A Gun-Ho Adventure: Bungle in the JungleA Gun-Ho Adventure: Bungle in the Jungle1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Michael Hemworth gave a discouraged sigh and slapped at a rather large mosquito that had decided to sample at his arm. He grimaced, both at the sting from the bug and the awful mess left behind from his rebuttal, and looked around at the vast swaths of undergrowth and trees that surrounded him. So, this was the fabled Maya Jungle--a place thought forgotten by time, filled with strange and mysterious flora and fauna, sometimes beautiful, more often deadly. Michael appreciated its staggering beauty, but sincerely wished the insects would lay off. He felt like a keg in a fraternity house. Not even the copious amounts of repellent he had drenched himself with seemed to be doing anything.
"Well, fan-Swayze-tastic!" came a bad-tempered voice from up ahead. "This jungle can kiss my butt!"
"Ms. Winchester?" Michael hurried toward the voice, brushing large, broad leaves out