Prussia x Reader. Drunk."(Name)! The Awesome me is here to make your life complete!" Gilbert yelled, his words slurred due to the affect of all the alcohol he drank at the Valentine's day dance earlier. He spiked the punch, and got drunk off his own prank.
You flinched as Elizaveta opened her window that was beside your's and yelled for the albino to shut up quite loudly, smashing something inside of her dorm next door. You exhaled, trying to calm yourself, and resist the urge to join Elizaveta in screaming at the top of your lungs.
"(Name)! Lizzie's attacking me!" Gilbert yelped loudly, followed by more cursing in Hungarian.
You stormed to the window just as a frying pan flew from the Hungarian's window, it would've hit Gil if he hadn't of jumped from it's range quickly. "Go home!" You commanded the drunk Prussian.
"No! The Awesome Me loves you!" He yelled holding out his bare arms as if he
Prussia x Reader. Babysitter -part 8 This may be the scariest moment of your life.Prussia x Reader. Babysitter -part 83 years ago in Humor More Like This
Gilbert's queen sized bed was as intimidating as a Russian person with a big nose and a broken bottle of vodka. It was adorned with many comfortable looking pillows that probably held diseases of all types. The warm cover was rumpled with use, Gil probably hadn't of made his bed in years.
"(Name)?" Gil asked from the bathroom. He appeared around the corner, a toothbrush in one hand. "Why are you just standing there?"
You held up a hand towards him, clutching your favorite pillow in your other arm for dear life and comfort. "I need a moment..."
Since you and he were married, there was a need to act like it was purposeful. So you'd have to sleep with him in his bed where many women have probably slept happily before.
When you started working for Gil, you promised yourself that you'd never end up in his bed. You'd never end up as one of
Prussia x Reader. Babysitter -part 10 You took another bite out of the carmel flavored churro, the sweet treat hitting your tastebuds nicely. "Mmm, this is good Antonio, thank you." You smiled, swallowing it down and having no more churro left to eat.Prussia x Reader. Babysitter -part 103 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Si, anytime mi bella amiga. Now..." he leaned forward on the table, resting his cheek in his hand that was leaning on the tabletop. "Will you tell us the details of your little wedding?"
You shook your head, "One churro isn't going to change my mind."
His persuasive smile fell, replaced by disappointment as Francis piped in, sporting his own charming smile. They hoped that smiles and churros would loosen your tongue, but so far, the details of that night in Vegas were still locked. Even to you, seeing as you were drunk and blacking out at the time.
Francis -his hair looked quite shiny today, by the way- winked, "Come on, you can tell us. We're yo
:.PrussiaxReader: You're Cute When You Blush.:Labor Day. Also known as the official last day for a summer blowout before it was time to return back to school or work. You had wanted to spend that last day by the seashore, by yourself, with no one around to bug you. It seems all summer, you were bugged to death by your childhood friend, Gilbert Beilschmidt. He had pestered you 24/7 to go out with him and his "posse" to anywhere from a bar to a strip club. You weren't one to drink or look at half naked women flaunt their bodies in front of perverted men, so you declined to all of his invites. All you did during the summer was hang out with your best friend, Elizabeta.:.PrussiaxReader: You're Cute When You Blush.:3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You walked down the shoreline, staring out at the magnificent blue seas that rippled with waves. The salty air blew through your (h/l)(h/c), draping behind your shoulders. A smile was dancing on your plump pink lips. You had never felt this relax before in your life. You tried to relax and ease your mind, but Gilbert would constantly blow your phone up with incoming ca
Prussia x Reader. Babysitter- part 2"(Name), order me some beer." Gilbert commanded, crossing his arms in a childish manner, leaning back into the uncomfortable airplane seats.Prussia x Reader. Babysitter- part 23 years ago in Humor More Like This
"No." You answered flatly, your eyes glued to the game you played on your phone.
"But the awesome me is bored with this unawesome plane," he protested quite loudly, attracting curous and angry glances from other passengers nearby, "you could've at least gotten me a first-class seat so I can be away from all the unawesome people."
You sighed and sent a glare at him from the corner of your eye, "Just be happy I let you have the window seat. If I had it my way, you'd be strapped to the bottom of the plane." A wonderfully safisfying image entered your head of Gil screaming at the top of his lungs like a little girl while he dangled loosely at the end of a lazily tied rope, flying the through air like a scared little bird. You chuckled out loud at the thought, earning a confused look from the
Prussia x Reader. Babysitter -part 11 Gilbert actually seemed to be enjoying himself.Prussia x Reader. Babysitter -part 113 years ago in Humor More Like This
Three days. You and he have been married for three days now and Gilbert seemed to accept the fact that he's a married man. He seemed to accept the fact that his freedom has been washed away, as if it was a leaf in the wind that is never to be seen again.
You had no idea why he was so keen on this marriage ordeal. Unless if he had some underlining feelings for you before you and he got drunk and stupid one night. But that was completely insane. An asinine thought.
Though your paranoia of his true feelings did increase when he affectionately kissed you goodbye when he left for work this morning. If one can even call his job work. He just works for the government or something, and hardly has to do anything. Most of the time, he just stays home and plays video games or visits Rodrich annoy him to death.
Prussia x Reader. Babysitter- part 3 You held up the soft cloth dress to inspect it a bit closer. It had no straps and was made specially to push up your boobs for a tempting and large preview.Prussia x Reader. Babysitter- part 33 years ago in Humor More Like This
You let the dress fall back down to the bed and gazed at yourself in the full-body hotel mirror. A frumpy gray shirt covered your chest, the ends almost reaching down to the knees of your baggy jeans. In this outfit, you looked like you had no boobs, and no butt.
"(Name), the awesome me is going down to the bar," Gilbert yelled through your door while knocking obnoxiously, "if you're going to be seen with me, then you're going to have to at least try and look like a girl!"
That was it. You finally snapped.
You were tired of Gilbert constantly critisizing your clothes and unstyled hair. You liked to dress for comfort, and you wouldn't exactly be able to chase after the idiotic Prussian all day in high-heels, could you?
So he wanted to see
Prussia x Reader: Cootie CatcherPrussia x Reader: Cootie Catcher3 years ago in Humor More Like This
You were sitting in class. Just eye-ing the clock for that final bell before you were released for lunch.
"Come on... 10............ 7.............. Five, four, three. two..."
DING DING DING.
You practicaly JUMPED out of you seat and headed for the door. When you felt a strong grip on your arm. You turned around to meet Crimison red orbs.
You couldn't deny you had always liked Gil. I mean lets face it... He was truly AWESOME.But you would never feed his already large ego.
"Hey Gil.. I'm kind of in a hurry..."
You tried you pull away. When you felt his grip tighten on you.
"______ I need some help.."
"Ugh. Make it fast Gil..."
"Keseseses I made an awesome cootie catcher! And you have to play it!"
"How about after lunch?!!?" You pouted.
"No _____ you have to play it now or else it won't be awesome anymore!"
"Keseseses okay pick a color _____!"
Gil fumbled around with his fingers.
"Okay now a number!"
You repeated choosing a number 3 times
PrussiaxReader: Flower Language- - - - - -PrussiaxReader: Flower Language3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He's too awesome to even utter a single syllable like "sorry",you bitterly thought. Your thoughts were mixing in an abnormal pattern. It was too painful to even think about it.
You just had a fight with your awesome best friend,Gilbert Beilschmidt. The reason? Both of your opinions just clashed around and bounced back at each other.
He was too prideful to apologize for the hurtful words he threw at you. You were too stubborn to even think about apologizing to that bastard.
Out of nowhere,you heard footsteps then the front door being slammed.
"Oh. He left well,I expected as much. He doesn't know how to apologize properly anyways. He's just too 'awesome' for it. That albino jerk."
Even though you just said that to convince yourself he was a self-less jerk,you weren't fooling yourself.
You loved him. You always had,ever since you laid your eyes on his crimson orbs. It was almost indescribable on how he managed to capture your heart with his mere voice and words alone.
Prussia x Reader. Babysitter -part 5 You were breathless, the wind kicked right out of you by just one word. You wanted to melt into a puddle of nothing and crawl under the bed and hide there for an eternity, only to be found a million years later by the robots that rule the world then, and then they'll put you in a museum and you will live out the rest of your existence as a fossil.Prussia x Reader. Babysitter -part 53 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was the master plan.
"Awesome?" You asked, one side of your brain trying to figure out how to melt, the other side trying to figure out if Gilbert was still drunk. "You think this is awesome? I'm now married to you!! I'm..." you could barely choke out the words, "...Mrs. Beilschmidt..." A shiver of disgust ran down your spine. It wasn't that you thought Gil was ugly, far from it, you just thought he was annoying and unsuitable to be an adult.
Gilbert then did something that made you want to faint and die right then and there, h
The Perfect Relationship. - Prussia x Reader.The Perfect Relationship. - Prussia x Reader.3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You smiled lightly, acknowledging that your boyfriend, Gilbert, was standing across from you in the train. His hand embracing the railing and texting at the same time.
You took out your phone as you received a text almost instantaneously.
"Fancy meeting you here, beautiful." The two of you exchanged smiles as you texted back.
"Yes, the awesome Gilbert. I didn't know you took this train. Didn't you always take the R?"
You shoved the phone back into your pocket as you heard him snap his fingers, noticing that he motioned for you to check the device again.
"Train was dead halfway down Lineyard Street station ): -" You stopped reading once noticing his unhappy emoticon and smiled. He rarely used them because they were 'un-awesome', he said. "So they told us to transfer to the D. Apparently it's magical and it goes where I need it to be, which is awesome; but not as awesome as I am though."
"Of course, no one is as awesome as you, right? By the way,
How to protect yourself (PrussiaXReader)You were over at a certain albino's place, kicking his arse at video-games. Which he would of course always deny but claiming you had distracted him somehow. And you were truthfully. Gilbert'd had his eye on you ever since you'd turned into the young woman you were, but he'd always harboured feelings for you.How to protect yourself (PrussiaXReader)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was only then that he realised his childish crush on you was turning into a full-blown first love. And he was worried to death about you at the moment.
You'd just started working out at the nearby gym, which he also happened to frequent. In fact he was the one that had recommended it to you. But he heard the others talking about you in the changing rooms.
He frowned just remembering the blissful expressions on their faces.
"She was like totally cute! Hey, d'ya think you could help me out with the new, big weights?" Alfred asked his friend Mathias loudly. He shook his head. "No way man! That's what I was going to do!"
Gilbert growled as he lifted his shirt over his head, making
Giggles (PrussiaXReader)This is for no one in particular, the link to the video in question is in the description ^^Giggles (PrussiaXReader)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You giggled to yourself as you rewatched the video. The moment came and you rolled around laughing again, almost falling off the sofa. You grinned at your laptop and clicked the replay button again.
Suddenly you felt a very familiar weight on you as you lay on your stomach. Hands crept up under your shirt and rubbed you back. His breath ghosted next to your ear. "So Frau, vhat's all zhe giggling about?"
You grinned again and pointed at your screen. Gil leaned in past your shoulder and watched the video with you and broke down in laughter. "Yeah, Vest, ride zhat rhythm!!" His giggles were infectious and you started laughing uncontrollably again, wiping away your tears.
Ludwig came down the staircase with a question on his face. "Vhat is it?" He picked up your laptop and watched. He face palmed himself and sighed which only made the two of you choke yourselves with laughter. You rolled on the flo
Awkward (PrussiaxReader)"(Nickname)! Oi, (Nickname)!" You turned around to the Prussian.Awkward (PrussiaxReader)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"What?" He looked at his feet and muttered something.
"Gil, I can't hear you. Speak louder please?"
"I said, do you want to hang out with me?!" You shrugged.
"Sure, why not?" He smirked and did a mini celebration.
"Okay, how about tomorrow afternoon?" Gilbert handed you a piece of paper and ran off cheering loudly.
"Gilbert! Wait, I don't have a car yet!!!" You sighed and smiled. You'll get to your best friend's house somehow.
You knocked on the door. "Hey, Gil! It's hot outside, let me in!" The door swung open revealing a flustered-looking Gilbert.
"Hi, (Nickname)." He stepped aside to let you in. "What's up?" He asked.
"The ceiling of your house." Gilbert grinned.
"Nice one, but seriously, how are you?"
"I'm fine I guess..." You walked inside the living room and glanced around. He followed behind.
"How is it? Pretty awesome, right?" You nodded.
"Yeah, but now I realized I've never been in your house before f
Prussia x Reader- I Hate That You're All I NeedPrussia x Reader- I Hate That You're All I Need3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Hey guys you need to read the description first before you read so you understand what's going on. This is not a normal songfic. Once you read the description please enjoy this story.
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Midnight, gettin' uptight, where are you?
You said you'd meet me, now it's quarter to two
I know I'm hangin' but I'm still wantin' you
You were sitting at the bar swirling the olive in your martini and waiting for your boyfriend. He was late. Again. You let out a tired sigh and downed the rest of you
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"Where is that idiot?" you grumbled while pushing your way through more bushes. The forest you were in was littered with thickets, and you were tired of them abusing your skin and clothes. Though there leaves were lush and soft, their branches proved unforgiving. The ceiling of leaves and branches above you proved favorable when compared to the bushes; it didn't hinder your progress and it was nice protection from the unrelenting summer sun. The musty smell of dirt, bark, and pine tantalized your nose, reminding you of your rambunctious childhood. You had to admit that the forest actually would be enjoyable were it not for the thick foliage and pesky insects.
The reason you were subjected to the forest was Germany. He had tipped you off that the previously mentioned idiot, Prussia, would be in it somewhere. He went on walks often - at least every other day to be precise - but he rarely stayed out for more than
Prussia x Reader. Babysitter -part 15Flashback to Vegas~Prussia x Reader. Babysitter -part 153 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Let me buy you a drink (Name)." Gilbert said with a smirk as he raised his left hand to flag down a skimpily dressed waitress across the crowded room.
You glanced around the room, noticing how purely frosted and shiny everything seemed to be in Vegas. The cieling of the bar was high and domeshaped, colored with silver and fake diamonds glittering with a plastic shine from the bright lights that were placed in every corner.
"Why would you want to do that?" You turned your attention back to the Prussian, wondering why he was suddenly interested in you. The dress, of course. Leave it to men to not like a girl until she puts on a skimpy piece of clothe. It was offensive, but slightly flattering that he'd think you're pretty enough to get free drinks.
His red eyes flickered down to your chest, and to your boobs
Prussia x Reader. Babysitter -Epilouge.It was a sunny day with a slightly bitter breeze, as Germany usually does, and you were sitting crosslegged on the rough ground of your driveway. In front of you was your baby girl, though she wasn't much of a baby anymore. She was 4 years old, and ready to be sent off to school.Prussia x Reader. Babysitter -Epilouge.3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Okay, remember your manners," you said, zipping up her heavy and quite fluffy coat, the sound it made was 'ziiiip' and your child enjoyed frequently unzipping it, and then zipping it again. It was an odd habit, but it kept her busy.
"Ja, ja." She nodded, her accent lightly sprinkled in German. She had your (color) hair and Gilbert's ruby red eyes. Her voice was high pitched and slightly squeaky, entirely too cute.
You managed a soft smile, despite the nervousness that you felt. You were sending your first child out to school, and before you know it, she'll be a teenager, and then she'll get married and move out. As an adult, you regret al
Prussia x Reader - You're Awesome"Kesesesese, I'm so awesome!" Gilbert laughed as he watched the stone he just threw hit some unsuspecting person at a far distance. The silver-haired man clutched his stomach as he started laughing much more hysterically when his target looked around confused, wondering where the hell that rock came from.Prussia x Reader - You're Awesome3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Ahhh, that was awesome," Gilbert commented once he had calmed down.
You were sitting under the shade of a huge tree, reading a book. You sighed and flipped the page while dryly replying to the man standing beside you, "Yes it was."
Gilbert glanced down at you with a disapproving look at how you didn't even look at what he did. It saddened the albino man a bit as he was trying to impress you. He unconsciously petted the small bird perched on his shoulder as he asked you, "What are you reading anyways?"
"A book," you answered simply as your eyes continued to scan the page.
"Oh, really?" Gilbert replied sarcastically, rolling his eyes. "Tch, you're so boring."
"Then why are you here?" y
PrussiaxReader Mommy and DaddyPrussiaxReaderPrussiaxReader Mommy and Daddy3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Mommy and Daddy
The little yellow chick chirped happily from its advantage point in your hair. Ever since two days ago when you found it dragging a broken wing, it hadn't left your side. You had taken it home to bandage it up, like the animal lover you were. You had attached a splint to its wing and bandaged it in scraps of cloth you had left over from your small business of stuffed animal making. You were very gentle with it and it trusted you, you had easily figured that out after the first time you held it after you were done with your healing magic.
The small bird had walked up your arm to your shoulder. You had thought it would be satisfied there, but you were wrong. Using its beak and feet it climbed up the side of your head and snuggled into your [color] hair. It was like you had become its mother or something.
As you made your way down the hallway to the weekly meeting for every country in this freakin' war, you heard voices. You crept closer towards the door and
Hasty (PrussiaXReader)The gentle wind ruffled some of your soft hair from your forehead. The book you'd been so engrossed in was resting on your stomach. The sunlight that filtered through the leaves created warm criss-cross patterns on your arms, that shifted every next moment.Hasty (PrussiaXReader)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Your breath was as even as the ticking of a watch, perfectly balanced as you snored away gently. The comfortableness of the afternoon had sneaked up on you and had covered you with a light blanket of peaceful sleep.
Cue the quiet-destroyer. Gilbert smirked as he hovered over your figure, his lips ghosting over yours. He pressed his lips fervently against yours, tracing yours with his tongue.
Still groggy from the doze, you blinked your eyes to see the Prussian kissing you. When he saw your (e/c) orbs glare at him he pulled back a bit, still pressing his frame close to yours.
"......Hey frau." Your eyes widened at his blasť greeting. "Get the hell off of me." You threatened, your expression dark.
He merely smirked and shook his head.
Kiss it better ~ PrussiaxReader.Your deadline was tomorrow and if you didn't finish your chapter by tonight you would have one very angry English teacher on your hands. Luckily for you, you had a few good ideas and it was coming out well so far, the only problem being the incessant clicking coming from the other side of your bedroom.Kiss it better ~ PrussiaxReader.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Your Prussian friend had come over with the pretence of 'helping you study'. His words being something along the lines of 'I can help you study, ja? Zhe awesome me vill get your juices flowing, mein frau.' When you gave him a dirty look he added 'Creative juices zhat is.' To which Francis and Antonio laughed at him and you simply made a disgusted noise before walking off to your house, with Gilbert following behind.
Now you were sitting at your desk on your spinney chair, diligently typing out your homework whilst gilbert sat on your bed and aimlessly played with the things in your room.
You glance over your shoulder to see him searching through your bedside table, pulling out more of yo
Fine By Me PrussiaxReader SongficYou're not the type, type of girl to remainFine By Me PrussiaxReader Songfic3 years ago in Romance More Like This
With the guy, with the guy too shy, too afraid
To say he'll give his heart to you forever.
I'm not the boy that will fall to his knees
With his hands clasped tight, begging, begging you please
To stay with him for worse or for better.
Sometimes Gilbert had to wonder how the two of you ever got together. A lot of other people wondered too, but he usually ignored them. But there were times he really thought about how the two of you attracted each other. He was loud, arrogant, and obnoxious while you were sweet, quiet, and almost everything he wasn't. You were the kind of girl who liked to hear that she was loved or cared for and he was the kind of guy who didn't go around shouting his feelings for the world to hear. You two were almost opposites, yet you'd been dating for just over six months.
As much as he hated to admit it, Gilbert sometimes worried that his lack of caring would drive you away. That you'd get fed up with his arrogance
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~*~*~*~5 months ago~*~*~*~
______ stood at the front of the class, seemingly at ease as she studied the many faces turned toward her.
'Everyone, this is our newest addition to the class. Miss, ah ' The teacher peered down at the name scrawled on the piece of paper. 'Miss ______ _______.' The teacher surveyed ______ over the rims of the glasses perched on the end of a long nose. 'You may sit wherever you can find a seat, Miss _______.'
______ quickly glanced round the classroom again, spotting a seat and darting toward it, sitting down with a quiet sigh of relief. Nobody likes to be standing in front of a bunch of strangers.
'Kesesese, vhy frau, anyone vould zink you didn't like being up zere~' Came a low voice from her right. ______ turned in her seat and ______ eyes clashed with red. She stuck her tongue out at him, saying; 'No I don't, problem vampy?'
The red-eyed boy furrowed his brow. '"Vampy"?'
______ rolled her e
PrussiaXReader-Love is War (part 2/3)PrussiaXReader-Love is War (part 2/3)3 years ago in Drama More Like This
...Even so, will I still love you. What should I do to make you understand this code?
The ruby-eyed man sighed, he had been doing that alot lately, ever since these notes started appearing around his house. They were always taped to his front door, or hidden in his mail box, always in a way he would never miss.
He hated reading the messages that were scribbled on them, yet...his curiousity always got the best of him and he forced himself to read each one. They were just words...words that formed small cryptic messages that could mean a thousand different things.
Of course he knew exactly who was leaving the notes; his ex-girlfriend, _____.
"Why does she keep sending them to me?" He whispered to himself, looking out the window in his bedroom that overlooked a small garden, but everything in it was dried and dead and slowly being buried in a thin sheet of snow. "Why does she still care?"
He let out another light sigh, memories of him and _____ came flooding into his