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I thought you were a fairy tale,
Some hyped-up fabrication,
About as real as mermaid tails,
A thing of imagination,

Here I was with the riffraff and the low-life,
Making small talk; watching days fly by,
Then you walked in and your armor caught the bold light,
Had to pull a double take; could not believe my eyes,

So this is love,
This is the passion and the fire,
That burns a-blazing flames,
That chew out both lust and desire,
So this is love,
This is the heart that knows no bounds,
Cascading endless compassion,
That drowns out all other sounds,
So this is love,
This is the breath of sweet, fresh air,
That runs it's way all through my veins,
And throws out every fear,
So this is love,
Sweet unconditional love,

I knew I was the harlot,
As the truth came seeping in,
Of all the love You'd offered me,
The places that I'd been,

I was not the princess anymore,
I had long left my tower,
But You were still the White Knight,
And You still offered me a flower,

Here I was with the riffraff and the low-life,
Making small talk; watching days fly by,
Then you walked in and your armor caught the bold light,
Had to pull a double take; could not believe my eyes,

So this is love,
This is the passion and the fire,
That burns a-blazing flames,
That chew out both lust and desire,
So this is love,
This is the heart that knows no bounds,
Cascading endless compassion,
That drowns out all other sounds,
So this is love,
This is the breath of sweet, fresh air,
That runs it's way all through my veins,
And throws out every fear,
So this is love,
Sweet unconditional love,

I fell on my knees,
Because You fought for me and I ran away,
But You still love me,
And I don't deserve the love You bring,
I'm the harlot,
You're the King,
This is the like no,
Fairytale I've ever seen,
How many Lords,
Have bent on knee for me,
Just the King of Kings,
The Prince of Peace,

Here I was with the riffraff and the low-life,
Making small talk; watching days fly by,
Then you walked in and your armor caught the bold light,
Had to pull a double take; could not believe my eyes,

So this is love,
This is the passion and the fire,
That burns a-blazing flames,
That chew out both lust and desire,
So this is love,
This is the heart that knows no bounds,
Cascading endless compassion,
That drowns out all other sounds,
So this is love,
This is the breath of sweet, fresh air,
That runs it's way all through my veins,
And throws out every fear,
So this is love,

So this is love,
This is the passion and the fire,
That burns a-blazing flames,
That chew out both lust and desire,
So this is love,
This is the heart that knows no bounds,
Cascading endless compassion,
That drowns out all other sounds,
So this is love,
This is the breath of sweet, fresh air,
That runs it's way all through my veins,
And throws out every fear,
So this is love,
Sweet unconditional love,
;]
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((Hi, this is a spin-off of my 'These things happen' fanfic, I hope you like it!))

The Great Bat-Prank!

One-shot

Robin was sitting alone in the Bat-Cave, watching the monitors of Gotham and the mansion. He hated it when batman was away on "league business," everything was so boring!

"Its like the villains don't like to do anything, well... villainous! When Batman's at the watchtower." Robin said to himself with a sigh. He kicked his legs on to the desk in front of him, "I'm so bored..." he whined.

Suddenly there was a blur of red and yellow zipping around the monitors of the mansion. Robin sat up taking his legs off the desk to focus on the blur.

"What the h-" The boy wonder didn't even have the time to finish his sentence before he was attack-hugged from behind out of nowhere! Robins ninja instincts kicked in and he flipped his attacker over and on to the floor, holding their arms behind their back in a submission ((*I think that's what it is...*)) so there was no way they could move without feeling pain.

His attacker then spoke...

"Duuudeeeeeee! Let me go before I- Owwwwww!"

Then Robin noticed his "attacker" was actually his best friend, Wally West.

"What? That's what's gonna happen if you try and sneak up on me bro." Robin shook his head and let the speedster go, helping him up off the cold floor. Wally brushed himself off before replying to Robin, sounding somewhat annoyed but still like his usual fun self.

"Yeah! But, you should have known it was me!"

"You could have been possessed or a clone or a zombie or infected with some crazy virus or something! Batman says you can never bee too careful."

Wally snickered at his friend's paranoia given to him by his adoptive farther.

"Whatever bro~" Wally said sarcastically while scratching the back of his head.

"Anyway, what do you want?" Robin questioned, crossing his arms and still keeping an eye on the monitors of Gotham and the mansion.

Wally's natural happy smile quickly turned in to an evil grin (with a hint of crazy psychopath), a grin that was so evil it could be compared to the Joker's smile.

"I've had, the best idea for a prank." He said slyly.

As soon as Wally said the word prank Robin was grinning evilly just like the Speedster he was facing, he'd almost forgotten about his monitor watching duty (almost).

"Oh yeah? Tell me." He said with a scheming chuckle.

"Okay, what we'll do is: hide a recording of a really annoying noise, like a really high pitched beep or something, in a wardrobe. Then when our victim opens the door to check it out, BOOM! That sets off a loaded paint ball gun to fire strait at them and get them covered in paint! But its not over yet, ohhhohh no, when the paint ball guns all out, and they think its over, 50 water balloons fall on top of them with a trap we hooked up!" the speedster bowed giggling at the thought of his own prank idea.

"Nice! I wouldn't like to be on the receiving end of that!" Robin laughed, thinking about how to hook the water balloon trap up.

"I know right?" the redhead was thinking about their victim's face.

"Yeah, totally awesome! But who's this prank for anyway? Artemis? SuperBoy? ... Black Canary?"

"Oh you know~ the one and only Batman!" Wally smirked.

"..."

"What?"

"Are you crazy! No way that would work!"

"Huh, why?"

"Because it's Batman! You can't prank Batman, especially with that prank!"

"Awww is little Robbie looking out for his daddy bats~?" Wally teased

"No, because it's a death wish, stupid!" Robin snapped

"Uggg whatever dude, if you're too chicken to do the prank, I'll do it by myself!"

"Seriously bro, don't. Who knows what Batman will do? He could kick you off the team or-"

"Fine, fine I wont if it'll make you stop freaking out" Wally laughed "lighten up, you worry too much~"

The boy wonder sat back down in his chair and rolled his eyes "You had better get going now anyway. "Daddy bats" will be appearing in that zeta beam any second now, and he wont be too happy about you distracting me from my monitor duty" he huffed sarcastically.

"Okay," Wally frowned "See ya soon then." he said before zipping away and out the mansion.

"I should get the nurses at Arkham Asylum to take a look at him, he's crazy!" Robin joked to himself before focusing on the monitors again...

He jumped up and ran to his motorcycle.

"No no no no no no noooooo!" He grunted under his breath.

In the time that Wally had visited a gang of wannabe-villains with freeze guns had attacked and were robbing the national bank of Gotham. While driving there his mind was filled of thoughts of Batman telling him off and how he was going to make Wally pay for making him mess up.

Once robin arrived the police were taking the robbers away to prison.

"Huh... but the police can never manage villains with special weapons" Robin thought to himself, confused at how the police had suddenly got really good. When a random officer who gave him a note approached him, the officer told him that a speedster had stopped by and handled the whole thing in mere seconds.

The note simply said

"Rob,

You SO owe me!

K.F"

Robin crumpled the letter up in his hand and stomped back to his motorcycle after thanking the officer. The boy wonder drove back to the mansion not in the best mood ever after having the chance to beat up some criminals taken away from him, although he was a little thankful that the robbers hadn't gotten away with anything. He just wanted to chill back home at watch TV.

But when he got home he was greeted by Alfred, and a grumpy-as-always Batman.

"Come on Robin, eat some dinner then we're out patrolling Gotham."

Alfred had a tray with a mouth-watering burger on,

"If you would follow me to the dining room sir" Alfred said with a small smile.

Robin nodded and followed his butler then sat down at the large dining table

"Please enjoy, Master Dick."

"I will Alfred, thanks."

**--**--**

Later that night after the dynamic duo had returned home from patrolling Gotham and putting away several criminals, they were examining weapons used by the law-breakers and typing up their reports of the night.
All that could be heard was the tapping of the computer keys, until...

Beeeeeppp... beeeeeeppppp... beeeeeeeeeepppppppp... beeeeeeepppppp...

Both Robin and Batman looked sharply up from their reports at where the noise seemed to be coming from. A cupboard, where they kept antidotes for poisons.

Batman stood and approached the noise; he examined the cupboard.

"Robin, get down. I don't know what's in here."

The ebony hared boy did as he was told and crouched under a desk, he couldn't help but think that he knew what would be behind the cupboard doors.

Batman stood to the side and gradually opened the small doors slowly.

BANG! CRASH! BANG! CRASH!

That set of noises kept repeating as a paintball gun rapidly fired at were someone should be standing, but no one was there so the balls of pain kept firing and colliding with computer screens and other scientific equipment.

Batman Bat-glared at the gun, waiting for the shorts to stop, wondering who done this, the Joker? Riddler? Penguin?

Robin knew exactly who did this, he couldn't believe his eyes! Wally had actually been so stupid that he had actually tried (and failed) to prank Batman! He didn't know whether to laugh or worry for his friend's life.

The shots stopped... the Dark Knight walked around to the front of the gun to examine it.

When suddenly Robin remembered the next part of the prank.

"Batman! Move!" he shouted trying to warn his mentor, but he hasn't fast enough.

Batman. The Dark Knight. Was covered in water and popped rainbow coloured balloons. With a face so angry it could make a grown man fall to his knees and cry just looking at it!

Robin gulped. Then snickered, then giggled, covering his mouth before he burst out laughing.

The water and popped balloon covered man approached the boy wonder.

"Judging by your laughter. I guess this is your doing."

"Whoa! N-no no way!"

"Don't lie to me. You're grounded. That means no crime fighting unless you're really needed, no TV and no seeing Wally."

"What! But I-"

"No buts. Although I will shorten your punishment as you did manage to catch me slightly off guard..."

With that the Dark Knight had turned his back and left the bat cave. Leaving Robin in slight shock.

"But... Kid Flash... he... I didn't..."

Robin snatched his mobile out of his utility belt and phoned a certain speedster.

Whether he'd been waiting for the call or it was just his super speed Wally picked his phone up instantly.

"Hi Rob!"

Robin could hear the speedster giggling, rage built up in him fast.

"KF. I can't believe you! You pranked Batman! Yeah that's so great that you actually managed to do it, but he blamed me for it! So now I'm grounded! I hope you're happy." He yelled in to the phone.

"Whoa whoa whoaaaa~ calm down bro! I didn't mean for you to get in trouble"

"Well I did. You better tell Bats it's your doing, not mine."

"Nope."

"... What do you mean nope!?"

"I meannnn~ you owe me for taking care of those villains earlier, so you can take the blame for this." Wally chuckled

Robin was lost for words, it was like the speedster had planned every last inch of this prank right down to the last detail to make sure he wouldn't get in trouble.

"Fine... but now you owe me, got it!"

"Sure sure bro~" the speedster cooed happily "so... did the cameras at your place get a video of the great Bat-prank?"

Robin laughed, "Yeah, they did"

"Well then~ how about you come round now and we watch it?"

"I can't, Batman would get even more pissed at me!"

"Awwwww I'm sure Daddy Bats cant stay mad at his little baby Robin~"

"Oh shut up, I'll be round in a few, get some pop corn ready."

"Done and done! See ya!"

For some reason, the ebony haired boy could not stay mad at his favourite Red head for more than 2 minutes.
Thatís the end of my one shot, I hope you liked it! :D although I feel the ending kinda sucks ^^Ē maybe Iíll re-write it some dayÖ but anyway Iíll be back to writing these things happen now!

I dont own YJ and all mistakes are my fault! DX

(Note from Beta) not anymore :P bwahaha.

Please enjoy and comment!
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Hinata struggled against the metal frame holding her down in the seat. She had no idea what was going on, and she felt scared and alone. The cold air in the room chilled her to the bone. All she could see was darkness, until..
A crack of light spread wide open in front of her. A male, tall and slender, holding another person, presumably another girl, who appeared to be struggling against bonds of her own. The man put her down on the ground in front of Hinata.
Her pale eyes grew wide with shock; she knew this girl. That was Sakura Haruno, one of Naruto's companions! Sakura was hogtied and gagged with tape. The man, still obscured by shadow, chuckled and slid over to Hinata.
"You're awake, I see.." He said, his voice low and husky. Hinata nodded slowly, afraid of what was going on. "Good.. I've been waiting for this moment." The man slid behind Hinata's chair, and she could hear a button being pressed.
The seat slowly turned around, a deep whirring sound was heard as it did so. It suddenly clicked into place, and a bright light was shone on Hinata. She flinched slightly.
"You see.. I need someone to spy on Mr. Uzumaki.." The man continued. "Miss Haruno was that someone, but she failed.." A muffled roar came from behind Hinata, and the man laughed. "So I chose someone who I knew was able to get close to him." Some mechanical arms swung into view, holding what appeared to be parts of metal legs. "But I can't arouse suspicion. So you'll need a disguise."
The man cleared his throat, as the machine prepared to do its work. "You see, miss Hinata.. Miss Haruno had said to Mr. Uzumaki that she would be away, tending to a sick friend." He coughed. "She would then watch from the trees, undetected.. But failed in her mission when she slipped.. And the sound caught Naruto's attention." A muffled growl came from behind. "Fortunately, she ran off before she was actually spotted, and this is where you come in. From what I understand, you may be better suited to spying.." He said darkly. "And Mr. Uzumaki is.. Let's be honest. Perhaps the most blunt knife in the drawer. Meaning that even if he saw you darting through the trees, he would assume he was hallucinating."
Hinata struggled slightly, but it was no use. The legs clamped tightly around her own, and were soldered into place so she couldn't remove them. Next, torso pieces were swung into view, and like the legs before them, soldered into place. The pieces fit Hinata perfectly, almost as if on the inside they were built just for her, yet they gave her the same body shape as Sakura on the outside..
"I have something for you to look at, while we wait for the building to finish.." The man growled. He pulled down a monitor, and some code flashed up on it. This, of course, meant nothing to Hinata, who still had no idea what was going on.
The screen flashed, and the code that was on it previously burned into Hinata's mind. She.. ... Who was Hinata?
The arms were soldered into place. All that was left was the head. The man laughed to himself. "This was too easy.." The girl was flashed with more code, directives of what she was, who she was after, and what she had to do.
"Watch Uzumaki Naruto. Learn the secret of the nine-tailed fox. Record the information and bring it back to Mr. A." These were all imprinted into the girl's brain. The monitor was raised out of sight again, its job finished. The girl's eyes glazed over, and the head was lowered into place over her own, and soldered on.
"Perfect." The frame was removed, and the girl immediately stood up. She looked like an exact robotic replica of Sakura Haruno.
"Are you ready to complete your objective, Sakura-01?" He asked, much more clearly than normal.
Sakura-01 saluted. "Yes, Mr. A. Spy.exe download complete and ready for execution."
The man nodded. "Proceed." Sakura-01 left the room, leaving Mr. A and the real Sakura alone in the darkness..
Written for :iconrosvo: - a story about his Sakura-01 picture, which you can find here: [link]

Still on a break from the Gatomon stuff, which will be back at the end of the month. Any stories going up will be something I've written for someone else or requests.

Enjoy! :D
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Hikari 'Kari' Kamiya was bored.  She was eleven years old, and her birthday wasn't for another month.  Malomyotismon was destroyed. After the events of a Thousand Lights, trying to keep digimon unknown to the general person had become an absurdity. What this generally meant for Kari on the plus side was that she didn't have to come up with lame brain excuses on the spot for why she cut classes or ditched after school events or didn't come home until after dark.

On the not-so-plus-side her parents now knew their baby who they had nearly lost to Pneumonia when she was five and then had been kidnapped by a vampire when she was eight had been going regularly to that other world risking her life against monsters that could bite her in two and were none to pleased.

On the slightly-brighter-side there were now a thousand others like her to pick up the slack.

What did all this combine into? It was the home stretch of summer vacation and Kari was bored! He summer homework done the first week.

Gatomon after receiving much asking, pleading, and begging Veemon had finally agreed to go on a date with the blue dragon on the condition he'd never bring up dating her again.

Taichi had against all odds managed to barely slip under the thumb of their parents who saw no reason why their children who were not even outside of high school and middle school should have to fight and protect and possible die for not for one but two worlds.  Kari hadn't been that lucky, that horrible day where Kari had almost died had scarred her mother forever more. And this revelation of the risks Kari and her brother had been taking only brought that awful time at the hospital back to the forefront. And Kari's mom had reinstalled and reinforced the protective barriers of her family.

So while Taichi and the others with their digimon were out on a camp trip to the campsite that started it all, history had repeated itself and Kari was stuck at home.  

Kari wasn't about to ADMIT she was bored of course, least her parents find extra labors that needed doing around the house.  So instead she sat her mindlessly browsing the internet, checking out various forums and rechecking the same website every three minutes. She had to be careful, she was told that was habit forming.

+++

It flew happily through the internet, from one internet to another, barriers like the nothingness between realities was meaningless to it. It was all just a game to it. Oh it knew responsibility, it knew there were things that needed doing and had to be done and would have to be done. But for right now, it was exploring, letting it's curiosity guide it.  In the reality it was born in, it had existed in the digital world before the digimon had been created.

Even it and it's brothers and sisters were unsure of their kind's true origins, some thought maybe they had resulted 'naturally' from the digital world, what programmers of course would call a 'glitch.' Others thought maybe they had been part of another great computer project that had been abandoned.  Whatever their origin, they existed, and just as the digimon took humans they connected with and turned their emotions and creativity into power, it's kind, the digignomes, took those same elements and turned them into reality!

They tried to avoid granting wishes that were just whims or foolish outbursts, they had learned that was a bad thing that caused trouble. Children normally only had the emotion and imagination to grant them the strength they needed to bring what they wished into reality and children's wishes were many times foolish the digignomes had learned from many experiences. Still, they were able to grant the wish of many digimon and humans who wished to be joined together, and using notes from the human who first met them and communicated with them and befriended them, they had created the 'Ark' that would bring pairs together.

But this digignome of it's lot was a curious sort, wondering what wishes and dreams ever so slightly different but similar existed beyond those voids that surrounded existences and held back even the Sovereigns. Believed by many quite logically (if incorrectly) to be the final and absolute authority of the digital world.

The others warned their brother that many humans thought very big and very mean octopuses laid in wait outside the void that separated existences, but this digignome dared risk it, and behold, it found a whole new digital world and internet and real world to explore.

So many of the same digimon, yet so many where here and many where here that it didn't know before, and the rules were different, so similar and the same on the basic fundamental level, but so many of the finer points were completely different.

It began exploring the internet, which had a more direct connection to this digital world than it's native one. It was so wonderful! So much to learn! So much to see! So much to understand!

It also sensed a strange power, it was a little similar to the little boy who had wished for an imaginary friend that had come to life, but only the same in which a seal and a mongoose both had red blood.

It moved closer and closer to this power, it was unlike anything in it's own digital world, and it seemed to come form a single human, what was it? It was so bright, it had to know.

Curiosity caught up with the cat.

+++++

No one responded to her posts. None of her websites were updated. And it was painful to read the minor details that the online news reports got dead wrong about their major battles in the real world. She violently slammed her hands onto the keyboard like an angry toddler not caring if she broke it and her parents made her buy the family a new one out of her own money!

"Dangit! I wish I could make things interesting whenever I wanted!"

The computer exploded.

+++++

Oh how Captain Kari bravely sailed across the sea of tofu aboard the JSY Gatomon with her loyal crew of Taichimon who'd do her every command as they searched for the magic whistle to awaken the sleeping Miko The Cat at the base of the world to move the stars back into position so Joe's starcharts would finally be right for once. Now if only her mother stopped trying to feed her goggles and rubber flippers for breakfast in the afternoon. Then they sailed off the end of the world.

"AH!" Kari started awake, she was on the floor.

She stood up and saw the smoking wreck where the computer used to be.

"OH KAMI-SAMA!" Kari screamed glad her parents weren't home and at least trusted her enough not to run away (and had installed a small silent alarm rigged to her mother's cellphone if the front door was opened). "Let this all be just a bad dream! I AM IN SO DEEP! Izzy was right! I shouldn't have visited those websites! They were dangerous!"

Kari began running in circles almost at the horror before her thinking of her head on the chopping block.

~wish~

The world skipped a beat and Kari was confused, it hadn't been said, it had barely been a word she thought, it had been a feeling, a impulse, a concept.

"I wish the computer wasn't ruined."

Kari blinked, and the computer was good as new, no, not really, it looked exactly as it had this morning, right now to that stain on the casing they had never been able to quite clean off.

"I wish for a trillion yen?"

Nothing.

Kari sighed, "Great. I get a wish from some mysterious genie and I use it on getting my butt saved from my parents . . . okay maybe it wasn't that big a waste."

That was when her family cat leapt onto her shoulders out of nowhere making her yelp, "Miko! There are times I wish you were a stuffed toy!"

Miko fell off her shoulders and landed on the floor, stiff, with a cartoonish smile on her face stuffed with fluff. Kari gasped! Did she just kill her cat-?! She looked around scared, only vaguely noticing Miko's bowl was gone from the kitchen.  "I WISH you were a real cat Miko!"

The cat stretched off the floor and rubbed against her leg, looking no worse for wear for being a toy a second ago.

"So . . . did I get three wishes to just change things but not make new things?" Kari wondered, she wished her shirt a different color and wished it back. She tried to wish one of her text books into instruction for trying to find out about her wishes but all she got was information that she already knew.  "Maybe I have to know what I'm wishing for to change?" Kari was curious wishing the text book back to normal. Not noticing notes she had copied from her classmates appearing and vanish from the room as she changed the textbook and changed it back to normal.

"Well I don't know if these wishes are going to last a day, a minute, or a year . . . but I should have some fun with them while I have them," Kari said to herself.

Kari then decided to do sometimes she really didn't do that often. She played a video game. It was your typical numerical RPG installment from Squaresoft with a male lead with emotional issues who had to learn to open up to the party and female members who regardless of their character development or personalities always ended up wearing something revealing and overwhelmingly impractical that wouldn't last five minutes actually going through a monster infested swamp or underground maze, Kari should know. She knew not ALL RPGs were like this, "I just wish this RPG had every gender reversed."

The game glitched, pixilated,then returned to normal operations. It took a second for the results to sink in with Kari.  The male hero was now a female tomboy with a mother who had always remained distant to her. A male secondary character with a destiny he didn't question and always found joy in the simple things the hero showed him. As for the hero, she groaned about how the secondary male character could just SMILE at her, and her heart would flutter and she'd cut down an army just to see that smile again.

Kari stared at the story text after she battled her way past randomly encountered monsters. "Geeze, these character roles sure seem weird when the double-standards are flipped."

Kari didn't bother to change the genders of the characters in the game back, and actually looked through the manual and found the names and appearances had changed right along with it. The back stories were different in order to conform to cultural standards, but the character abilities and story roles were the same. Kari smiled, the game company should thank her for wish into existence a game that could stir up some -good- controversy. Kari held her head and sighed, "Kari, you've been hanging out with Yolei -too long-."

Her parents came home, along with Tai, and Agumon and Gatomon, who no longer needed to hide or pretend to be stuffed animals.

Kari KNEW she should have told her parents about this, or at least told Tai or Gatomon, she KNEW she could trust Gatomon, and she knew that Tai would never do anything bad when he found out. But there was something exciting about keeping something secret again, about having something -special- again after Digi-Vices began being handed out like candy.

Besides changing the colors and patterns of some birds outside her apartment window and using them as general test subjects for what her wishes could do. She hoped she hadn't been given a precise number of wishes and was using them up or a precise amount of changes or something like that. But she wanted to KNOW how these wishes worked before she tried anything major.

The group went to the beach that weekend as a final farewell to Summer. She was so deep swimming in her own thoughts on the subject of her new gift that she forget her swim suit.


Kari honestly considered for a moment as a prank wishing TK into a swim suit and Davis into her bikini top and Davis into the bottom but there was no way in hades she was going to give Davis or TK a up close and personal feel up like that! Also, accidentally turning Miko into a stuffed toy had left Kari a little uneasy, was her family's cat DEAD in those few seconds before Kari wished the animal back into a living thing? Or had it been aware and a person?  Kari had found a children's book in the foreign section translated into Japanese symbols from English about a donkey who had found a magic stone that let him have any wish he made, but had panicked when he saw a lion and wished himself into a rock and wasn't able to use the pebble then. He was fully aware, but wasn't touching the pebble and wasn't able to speak as a rock. This being a children's book thankfully his parents just happened to have a picnic on said rock and wish there son was there with them and this changed him back to normal.

Kari had no intention of wishing herself or anything else into a sand castle that someone could run through and scatter, not to mention that if she did end up an unthinking object, she wouldn't be in a position to wish herself back to normal.  On the big plus side, it seemed the wishes only came true if she said them out loud. This worried Kari however if she was forced to speak some lines during a school play like 'I wish you were dead' or talked in her sleep or accidentally after a big math test muttered, 'I wish I was dead.'

She said under her breath in the changing stall, "I wish that my wishes would only come true when I mean for them to come true."

As for her swimsuit, she simply took a towel and wished that it was her swim suit. The towel instantly transformed, though the style wasn't what Kari would have expected and the texture was still a little off.  

Out on the beach, Kari was again hesitant to wish for anything with her newfound gift. When she had this kind of power, she found the hardest thing was doing anything. She shuddered to think what someone thoughtless like DAVIS would do with this power, and what someone as impulsive as Yolei would do, or someone awful like Ken had been during his time as the Digimon Kaiser had been. Yes, it was very good thing this power had come to Kari, otherwise something bad might have happened with it. But unlike a lot of people she knew, Kari was confident she could have this power without wishing herself queen of the world or wishing herself to win the lottery. She was the child of light after all, what could possibly go wrong? She quickly looked around suddenly expecting some ominous thunder in the middle of a sunny day, but there was none. She smiled at herself for falling for such an old superstition.


Kari as a test picked up a sea shell and wished that it didn't exist. Nothing happened. She wished for it to have never existed and again nothing. She wished for it to cease to exist and again nothing. 'So I can't simply wish things away?'

She thought of something amusing and wished as low as she could, "That Davis would kiss Yolei." Nothing.

'So I need to make a wish related to something changing?'

Kari remembered what the color of Yolei's swimsuit was and looked away and wish it a different color without looking and turned around to see Yolei's swimsuit was still the same color, she made the wish again WITH looking and found it did change this time.  'So I need to see what I'm changing?' Kari wondered. So much for wishing the black shadows of her nightmares away.  

While Kari could still enjoy the beach, the trauma she had suffered from her adventure near the Dark Ocean  was always behind her somewhere. The worst part of course was that while they had theorized it was a place that could bring people's more destructive impulses into reality (it was how Ken upgraded his Digivice into the first D3), Kari felt that was just everyone's desperate attempt to rationalize that horrible place somehow.

She had been kidnapped right from the real world after being plagued by hallucinations of her being dead weight during her first adventure in the digital world along side nightmares she couldn't even remember! And the destined still had no idea what 'dark undersea master' those things had been talking about. Those same things that had turned out to be ANYTHING but digimon who wanted her as their queen to lead them in a rebellion against their master.

Thinking back on it, not that awful a request . . . except they made it clear being digimon and being under the Digimon Kaiser's control was all a performance and their attitude about the whole thing was a LOT LESS FRIENDLY than Machinedramon's slaves who had dubbed her 'Queen Kari' back in the day.

'He can sense your power as well, and WILL come for you.' So far that proven to be an empty threat. So far.

'Yeah, so much for wishing away that awful place.' Some Chosen Child of Light she was.


School started, and Kari felt proud of herself for not wishing school away knowing she could accidentally undermine civilization that way unlike say Davis.

Within the first couple of days, a new student was added to the class, apparently an exchange student.

The girl wrote her name on the board.

Norn "Norun" Mikihara

In spite of her name, the girl looked rather like a foreigner, blond hair, blues eye, pale skin. Her hair was between head and shoulder length, and had two bangs on her shoulders slightly, and was rather full hair.

Kari was still at the school age where they didn't have to wear uniforms, yet. She had one more year about of individual identity before being pressed into an identical appearance like workers in China. So Kari got a chance to look at the girl's outfit.

'Norun' had on a black cloth collar and black headband with a white frill. The rest of her outfit was made of a very weird mix of what could be described as pieces of black leather and white fluffy cloth with lots of ruffles. Top it all off was a white bow on her dresses' center.

The girl politely introduced herself speaking in perfect Japanese, gave only the bare facts about herself, saying nothing about her family or her reasons for transferring and was given a seat opposite of Kari's on the other side of the class.

The digidestined naturally and quickly got to work. Izzy quickly confirmed she wasn't a digimon in disguise. Yolei found out after Norn joined the computer club that Norn didn't have a digimon or digivice. Hikari after chatting with her a few times at lunch figured she wasn't possessed by the spirits of the Dark Masters. And TK and Davis after watching her movements reported that no, she wasn't part of some secret inter-reality hypno maid harem.  The digidestine felt great relief that the exchange student was just an exchange student.

Then she walked in on the destined during one of their meetings in the computer room (and after being asked why she was there she reminded them she was also part of the computer club) and politely asked them all why she suddenly had her own fan club.  Apparently they hadn't been as stealthy as they had hoped.

Davis looked at TK, "I told you we should have gone with the mobile bushes."

Sora of course told the rest of the destine what idiots they had been for jumping to such conclusions in the first place.

Thankfully the foreign girl had taken it with overwhelmingly good humor and the destine were able to get on with their lives.

The whole false alarm with Norn had set Kari on edge, wondering if she was some genie sent to take back her power and erase her memory of ever having them or turn her into a rock and make everyone forget she had ever existed or turn her into a genie and bind her to service to others forever.

With the illusionary near death experience out of the way, Kari felt more relaxed with her power, she had wishes, and until they ran out, she was gong to use them. She again wondered about sharing this secret with someone, anyone, but again, she liked this feeling she had, she'd be the special of one. But what was the point of being special if no one KNEW you were special?  Humans were social animals after all.

But every time Kari opened her mouth, she hesitated. She had Plato's ring of invisibly in her hands. And she wasn't about to give it up just yet.

That was when they had dodge ball in gym in their new schedule as the last class of the day. As a joke they were going to have girls verses boys. Kari counted, "Hmm, with Norun we're short one girl and the boys still have us out numbered by one . . . heh, maybe I should change that, just for the match.'

She took one look at Davis and grinned. She whispered, "I wish Davis was a girl."

It happened in the blink of an eye, like all the changes.

Davis' goggles were now around her neck rather than on her head, the boy's PE uniform was gone and replaced with a girl's. Her hair became shoulder length and done in a pony tail in a flame on a blue background pattern cloth hair braid. Her arms were thinner and her figure more lithe and her face softer and she lost about an inch in height. Kari giggled at the budding breasts on her chest and tried to ignore how they were bigger than hers (though most girls' were).

"Dorika! You don't have to play this game!" Said the teacher in a loud clear voice.

Kari blinked in confusion.

"Hai." The new girl bowed and began to walk off the field.

Kari then noticed the new girl walked with a slight but obvious limp. The teacher blew the whistle.

'Why? I didn't wish for that.' Kari thought before she was hit by several dodge balls at once.

Kari was distracted the entire game and managed to keep getting slammed in the face, so she wasn't in a position to wish Davis back, and she was left too confused to try it anyway.

Norun actually covered her head and got down on her knees using Kari as a shield as the Japanese students decided 'dodged ball' apparently meant 'hit the foreigner.'

Then came the end of class, and the girls and boys went into their locker rooms to change. Though Kari had wished it, it felt VERY weird seeing Davis, or the girl who had been Davis, getting into the locker room with her and stripping. Getting a closer look, Kari could see that whatever had left 'Dorika' with a limp wasn't something brand new.

Dorika went through the act of changing like she had done so a thousand times, her fantasy of making Davis aware of things for part of her joke forgotten in the face of this mystery.  She noticed that Dorika was changing into normal clothes. She was wearing Davis' normal shoes and socks and shorts but her gloves didn't have fingers. And she was wearing a blue long sleeved blouse. She was also wearing a pendant with the crest of miracles on it.

"Hey Davis," She didn't look at her, not knowing who Kari was talking to, "Dorika." She said again.

The lass looked at her, but not with the puppy dog eyed expression Davis normally did when Kari graced him with a precious few second of her time that he treasured like the sun and the moon.

"Shouldn't you be getting ready for soccer?"

The girl's face burned, "That's not funny Kari!"

The girl turned around and walked out of the girl's locker room, Kari followed as quickly as she could.

She found TK waiting for her outside.

"Hi Kari! What's with Dorika?" TK said seeing the girl still walking off, "She didn't look happy."

Kari replied without thinking, "I asked him, er, her about why she's not going to soccer practice."

TK looked at her surprised. "Geeze Kari. Look, I know Dorika has a crush on Tai, but she's -not- trying to steal your brother from you. You don't need to bring that up."

'DAVIS?! CRUSH ON TAI?' Now Kari did feel woozy, "Bring what up?"

TK looked at her concerned, "Kari are you feeling okay?" TK remembered how the Dark Ocean incident had started.

"Not really. Can you jog my memory?"

"How can you forget about -that-? You were there! It was right when we began knocking down Ken's left over control spires! Dorika was trying to impress Tai by scouting out all by herself with Veemon and she ran into an angry Tortomon! Her knee got shattered! You helped carry her to the hospital!"

Kari looked in shock, 'That wasn't how that went. Davis was supposed to be trying to impress ME by getting Veemon to evolve without Armoring up! . . . '

Kari heard a car honk and saw Dorika wave and the car stopped with Jun coming out of the passenger side and the two sisters hugged before Dorika got in, Veemon hoping into her lap.

'That was really Jun?' Kari thought, remembering how Davis and his sister were more likely to pull on each other's cheeks than hug each other! Was their new attitude because of Dorika's 'incident' or because they were both now girls?

The car drove away and Kari and TK on the other hand just hoofed it back home.

As Kari was still distracted, and TK was worried about a return to the Dark Ocean incident the two weren't looking the way they were going as much as they should have and bumped right into someone as they rounded a corner.

"HEY! PUNKS! Little brats like you should watch where you're going!" Said loudly a woman with tanned skin and white make up wearing torn shorts and a yellow tank out and dyed blond hair. The woman, actually more like a rowdy teenager violently pushed the two younger kids out of her way making Kari's face collide with a flag pole and spilling the contents of TK's backpack.

"HEY!" TK shot back.

"Oh whatever kid, learn to respect yer elders!" The old teen said smugly back.

Kari felt her nose bleeding. She had enough. "I wish you were a statue aware of everything going on around you."

Kari's nose was no longer bleeding. TK's papers and books were back where they belonged.

Kari noticed the slightly larger than life nude bronze statue of a teenage girl in a pose like a model on a landing with a prime and proper facial expression. It had clearly been there for years from the weather marks. The title was 'Lady On Stroll.'

TK walked past the statue without blinking an eye. Kari just stared as the rush left her. Had she really done it? Had she really changed a person into a thing? Was it really her who just did that?

"Kari come on! Why the sudden interest in that old statue? We've walked by it a million times before." TK asked, though more concerned than agitated.

Kari started and turned to her best friend, "Oh! Yeah! I'm just! Appreciating it for once!"

"Yeah. I guess it's easy to ignore public art, since it's just -there-."  TK replied but honestly wondering what was really bothering her.

Kari honestly did intent and consider to change the woman back, but was worried about her parents reaction if she came home with a bloody nose and didn't want to be -more- 'protected.' 'So what if it isn't digimon related? It's bound to make them treat me MORE like a glass doll! . . . Maybe after I'd have healed over form having a bloody nose, like the day after tomorrow maybe? That would be good right?'

Kari and TK parted ways and Kari entered the house with the familiar ritual started immediately of her parents looking her over carefully for any major damage or signs of sickness. Thankfully none of her dodgeball smacks had given her any visible bruises.

With the stress of the last two incident coursing through her brain, Kari endured the ritual as long as it lasted and then headed straight into the privacy of her bathroom, giving Gatomon a quick 'Hello,' before she went in.

Kari looked in the mirror. 'Not anymore. Never again. No, never was!' Kari breathed in and spoke, "I wish I had a perfectly healthy body that never got sick and wish I was an early bloomer."

Kari shuddered as she felt her insides change in sublime but profound ways. She felt her chest grow and a full fledged bra form on her chest under her clothes. Her muscle mass increased but not enough to make her look like some kind of work-out-girl.

Her clothes changed to make her new sizes. Kari breathed in, and slowly breathed out. It felt so good. So wonderful. So perfect. She savored the moment, the pleasure, the satisfaction.

Finally, Kari stepped out of the bathroom.

"Done looking at yourself brat?" Taichi said in a matter of fact tone waiting outside before pushing her aside like she was a second door before going in himself.

"Huh?" Kari blinked in not confusion, but in absolute perplexment!

"Hey Kari." Gatomon said in her normal perfectly friendly tone still sitting on the top of the couch while Kari's parents cooked dinner, "So how was school?"

"Oh, er, we had dodge ball in PE." Kari said not sure what else to say.

"You clobber them?" Gatomon said with a peachy grin that made it clear she was just being playful.

"Er, no, I was kinda distracted." Kari answered then quickly changed the subject, "Does Tai seem to be acting strange to you?"

"Naw." Gatomon shrugged, "He's being his typical jerk self."

'Typical jerk self?' Kari wondered feeling the world twirl around her.

Agumon meanwhile sitting at the other end just nodded, peacefully accepting Gatomon's choice of words for his human partner.

Kari knew she could just wish it was back to the way it was like she did with Miko, but first, she did the most logical thing she could: she fainted.

She came to on the couch, no nightmare this time to bother her, no Dark Ocean to haunt her, just sweet oblivion for however long she was out. Gatomon was staring down at her. "Hey Daredevil," Gatomon said kindly to the human, "Did you accidentally use up one of -your- nine lives?"

'Daredevil?' Kari thought confused, "No I, I think I just overtaxed myself a bit at school."

"You? overtax yourself?" Gatomon said sound a bit surprised, "Given your reserves I'm surprised you can ever hit empty!"

Kari felt her confusion wash over her again. What was going on? Oh right, she made a wish. Wait, "TAI!"

"Yeah brat? Can't ya seeing I'm eating?" Tai asked irritated.

Her parents didn't jump up and baby her, instead her mother said smiling, "Hikari you're awake! Thank goodness. I was completely caught off guard. I set your place for you."

Kari barely heard her mother, she only looked at Tai, the look he gave her, it reminded her of the look Jun gave Davis.

"What are you looking at Super-Star?" Tai said.

Her parents didn't admonish him for his choice of words, only look on sadly at their son.

"Nothing." Kari shook her head as she took her place at the table. She saw her grades on the refrigerator. She had never been stupid, but nearly all her grades were improved, in particular in PE where she had always been passing before.

"So what did Miss Perfect win today?" Tai asked not even looking at her.

"Taichi that's enough." Her mother said in a low voice.

"Fine, sorry," Tai said putting just enough effort in to make it sound like he meant it, "Sis."

Kari ate slowly. What was going on? Why would wishing to be healthy turn Tai into someone who clearly wasn't Tai?

Kari was still trying to figure it out when she went to bed, Gatomon sleeping in her arms. Kari resting saw her room now had a small collection of sports trophies in one corner of her wall. More than Tai had when he as her age. "I wish I knew what was going on." She sighed before going to sleep.

Her mother carrying her, the now healthy but still fragile five year old looked over her mama's shoulder and down at the little boy with big hair and goggles way too big for him to wear. She saw the unhappy look on his face. She said, "Sorry I couldn't kick the ball right. I understand if you don't want to play with me anymore."

Then suddenly, she heard the thoughts of a little but older boy thinking, 'She so kind, so polite to everyone, never wanting to hurt anyone. Does she hate me but not want to say it? I almost killed her. I bet she hates me.'

Kari felt a wave of shock course through her entire system, and would have woken up, but things weren't done yet.

She was on the dirt field, the one her disease had been aggravated on, where she had nearly died. Now instead she was kicking the  ball faster and harder than her big brother, who had listened to his little sister get praise instead of him from the other kids on the playground and the other teasing him for his little sister being better than her.

Then the summer camp, but this time, Kari was health and there, and saw the SKY OPEN UP and pull her in. She remembered everyone meeting strange creatures except her. She remembered Tai smiling at finally having something she didn't. She remember doing her best to hold her own weight in spite of not having a 'mon.

She remembered the battle against the Dark Masters, and Tai being tricked into attacking her out of anger of her having one-upped him again without even trying! Of her being a destined too. And Sora and Matt together (still with his own experience of having been used by Cherrymon) having to knock some sense into him.

And Tai's agitation when she was the only one of two of the destine who given the mantle to fight the battle with the Digimon Kaiser while the rest were side lined in favor of a new group. The fact that one of those new recruits worshipped the ground he walked on was a relief in a way. He treated Dorika like she was the little sister he never had (he had Hikari, so she wasn't that).

Then the incident, and he had thrown himself into helping Dorika walk again as soon as possible as both bearers of the crest of courage knew the forces seeking to ruin the digital world weren't about to take a vacation for them.

Kari was finally allowed to wake up. Gatomon was still sleeping in her arms peacefully. "What have I done?" Kari whispered to herself. But even seeing this alternate existence she had pushed into being in replacement of her own didn't compared to the real truth she had now learned. 'Tai . . . thought I hated him?' She shocked remained with her until she fell back asleep.

She had never been sick, she had never compared herself with Tai, she had not had to use her brother as a crutch, the Dark Ocean had never smelled those emotions and opened a door to pull her in. She had none of her regular nightmares that night.

She went through breakfast in the morning numb. Too busy recycling the same thought over and over in her head. 'Tai thought I hated him?' It was so alien, so unreal, many times more unreal than the Dark Ocean had been.

She walked to school with TK, no sign of Dorika, then again Kari guessed she was driven to school. She walk by Lady On Stroll, second guessing herself if she turned her back now. How would Kari's wish for a perfectly healthy body have effected THAT incident? Would the woman have bumped off of Kari instead and into a moving car?

And the images of her brother kept playing over and over. One was the harsh smart mouth who was sick of a sister who always seemed to be better than him. And the other was a young man who thought Kari had passed judgement on him for something Kari had never blamed him for in the first place! And the two pictures just circled over and over in her head.

TK was surprised Kari was taking it so slow to school this morning, normally she LOVED to run to school, which she had done a great deal of for fun with Dorika he remembered before Dorika's limp.

Kari didn't enjoy the looks she got that she knew she should be basking. She didn't jump around like a monkey testing out the full limits of her new body like she knew she should. Intead, she simply walked almost like a zombie to school where Dorika was already waiting for them and greatly them politely. Though she seemed one fraction of a micron of an iota more distant to Kari.

Kari and her two friends walked towards the building. She looked around. Boys to the right, boys to the left, and she saw her brother's face on each on. Kari looking all around the school yard and at a the building, and said in a frozen tone, "I wish everyone here was girls!" 'Just make the images of Tai stop!'

For the first time since making a wish, she actual felt the world SHUDDER a little from what she had said!

And now Kari attended an all girl's school that thankfully didn't have uniforms.

Kari breathed in deep from what she had done and looked at TK and gasped. The girl still had blond hair and blue eyes and the same complexion but that was about it. She had long blond hair that went down to the small of her back. She walked as a lady should with one foot in front of another with her hands together in front. Around her neck was a simple silver cross. She wore a white and blue dress that went to just above her knees with an opening in the side to allow for running.

"Something wrong Kari?" The girl TK asked the way she'd ask of any friend.

"No no no nothing, just thinking." She said, "TK, how's your brother?" She asked.

She still responded to the nickname saying, "Still going out with Sora and still trying to keep his band from falling apart and still acting like I'm still eight years old."

She read the symbols on TK's homework, 'Takako Takaishi.'  'Guess her parents are still divorced.'  

Norun greeted them halfway to class and walked with them having apparently forgiven the whole 'unwarranted stalker' thing.

It was very weird to see nothing but skirts everywhere she looked except for the occasion tomboy like Dorika. The general noise level had increased but the overall volume had -decreased- with the girls not shouting quite as much as the boys though talking more.

However, the real shocker didn't hit until she was at her homeroom. There was her teacher, now female, but also now barely older than them! Kari then remembered her choice of words 'girls' not 'females' not 'women' but 'girls.'  None of the girls reacted to a kid barely older than them teaching the class, the girl apparently being quite smart for her age.  She wasn't acting any more arrogant than the average teacher so Kari hoped she hadn't spread a dark spore infection to the entire school staff.

She glanced outside the class and saw a lass her age in a gray blouse and pants sweeping the floor, the janitor. This was like a page out of Peter Pan.

'Okay! This is too weird!'  "I wish everything was normal."  She said simply.

And . . . nothing?

Everyone looked at her. She blushed and felt a wave of panic inside her, was that it? Last wish?

She wished a pencil a different colored pen and back again into a pencil.  "I wish that everyone was the gender they were before I made my wish." Nothing again. 'What's going on?!'  "I wish I didn't make that wish in the first place." Nothing again! 'What is this?!'

She asked to be excused to the nurse's office and everyone looked at her somehow more weird. Oh right, here she wasn't known for getting sick on a regular basis and thus it wasn't a typical excuse. But given her sudden outburst before the young teacher let her go.

Kari didn't go the nurses' office, instead she ran through the school, seeing pictures and names on the walls that were familiar yet very different. The she ran up the stairs and onto the roof that was never locked.

"What have I done? I told myself I wouldn't hurt anyone with this. I promised that I wouldn't use anyone. I promised that I wouldn't mistreat anyone.  I crippled Davis, I turned Tai into a jackass, and now me and TK can't be . .. can't be . . ." Kari broke down crying, what did it matter? It was nothing but girls here.

"I'm sorry Hikari, I'm just so sorry. Maybe I let my curiosity get the better of me. Wouldn't be the first time."

Kari turned around and saw it was Norun.

"Norun? What, what are you doing here?"

"I saw you really needed help," The foreigner said calmly, "So I had my cellphone give me a text message that my family had a emergency that wouldn't wait so the teacher let me go."

"Had your cellphone?  How'd you do that?" Kari asked a piece of curiosity breaking through.

"Anything connected to the majority networks is connected to the digital world, and thus is connected to me. It was like flexing a finger."

"Who are you?" Kari asked after that dead give away that, this girl wasn't all she appeared to be after all!

"I am Norn "Norun" Mikihara, I am also Gennai, I am also Azulongmon, I am the digital world, I am the crests, I am Myotismon, I am Sora's clone deleted by Datamon, Yukio Oikawa, Datirimon, I am your brother Taichi, I am Chumon, BlackWargreymon, I am Gatomon," She pointed at kari, "I am also you."

Kari whispered in pure confusion, "WHAT are you? Did you give me these wishes? Please heal Davis and Tai his real self again and TK a boy again!"

"I am the digital world and everything that has ever been a part of it. I am the World Tree itself. I've been named 'King Drasil', Yggdrasil, God of the Digital World, Truth, Master of the Royal Knights. And of course," She curtsied, "Norn 'Norun' Mikihara. My Avatar has been destroyed many times, but as long as the digital world exists, or rather, as long as I exist, so shall the digital world."

"So . .  you're the digital world's supreme being?"

"No." Norun said with a slightly hostile tone, "'Supreme' implies one who is above all, I am the digital world's FOUNDATION as much as the Sovereigns are it's pillars. And to say 'being' implies a contained singular entity.  Everything that has existed or existed as data in the digital world is an aspect of me, including you Kari."

Kari pleaded putting her hands out, "Look! If this was a test for us humans or something I'm sorry! Just fix it!"

Norun shook her head, "I didn't give you this power Kari, nor did I commission it. There is more life in the digital world than just digimon Kari. There also exist forms of life from OTHER digital worlds embody human wishes the way digimon can embody human ideas. One of them came to YOUR digital world, and sensing your crest of light came to you, and hearing your original wish became ONE with you, your own Ego completely devouring his."

Kari felt her head spinning, this girl was either completely crazy, a spy, or something Kari had a very hard time wrapping her head around. She had so many questions she couldn't ask them in any logical order, "Why can't I wish everything back to normal? Why can I just wish everything back the way it was?"

"'Normal' is a totally subjective term. What IS normal? Normal is what the majority of people THINK is normal, so to everyone at this school, THIS IS normal. And you can't wish away your previous wish because you'd still have to have made the wish to wish it away in the first place, an internal paradox. Same with wishing away all you've done."

"Are you here to take away this from me?"

"No. And I can't. You and the Digignome, that's what they're called, are one and the same now, you can't be separated from it anymore than you can be separated from your own brain. And I came here originally came here because I was curious. I created this Avatar based on the form of another girl from another digital world. It's purpose was to learn and to understand the truth between the link between humans and digimon. After my Avatar in the digital world was corrupted by a demon high lord and had to be destroyed, this Avatar became in a manner of speaking my 'real' self. .  . I came here because I wanted to see what you would do with it, and to see if you'd harm or help the digital world with it.  I didn't expect you to treat it as a harmless toy."

Kari leaned against the fence that circled the roof, looking with shuddering eyes at the black and white dressed girl. "Please tell me. Why did everything keep going wrong? Why did everything backfire? Why? Is everything EXACTLY the way it's supposed to be so changing ANYTHING will always make it worse?"

"Things 'backfired' because you made a wish trying to trigger a cause without thinking of the effect."

"Huh?"

"Even when I became a flesh and blood human in material form my essence was still that of the god of the digital world. Even though you've been granted the power of a god so to speak in a limited way you're still bound by your human flaws. If you were hungry, and wished for food, and it turned out to be food you couldn't eat was your wish fulfilled? You didn't wish to have your hunger sated, you wished for food to sat that hunger and you assumed things would -naturally- flow the way you wanted them to. A flaw among humans in the extreme."

"So things weren't going right because because I didn't think how my wishes would effect everything?"

"Not quite the point I was making but that suffices yes."

"Is there any way I can make wishes without awful things happening?"

"You made wishes before that didn't result in awful things. You simply notice the ones that went 'wrong' because you humans are wired to focus on your own suffering. You have to ask yourself. 'Why am I wishing for this. Why am I ACTUALLY wishing for?'"

The two of them were silent for several minutes until Kari spoke, "I wish Dorika was a boy. I wish TK was a boy. I wish I didn't have a perfect body and had caught Pneumonia when I was five and almost died which inspired Tai to always look out for me.  I wish Jun and Davis were the same age so Jun won't be cruel to him. I wish that . . . " Kari breathed in deep, "I wish that the girl that Davis loved was able to love him back and be with him."

She felt her body lessen, she kept the figure she had asked for, but her body was no longer that of athlete, or rather, had never been. And she felt the shadow of sickness return to her.

Kari waited, and was confused when a wave of wanting to be with Davis every moment of her life didn't come to her.

Right on cue, "Kari!"

Kari looked over to see Davis running around outside the school, male, with perfectly functional legs, looking around her.

"Davis only 'believed' he loved you Kari. Because you were his best friend. You were his ONLY friend besides Tai as his mentor before the digi-destined. The way Jun treated him he thought he didn't deserve any. His 'cool dude' attitude was his attempt to construct a persona he thought would win him friends, it was the whole reason he tried to copy your brother . . . The goggles your brother gave him are the only ones he's ever owned now." Norun whispered next to her.

Then a girl Kari wasn't sure she recognized or not came running up to Davis also huffing.

"Natsume you found her yet?"

"Sorry Davis not yet."

"Dangit where is she?" Davis asked sounding very worried.

Kari could swear she had seen that girl somewhere before. Or had she?

"That is Natsume Shikimaru. Her name was 'Nat-Chan' before your wish. Davis met her when he visited Willis. She didn't have a name when they found her, and she didn't know a thing about herself. Then she turned out to be a destructive digimon in disguise that Davis had to watch reinitialize and Davis tried futilely to find her human partner afterwards. Now she is a human being with a family. And yes, he did care for her."

Kari looked at Norun, "What about the rest of the school? The teachers? Everyone else?"

"What is normal, is normal. What is, is. This is not some 'fake' reality you can just undo with one wish. If you want to make all the teachers adults and males again, oh wait, not all of them were male before, and not all of them were the same age. I'm sorry Kari, this is something you're going to have to 'fix' one piece at a time. I am not the human world."

"I'm going to have this power forever aren't I?"

"Yes."

"You're not going to take me to the digital world or something are you?"

"For what purpose? This power will walk along side you forever. You are destined to carry this burden and this power forever."

Kari asked, surprisingly humble, not sure if even everything this girl said was true, "Can you please stay with me? Here in the real world? To help me? I'm scared what I could do with this . . . "

"I promise. This part of me will remain with you. And don't you have some friends who are looking for you?"

"Oh . . . right."

She shouted off the roof, not caring how rude or improper it was, "DAVIS! NAT-NATSUME! UP HERE!"

Davis and Natsume looked up and waved at their friend who waved back, looking relieved.

Kari also found out Jun was a destine now and had a Chumon for a partner digimon and had met her partner during the digimon world tour to hold down the fort in Tokyo. Chumon apparently acted like an nutty side kick to Veemon.

Norun explained (she was the digital world and thus was internet and thus had instant access to this information) that Kari's school had only been an all girl's school for short time (in fact since Kari started to attend) and was phased out of being co-ed when the senior graduated.   Norun explained Kari calmly that wishing the school was co-ed wouldn't work because that would mean all the girls would just then moves to different school or simple have OTHER boys moves in but wouldn't gender change the girls' back. Or . . . it would change people's genders, BUT it wouldn't make them the gender Kari remembered by default.

So Kari had to REMEMBER which students and teachers were boys, which of course meant she was bound to miss some. Norun told Kari to accept this as an object lesson in making sweeping wishes rather than driving herself insane in trying to completely undo it (or rather REMAKE the school she remembered).  And Norun felt it made a good lesson in humility for Kari to accept that she WASN'T as all powerful as these wishes seemed to make her.

She wished all the teachers were legal adults and had time to go to collage and require their teachers' degrees and that each would meet the love of their life and have children. It didn't make things exactly how they were. But Norun told them their children would have been born anyway, just a couple decades late.

She missed the janitor since she wasn't a teacher and was going to wish her to how Kari remembered when she overheard the janitor saying how she had a nightmare where she was an old man unmarried and alone and still doing this job rather than just doing it for her tutor payments. Kari instead wished she'd find and follow her dreams. Kari also made friends with her. Her name is Ichigo and she loves puzzle video games.

After school, (and wished a statue back into a human being) Tai was VERY confused when Kari hugged him like his life depended on it, "Big brother, I DON'T hate you. I love you more than you can know!"

~ Fin
A commission by me for lz0291. [link]

Set in digimon season two, Kari is granted non-ironic wishes, but can she think them through?

I am accepting writing commissions at this time.

Edit: These edits at the end were added via the story's original commissioner wanting some details cleared up.
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The sun was shining at Duel Academy with some clouds in the sky. The students there were returning to their rooms because their classes had ended early for them. Two familiar students that were walking together were Jaden Yuki and Alexis Rhodes.

Alexis wore the Obelisk Blue uniform which was a white top with blue trimming, a blue miniskirt, and royal blue boots. Jaden wore the Slifer Red which was a red coat/shirt, grey pants, and red sneakers.

The two friends were walking together until they got to the Obelisk area so they had to part ways in the forest.

“See ya tomorrow in class Alexis!”

“Yeah see ya tomorrow too Jaden!”

With that said, Jaden ran back over to his Slifer dorm room while Alexis was heading for her Obelisk dorm room. As she was watching in the woods, Alexis looked over to her left and thought she saw someone there.

“Must be seeing things.”

Just as Alexis was about to turn around someone was in front of her as she let out a small scream. Alexis fell on her butt to see that the person that was standing in front of her was really the Dark Magician Girl.

“Hello there did I scare you?”

“Um yeah you sort of did. Hey why are you wearing that Dark Magician Girl outfit?”

“Huh outfit what are you talking about?” Alexis shook her head and said, “Never mind what are you doing out here anyway?”

The Dark Magician Girl smiled as she pointed her wand at Alexis as a white puffy cloud of smoke appeared blinding Alexis. After a few seconds the smoke disappears and Alexis is in a situation she has never been in before.

Alexis has her wrists tied with rope, she is sitting on a chair with her waists tied along with her wrists tied in the air by magic, and her boots have been removed relieving her bare feet which are now placed in wooden stocks.

“Hey what did you do to me?!”

“It’s simple dear I’m going to have some fun with you.”

Dark Magician Girl snapped her fingers as two white feathers appear at Alexis’s underarms and two more white feathers appear close to her soles. With another snap of her fingers the feathers started tickling Alexis’s underarms and soles.

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP IT THAT TICKLES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COME ON STOP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Alexis laughed.

“I would dear but I just started so my answer is no.”

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HELP MEHEHEHEHEHE SOMEONE HELP ME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HATE BEING TICKLED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

“I don’t think anyone will hear you dear so save you’re energy honey.”

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I DOHOHOHOHON’T LIKE THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I REALLY DON’T AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

The feathers continued to tickle Alexis’s underarms and soles for ten minutes as tears steamed down Alexis’s cheeks.

“STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP IT NOW AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I DON’T GET WHYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE YOU’RE DOHOHOHOHOING THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Alexis laughed.

The Dark Magician Girl pointed her want at Alexis’s feet as the feathers changed to hairbrushes and started brushing against her soles really fast.

“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO NOT THAT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE STOP IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

“My my you sure are ticklish on your underarms and soles that I’ll continue.”

“NOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CAHAHAHAHAHAHAN’T DO THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH JEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEZ THIS TICKLES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

She continued to be tickled on her soles and underarms for another ten minutes and that’s when Alexis started begging.

“PLEASEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO MORE PLEASE STOP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Alexis laughed.
Just then the brushes and feathers stopped as the Dark Magician Girl snapped her fingers and Alexis was covered in smoke yet again. The smoke disappeared as Alexis was lying on the ground.

“When I get my hands on…huh where did she go?”

Alexis stood up to see that the Dark Magician Girl was gone. Alexis sighed as she was about to grab her boots but then saw that they were gone.

“I don’t believe it she took my boots!”

Alexis sighed as she looked down at her bare feet and started walking towards the Obelisk area so she could go back to her room and get a new pair of shoes.
An art trade I did with :icondark-hound: who wanted a story about Alexis Rhodes from Yu-Gi-Oh GX to be tickled by the Dark Magician Girl. Hope you like it^^

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1. Every time he scratches, suggest that he take a flea bath

2. Or a regular bath even. Just something.

3. Remind him that bestiality is a crime, and it’s kind of strange to have a dog as your life partner

4. Remind him that dogs live shorter lives than people

5. Ask why he doesn’t just admit that he’s hot for Shino already

6. Tell the medi-nins that he has rabies

7. Tell people that he sniffs butts as a greeting

8. Tell him Kurenai’s baby is actually his

9. Tell ASUMA that Kurenai’s baby is actually Kiba’s

10. Every time he sits down, tell him to get off the furniture

11. Tie Akamaru up

12. Then hang him from a rope and use him as a piñata

13. Ask if his long nails cause any problems during his “alone time”

14. Tell all the academy students he has a tail

15. Film them trying to pull his pants down

16. Keep going on and on about how lame it was he was defeated because Naruto FARTED

17. Strip him naked and drop him off at an anime convention

18. Ask if his eyes are contacts

19. Ask why he wears pants that are too short for him

20. Tell him if he had any balls at all he’d just ask Hinata out already

21. Put up lost dog posters with his picture on them

22. Make sure these posters identify him as a bitch

23. Dress up Akamaru in a tutu

24. Get him a dog-carrying purse

25. Insist he use it

26. If he refuses, cry until he does

27. Point out that he’s got less kissing experience than NARUTO

28. Whenever he tries to go to a restaurant, tell him they have a no pets policy

29. Attempt to feed him kibble

30. Tell him his dog has more fan girls than he does

31. Vote him head of PETA

32. Ask why he wears that raggedy old sweatshirt all the time

33. Especially when it’s hot out

34. Replay scenes of his fight with Sakon over and over

35. Put naked pictures of Gai-sensei all over his wall (note: this is more than annoyance, this is torture)

36. Ask how the hell he plans to fight when his dog dies, seeing as all his attacks rely on him

37. Use the squirt bottle on him when he does something bad

38. Explain in a stage whisper that he’s yet to be potty trained

39. Suggest he see a dentist about those “fangs”

40. Accuse him of being emo when he stabbed himself to defeat Sakon

41. When he objects, say “You’re right. Emos don’t take it that far.”

42. Ask if you can pet him

43. Call his mom a bitch

44. Replace his bed with a kennel

45. Ask why he always sounds constipated (he really does!)

46. Ask if he talks so big to compensate for something

47. Ask when the hell he’s going to die already

48. Ask Tsunade to fix him

49. Videotape it

50. Show the tape to his team
Wow, it's been forever since I've done one of these, ne? For those of you who don't know, I also have 50 ways to piss off Neji, Lee, Pein, Kankuro, Zetsu, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, Sakura, Gaara, Sasuke, Naruto, Iruka, Kakashi and maybe more, I don't know. But since I bothered typing all that, I think the least you could do is go check it out, yeah? Oh, and please comment. XD
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How to Piss off The Idiot

1. Steal his ramen and eat it in front of him.

2. Ask what is up with those lines on his cheeks.

3. Rub it in his face that Sasuke is superior to him in every way..

4. Try to read Pervy Sage's novels to him.

5. Have Sai hug him.

6. Tell him to quit obsessing over Sasuke.

7. Kill Sasuke and tell Naruto that Sasuke committed suicide.

8. Repeat "Believe It" in front of his face.

9. If he tells calls you retarded for doing that, show him proof that he said Believe It all the time.

10. Ask him if Sasuke was a good kisser.

11. When he says Believe it, tell him "I don't Beleive it."

12. Call him Idiot instead of his name everytime you see or speak to him.

13. Tell him that Sakura will never love him back.

14. Have Hinata stalk him EVERYWHERE.

15. Ask him if he has ADHD.

16. Tell him Hokage isn't worth it.

17. Tell Gamabunta about his frog wallet.

18. Ask him why he wants to be Hokage, and ask him "Why" continuously.

19. Ask him if those lines on his cheeks were drawn on.

20. Force Ichiraku to go out of business.

21. †Ban Ramen from the Hidden Leaf Village.

22. Give him a bowl-cut hairstyle and put fake thick eyebrows on him to make him look like Bushy Brow.

23. Force him to work at a Bar while he is using his Sexy Jutsu. (Bonus if he pole dances)

24. Have Jiraiya grope him while he is using the Sexy Jutsu.

25. Make sure Sakura is there to see it.

26. Wear a "I Hate Sakura" T-shirt in front of him.

27. Show him NaruSai fanart

28. Ask him why his parents are dead. Keep asking why.

29. Show him NaruSasu Porn

30. Tell him that he is named after a character from Pervy Sage's pervy novels.

31. Tell him to stop being so hyperactive.

32. Tell him to stop being an idiot.

33. TEll him he shouldnt live on Ramen.

34. Hang realistic ghosts all over in his apartment.

35. Wear a Scary-faced Captain Yamato Mask, sneak behind him and tap him on the shoulder.

36. Scare him all day with it.

37. Ask him why he is afraid of Captain Yamato.

38. Ask him what clan he is from.

39. Remind him about when Kakashi poked him in the butt.

40. Trick him into kissing Sasuke.

41. Ask him why his outfit consists of Halloween Colors.

42. Ask him if he is an airbender.

43. Ask if Aang taught him airbending.

44. Hang sexy pictures of Jiraiya and Kakashi all over his room.

43. Hang Sexy pictures of Jiraiya all over Tsunade's office. Blame it on Naruto.

44. Ask him of why Pein is so into him.

45. Call him Kitty.

46. Spike his Ramen with Laxatives.

47. Say "Wow Naruto, I never knew you felt that way about Sasuke!", make sure everyone hears. Especially Sakura.

48. Pull his pants down. Make sure everyone sees.

49. Ask him if he is in love with Sakura. (Do it when there are other people around, especially Sakura)

50. Sneak toad/frog legs into his Ramen

51. Place a dead toad/frog somewhere in his apartment.
51 Ways To Piss Off Naruto Uzumaki


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Hinata sat on a wodden bench in Konoha’s park. Her iron covered fingers were moving up and down, showing that the Hyuga girl was currently bored and with nothing to do. Hanging Sakura by her blue panties was fun, and ripping Ino’s thong was awesome too. But one hour after that, she didn´t know what to do and boredom had struk her without mercy. She layed her back on the bench while she looked at her gauntelet. What could she do now? There was nothing to do at home, and she didn´t want to train at all today. She yawned and looked at the way, watching as people walked through it. She could try to play with someone’s undies again, but whom?

Her violet eyes noticed a certain person running through the way. A brown haired girl who had her hair short and with two buns at both sides of it. She was wearing a long white shirt and brown baggy trousers. It was easy to recognize Tenten. After all, few kunoichi had her hairstyle, or did half a hundred laps every day. That showed as she didn´t seem to be tired even after the most tiresome of jobs, and her aim was nothing short of precise. Something else that Hinata was noticing about Tenten was that her baggy pants, having no belt, were a bit lowered as Tenten run, showing half the brown haired girl’s pink underwear with red hearts. A very tempting target no boubt, and Tenten didn´t know anything of her open weakeness as she happily run through the park.

Hinata sat on the bench and eyed the brown haired girl as she did her seventh lap. Once she had her back to her, Hinata followed Tenten, running as quietly as she could to not alert the brown haired girl of what was going to happen. Hinata eyed the big granny panties with some strange new desire. How had it become so fun to give each of her fellow kunoichi wedgies? What had changed? Something pushed thoose thoughts away and made her concentrate on the task at hand: To give Tenten a good surprise. She kept her pace just some feet behind Tenten, so that just by stretching her arms she could reach her. The brunnette’s round hard buttocks swayed as her legs moved, as did the pink granny panties, which had a small plastic attached to them which had Tenten’s name on it. Once they were reaching a deserted place of the park, Hinata threw her hands forward and grabbed Tenten’s underwear, making the brown haired girl stop and gasp.

“What thEEEKKK!!” the whole of Tenten’s body left the ground as her granny panties were yanked high up her butt, the stretched pink material with little red hearts now bringing a new world of pain to the surprised kunoichi. Her arms and legs had gone stiff and pointing to the ground, and her back had bended forwards so now Teten could only watch the floor as she got her panties wedgied through her hard buttocks, which clenched due to the sudden invasion “Owowow!”

Hinata was a bit surprised as she noticed that she had gotten Tenten airborne with just one simple yank of her underwear. Tenten felt the same as she was completely stunned after such a brutal first yank. It also helped her attacker that her limbs were now strangely tired, as if something had taken their energy for a moment just to make her attacker’s job much easier. Tenten groaned, another hard yank stretching her underwear two times it’s previous size. Her ass felt like someone was pouring hot iron into it and the added humilliation of being wedgied by an enemy ninja was also helping to destroy Tenten’s self steem.

“I dont know who you are but please STOOOWWW!!” Tenten screamed again as her panties were yanked up again, while another hand pulled her legs down. Her panties were sinking into her ass at an alarming speed, and Tenten could do little but to moan and hope that the attacker would live her be.

Hinata kept the panties high before surveying her surroundings again, to see what could she use to make the experience even more fun. There was a trash can nearby, and a malicious plan was formed inside Hinata’s mind.

Tenten gasped as her panties were suddenly released and she fell face down over the ground. She moaned and tried to recover the control of her body but just two seconds after landing, her granny panties were yanked again, this time not up, but towards her feet. Nevertheless it was still painfull, and Tenten grunted and closed her eyes as her granny panties reached past the back of her knees. Then the attacker bended her legs back and introduced both her feet into the legholes, making sure that way that the wedgie was constant and difficult to take out.

“Not a jock-lock...”were the last words Tenten could say before she was taken from the ground and then launched head first into the trashcan. Her upper body entered cleanly and her hips were stuck at it’s mouth, letting everyone see this way Tenten’s pink granny panties with red hearts attached to her bended legs into a jock-lock. The brown haired girl groaned and tried to move her legs a bit, but she only managed to increase the wedgie. Feeling completelly defeated, and utterly humilliated Tenten waited there, hoping that someone would get her out of the mess.

Hinata walked away, her giggle now a little dark as she smirked evilly. The gauntelet had also increased it’s size, now reaching Hinata’s shoulder. The entity felt more powerfull after that, but it wasn´t going to be the end of it.

There were a bunch of kunoichi that it wanted to meet first.
It is now Tenten's time to meet the new nightmere that strikes Konoha.
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The sunny was shining brightly in the afternoon along with clouds in the sky. Tai (younger) and Matt (younger) were standing on the side of the road waiting for Sora to come so they could have some fun on the beach. Tai however started walking back and forth on the side of the road.

“Tai would you stop walking back and forth.”

“What I can’t help it if Sora is taking too long to get some beach clothing.”

Tai was wearing his goggles on his head, a black sleeves shirt, blue/red shorts, and black sandals. Matt was wearing a green sleeveless shirt, navy blue shorts, and navy blue sandals with his arms crossed.

“Augh what is taking Sora so long to get here?!”

Tai stopped walking back and forth and was about to jump into the sand until, “Hey guys sorry I’m late!” Tai fell over onto the ground and landed face first hurting his front face a little bit.

Sora was wearing a red tank top showing off her belly, a light blue dress showing off one of her legs, red sunglasses, and light blue sandals on her feet. Tai stood up as Sora walked over on the beach as Tai and Matt followed.

For the past hour Tai was splashing around in the ocean water while Sora and Matt just sat on the grass looking at him. Sora however was lying on the sand sleeping under one of the palm trees that were at the beach.

Tai then started coming out of the water and headed straight for Matt. He was just about to say something but before he could Tai whispered something into Matt’s ear. Once he was done, Matt smirked a little bit as both of them looked over at the sleepy Sora.

Several minutes later Sora was now buried in the sand with her head, neck, and feet sticking out from the sand. For the finishing touches, Tai slipped off Sora’s sandals showing off her soles.

“Matt you ready?”

“Sure Tai let’s get started.”

Tai pulled out two feathers from his pockets as Matt places his fingers on her feet so and then they both started tickling Sora’s soles. At first there was no reaction from Sora but then her mouth started moving as she busted out laughing.

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT’S GOING ON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY AM I BURIED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TAI, MATT YOU JERKS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Sora laughed.

“Hey don’t blame for this Sora it was all Tai’s idea.”

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS ISN’T FUNNY YOU JERKS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP IT STOP IT RIGHT NOW AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

“No way this is too much fun Sora so no way.”

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASEHEHEHEHEHE STOP IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH PLEASEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

They tickled her soles for about ten minutes as Sora had tears running down her cheeks. She was too tired to move her feet as Tai and Matt continued to tickle her soles.

“STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP IT NO MOHOHOHOHOHOHOHORREEEE PLEASEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T STAND THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

They stopped for a second as Tai handed Matt the feathers so now Tai was tickling her sole with his fingers and Matt was tickling her sole with the feathers which drove her nuts.

“GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE MEHEHEHEHAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO NOT FAIR AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

As they continued to tickle to her soles, Tai started having another idea as he and Matt kept on tickling her soles until an idea hit him. “Matt stop tickling her soles. I’ll be right back with two digimon.”

With that said Tai dashed away from them as Matt stopped tickling Sora’s soles as she was catching her breath. Several minutes later Tai came back with their digimon, Agumon and Gabumon.

“So Tai what is it that you want us to do?”

“I told you Agumon and I also told you Gabumon so get started.”

They both looked at each other as Agumon and Gabumon stuck out their tongues, kneeled down in front of Sora’s soles, and started licking away at her soles as she started laughing again but much louder.

“WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO NOT TAHAHAHAHAT PLEASE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP IT YOU GUYS PLEASEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Sora laughed.

“Don’t stop you guys no matter what Sora says to you.”

“NOOHOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASEHEHEHEHEHEHE THIS IS TOO MUCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS WORSE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Agumon and Gabumon continued to lick on Sora’s soles for about another ten minutes and within those minutes she had reached her limit and passed out. “Tai we went overboard on this,” said Matt as he looked at him.

“Yeah I guess we did…well at least it was fun.”

“Yeah it was I guess. C’mon Agumon and Gabumon let’s go.”

The four of them started walking across the beach as they left the passed out Sora in the sand with her still wearing her sunglasses on her eyes and her toes were twitching from the tickling.
A request from my friend :iconphuram:

He wanted a story about Sora from Digimon Season 1 to be tickled on the beach by Tai and Matt. Then to have Sora licked on her soles by Agumon and Gabumon. Hope you like it^^

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A Date with Mommy


"Daddy, what am I supposed to do on a date?"

Clark and his eight-year-old son, Kairos, walked up a grassy hill to their home. Clark carried the fishing poles while Kairos carried his father's tackle box. Father and son were spending the day together and they used some of that time fishing. It was something Clark and his Earth father, Jonathan Kent, did together. However, Clark and Kairos never kept what they caught. They always tossed the fishes back into the lake. Fishing was a good time for father and son to bond while Diana spent her day at the Themyscira Embassy in New York visiting her sisters. Their daughter, five-year-old Lyta, was on Themyscira spending time with her grandmother and her many aunts.

Clark was humorously bemused at his son's question. Kairos had a crush on a girl already? He was always so serious, focusing on education and perfecting the use of his powers. "Who's the girl?"

"My classmate, Minka, likes me likes me and wants me to be her boyfriend but I only like her."

Clark chuckled. "She likes you likes you? Wow. I didn't know kids still talk like that. If you don't want to be her boyfriend, why don't you tell her?"

"I did and she's okay with that but I started wondering what will happen when I do find a girl I really like and want to go on a date with her."

That was his son, Kairos—always thinking ahead. "Well, you're too young to go on a date," Clark told his son. "You're only eight years old but I think you're old enough to get practice on how to ask a lady out and more importantly, how to treat her on a date. That way when you are ready to date, you are prepared."

That made senses to Kairos. Only one thing bothered him. "How will I get practice?"

"Why don't you practice on your Mommy?" Clark suggested.

Kairos frowned. "I can't date my Mommy."

Clark chuckled. "It's only practice, Kairos. Before you date a girl, you have to know how to treat a woman right and you start with the first woman you know: Mommy."

With that explanation, that made sense to Kairos. "Okay. How do we do that?"

"First, you think of a place you will like to take your date. Tonight we'll try dinner."

"McDonald's?" Kairos suggested.

Father and son entered the shed near the house. Clark placed the poles against the wall and Kairos placed the tackle box on the floor. As Clark removed his fishing vest, he told his son, "No. Never take a girl to McDonald's on a first date. That's a quick way to avoid getting a second date. It doesn't have to be an expensive or fancy restaurant but make sure dinner doesn't include a Happy Meal." Clark took Kairos' vest and hung it next to his. "We'll take Mommy to Tristan's. It's not cheap but it's not expensive either. I'll coach you on what you have to say and you'll call the restaurant and make the reservations."

"Reservations?" Kairos followed his Dad out of the shed. "You have to make an appointment to eat?"

Clark didn't think the average eight-year-old knew what reservations meant but Kairos had Kryptonian and Amazonian blood in him. He was the smartest child in his class. So smart in fact he was already skipping grades. He could be in high school with his intellect but his parents didn't want Kairos to get too far ahead and not have friends close to him in age.

Once inside the house, Clark searched for Tristan's number on his laptop. He practiced with Kairos on what he should say and then handed the phone to him so Kairos could dial and make the reservation.
The call was answered on its second ring.

"Hi. My name is Kairos Kent and I would like to make a reservation for dinner for my Mommy, my Daddy and me."

The maître d on the other end paused. If he didn't know any better, a child was on the phone making a reservation for dinner. "Uh…you are?"

"Yes. I would like to make a reservation, please."

"Um, why can't your Mommy or Daddy make the reservation, young man?"

"Daddy is teaching me how to ask a lady out on a date. We're gonna practice on Mommy. He said I have to make the reservations."

The maître d understood. He thought it was cute. He would have to try this with his son. "Ah, I see. So, your Daddy or Mommy will be paying for dinner?"

"My Daddy will 'cause I only have twenty dollars saved in my piggy bank."

The maître d chuckled. "I see. Well, we can accompany you, sir. Would you like to come at 6pm or 8pm?"

Kairos thought about it for a moment before reaching a decision. "I have to be in bed by nine so we can come at six."

"Very well. We will be expecting a party of three in the name of Kairos Kent at six."

"Yes, that's right."

"We'll see you then."

"Thank you. Goodbye." Kairos pressed the 'End' button on his father's cell phone. He let out a heavy breath. "I wasn't sure I would do it right. I think he was surprised I was making the reservations."

Clark chuckled, "Well, it's not common for a child to make reservations at a restaurant. With that out of the way, we can call Mommy."

Kairos scrolled through his father's contact list in search of Diana's name. "Daddy, what if Mommy says no? What about the reservations? Shouldn't I make them after I call Mommy?"

"First of all, your mother will not say no and if she did, you can always cancel the reservations. It's best to make the plans for the date first. You don't want to tell your date you have plans to dinner only to call back and say you don't."

Kairos understood that logic. "My date wouldn't like that, would she?"

"No. Now after you make plans, call your date. No texting. That is being lazy. You don't dawdle with the conversation. Make it light and comfortable. Even ask how she is doing. When you are ready, ask, 'Will you have dinner with me tonight?'"

Because of his sharp eidetic memory like his father, Kairos didn't need to write down what his father told him. "Okay. I got it." Kairos found Diana's name in his father's cellphone and pressed the call button.

Diana picked up the phone on the second ring. "Hello, Kal."

"No, Mommy, it's me, Kairos."

"Oh, hi, sweetie. Are you having fun with Daddy?"

"Yes, I am. How is your day, Mommy?"

"Oh," Diana sounded surprised. Kairos never asked that. "My day has been going well so far. I've spent most of the day catching up with my sisters at the Embassy and helping them with projects they have scheduled. Next time I visit them, I will bring you and Lyta."

"I've been thinking about you today, Mommy, and I'm sorry this is last minute but I want to take you on a date. Will you have dinner with me tonight?"

There was a paused, then a light laugh from Diana. "Oh, I would love to, Kairos."

"Daddy has to come, too, since he's driving and I don't know how to drive a car yet." He pouted, "I don't know how to fly yet, either."

Diana laughed over the phone. Kairos has been trying to fly since he was five. So far, he could jump well but not fly. "One thing at a time, Kairos. Dinner with my two favorite men. I couldn't ask for more."

"The time," Clark whispered to Kairos.

"Oh, yeah. I made reservations at Tristan's restaurant. We're supposed to be there at six."

"I'll leave right now so I can freshen up and look good for you."

Hearing the conversation, Clark signaled to Kairos to wrap it up.

"Okay. I'll see you later. Bye, Mommy." Kairos pressed the 'End' button. He smiled at the thumbs up approval his father was giving him. "Mommy will be home in time."

"That gives us enough time to pick out your clothes and take a shower."

"But I took one this morning," Kairos whined.

"Yes, but you've been out all day running around playing and fishing with me. You don't want to go on a date smelly." Clark picked up his son and carried him upstairs. "And since you are going on a practice date, I'll even let your borrow some of my cologne."

Kairos leaned on his father. "Getting ready for a date is a lot of work."

****

When Diana arrived home, she took a shower in preparation for her dinner date with Kairos. As she dried herself off, she wondered how this date came about. She thought it was so adorable her son called her and asked her out on a date. She knew her husband was the mastermind behind it all. She would have to thank him later.  

Diana stepped out of her bathroom wearing a dressing gown. She saw her husband tying his red tie in front of the mirror. He looked so good in his charcoal suit and white shirt. Nothing would give her more pleasure than undressing and having her way with him, but she had plans so Diana had to hold back. That was the only problem Diana could think of life after a child. She and Clark had to hold off being intimate where before they had children it was anytime, anyplace. Oh, well. Having a child was worth the sacrifice and if she couldn't have Clark now, she could certainly tease him until then.

Diana crossed the soft, plush carpet to Clark and wrapped her arms around him.

"You look sexy."

"Sorry, Ma'am. This is very inappropriate." Clark took Diana's hand off him. "I'm the chauffer. Mr. Kairos Kent would be very disappointed if his date hits on the chauffer and ignore him."

Diana stepped back. It was like that. She'll play Clark's game….for now. "Very well, but after I put Kairos to bed, I want his chauffer to put me to bed."

Clark cleared his throat. When Diana got that husky tone in her voice, it made him nervous. He never knew what she would do. "How…um, do you expect me to do that?"

Diana loosened her dressing gown and took Clark's right hand. "Well, I thought you would undress me and touch me," she placed his hand on her neck, "here," she moved down to a breast, "pay a lot of attention here with your fingers and lips." She moved lower over her stomach. Clark pulled his hand away before they reached her legs.

"I….. I think I'm going to check on your date. Stay here. He will pick you up at your door."

"All right." Diana opened her dressing gown and let it dropped to the floor.

"Oh, Rao." Clark felt his body heating up. His eyes turned a light shade of red. Clark bit his lips. His wife was so cruel at times. He wanted to stay. He really did but if he did, they would be late for dinner. Clark turned away, nearly sprinting from the room before he changed his mind.

Clark knocked on Kairos' door before entering the room, "Kairos, how's it going?"

Kairos was dressed in black shoes, a light blue shirt and navy suit minus his midnight blue tie which was in his hand. "Daddy, how do I put this tie on?"

"Kairos," Clark knelt before his son. The scent of Clark's cologne wafted around the room. Kairos smelled as if he took a bath in it. "How much cologne did you put on?"

"All over my body," Kairos answered.

Clark glanced at his cologne on Kairos' nightstand. His cologne was half full when he gave it to his son. Now it was almost gone. "Kairos, I told you to put a dab of it on your face."

"When Minka's Mommy and Daddy had a date night, Minka's Mommy put perfume all over her body. She said her Mommy wanted to smell good for Daddy 'cause they do nightly inspections over their bodies. So, I thought if Mommy did an inspection over my body I should be prepared." Kairos looked up at his father. "Daddy, do I have to do a nightly inspection over Mommy's body?"

"No!" Clark's face turned red and Kairos nearly jumped at his father's voice. "Uh, no," Clark said a little calmer. "No, you don't do that."

"Do you do nightly inspections over Mommy's body?" Kairos innocently asked his father.

"Uh, well," Clark stammered. This was so uncomfortable. "No, we don't. Mommy and I don't, uh, need to inspect our bodies. We, uh, know what's there and, um, know there is no need to inspect our bodies."

Clark stared at his son, hoping he didn't ask anymore questions. Kairos was always an inquisitive child, asking one question after the other. "Okay, Daddy."

Clark breathed a sigh of relief. "Good. Now before we meet Mommy, why don't I give you another bath so we can wash off some of my cologne."

"Why?"

Clark unbuttoned Kairos shirt and neatly laid it on the bed. "One of the rules of dating is that you never put on too much cologne. You don't want to knock your date out with it." He helped Kairos out of his pants. "Sometimes it can be too strong, distracting and a turn off for your date. Now back to the bath."

Kairos sighed as he stepped out of his pants. "Dating is a lot of work."

Clark chuckled. "You think this is hard, wait until you are in a relationship and married."

*****

Diana sat on the edge of her bed patiently waiting for her date. Dressed in a red sheath dress, silver shoes that matched her bracelets, Diana was nearly giddy with excitement. Her son was taking her out. This was so adorable. And her husband acting as chauffer….he will get a special thank you later.

A soft knock tapped her door. Diana went to the door and opened it. First, she saw Clark smiling at her. Looking down, she saw Kairos standing in front of his Daddy with a single red rose in his hand. Diana's heart melted at the sight.

Kairos held the rose to Diana, "Hi, Mommy. You look beautiful. I got this for you."

Diana bent to take the flower and kiss Kairos' cheek. "Thank you. This is beautiful and you smell so good."

"Daddy let me borrow his cologne," Kairos said proudly. "Are you ready to go?"

"Yes, I am."

Kairos stood by his mother's side as he walked with her down the stairs. He opened the door for Diana when leaving the house while Clark locked up. Kairos held Diana's hand as he walked her to the family car. He pressed the unlock button on the car key and opened the door for Diana.

"Why, thank you, Kairos." Diana gave her son another kiss on his cheek.

Kairos gave the keys to his father and climbed in the seat behind his Mommy.

"Why don't I get a kiss for opening the door for you?" Clark asked once he got in the car.

"You're the chauffer," Diana remarked back. "You don't get kisses."

Clark drove his family to Tristan's restaurant. After Clark parked the car, Kairos got out and opened Diana's door for her. He held his mother's hand as they entered the restaurant. They went to the maître d' station.

"Hi, I'm Kairos Kent. I called earlier for reservations for dinner with my Mommy and Daddy."

The maître d's face lit up in recognition. "Oh, you're the young man who called earlier. Yes, your table is ready, sir." The maître d' signaled a waitress. "Elise will show you to your table."

"Follow me," the perky young woman told the family.  

Their round clothed table was by the window. Tiny candles in short glasses were lit and fancy dinnerware was neatly placed on the table set for three. Kairos pulled out Diana's seat and gently pushed her to the table. He took his seat next to her, leaving Clark to sit between Kairos and the window. It wasn't a bad arrangement for he sat across from Diana and had a lovely view of his wife. Elise passed out the menus and left.

Diana opened the menu booklet. When she saw the prices, she was little concerned. "Kairos, you're not using the money in your piggy bank to pay for this, are you?"

"No, Mommy. Daddy is paying for dinner."

"Ah, I see." Diana sent Clark a smoldering gaze. She slipped off her right shoe and slipped her foot up Clark's leg. She stifled a laugh seeing Clark shift in his seat.

Elise returned five minutes later to take the others. While waiting for dinner, Kairos asked his mother, "Mommy, how was work at the Embassy?"

"It went well. Mara is handling her duties nicely. Your Aunt Donna stopped by from the Titan Tower. She's doing well and will be visiting for a few days next week."

"I like when Aunt Donna visits," Kairos said brightly. "Aunt Donna told me you and Daddy like it when she visits, too. She said you and Daddy like to play games together when she takes me and Lyta out."

Clark choked on his water. "Sorry," Clark apologized. "Water went down the wrong pipe."

Kairos asked innocently, "Why can't Lyta and I play games with you and Daddy?"

"Oh," Diana flushed. She was going to kill her sister. She never ceased in finding ways to embarrass her. "Nothing you would be interested in. Daddy and I spar."

Only spar? He knew his mother was Wonder Woman and she trained in her special room at home and on her home island, Themyscira. His Uncle Bruce taught him some skills but he thought his Mommy and Daddy did more than spar. "Spar? That's it? Aunt Donna said you and Daddy play BGI, OGI and SGI games. She said she's amazed you and Daddy still play a lot of those games now Lyta and I are here."

Clark once again chose the wrong moment to resume drinking his water. Instead of going down his throat, Clark spat out the water, showering the couple at the table next to them. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry." Clark repeated to the couple.

Kairos looked at his father annoyed. He knew Daddy sometimes pretended to be a klutz in public but he didn't think his Daddy would do it tonight. "Daddy, why can't you drink your water? I thought you weren't gonna be a klutz tonight."

"I'm sorry, son," Clark apologized. "I was caught off guard with the questions."

"Why? What's BGI, OGI and SGI?"

Diana knew if she try to divert Kairos from the questions, he will become even more curious. It was best to be honest. "BGI is Bedroom Gymnastics included. OGI is Outdoor Gymnastics and SGI is Space Gymnastics."

Kairos looked from his mother to his father and back to his mother again. "You do gym stunts in the bedroom? How come you and Daddy can jump on the bed but Lyta and I can't on ours?"

Diana vowed to make Donna pay for this. "Well, Kairos, your father and I have more control over our strength and our bed is sturdier than yours and Lyta's."

"So, you never broke the bed?"

Clark looked out the window, finding interest in the people in the parking lot and leaving Diana to answer. Diana decided Clark will pay, too. "It broke a couple of times. Your father can be an aggressive competitor in our gymnastic games but he always fixes the bed if it breaks."

"Oh, sure, blame me," Clark muttered. "It's always my fault."

Kairos ignored his Daddy and asked his Mommy, "Can I have a stronger bed like you so I can practice gymnastics on it?"

"No, dear. You are still in training. It's best you continue to practice in the training room."

Kairos accepted that. He wasn't as strong as his parents and he didn't have control over his powers like his parents. So, he understood he have to wait. "Okay. I'm hungry. I hope the waitress comes back soon."

"So, do I," Diana said.

Dinner carried on very smoothly after that. Dinner arrived and Kairos and Diana spent most of the time talking. Kairos talked of spending the day with his father, playing games, fishing, even making a trip to the Fortress to feed and play with the animals.

Kairos didn't hog the conversation. Clark watched his son interact with his mother. He asked his mother questions. He listened to her when she spoke, giving her his attention. Clark watched his son and wife interact with a warm heart. He chuckled at his son eating his food carefully, making sure he didn't spill any food on his clothes. Clark stared lovingly at his wife, watching her beautiful face light up at Kairos' joke. He stared at his son, seeing both his and his wife features in him. He couldn't be happier.

Ten years ago, Clark never thought it was possible. He never thought he would be happy again with a wife and a child of his own. He never thought he would have children but Diana gave him that great gift twice. He was sure there would be others.

After Clark paid for dinner, the Kent family left the restaurant and took in a family movie at the local theater before going home. Kairos opened the doors for Diana again at the theater, the car and when entering the house.

"Did you have a good time?" Kairos asked his mother.

"I had a wonderful time. Thank you for a lovely evening." Diana kissed Kairos' cheek again. "Why don't you go upstairs and get ready for bed. Your father and I will be there tuck you in."

"Okay."

Kairos bounced up the stairs. Diana turned to Clark as he slipped off his tie and jacket. "Are you still on duty, Mr. Chauffeur?"

Clark placed his jacket over his arm. "I am officially off duty."

Diana stepped to her husband and hugged him. "Thank you for a wonderful evening."

"I can't take the credit. Kairos was the one to keep you company. I sat back and watch."

"True, but I know it was your idea you do this. You wanted to show Kairos how to treat a lady when he goes on a date."

"You're right." Clark slipped from Diana's loving embrace and slipped into an easy chair. "That was the plan."

Diana stood behind the chair and leaned over. "I have to confess," she loosened the top three buttons of his shirt and slipped a hand inside, "I am very turned on now. As soon as we tuck Kairos in, I want us to go back to our bedroom where I," Diana whispered the salacious details in his ear.

Clark jumped to his feet. "I think Kairos is ready for bed now."



The End
Clark teaches his young son the world of dating by practicing on Diana.
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