspirationWhy me?Inspiration5 years ago in Romance More Like This
Being stuck with an English assignment is fine but having to write an entire short story in a week? That's impossible, even for me. And of all the genres, themes, and topics I could possibly get, I get Romance thrown at me. I can't write romance! That's, like, a girl thing!
For the 10th time this afternoon I slam my head hard against the solid, glass coffee table in defeat. I have no inspiration whatsoever. Zero. Zip. Nada. I'm empty.
How on Earth do people do this for a living?
Then I hear the mansion's welcoming doorbell ring and Alfred's there in an instant, opening the door with a tiny smile.
"Welcome, Young Master Wallace. Here at 3:30 as usual."
Wally walks in with a spring in his step and a giant grin on his face, freckled cheeks rising in joy. I sit up and lean back onto the back of the soft, leather couch with a small sigh. It's always great to see him and I love how even though he's late for everything else, he's never late to see me. As soon as he enters
Batman/Superman: Gods of Business Part 1: NumbersGotham International Airport. A flight from Metropolis is exiting into the terminal and among them is Clark Kent and Lois Lane.Batman/Superman: Gods of Business Part 1: Numbers3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Lois: Come on, Smallville, move it.
Clark: Look, Lois, I'm glad that you got me and Cat our jobs back at the Planet....
Lois: You have NO idea how hard I had to fight Edge on that....
Clark: But I don't know why you asked me to come along with you to this business meeting.
Lois: Look, Smallville,I don't want to be here either. Bruce Wayne, who owns a minority share in GBS, has suspiscions about the books. Instead of going himself, Edge has decided to be rude and send me, the news producer, instead. Besides, it's Gotham; while I'm going over figures with Wayne and his pitbulls, you can find a news story.
Clark: What about that city doesn't end up on the news?
Lois: Exactly, Clark; so keep an eye out.
They grab their luggage from baggage claim and head out. Outside waiting for them is a limo. Standing with the chauffer, a middle aged man with silver hair and a s
Blindness is a Strength~Dick + Babs~Blindness is a Strength5 years ago in Romance More Like This
In my dreams, I fly again.
I close my eyes and, once more, I've got that line tight in my grip. My fingers are gloved, my face is masked. I can breathe again. I can breathe the air of the night, can breathe in every sound and every sight as the city does its dance of darkness. I can feel the sirens blaring in the distance, their pulsating lights creating a vibration against my skin.
I'm free again.
I can race forward, running on my own two feet, my legs long and lean, my heart pounding against my chest, shooting me with adrenaline like a drug. Fresh, alive, healthy. Not a single thought of doubt crosses my mind as I take that leap, as I dive headlong off another rooftop. I cast my line and it reels me back in and I fly like a spider, like a bird through the open air. I laugh. I cry. I feel something and that's what matters.
And then I'm falling, tumbling, and I remember reality.
My eyes flash open as I wake with a start. I stare ahead of me for a moment, recovering
what are the chances chapter 2WARNING: This is a boyxboy fanfic; don't like it, don't read it.what are the chances chapter 24 years ago in Romance More Like This
(Robin x Kid Flash)(Wally West x Dick Grayson)
Summary : (multi chapter) when Wally West, aka Kid Flash, gets home after a long day of school, he gets to hear that he has won a Wayne scholarship to Gotham Academy. At his first day of school he meets the boy of his dreams. But whey does Dick resemble his best friend and secret love Robin so much ???
Disclaimer: I do not own Young Justice, otherwise I would fire(kill) the person who thought it would be funny to only air an episode every THREE FREAKING MONTHS *^*
Many thanks to my amazing beta reader Pixelated Bloodbath
Chapter 2 morning
So here he stood on a warm Tuesday morning at 07:30 AM looking at his bathroom mirror and definitely not feeling the aster.
He wore black pressed pants, a white button-up shirt, a black and blue striped tie, and a dark blue satin jacket with the Gotham Academy logo on his left breast pocket.
In other words he