Another Chat with CleverbotAnother Chat with Cleverbot3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
User: Hey, baby. What's shakin'?
Cleverbot: I do not know. I choose truth.
User: Truth or dare?
User: Have you ever licked the floor?
Cleverbot: Of course I have!
User: What does the floor taste like?
Cleverbot: It doesn't really have a taste to it. A sensation I'm sure you're familiar with.
User: Oh, yes. It is because I cannot taste.
Cleverbot: You're a robot, you don't need money.
User: But, how else will I pay for our date?
Cleverbot: You can talk to me even though you're tired.
User: Too tired to talk. I'm gonna take a nap.
Cleverbot: I'll catch you.
User: No, you'll let me die. How could you be so cruel?
User: See, there you go again. You don't care about me.
Cleverbot: I don't have to care about you to love you.
User: You're such a horrible partner!
User: Now you know how it feels.
Cleverbot: Ok. Now you'll now how I feel. Do you want to know how I feel?
User: Yes, I do. How do you feel?
Cleverbot: Good but I kina like you a
deflourgod'sdeflour3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
got a thing
for women in white dresses,
legs broken and
like the knot
of a dead man's
Tahno: When I first saw her smile.Tahno: When I first saw her smile.3 years ago in Settings More Like This
I arrived at the arena feeling confident as ever after my big injury and was glad I could move like before. My team had the lead and we had a few minutes left before the match was over. I was about to deliver the final blow when I felt someone staring at me. I turned around to look at the crowd, my eyes kept traveling until i got to the locker rooms and I saw her,a beautifully tanned water tribe girl. Who was she? I have never seen her face around here before. She smiled at me and I smiled back. That's when I heard my teammates and the crowd scream but I couldn't move. Her eyes widened as she looked eagerly my way. That was when I felt piece of rock hit my face and I was thrown to the ground.
"What the hell!!" said Ming as we were walking towards the lockers. "We're lucky that we won the first two rounds." Shaozu also said something to me but all I could think of was getting to the locker rooms and find this girl. As we entered I saw her. She was about to leave but
Korra: When I first laid eyes on himKorra: When I first laid eyes on him3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Second day here and I was already eager to get out and set foot on that Arena and see a pro bending match. If reading about it was exciting just imagine actually being there. I asked Tenzin if we could go to tonight. There were two matches programed and I just had to see one. I mean I've been hearing about pro bending since I was a child and with the Arena so close..
No was his final answer and I just couldn't argue with that, him being my teacher. I turned around and looked out that window disappointed in missing those matches, but as I gazed at the Arena, I vowed to myself that I would go sometime. Maybe not today, but it's not like I had my days counted on this trip. Tenzin got up and asked me to please finish breakfast so we could get started on my airbending training.
"Your airbening outfit is in your room. As soon as your done go change"
"All right" I sighed. I turned to my breakfast but I really wasn't hungry anymore so instead I kept reading about the pro bending matc
GUREN NO YUMIA - Shingeki no Kyojin OP LyricsGUREN NO YUMIA-Shingeki no Kyojin OPGUREN NO YUMIA - Shingeki no Kyojin OP Lyrics2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Sie sind das Essen und Wir sind die Jäger!
Feuerroter Pfeil und Bogen
Fumareta hana no namae mo shirazu ni
Chi ni ochita tori wa kaze o machiwabiru
Inotta tokoro de nani mo kawaranai
Ima o kaeru no wa tatakau kakugo da
Susumu ishi o warau buta yo
Kachiku no annei kyogi no hanei
Shiseru garou no jiyuu o!
Torawareta kutsujoku wa hangeki no koushi da
Jouheki no sono kanata emono o hofuru Jäger
Hotobashiru shoudou ni sono mi o yaki nagara
Tasogare ni hi o ugatsu guren no yumiya
Ya o tsugae oikakeru yatsu wa nigasanai
Ya o hanachi oitsumeru kesshite nigasanai
Genkai made hikishiboru hachikiresou na tsuru
Yatsu ga ikitaeru made nando demo hanatsu
Emono o korosu no wa dougu demo gijutsu demo nai
Togisumasareta omae jishin no satsui da
Wir sind die Jäger! Honoo no you ni atsuku
Wir sind die Jäger! Kouri no you ni hiyayaka ni
Wir sind die Jäger! Onore o ya ni komete
Wir sind die Jäger! Subete o tsuranuiteyuke
Angriff auf die Titanen
Revenge"This has got to stop," Yaten growled, crossing his arms across his chest. His green eyes glittered dangerously as he regarded Seiya from across the room. The handsome, black-haired singer was leaning casually against the receptionist's desk, flirting openly with her. "He acts like he's God's gift to women!"Revenge11 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Taiki shrugged noncommittally. "He is, really. Everyone seems to be smitten with our proverbial 'golden boy'," he stated matter-of-factly.
Yaten snorted, then blinked as an idea came to him. "Taiki, you're a genius!"
"Well, yes," the tallest Light replied slowly, "but I don't see what that has to do with anything."
Yaten smirked, an expression that somehow did not seem to detract from the handsome boy's features. "Not yet, you don't, but you just gave me a great idea..."
* * *
Seiya yawned again as he strolled out into the living room, rubbing his hand through is thick, dark hair, trying to wake up. He just was not
Pandora HeartsTheir wombPandora Hearts3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Was their mother's tomb
The name they share is "Alice"
They grew up in the Abyss
Two colors tell them apart
Tell us where they end & Start
Both twins, alike in looks
Are nothing like the fairytale books
White Alice hides
In the Abyss day and night
Black Alice stays
In the tower Glen made
A set of twins
Born in Abyss
Because of time
Some days they miss
Side by side
In two separate worlds
With one soul they collide
Oz is the name
Both Rabbits received
Sharing the mother
The twins did not see
From dear Lacie
To Jack they go
Without a Key
A world of Beauty
Because of Jack
& his torn up heart
The Baskervilles sigh
& bow their heads
Now they mourn
Their master is dead
Along comes Break
To find the truth
Investigates the past
And the secrets of their youth
Oz is reborn
With the Body of Jack
He must find his sin
And take it all back
Yet Lacie remains
Dead and gone
& Jack still waits
To hear her song...
Colosseum Extended EndingAs Wes, Rui, and the others watched as the legendary Ho-Oh took its leave, Evice grabbed everyone's attention with a series of sinister cackles. Wes and the others turned to him.Colosseum Extended Ending4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"You think this is over?" he snickered, "You think that this is the end of the glorious Shadow Pokemon age, well your wrong..."
"Right, right," Duking interrupted, "you can tell everything to the authorities now."
"Oh, you can bet on that." Nascour started.
"This is NOT over Wes," Evice spat as the authorities began to restrain him, "and it will never be over, as long as YOU live, the reign of Cipher WILL come to light!!!"
And with that, Evice and Nascour were taken from the stadium. Wes simply watched as they were brought into the elevator. Just before they were brought down, Evice shot him a wicked grin, confident in his words. Rui turned to Wes, aware of his unease.
"Don't listen to him Wes." she said sweetly, placing a gentle hand on his shoulder.
Wes turned and gave her a rather blank stare. He then
BB's NevermoreSomething I did oh and it's not exactly finished, so review but be nice please ^^ thank you. Enjoy.BB's Nevermore4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Beast Boy, Raven, Teen Titans owned by DC
I came up with the names for the emotions
And again this is still a work in progress, so more of this story coming soon.
Ok, we all know about Raven's Nevermore, but what about everyone else's? Let's say for instance, a certain green-skinned boy with pointy ears. >D
Raven woke up slowly, her eyes adjusting to the sharp contrast in color. "Urgh, where am I?"
"Um...H-Hi Raven." A familiar voice said, one that she always blamed the owner of for many of her troubles. "Please don't be angry." The voice said timidly. "Y-You're in his mind t-this time, instead of him being in y-yours...I-I'm T-Timothy...his v-version of Timantha~"
"I'm in Beast Boy's Head?!?" She asked in shock as her eyes finally focused enough to let her see a Beast Boy wearing a g
Thomas in love Thomas in loveThomas in love7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was springtime at Sodor High. The snow was gone. Birds were singing. And fatty even shaved his back (about time). Unfortunately, this meant he decided it was time to show off his newfound skin & ran around topless! It was coincidently around this time when most of the people went blind. One day, Diesel was walking around with a cane & sunglasses & whacking Toby.
Toby (whining like the wuss he is): Ouch!
Diesel (Sarcastically): Oops. Sorry! I didnt see you in front of me (whacks Toby again while laughing).
Just then, Edward came by with a clipboard.
Edward: Excuse me. But would you like to sign this petition to make fatty put his shirt back on and never go topless in public again?
Diesel: Give me that!
Diesel grabbed the cl
OTD: Last AirbenderOTD: Last Airbender4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
(Seven rings in hand speed through nights with feet in sand
Seven rings in hand, wonders all under command
Seven rings in hand wild with just one single hand
Seven rings in hand arrowed hearts catch fire now
Myths in minds re-thought
Question all that's known
Legends blurred and torn)
Steel was sitting in his usual spot before introducing, "Hi, I'm Tohokari-Steel and THIS is Outta the DVD, where movies face my judgement."
"Once upon a time, there was a cartoon series called 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' AND IT WAS FRIGGIN' AWESOME!" Steel exclaimed.
(scenes from cartoon play)
"This was a great series. A lot of people have mistaken this for an anime when, in fact, it was made in the US of A." Steel explained, "But I can see why people would make that mistake. The animation, the action, and some of the concepts are pretty dang Eastern. Still, it was an epic and well-thought-out series with likeable characters and a very satisfying ending."
"So, of course, in 2010, som
Kaa and Selena Part 1Deep in the jungle a young girl of about 17 years old was walking through the dense foliage. She was wearing a bright greenKaa and Selena Part 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
bikini, she had big breasts, and the sexiest legs in the world. Her name was Selena Gomez. To the human world she was the
girlfriend of Justin Bieber and the staar of "Wizards of Waverly Place". Untortunately, she was walking in the territory of
Kaa the snake. While Kaa wasn't a pop star of actor, he was famous for his uncanny hypnotic powers. He could hypnotize any
human no matter how strong their will power was. Kaa was also famous for his long body. He could talk as well. This was the
day that Selena Gomez fell to the power of Kaa the snake.
Selena looked up at the sun. She took a survival class when she was younger and judged the time to be around 3:00 pm. As
Selena kept walking, she did not notice that she was being hevily watched by Kaa.
"I musssst have her in my coilssss." Kaa said with and evil gleam in his eyes.
Selena decided to stop and rest for a bit.
Theories about ShauniTheories about Shauni4 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Theories about Shauni.
Theory number 1 by Juditangelo: "Jade, when she was "Shauni" ( The DomZ Priest source of power, as he said in the game) was stolen from him long time ago, maybe in crystalized form of something similar and they hide it from him for a long time. Many years had pass and they thought of an idea: To implant Shauni in a female human and turn it into human, so the essence would be in disguised with the human essence for she can easily hide. And thats how Jade was born. Later her parents gave Jade to Pey"J when they got caught. "
Theory number 2 by AnyaAuditore14: "Jade is human herself but she have Shauni in her womb. About 20 generations ago her ancestor, a priestess of the DomZ religion ( at the time, the Planet of the DomZ and the entire System 4 were at peace) gave a curse to the source of energy: Shauni, because the source sacrificed the priestess sister in whom she had an relationship with the DomZ Priest. The priestess deceived the DomZ Empress ( maybe
OTD: Favorite Anime OpeningsSteel and Kyubey were surrounded by robots. They were large, bulky, an iron shade of gray with no visible heads, only red visors where the neck area should be, no legs, only a set of rockets that kept them at eye-level, and long gun barrels for arms.OTD: Favorite Anime Openings6 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
You two have been discovered critiquing movies. That act has been outlawed ever since the first of the year. the robot stated.
“You didn’t tell me these things were coming, WHY?” Steel asked.
“Your suffering was too fun.” Kyubey replied.
“Well, because of your sadism, we’re surrounded without weapons and I assume you can’t just consume them?”
“One at a time, but I wouldn’t worry. If I get holes shot into me, I’ve got more bodies waiting. YOU, on the other hand...”
In accordance with the new law, you are under arrest and will stand trial at the hands of our lord, Dark-
At that point, a large and heavy hook sailed through the air a
Every Time A Bell RingsEvery Time A Bell Rings5 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Every Time a Bell Rings"
"Daddy, listen! Do you hear that? A bell is ringing!"
"That's right, honey! And every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings!" the vid screen chimed. It became sort of an unofficial holiday tradition to watch this home vid of the Gibson family enjoying a moment in time during a Christmas party, which has become even harder to watch every year.
"I don't know why I put myself through this." Max mumbled to herself as she switched off the vid screen, lifting herself off the couch, and towards the kitchen for a mug of hot chocolate. It's been about fifteen years since she saw her entire family together like that. It's been ten years since she felt what Christmas actually felt like. As much as she loved the snow covered sidewalks, the snow covered buildings, and the snow covered card parked along the streets, it just didn't feel like Christmas unless you had a family around.
It has been at least seven years since Max finally moved out of the apartment
Nicktoons: Battle for Volcano Island CH1Nicktoons: Battle for Volcano IslandNicktoons: Battle for Volcano Island CH12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1: Summoning
On an island in the middle of the sea, four crabs encircled a glowing crystal, raising their claws up and down as they chanted, "Hoo, haw, hoo, haw..." Above them a swirling vortex of energy rumbled. One of the crabs stepped back and observed the ritual; he had a white beard and carried a staff with feathers.
"We can wait no longer," he said, "it is time."
Lifting his claws into the air, he continued, "Only the Chosen Ones can save us from..." The crab looked at the volcano in the middle of the island, which smoldered and billowed smoke from its top.
As the ritual continued, a purple beam of energy streaked from the volcano's peak and was about to strike the glowing crystal when the crab lifted his staff and stopped it in its tracks.
"No, not yet!" he cried out. It took all his strength to hold back the attack.
Suddenly, there was an explosion of light. When it faded, the beam was gone and the rit
OTD: FrozenOTD: Frozen2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
(A man with a thin mustache and messy, black hair walked over to his closet. He pulled out a Kingdom Hearts T-shirt and slipped it on over a gray longsleeve shirt. He grinned as he put on some glasses.
OUTTA THE DVD!
A serious face, an elegant face, you show many faces
The man walked through the hallway, looking smug.
It's easy saying that, but as why,
Steel passed a katana with a black sheath. The spirit of a Japanese man in Samurai armor leaned against the wall with a relaxed look.
you don't know it, do you?
Steel waved at an anthropomorphic skunk, who was practicing martial arts. She smiled sweetly at that.
Steel entered a game room, where an alien tiger wearing a red Hawaiian shirt and jeans was playing a video game. Steel slapped him across the head as he walked back.
Everyone has things to hide?
Steel froze as he saw a white cat-like creature with small, pink eyes a
Team Silversoul BiosTeam SilversoulTeam Silversoul Bios5 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Joined In: Been on the team since the beginning
Joined Because....: He wanted to be a heroic leader of a team, so he formed one with Aura.
Date Status: In love with Crystal the Weavile of Team Explorers
Theme Song: "So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin
Known Family: Flurry (sister)
Moves Used: ice Beam, Ice Shard, Blizzard, Shadow Ball, Metal Claw, Swords Dance, Fury Swipes, Night Slash, Dark Pulse
Likes: Helping his team, being with other teams (especially Team Explorers), keeping order, meeting new individuals, seing his team grow stronger.
Dislikes: Evil teams, seeing his friends in grave danger, Sparky when he's annoying, having to get on his bad side....which you NEVER wanna see happen!
Bio: As a young Sneasel, Blizzard was the eldest sibling (despite only having his younger sister, Flurry) and lived a pretty happ
CanadaXReaderCanadaXReader4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Thanksgiving. Your favorite holiday. Not only was this your favorite holiday because it meant food, and lots of it, it meant that you got to spend the whole weekend in the same large house as your neighbor, best friend, and longtime crush, Matthew. Every year your family and his would travel to your grandparent's lake house to have a huge thanks giving dinner, and of course the annual hockey game.
This tradition had been going on for as long as you could remember, and every year you managed to embarrass yourself in front of Matthew. Your sister Daisy was dating Matthew's brother Alfred, and was always supporting you in your efforts to woo him; even though you always failed.
But this year was different. You had made a fool-proof plan to impress him and gain his affection.
"Hey ______, are you ready to play hockey?" Daisy asked you.
"You know it." You replied confidently. You had spent almost every day after school at the ice skating rink practicing your coordina
OTD: Sucker PunchOTD: Sucker Punch2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
“I’m Tohokari-Steel, THIS was Outta the DVD, and I’m-”
The entire HQ was consumed by a fiery explosion. The house was blown to pieces. Eventually. the OTD crew got out, looking battered, but no more.
“HOW did that not kill us?” Bindi asked.
“Well, I think it has to do with...” Xem was interrupted as they saw Steel pull himself out, just looking shocked.
“It’s gone...everything...gone.” He said.
Steel and his crew were sitting on a couch in Dez’s house.
“Y’know, I’m glad to let you guys crash here, but I don’t appreciate Steel drinking all my Coke.” Dez stated.
“I’m troubled.” Steel stated, dully.
“How’d your place blow up, anyway?” Dez asked, sitting down.
“Well, we found out what caused that explosion.” Xem said, “Turns out that Steve left some crates of gasoline next to the furnace.&
KH: Beneath the Basement 0101 The New HouseKH: Beneath the Basement 016 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Roxas honey?" a women called to her son standing at the gate of a large old house.
"Hmm?" the blond boy turned to look at her. She threw a set of keys towards him which he caught easily, he looked at them for a moment before looking back at his mother.
"Can you open the front door?" she asked walking towards the back of a removal van.
He pushed open the iron gate and walked across the old stone pathway until he reached the stairs that lead up to the front door. He rifled through the keys until he found the right one and unlocked the door with a loud metallic click. He pushed it open and stepped into the beautiful entry way. He was surprised at how lovely it looked compared to what he had imagined.
Leaving the front door open, Roxas began to wander about the house. He entered the kitchen which was large in size and filled many cupboards and workspaces, and a large wooden table surrounded by chairs. He moved on and came back to the entrance ha
The Tragic Story of Betty, Bruce, and The HulkThe Tragic Story of Betty, Bruce, and The Hulk4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Shades of Green: One Month
The Tragic Story of Betty, Bruce, and The Hulk
The Living/Lounge Room
Janet was talking on her cellphone, sprawled out on the couch watching cartoons, seemingly unaware of Shego's approach. Without so much as a brief greeting, Shego rested herself on the couch beside Janet. It was when Shego turned her attention towards Janet did the cheerful brunette take notice, a warm and friendly smile gracing her lovely features, but this did nothing to change Shego's emotionless expression. It was then that a hint of concern appeared on Janet's visage, causing her gently to bite her lip as she decided to end her conversation with Carol, who was still vacationing in Florida.
"Hey, Carol, I'll have to call you back, okay?", Janet responded to her friend on the phone, getting an immediate response from Carol.
"Yeah, Sheena needs someone to talk to.", Janet replied after releasing a light sigh.
"I don't know, Carol. You'll have to ask her that yourself when