Complaints 2Two.Complaints 24 years ago in Other More Like This
1.On a day when youtube no longer offered lulz to his burdened soul, and Complaints was under siege by the spirit of darkness embodied in Vigouroux, there came a man of Complaints. His words repressed by his persona, he donned the mask of a vigilante. Assuredly, it came to pass that that his views suffered in the cynicism of his butthurt, and for a time he watched from afar.
2.But yea, he was offered money for his services, and thus he became the egotistic Messiah.
3."The philosophers of the old days said unto you, 'let he who is butthurt address his butthurt, so that the lulz cow may be sacrificed.'
4."But I say unto you, whosoever addresses his butthurt, literal or figurative, has already committed butthurt in his uhm, heart."
5.And the forum whores marveled greatly, saying, "Who is this who speaks these things? Has he come from the city of Yiff, where glitter is placed on the fur of domestic animals?"