Another Chat with CleverbotAnother Chat with Cleverbot2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
User: Hey, baby. What's shakin'?
Cleverbot: I do not know. I choose truth.
User: Truth or dare?
User: Have you ever licked the floor?
Cleverbot: Of course I have!
User: What does the floor taste like?
Cleverbot: It doesn't really have a taste to it. A sensation I'm sure you're familiar with.
User: Oh, yes. It is because I cannot taste.
Cleverbot: You're a robot, you don't need money.
User: But, how else will I pay for our date?
Cleverbot: You can talk to me even though you're tired.
User: Too tired to talk. I'm gonna take a nap.
Cleverbot: I'll catch you.
User: No, you'll let me die. How could you be so cruel?
User: See, there you go again. You don't care about me.
Cleverbot: I don't have to care about you to love you.
User: You're such a horrible partner!
User: Now you know how it feels.
Cleverbot: Ok. Now you'll now how I feel. Do you want to know how I feel?
User: Yes, I do. How do you feel?
Cleverbot: Good but I kina like you a
KH: Beneath the Basement 0101 The New HouseKH: Beneath the Basement 015 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Roxas honey?" a women called to her son standing at the gate of a large old house.
"Hmm?" the blond boy turned to look at her. She threw a set of keys towards him which he caught easily, he looked at them for a moment before looking back at his mother.
"Can you open the front door?" she asked walking towards the back of a removal van.
He pushed open the iron gate and walked across the old stone pathway until he reached the stairs that lead up to the front door. He rifled through the keys until he found the right one and unlocked the door with a loud metallic click. He pushed it open and stepped into the beautiful entry way. He was surprised at how lovely it looked compared to what he had imagined.
Leaving the front door open, Roxas began to wander about the house. He entered the kitchen which was large in size and filled many cupboards and workspaces, and a large wooden table surrounded by chairs. He moved on and came back to the entrance ha
GUREN NO YUMIA - Shingeki no Kyojin OP LyricsGUREN NO YUMIA-Shingeki no Kyojin OPGUREN NO YUMIA - Shingeki no Kyojin OP Lyrics1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Sie sind das Essen und Wir sind die Jäger!
Feuerroter Pfeil und Bogen
Fumareta hana no namae mo shirazu ni
Chi ni ochita tori wa kaze o machiwabiru
Inotta tokoro de nani mo kawaranai
Ima o kaeru no wa tatakau kakugo da
Susumu ishi o warau buta yo
Kachiku no annei kyogi no hanei
Shiseru garou no jiyuu o!
Torawareta kutsujoku wa hangeki no koushi da
Jouheki no sono kanata emono o hofuru Jäger
Hotobashiru shoudou ni sono mi o yaki nagara
Tasogare ni hi o ugatsu guren no yumiya
Ya o tsugae oikakeru yatsu wa nigasanai
Ya o hanachi oitsumeru kesshite nigasanai
Genkai made hikishiboru hachikiresou na tsuru
Yatsu ga ikitaeru made nando demo hanatsu
Emono o korosu no wa dougu demo gijutsu demo nai
Togisumasareta omae jishin no satsui da
Wir sind die Jäger! Honoo no you ni atsuku
Wir sind die Jäger! Kouri no you ni hiyayaka ni
Wir sind die Jäger! Onore o ya ni komete
Wir sind die Jäger! Subete o tsuranuiteyuke
Angriff auf die Titanen
KH An Unexpected Kiss 0101KH An Unexpected Kiss 015 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Come on! This way!" a short blonde boy yelled happily tugged on his taller friend's sleeve.
"I know which way it is!" the taller boy laughed. "How can you be so excited for so early in the morning?"
The blonde boy bounced back over to him, swinging his back pack carelessly.
"Because it's the first day of our new school, that's why!"
The taller boy groaned slightly at his friend's cheerfulness before laughing as he tripped over a low bush. The blonde composed himself before beginning to skip along the path again. The tall boy ruffled his overgrown purple fringe as he always did and followed along.
They joined the steady stream of students as they reached the gates of the school. The purple haired boy pulled his blond friend closer to him in fear of losing him as the crowds thickened. They looked around the grounds as they crossed the yard and the purple haired boy suddenly stopped dead in his tracks.
The blonde turned around and followed his friends stare, which was towards a
Nellis- FirefliesLittle lights blinked throughout the yard, bright yellow appearing then disappearing in the darkness. The night was warm and it was the first time fireflies had been out that year. Ellis was excited about this little fact, and was currently running around the yard barefoot trying to catch as many fireflies as he could before releasing them. Nick had suggested putting them in a jar, but Ellis had refused, saying that they shouldn't be captured permanently.Nellis- Fireflies3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The gambler was sitting on the porch steps and had refused to do more of than that. He watched the hick, Ellis acting like a child to him. He would have brought out some coffee for himself but with all the bugs flying around he didn't want any surprises landing in his mug.
The conman had to admit though, they were relaxing to watch, and it was amusing to see how delighted the hick was by the little bugs.
" .Keith tried to make a flashlight run on fireflies once, 'cept they were blinking too much an' he couldn't use a real flashli
KH-The Contract - Day 01The Meeting, All Hallows EveKH-The Contract - Day 015 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I've never liked my life. I was only seventeen when it happened, when he took me. I had heard the stories, the circulated from village to village and I had even seen one. He had long black hair and on his had I saw the mark, three black lines. If had known then that I would become one of them, I don't know what I would have done.
The pain as his teeth sank into my neck was unbearable. And I can still remember the taste of his blood; I lay there for three days until I awoke again. He was waiting for me his eyes such a vicious orange, and unlike the others he had dark skin which made his white hair, if possible even whiter.
He was the first, unmarked but we knew he was number one. He was after all our master, and we were slaves to him. Our contracts signed with the blood he stole from us. My contract kept me bound to him, but there was a way, a way I could earn my freedom.
Every year on the one day that creatures of old, like myself can return unnotice
Letter to Kelly and JennDear Jenn and Kelly,Letter to Kelly and Jenn3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
There wasn't a lot to me before anime came into my life
It was just a black and white monotonous world
With the only end in sight being death
I planned my life out from beginning to the end as just another drop in the bucket
No one would care whether I got high grades or book awards
My life was empty
But then you two came along with Demyx time
The day I first saw Jenn on my laptop was when things started to turn around again
I had heard of cosplay groups before but none had really ever touched me like you guys
You made me smile when the whole world was turned against me
You made me cry with happiness even if those tears were once of sorrow
I believed once again in hope and laughter
And me getting the courage to be myself was also thanks to you
I sometimes think that everything good in my life has come along because of you two
Because you guys role playing on YouTube made me laugh when no one could even get me to smile
I heard that you guys aren't going to do
.:Roxion:. TwelveChapter 12 Here Come the Boys.:Roxion:. Twelve6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Zexion sat at his desk tapping away at his laptop; it was after two in the morning but Zexion was wide awake. Roxas was fast asleep under Zexion duvet, Zexion smiled inwardly and turned back to the screen. A small window was open and on it was the web cam feed from his dad.
.:Zex:. says: So youll meet us there?
Cid says: Yes, my flight arrives half an hour before you. I will meet you in the airport and we will go down together.
.:Zex:. says: how long does it take to get from china?
Cid says: about 5 hours
.:Zex:. says: okay, Im going to bed, Im tired and its late
Cid says: no problem, say hello to your mother for me?
.:Zex:. says: yea, no problem see you later
Cid says: bye
.:Zex:. says: bye
Zexion shut off his laptop and shuffled into bed beside Roxas, Roxas rolled over still asleep and cuddled in
The Shattered Glass 01OneThe Shattered Glass 016 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
4 months since Demyx had disappeared. Roxas had had cried for the first two days after receiving the letter that had told him he was leaving. The note was hurried, with many uncorrected mistakes and blotched with tears.
His mother refused to leave the house, but Roxas knew he had to go back to school. To live his life, Demyx wanted that. Life must go on
Roxas walked up the path towards his school, surrounded by students. Many looked at him with a look that said Poor kid but the rest looked onwards unaware of his existence through the crowd. Roxas paid no attention to any of them but continued to walk undisturbed until a hand flew out and caught a hold of his wrist.
Roxas! the small boy in front of him was breathing heavily. He had obviously just ran to catch up with his friend.
Hi Sora. Roxas replied blankly.
How are you?
Fine he replied just as blank. Sora looked down at his feet as they walked sa
.:Roxion:. NineChapter 9 - Dizzy.:Roxion:. Nine6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Demyx walked with Zexion along the corridor, they were on their way to get some drinks and snacks for later that night. They made their way into the dining hall and Zexion stood at the counter waiting to be served. Demyx wandered off slightly, looking around the tall room, he stopped before he reached the corner where the main dining area was. He quickly and quietly ran back to Zexion and tugged on his arm. Zexion was holding his hand out as the lady placed a few coins into it, he opened his mouth to ask Demyx what was going on but Demyx silenced him. He carefully dragged Zexion to the corner of the room; Zexion peered around the corner and almost gasped out loud.
So you saw people from your old school here? a man was sat at a table writing on a piece of paper in front of him. He had long black hair with several whit streaks across it. He had light brown eyes, almost orange but one was hidden beneath a black eye patch, Zexion looked over and saw
Blind Date 1 RikuxSora Blind DateBlind Date 1 RikuxSora5 years ago in Teen More Like This
"RIKU, GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE OR YOUR GONNA BE SORRY!" The spiky red headed young adult called in his booming voice. It was no secret that the teen didn't want to follow through on their deal, but there was no way he would back out. For one it would go against his pride and he didn't want to find out what would happen if he did. His older brother, the rule-setter for the house since he moved back in when their parents died, could definitely make his life hell if he wanted to. He was the only one who new the truth about him. He hadn't worked up the guts even to tell his two true friends yet.
"RIKU IF YOUR LATE TO THIS I AM GONNA BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YA," Axel yelled at him aga
Sometimes...Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel never appears,Sometimes...3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
And you're left there only to wonder.
Sometimes that light must be shined by another,
Whose very presence in your life is enough to light the way.
And sometimes that light flickers out and hope starts to be lost,
And you can only hope to yourself that it will be relit once again.
Kiss It Better?Sora's cried could be heard from a mile awaynot literally, but in the sense that they were loud, high pitched, blood curdling screams that indicated the small child was in pain. All the while, words were uttered, not loud, simply existent, soft and harsh, the kind that ripped at hearts.Kiss It Better?3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"You're a nuisance, a waste of space. Why do you exist?" Mumble, kick, and screech. "That's stupid, why do you cry? Are you some kind of stupid girl? What's wrong with you? Why were you even born? You're a waste of air, you know?"
Another kick, one right to the poor kid's face; another cry, tears coursing down his cheeks mingling with blood, dripping on the ground in a morbid pattern that satisfied the boySephiroth had to have been at least five years older than Sora. Why did he find such pleasure in beating the seven year old to a bloody pulp?
"Shut up!" Sora shouted, hands twisted into tiny f
.:Roxion:. ThreeChapter 3 Roxas.:Roxion:. Three6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Axel and Roxas were sat outside the back of school, it was early morning, and very few students were about. Roxas was fully in black today, it gave his a scary look and Axel didnt like the tone of voice Roxas was using as he spoke.
We need to talk.
Axel, I know weve been together for over half a year now, but I feel like were going nowhere. Roxas was gripping the edge of the bench, he was nervous; he had never done this before.
What do you mean? it was the first thing Axel had said but there a definite hint of anger in his voice that even Roxas could detect.
You dont treat fairly; Im basically just there to fuel your lust, thats all it is.
Axel stood up angry now. Thats not true! he clenched his fists together in a tight ball. You enjoy it!
He didnt sound so certain. Im sorry Axel, but I dont want to be used like
Nellis Fic -Part One-A scowl was becoming permanently etched into Nick's features as he flicked yet another bit of stale popcorn off the bottom of his shoe, watching the squashed yellow fluff shoot in the other direction and fall to the damp gray pavement. The smell of weeks-old cotton candy and the overcast sky, coupled with Ellis' constant excitement about the Midnight Riders posters was giving Nick and unbearable headache. He leaned back against the rough metal wall of the 4-H goat barn, rubbing at his temples, closing his eyes.Nellis Fic -Part One-3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Somebody tossed a bottle onto his lap. It rattled, rolling down his leg just before he could sit up and catch it. He trapped it under his foot and looked up, quirking a brow at Rochelle.
"Pills," she explained, not waiting for him to nod in gratitude before turning away and running back to the others.
Nick sighed, leaning down to grab the painkillers. He tossed back two, then frowned at the bottle's instructions. He shrugged. One more. Maybe two.
He did have to deal with Ellis,
Tahno: When I first saw her smile.Tahno: When I first saw her smile.2 years ago in Settings More Like This
I arrived at the arena feeling confident as ever after my big injury and was glad I could move like before. My team had the lead and we had a few minutes left before the match was over. I was about to deliver the final blow when I felt someone staring at me. I turned around to look at the crowd, my eyes kept traveling until i got to the locker rooms and I saw her,a beautifully tanned water tribe girl. Who was she? I have never seen her face around here before. She smiled at me and I smiled back. That's when I heard my teammates and the crowd scream but I couldn't move. Her eyes widened as she looked eagerly my way. That was when I felt piece of rock hit my face and I was thrown to the ground.
"What the hell!!" said Ming as we were walking towards the lockers. "We're lucky that we won the first two rounds." Shaozu also said something to me but all I could think of was getting to the locker rooms and find this girl. As we entered I saw her. She was about to leave but
deflourgod'sdeflour3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
got a thing
for women in white dresses,
legs broken and
like the knot
of a dead man's
Korra: When I first laid eyes on himKorra: When I first laid eyes on him2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Second day here and I was already eager to get out and set foot on that Arena and see a pro bending match. If reading about it was exciting just imagine actually being there. I asked Tenzin if we could go to tonight. There were two matches programed and I just had to see one. I mean I've been hearing about pro bending since I was a child and with the Arena so close..
No was his final answer and I just couldn't argue with that, him being my teacher. I turned around and looked out that window disappointed in missing those matches, but as I gazed at the Arena, I vowed to myself that I would go sometime. Maybe not today, but it's not like I had my days counted on this trip. Tenzin got up and asked me to please finish breakfast so we could get started on my airbending training.
"Your airbening outfit is in your room. As soon as your done go change"
"All right" I sighed. I turned to my breakfast but I really wasn't hungry anymore so instead I kept reading about the pro bending matc
BB's NevermoreSomething I did oh and it's not exactly finished, so review but be nice please ^^ thank you. Enjoy.BB's Nevermore3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Beast Boy, Raven, Teen Titans owned by DC
I came up with the names for the emotions
And again this is still a work in progress, so more of this story coming soon.
Ok, we all know about Raven's Nevermore, but what about everyone else's? Let's say for instance, a certain green-skinned boy with pointy ears. >D
Raven woke up slowly, her eyes adjusting to the sharp contrast in color. "Urgh, where am I?"
"Um...H-Hi Raven." A familiar voice said, one that she always blamed the owner of for many of her troubles. "Please don't be angry." The voice said timidly. "Y-You're in his mind t-this time, instead of him being in y-yours...I-I'm T-Timothy...his v-version of Timantha~"
"I'm in Beast Boy's Head?!?" She asked in shock as her eyes finally focused enough to let her see a Beast Boy wearing a g
OTD: FrozenOTD: Frozen9 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
(A man with a thin mustache and messy, black hair walked over to his closet. He pulled out a Kingdom Hearts T-shirt and slipped it on over a gray longsleeve shirt. He grinned as he put on some glasses.
OUTTA THE DVD!
A serious face, an elegant face, you show many faces
The man walked through the hallway, looking smug.
It's easy saying that, but as why,
Steel passed a katana with a black sheath. The spirit of a Japanese man in Samurai armor leaned against the wall with a relaxed look.
you don't know it, do you?
Steel waved at an anthropomorphic skunk, who was practicing martial arts. She smiled sweetly at that.
Steel entered a game room, where an alien tiger wearing a red Hawaiian shirt and jeans was playing a video game. Steel slapped him across the head as he walked back.
Everyone has things to hide?
Steel froze as he saw a white cat-like creature with small, pink eyes a
Continue Moving OnAs we move forward in life, we may lose time to look back and see,Continue Moving On2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Whether or not we became the people we wanted to be.
We were the ones, who dreamed big from the time when we were small,
And the ones who saw the world for what it was, and wanted to see it all.
Our destination can only be well reached if we enjoy the ride,
And continue moving on afterwards, with a past we will not hide.
For it is our colourful past on which we reflect,
Looking back on those we love and want to protect.
Just because tomorrow is a new day, doesn't mean today has to be old,
Even the richest cup of coffee doesn't have to be bold.
So if you're seeing for the first time, be it now or never,
Reflect on the world, and the life we live because we don't live forever.
OTD: Last AirbenderOTD: Last Airbender3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
(Seven rings in hand speed through nights with feet in sand
Seven rings in hand, wonders all under command
Seven rings in hand wild with just one single hand
Seven rings in hand arrowed hearts catch fire now
Myths in minds re-thought
Question all that's known
Legends blurred and torn)
Steel was sitting in his usual spot before introducing, "Hi, I'm Tohokari-Steel and THIS is Outta the DVD, where movies face my judgement."
"Once upon a time, there was a cartoon series called 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' AND IT WAS FRIGGIN' AWESOME!" Steel exclaimed.
(scenes from cartoon play)
"This was a great series. A lot of people have mistaken this for an anime when, in fact, it was made in the US of A." Steel explained, "But I can see why people would make that mistake. The animation, the action, and some of the concepts are pretty dang Eastern. Still, it was an epic and well-thought-out series with likeable characters and a very satisfying ending."
"So, of course, in 2010, som
.:Roxion 2:. SevenChapter 07 Tears Of Many Heartaches.:Roxion 2:. Seven4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Roxas' eyes widened in shock as Axel pushed against him gently. His lips were warm and soft and Roxas couldn't remember Axel ever kissing him this way before. Roxas' eyes half closed before his brain began to function again and he roughly pushed Axel with his free hand and pulled the other from his grasp.
"Stop" Roxas glowered as Axel leant in again.
"Come on Roxy" Axel whined. "I've missed you."
"No!" Roxas managed to push his keys into the lock while keeping his eyes fixed on Axel.
"Roxy" Axel pleaded. Roxas opened his mouth to say good bye but Axel kissed him again this time his hands pinning Roxas to the door. Roxas tried to struggle but Axel's entire body was pressed against him. He struggled more and by some chance was able to knock the handle opening the door to the house. He fell backwards into the door and before Axel could make an attempt to follow he pulled his keys out and slammed the door in Axel's face.
"Ahhh" Roxas cried
Kaa and Selena Part 1Deep in the jungle a young girl of about 17 years old was walking through the dense foliage. She was wearing a bright greenKaa and Selena Part 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
bikini, she had big breasts, and the sexiest legs in the world. Her name was Selena Gomez. To the human world she was the
girlfriend of Justin Bieber and the staar of "Wizards of Waverly Place". Untortunately, she was walking in the territory of
Kaa the snake. While Kaa wasn't a pop star of actor, he was famous for his uncanny hypnotic powers. He could hypnotize any
human no matter how strong their will power was. Kaa was also famous for his long body. He could talk as well. This was the
day that Selena Gomez fell to the power of Kaa the snake.
Selena looked up at the sun. She took a survival class when she was younger and judged the time to be around 3:00 pm. As
Selena kept walking, she did not notice that she was being hevily watched by Kaa.
"I musssst have her in my coilssss." Kaa said with and evil gleam in his eyes.
Selena decided to stop and rest for a bit.