I will temporarily move accounts.If I have to avoid my premium membership this way, I will. But I'm not giving up my fight for the right to refuse gifts.
And you have no right to hate me for my views. I want to be able to regift things for my friends. You should be praising me for my generosity.
STKaTG ep 5 - Christmas specialMerry Christmas, Blake!STKaTG ep 5 - Christmas special1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Blake the wolfhog is walking through the park with his hands in his pockets. Tiffani is sitting on a bright green park bench.)
Tiffani: Hello there. Who are you?
Blake: My name is Blake. Go away.
Tiffani: I want to be friends.
Blake: You don't want to be my friend. Believe me.
Tiffani: But why not?
Blake: I'm half hedgehog and half wolf. No one wants to befriend a hybrid.
Tiffani: We can still be friends. None of my friends would care that you're a hybrid. We're already friends with one, and he says he's never been teased in his life.
Blake: I'm also blind.
Tiffani: (hugs Blake) That's okay. We can still be friends.
Blake: Please don't hug me.
Tiffani: (lets go) Sorry. I didn't know.
Blake: It's okay.
Tiffani: Blake, I have no other blind friends, but I have a disability too.
Blake: What is it?
Tiffani: I've always been incontinent.
Blake: What does that mean?
Tiffani: I can't control my bladder or bowels, so I can't use the toilet like everyone else. I have to
STKaTG ep 1Trent Meets the GangSTKaTG ep 11 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Trent Coleman the lucky black cat exits his solid gold mansion.)
Sonic: Good morning. You must be Trent.
Trent: That's right. My siblings and I just moved here from Seaside.
Trent: It's a small resort town you've probably never heard of. It's close, but not many people vacation there because they make everyone wear diapers.
Sonic: I'm Sonic the hedgehog, and I'll show you around. Want to make friends with my gang?
Trent: Sure. Please take me to meet them.
Sonic: Thank you, Trent. I'll be glad to gather them for you to meet.
(Later; Sonic, Trent, Tails, Tiffani, Knuckles, Amy, Silver, Blaze, Vanilla, and Cream are standing together.)
Trent: Thanks, guys. I've never had so many friends before.
Tiffani: I know how that feels. Tails helped me make friends, and now he's my best friend.
(Trent lets them in; when they enter, he is standing with four other black cats.)
Trent: These are my siblings, Olivia, Jake, Sierra, and Timmy.
STKaTG ep 3Sleepover SilliesSTKaTG ep 31 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Trent has invited the gang over.)
Sonic: What should we do next Monday, gang?
Knuckles: I don't know. We could have a sleepover if you want.
Tails: Trent can meet some of our other friends he hasn't met yet.
Trent: You mean there are more friends for me to meet?
Sonic: Yes, quite a few, in fact.
Tails: But what'll we do about Colby? He can't be at the sleepover because it would be too busy and noisy.
Sonic: We'll leave Colby with Sarah. Hopefully, Colby will think Sarah is Amy. The Roses are known for their family resemblance.
Amy: We certainly are. When I get to be her age, I'll probably look just like her. And Colby can play with Tammy. I don't think they've ever met.
Sonic: Amy, your mother may look like you, but she certainly doesn't act like you. For one thing, she's half nuts.
(This remark makes Amy angry. She runs across the room toward Sonic, brandishing her Piko Piko Hammer.)
Amy: Shut your pickle! I'll ask her to try to act like me. It mig
STKaTG ep 7 - Halloween specialThe Creepy Color CaperSTKaTG ep 7 - Halloween special1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Sonic and Tails are walking together in the park in the evening.)
Sonic: Hey, Tails. What do you feel like doing tonight?
Tails: Not much, actually. I'm still trying to figure out who our mysterious new friend is.
Sonic: Why don't you and Miles come over to my place? I don't think we've had you over in a while.
Tails: Thanks, Sonic. I'll ask him.
(That night, Sonic and Miles sleep together in Sonic's bed, while Tails sleeps in a sleeping bag on the floor. Sonic and Miles wake up with each other's colors.)
Sonic: (looks in a mirror) We've switched colors.
Miles: This is so cool! I've always wanted to run like Sonic.
Tails: I don't think that's how it works.
(Sonic seems to be "floating", while Miles runs out the door and down the street.)
Tails: Oh my. That is how it works.
Sonic: This'll look great at the Azukas' Halloween party. Of course, I'll still wear my costume. I spent six weeks choosing it.
Tails: I know how that feels. I had a very tough time selecting
STKaTG ep 6The Secret AreaSTKaTG ep 61 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Tails and Blake are walking together in a forest. Blake's Chao, Zanden, is flying beside them.)
Tails: So, Blake, where should we go next?
Blake: I don't know.
Zanden: (pointing to a cave) Chao!
Tails: Let's go inside that cave.
(They walk through the cave, with Zanden sitting on Blake's shoulder.)
Zanden: Chao! Chao!
Blake: What is it, Zanden?
Tails: I see a light at the end of the tunnel. Let's go.
(They come out in a beautiful, green field with a few flowers in it.)
Tails: This place isn't on the map. We've discovered a private place to hang out.
Blake: Let's tell our closest friends, and no one else.
(Later, Tiffani is taking an evening walk in the city, and sees Demetri the hamster, who is setting up a telescope on a hill.)
Demetri: The moon is bright tonight.
Tiffani: (walks up the hill) Hello there. You're a new face.
Demetri: My name's Demetri. I just moved here.
Tiffani: I'm Tiffani. Shall I show you around?
Demetri: Thanks, Tiff. Say, why are yo
STKaTG ep 2The FestivalSTKaTG ep 21 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
(The family is in the living room.)
Sonic: Today's the day of the big festival, so we're leaving for the day. See you tonight, Mom!
Sonia: Say, are you coming?
Aleena: No, just you three. Someone has to stay here with Colby and Hip.
Manic: But you've never dealt with Colby before.
Aleena: No, but how hard could it be? We have a machine to change him, remember? Trent gave it to us.
Sonic: Yes, but you still have to give him bottles.
Aleena: Mothers don't forget these things. I promise to look after them.
Sonia: Good, because we're leaving. See you soon!
Sonic: And thanks. You don't know what this means to us.
(Aleena hears Colby crying and rushes to his room, as Sonic, Sonia, and Manic leave the house and run down the sidewalk.)
(Later, at the festival grounds)
Sonic: There it is, and everything here is free. Free food, free music, free everything!
Sonia: Why, yes. There's tons of free stuff here.
Sonic: You know our friend Mina Mongoose? All her concerts ar