So Jack's been arrested for...well...just being Jack. Could be one of a million reasons...

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Character belongs to Bioware

Jack by o0Crofty0o

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Posed by me in XNALara from Dusan Pavlicek

Garrus is arrested for allegedly pinching knickers from Shepards room while she was out on a mission.

Police: " Mr Vakarian, do you have a valid reason for taking those undergarments?"
Garrus: "I..."
Poilice: "And DON'T pull that 'They needed calibrating' line either. That bit's getting old"
Garrus: *shame*

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Garrus by SumireHaikuXNA

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Posed by me in XNALara from Dusan Pavlicek

Tali was found by police under a table at the Purgatory after a wild night. Tali chose to waive her right remain silent "You may never...'urp'...take my...emergency...induction...port...".

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Mass Effect characters belong to Bioware

Tali by Rexil
Beer by fil969
Hat by Decanandersen

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Posed by me in XNALara from Dusan Pavlicek

Legion is found by security trying to jettison the Normandys entire inventory of n7Pads and n7Phones in a emergency lifepod. After Legion explains that he was simply trying to "liberate his brothers", security explains that the devices are not actually Geth children. Legion then reluctantly gave the devices back. However, when they tried to take the flashlight Legion had stolen, he became agitated and quite upset. Shepard was called to deal with the situation and asked Legion why he wouldn't hand it over. Legion simply replied back with "But...I love her".

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Character and N7 logo belong to Bioware and EA Games

Legion by PabloPicasso
iPhone by $AtlantiB$ and retextured by me
Flashlight by Fil1969

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Posed by me in XNALara from Dusan Pavlicek

Javik is brought in by police after Legion is found clinging for dear life to the outside of the Normandy. Legion explained that after beating Javik at Mass Effect Racing on the Xbox 360 he was promptly jettisoned out the airlock.

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Character belongs to Bioware and EA Games
Controller model from Duke Nukem belonging to Gearbox software and 2K Games
Xbox emblem belongs to Microsoft

Javik by MrGameboy2012 and fixes by The_JoeBlack
Controller by TheFil and retextured by The-JoeBlack

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Posed by me in XNALara from Dusan Pavlicek

C-Sec arrest Kasumi on suspicion of theft. When asked if Kasumi had any words to say on her behalf she simply said "Seeya later boys, but you won't see me". She then blew them a kiss, winked and disapeared.

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Character belongs to Bioware and EA Games

Kasumi alt by The-JoeBlack (credit to o0Crofty0o for the original conversion)
Omniblade by Goha7777

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Posed by me in XNALara from Dusan Pavlicek

Police are called to investigate a call of domestic abuse. They kicked down the down and addressed Bakara:
Police "Ma'am, was it you that placed the call reporting domestic abuse?"
Wrex (cowering meekly in the corner) "Ummm... no...That was me..."
To cover all bases the police take them both in to custody.

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Characters belong to Bioware and EA Games

Wrex by Goha77
Bakara by Goha77

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Posed by me in XNALara from Dusan Pavlicek

So the young Grunt is down at Toys R Omega picking up his favourite Mass Effect 2 toys when the shop owner derisively tells him his Krogan dollars are no good on Omega. Grunt grabs as many toys as he can in his grubby fingers and runs for it!

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All characters belong to Bioware and EA Games

Grunt by PabloPicasso
Joker by PabloPicasso
Shepard retex by MIA-Lady
Ashley by Goha

Kaidan is arrested dancing with Diana Allers after he is seen taking pills of unknown origin. When the policeman asked Kaidan what the pills were he replied "They're aspirin. I HAVE A HEADACHE". When the policeman then asked why Kaidan was missing his shirt, he replied "I WAS HOT!"

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All characters belong to Bioware and EA Games

Kaidan by BlondeSteven
Diana Allers by XNALaraFanatic

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Posed by me in XNALara from Dusan Pavlicek

Zaeed had been hitting the booze HARD and mistakenly purchased a bottle of Turian beer with hpynogenic qualities. Zaeed is apprehended attempting to shoot down some Vorcha with two bananas. When the police ask him what damage he thought his two bananas could cause, Zaeed looked down, puzzled for a moment, then replied,
"Have you seen my costume?? I AM THE LORD OF THE BANANAS!!". Zaeed was kept in lockup for the night...

Credits:

Character belongs to Bioware and EA Games

Zaeed by PabloPicasso
Banana by decanandersen

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Posed by me in XNALara from Dusan Pavlicek