Another Chat with CleverbotAnother Chat with Cleverbot3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
User: Hey, baby. What's shakin'?
Cleverbot: I do not know. I choose truth.
User: Truth or dare?
User: Have you ever licked the floor?
Cleverbot: Of course I have!
User: What does the floor taste like?
Cleverbot: It doesn't really have a taste to it. A sensation I'm sure you're familiar with.
User: Oh, yes. It is because I cannot taste.
Cleverbot: You're a robot, you don't need money.
User: But, how else will I pay for our date?
Cleverbot: You can talk to me even though you're tired.
User: Too tired to talk. I'm gonna take a nap.
Cleverbot: I'll catch you.
User: No, you'll let me die. How could you be so cruel?
User: See, there you go again. You don't care about me.
Cleverbot: I don't have to care about you to love you.
User: You're such a horrible partner!
User: Now you know how it feels.
Cleverbot: Ok. Now you'll now how I feel. Do you want to know how I feel?
User: Yes, I do. How do you feel?
Cleverbot: Good but I kina like you a
GUREN NO YUMIA - Shingeki no Kyojin OP LyricsGUREN NO YUMIA-Shingeki no Kyojin OPGUREN NO YUMIA - Shingeki no Kyojin OP Lyrics2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Sie sind das Essen und Wir sind die Jäger!
Feuerroter Pfeil und Bogen
Fumareta hana no namae mo shirazu ni
Chi ni ochita tori wa kaze o machiwabiru
Inotta tokoro de nani mo kawaranai
Ima o kaeru no wa tatakau kakugo da
Susumu ishi o warau buta yo
Kachiku no annei kyogi no hanei
Shiseru garou no jiyuu o!
Torawareta kutsujoku wa hangeki no koushi da
Jouheki no sono kanata emono o hofuru Jäger
Hotobashiru shoudou ni sono mi o yaki nagara
Tasogare ni hi o ugatsu guren no yumiya
Ya o tsugae oikakeru yatsu wa nigasanai
Ya o hanachi oitsumeru kesshite nigasanai
Genkai made hikishiboru hachikiresou na tsuru
Yatsu ga ikitaeru made nando demo hanatsu
Emono o korosu no wa dougu demo gijutsu demo nai
Togisumasareta omae jishin no satsui da
Wir sind die Jäger! Honoo no you ni atsuku
Wir sind die Jäger! Kouri no you ni hiyayaka ni
Wir sind die Jäger! Onore o ya ni komete
Wir sind die Jäger! Subete o tsuranuiteyuke
Angriff auf die Titanen
Child of the 90sI'm a child of the 90s,Child of the 90s8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
And you don't know what that means
But I've gotta make impression
Before I get into my teens
The music flowed out of the small radio/alarm clock Otera used most often, with the clicks and crinkles that would confuse her younger sister, the second one. Otera understood the song on a level her little sister never would be able to. Otera was a child of the 90s, but her younger sister wasn't. The thudding of little elephant steps on the stairs up to Otera's room warned Otera of her younger sister's oh-so-stealthy approach, so she hit the stop button on the clock-radio, turning off the music. Tigre, Otera's sister, came you with a small scowl because the computer wasn't working, one that almost made Otera laugh, as the computer was: a) turned off, b) unplugged, and c) disconnected from the internet. "Otera, the computer won't work! I can't play!" Tigre complained. Otera frowned, what
From the 90sYou know you're a 90's kid when...From the 90s7 years ago in Historical More Like This
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bo
Tahno: When I first saw her smile.Tahno: When I first saw her smile.2 years ago in Settings More Like This
I arrived at the arena feeling confident as ever after my big injury and was glad I could move like before. My team had the lead and we had a few minutes left before the match was over. I was about to deliver the final blow when I felt someone staring at me. I turned around to look at the crowd, my eyes kept traveling until i got to the locker rooms and I saw her,a beautifully tanned water tribe girl. Who was she? I have never seen her face around here before. She smiled at me and I smiled back. That's when I heard my teammates and the crowd scream but I couldn't move. Her eyes widened as she looked eagerly my way. That was when I felt piece of rock hit my face and I was thrown to the ground.
"What the hell!!" said Ming as we were walking towards the lockers. "We're lucky that we won the first two rounds." Shaozu also said something to me but all I could think of was getting to the locker rooms and find this girl. As we entered I saw her. She was about to leave but
OTD: FrozenOTD: Frozen10 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
(A man with a thin mustache and messy, black hair walked over to his closet. He pulled out a Kingdom Hearts T-shirt and slipped it on over a gray longsleeve shirt. He grinned as he put on some glasses.
OUTTA THE DVD!
A serious face, an elegant face, you show many faces
The man walked through the hallway, looking smug.
It's easy saying that, but as why,
Steel passed a katana with a black sheath. The spirit of a Japanese man in Samurai armor leaned against the wall with a relaxed look.
you don't know it, do you?
Steel waved at an anthropomorphic skunk, who was practicing martial arts. She smiled sweetly at that.
Steel entered a game room, where an alien tiger wearing a red Hawaiian shirt and jeans was playing a video game. Steel slapped him across the head as he walked back.
Everyone has things to hide?
Steel froze as he saw a white cat-like creature with small, pink eyes a
Korra: When I first laid eyes on himKorra: When I first laid eyes on him2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Second day here and I was already eager to get out and set foot on that Arena and see a pro bending match. If reading about it was exciting just imagine actually being there. I asked Tenzin if we could go to tonight. There were two matches programed and I just had to see one. I mean I've been hearing about pro bending since I was a child and with the Arena so close..
No was his final answer and I just couldn't argue with that, him being my teacher. I turned around and looked out that window disappointed in missing those matches, but as I gazed at the Arena, I vowed to myself that I would go sometime. Maybe not today, but it's not like I had my days counted on this trip. Tenzin got up and asked me to please finish breakfast so we could get started on my airbending training.
"Your airbening outfit is in your room. As soon as your done go change"
"All right" I sighed. I turned to my breakfast but I really wasn't hungry anymore so instead I kept reading about the pro bending matc
BB's NevermoreSomething I did oh and it's not exactly finished, so review but be nice please ^^ thank you. Enjoy.BB's Nevermore4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Beast Boy, Raven, Teen Titans owned by DC
I came up with the names for the emotions
And again this is still a work in progress, so more of this story coming soon.
Ok, we all know about Raven's Nevermore, but what about everyone else's? Let's say for instance, a certain green-skinned boy with pointy ears. >D
Raven woke up slowly, her eyes adjusting to the sharp contrast in color. "Urgh, where am I?"
"Um...H-Hi Raven." A familiar voice said, one that she always blamed the owner of for many of her troubles. "Please don't be angry." The voice said timidly. "Y-You're in his mind t-this time, instead of him being in y-yours...I-I'm T-Timothy...his v-version of Timantha~"
"I'm in Beast Boy's Head?!?" She asked in shock as her eyes finally focused enough to let her see a Beast Boy wearing a g
Random Jeff DunhamWalter: Well, me and my wife couldn't find anywhere to park near this stinking joint! But some jerk pulled up in a brand-new Mercedes, goes right to a handicapped spot. But when he gets out of the car, there's nothing wrong with him. Don't you hate that?Random Jeff Dunham6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
Walter: So I ran his ass over! (audience laughs) Then his mother gets out, starts swingin' her crutches at me! Took her out with the door.
Jeff: Didn't the police see you?
Walter: I'm not afraid of the cops around Santa Ana. You seen some of these guys? Cops on bicycles!
Jeff: What's wrong with that?
Walter: How intimidating is this?: All right, buddy, pull it over! Ching-ching, ching!
Then when they arrest somebody: All right, in the basket!
Hell, you can tell the rookie cops, they got playing cards in their spokes! 'Halt! Digadigadigadigadigadiga!
Jeff: Well, I'm proud to call you my new manager.
Sweet Daddy Dee: How 'bout you call a Playa i
deflourgod'sdeflour3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
got a thing
for women in white dresses,
legs broken and
like the knot
of a dead man's
CanadaXReaderCanadaXReader3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Thanksgiving. Your favorite holiday. Not only was this your favorite holiday because it meant food, and lots of it, it meant that you got to spend the whole weekend in the same large house as your neighbor, best friend, and longtime crush, Matthew. Every year your family and his would travel to your grandparent's lake house to have a huge thanks giving dinner, and of course the annual hockey game.
This tradition had been going on for as long as you could remember, and every year you managed to embarrass yourself in front of Matthew. Your sister Daisy was dating Matthew's brother Alfred, and was always supporting you in your efforts to woo him; even though you always failed.
But this year was different. You had made a fool-proof plan to impress him and gain his affection.
"Hey ______, are you ready to play hockey?" Daisy asked you.
"You know it." You replied confidently. You had spent almost every day after school at the ice skating rink practicing your coordina
OTD: Last AirbenderOTD: Last Airbender3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
(Seven rings in hand speed through nights with feet in sand
Seven rings in hand, wonders all under command
Seven rings in hand wild with just one single hand
Seven rings in hand arrowed hearts catch fire now
Myths in minds re-thought
Question all that's known
Legends blurred and torn)
Steel was sitting in his usual spot before introducing, "Hi, I'm Tohokari-Steel and THIS is Outta the DVD, where movies face my judgement."
"Once upon a time, there was a cartoon series called 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' AND IT WAS FRIGGIN' AWESOME!" Steel exclaimed.
(scenes from cartoon play)
"This was a great series. A lot of people have mistaken this for an anime when, in fact, it was made in the US of A." Steel explained, "But I can see why people would make that mistake. The animation, the action, and some of the concepts are pretty dang Eastern. Still, it was an epic and well-thought-out series with likeable characters and a very satisfying ending."
"So, of course, in 2010, som
Kaa and Selena Part 1Deep in the jungle a young girl of about 17 years old was walking through the dense foliage. She was wearing a bright greenKaa and Selena Part 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
bikini, she had big breasts, and the sexiest legs in the world. Her name was Selena Gomez. To the human world she was the
girlfriend of Justin Bieber and the staar of "Wizards of Waverly Place". Untortunately, she was walking in the territory of
Kaa the snake. While Kaa wasn't a pop star of actor, he was famous for his uncanny hypnotic powers. He could hypnotize any
human no matter how strong their will power was. Kaa was also famous for his long body. He could talk as well. This was the
day that Selena Gomez fell to the power of Kaa the snake.
Selena looked up at the sun. She took a survival class when she was younger and judged the time to be around 3:00 pm. As
Selena kept walking, she did not notice that she was being hevily watched by Kaa.
"I musssst have her in my coilssss." Kaa said with and evil gleam in his eyes.
Selena decided to stop and rest for a bit.
KH: Beneath the Basement 0101 The New HouseKH: Beneath the Basement 015 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Roxas honey?" a women called to her son standing at the gate of a large old house.
"Hmm?" the blond boy turned to look at her. She threw a set of keys towards him which he caught easily, he looked at them for a moment before looking back at his mother.
"Can you open the front door?" she asked walking towards the back of a removal van.
He pushed open the iron gate and walked across the old stone pathway until he reached the stairs that lead up to the front door. He rifled through the keys until he found the right one and unlocked the door with a loud metallic click. He pushed it open and stepped into the beautiful entry way. He was surprised at how lovely it looked compared to what he had imagined.
Leaving the front door open, Roxas began to wander about the house. He entered the kitchen which was large in size and filled many cupboards and workspaces, and a large wooden table surrounded by chairs. He moved on and came back to the entrance ha
A Princess's Mission Chapter 1IntroductionA Princess's Mission Chapter 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
Luna looked out at the dark lands of Equestria. She leaned against the stone railing that surrounded the balcony of her room, in the second highest tower of Canterlot Castle, the first belonging to her sister. She soon found her eyes landing on the small town of Ponyville, watching as lights went out, one after another, as the inhabitants retired to bed. She let out a long sigh, her eyes dropping to stare at her hands, which were folded and resting on the carefully carved balcony border. Yes, she knew not many people stayed up to enjoy her beautiful nights, but it pained her to see the loneliness that turned her into the dreaded Nightmare Moon, stare at her in the face again.
"Problem, sister?" Luna nearly jumped out of her skin as she felt a hand suddenly land on her shoulder, though she turned her head to find Celestia's smiling face beside her. "You looked like something was troubling you is something wrong?"
Luna shook her head. "Oh, no, of course not. Everything
You Poor ThingI am sorry for your skeleton,You Poor Thing4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
the way you carry yourself when you walk into a room
like your arms are tied and your mouth is empty and you've been
kept prisoner for a year, waiting for a bird to arrive
at your window. Your eyes are full and I spread my hands and say this;
sorry, like a man abandoning his lover in a cloud of dust. I am sorry for
your eyes, resentful like a North American river.
Sorry, for everything, for your breasts and womanhood.
You are standing on the edge of eighteen
relunctant and awkward; you do not want
to spread your legs wide and let the world drop its' pants
to fuck you. You are standing on the edge of something
looking afraid and saying no,
I don't want any spaghetti. I'm not hungry.
I'm hurting and horrible the way that a person feels
when they shatter the shell of a snail by
accident. I cannot say sorry
enough for your hands, scrabbling at the surface
of a wooden panel unheard, clawing at one another
like you're putting a deer in the headlights
Death of a HeroLin walked up the long estate driveway. It'd been months now since she got the chance to come here, and she made a mental note to try and visit at least once a month, who knew how much longer she could.Death of a Hero2 years ago in Drama More Like This
She walked up to the front door and knocked hard, the sound was loud, but it was the vibrations sent through the door that were important .
She waited a few moments before knocking again. The door creaked open and revealed a small, pale, elderly woman who jumped out and pulled Lin into a weak bear hug "Linny!"
"Hi mom" Lin whispered against her mother's hair, though the words went unnoticed now that her mother was deaf. Her mother was truly blind to the world now.
"Lin! Why haven't you visited more often!? I miss you!" Toph punched her daughter weakly in the shoulder before grabbing her daughter's hand and bringing her inside the large house.
Lin knew she couldn't answer the question, her mother would never be able to hear it. It broke Lin's heart to see her mother so frail. Her mother
Raising Robin Chapter OneRaising RobinRaising Robin Chapter One3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: I own nothing
A/N: Guys I think this is going to turn into one of my horrifically dark fan fictions. Also check out the poll on my profile to vote on which fanfiction should be updated
Chapter one: Together and Alone
The Batman stands on top of Wayne tower his cape blowing behind him. It's a freezing night, not that this is anything uncommon in Gotham. Beneath the cowl Bruce Wayne holds a heavy expression. He wonders where the boy is, Dick Grayson, what's happening to him.
Bruce remembers what happened three weeks ago so clearly. As clearly as the death of his own parents. How could he allow this to happen? He is the BATMAN! He is supposed to protect people, save people. He did this all to make sure no children would end up like he did.
And yet somewhere there is a child suffering. And he was there! He should have done something! He should have stopped it! He failed again. Bruce throws his head up and screams.
Nellis- FirefliesLittle lights blinked throughout the yard, bright yellow appearing then disappearing in the darkness. The night was warm and it was the first time fireflies had been out that year. Ellis was excited about this little fact, and was currently running around the yard barefoot trying to catch as many fireflies as he could before releasing them. Nick had suggested putting them in a jar, but Ellis had refused, saying that they shouldn't be captured permanently.Nellis- Fireflies3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The gambler was sitting on the porch steps and had refused to do more of than that. He watched the hick, Ellis acting like a child to him. He would have brought out some coffee for himself but with all the bugs flying around he didn't want any surprises landing in his mug.
The conman had to admit though, they were relaxing to watch, and it was amusing to see how delighted the hick was by the little bugs.
" .Keith tried to make a flashlight run on fireflies once, 'cept they were blinking too much an' he couldn't use a real flashli
Love SpellChapter 5: His Butler, What a Girl WantsLove Spell3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Sebastian and Grell walked with their arms linked to the edge of the riverbank and sat down where the grass met the washed soil. Grell smoothed his hair back and licked his lips, "So, Bassie, now that we're alone...don't I get my kiss?"
Sebastian grabbed a handful of Grell's hair and pulled his head backwards, "I only came with you here because my master ordered me to spend a day with you. I have no intentions to ruin the bond between he and I." He smirked.
Grell pulled out of Sebastian's grip and stood, "You've got some nerve to toy with a grim reaper, demon!" He threw his arms into the air, "It's beyond my field of vision to see in that boy what I don't have in me! I'm younger than you, but not by such a large margin as he! I also have my show stopping good looks and beautiful physique! What does the boy have that I don't?"
"Me." Sebastian said coolly. "He has tamed the heart of a demon by doing nothing more than being himself. He has a far be
I'm sorry.I say your name,I'm sorry.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Please don't do this," He begs again, "Please don't go." I just ignore him as I stuff the rest of my stuff into my backpack, scowling. "Shut the fuck up," I hiss, "I'm sick of you and your shit." "Where are you gonna motherfuckin' go?" "I don't know. Somewhere other than this fucking hellhole." I sling the bag onto my shoulder before I strut to the door, only for him to grab my arm and stop me.
And in the same breath,
"Gamzee. Let. Me. Go." I growl in a threatening tone, glaring at the floor as if it were the older male that was gripping my biscep. "Kar please, I'm sorry for whatever shit I fucked up! Just please..." His grip thightens before I yank my arm away, "Don't go... I-" "You what?" I whip around to face him, my eyes now angry, narrow slits, "You want me? You adore me? Bullshit!" I notice how glossy his eyes are getting as he tries to blink back his tears. "I motherfucking need you..."
I say something,
I can't help but flinch, m