Evening ExpeditionCome on, hurry up! urged Jedadiah as he dragged Octavius by the arm to the edge of their platform.Evening Expedition5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Would you wait a minute! Im trying to get my cape on straight. And would you quit that! Im capable of walking by myself, thank you very much. retorted Octavius.
But youre moving so slow! Youre gonna make us late. complained Jedadiah.
Well if you werent so secretive about where were going, I might AHHH!
Aw, move it! Jedadiah said as he pushed Octavius off the edge and on to the floor below.
You didnt have to push me! exclaimed an indignant Octavius who was tugging his tunic down from where it had hiked up during the fall.
Just get in the truck. said Jedadiah.
Ill push you off the edge next time and see how you like it. grumbled Octavius as he climbed into the passenger side of the toy truck. The t
Night at the Museum fic part 1I looked with shock as she registered the fact that a supposed museum exhibit was pointing a spear at me while the exhibits from New York banged on the trailer they were trapped in. The man, whom seemed to be the leader, spoke in Egyptian, which we didnt understand so we looked at him with confusion. Parlez-vous Parlez-vous français? We continued to give him the same blank and confused look though. English? English, perhaps? We nodded.Night at the Museum fic part 15 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Im sorry, who are you? I ask.
I am Kahmunrah! King of the great kings, ruler of Egypt. And from the darkest depths of ancient history, I have come back to life! he said dramatically as I noticed he had a slight lisp that made him kind of sound like Boris Karloff..
I looked at him with a board look, but a tiny bit of fear was in me, as my uncle Larry just nodded and said Uh-huh.
However, he was used to this kind of stuff; hed dealt with exhibits coming to life the who
As Much As I Love YouYou can try to find another who will love you like I do.As Much As I Love You3 years ago in Emotional More Like This
But you'll be unsuccessful.
You can search for that perfect one. They'll be a different gender, I know. They'll hug the Bible and pray at night. They'll kiss you and you'll both wait for the night that you can finally take off those rings you're wearing, the ones that promise God you'll stay pure. But I'd have waited a thousand lifetimes for that moment; they'll only wait so long.
Because I'm the only one who loves you this much.
I want to feel those soft, plump lips of yours on mine. I've imagined it so many times.
But you won't ever know.
You won't ever know how I feel. If I told you, you'd hate me. You'd be disgusted. You'd never want to talk to me again. "It's wrong, it's immoral." That's how you think. You think a kiss on the lips will send you to Hell. You think I ought to be there. Well, not me personally, but anyone like me.
Only because you do not know.
I keep thinking of the moment I'll reveal my fe
Wreck It Ralph: Static Frequency ch. 2Wreck It Ralph: Static Frequency ch. 21 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I don't wanna die!" she screamed, as the giant bugs descended on her.
A bright blast, of some, sort shot over her head. She looked over to see a blond woman with a big gun. She waved forward, "Come on boys!"
Two men came from behind her, one in a blue hat, the other in overalls. The one in the blue hat began shooting a smaller version of the female's gun, several shots flying overhead. One blasted a bug in the abdomen, dissolving it instantly.
The other man, rushed forward, slamming his fist into several of the bugs, one even splattered all over his hand, "Eww! Oh gross! That is nasty!" he shook off the goo before hitting another bug.
"WHY ARE THESE CY-BUGS ALIVE!?" the blond called.
"Sorry St. Calhoun! But the beam isn't work-," the soldier was cut off when he was smacked with the blunt end of her gun.
"Idiots! Why didn't you inform me earlier!?" she hissed.
"Umm…. We uh…. Didn't think it was that important," he half chuckled through a few missing teeth.
Calhoun wore a deadpan
RQ: Dr. Morty and Dr. ShadowThere was a cold, dark room where the only light was that of a solitary light in the middle of the room, used for medical purposes. Scents of sterilizer and the sound of a high pitched drilling noise filled the air.RQ: Dr. Morty and Dr. Shadow5 years ago in Horror More Like This
"You should be taking better care of your teeth, doctor" Dr. Shadow said as the drill dug further into Eggman's tooth. "ARRRGGHHH!!! ARRRR!!!! AAHHHH!!!" Eggman screamed in pain, because as one knows, Dr. Shadow almost never uses painkillers during his procedures.
The fat doctor was clamped to the chair, though a rope was tied around his gut, as his belly was too large for the clamp to fit around. A device was in his mouth, to make sure it would stay open as Dr. Shadow worked on his teeth.
About an hour or so into the procedure, a knock came on the sadistic dentist's door. "I'm busy! Go away!" Dr. Shadow said as he continued his drilling. "It's me" came a familiar voice, and Dr. Shadow stopped drilling Eggman's tooth and looked up. He put the drill on the nearby tray and we
A Concert to RememberA Concert to RememberA Concert to Remember4 years ago in General More Like This
Summary: Larry takes Ahk out for a date to see a concert
Comments: *please enjoy, this muse was being a bitch to me *
Ahk had been rather excited about the whole thing for several weeks now. He had no idea what Larry was talking about; all he knew was that he was going to see a concert with Larry at one of the many New York theaters and this concert involved strange music. Time and time again, he had asked Larry about this concert, but got a rather flippant answer or the subject was changed several times. After awhile, Ahk got the hint and gave up asking. If Larry wanted to surprise him with whatever this concert was, then he'd go along with it.
Larry had given him several hints early on but refused to repeat said hints or elaborate, which made the whole thing that much more exciting for Ahk. How he loved a good challenge! Usually he was good at figuring things out, but this time he wa
Party mov.Nassor: EdgaaaaaaarParty mov.1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Edgar: What?! Who is this?!
Nassor: It's Nasssor!
Edgar: What?! What do you want?!
Nassor: I always thought you were cute.... Come over here and fuck me...
Edgar: I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill.
Nassor: I want you to get some beer... Get some oxycontin.... Come to my house...
Edgar: let me stop you right there because I'm not going to do any of this. It's 3 am.
Nassor: Come on Eddie I thought we was friends.
Edgar: well no offense friend but I hope you're buried alive
Nassor: hang on... There's a stupid bitch starring at me...
Nassor: Oh wait that's me.. I'm looking in a mirror...
Nassor: Hang on I gotta go talk to this mirror I'll call you back Edgar.
Edgar: AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE IN THIS CRAZY WORLD OF MONSTER CREATING CHILDREN!?
Valentine's Day: NATM romanceValentinesValentine's Day: NATM romance4 years ago in General More Like This
Summary: Ahk has a special admirer, and he must try to find the clues to who this might be
Comments: I don't own NATM same schpiel. Aww ain't the holidays cute?!?!?
The night began as it always had, at least for a museum that comes to life every night. Ahkmenrah the Pharaoh emerged from his sarcophagus as he usually did, and dressed as per usual. At least he began to get dressed "per usual". Things got a little different by the time he got to his crown. He reached for it and picked it up off of the bench, but instead of just putting it on and going about his merry way he continued to stare at the spot where the crown had been. The reason for his pause: a note fell out of the crown and landed on the bench, catching his attention. "What the " he mumbled to himself, picking it up. It was a simple white piece of paper, folded up and sealed with a rose sticker.
"Novermber 5th" Larry-AhkNovember 5th"Novermber 5th" Larry-Ahk4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rating: PG (for mild swearing, references and some petting )
Summary: Ahkmenrah has a secret
Comments: I know that somewhere along the way, Ahk's name had gotten changed in history, but for the sake of the movies and the story, we'll just keep his name Ahk here. Also, THIS FIC GOES OUT TO MY BABY MAMA, WITCHGIRL8 FOR HER 15th BIRTHDAY!!!!! HAPPY B-DAY ALLEH, HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!!!!!
The sun was beginning to edge towards dawn, as the museum inhabitants scrambled back to the safety of their displays. Only one inhabitant remained outside his display, and it would be only for a short time. Ahkmenrah never liked meeting the dawn without giving a proper "good morning" kiss to his lover. Larry Daley, the night guard of the fantastic museum, leaned in, wrapping his arms around Ahk's waist, nuzzling the young king's nose gently before the two kissed quietly, wishing that they didn't have to part.
Ahk pulled back, grinning at Larry. "Love you
The Moon of Change Cruelest of all fates was the one I endured. How could it be that I, now sitting staring at the moon, could have once been the opposite of what I am now? I was once a man of 26 years. I had life yet to live! However, I made the mistake of want. I yearned for the life of the middle class man. I wanted a spouse and a child. An innocent request, no? But damn the shooting stars, the eyelashes, and the fountain pennies. How could they have left me in such torment? How could they have not appeared when I needed them? All I had to wish on was the moon. Now, I sit here, my husband by my side, and my stomach filled with child.The Moon of Change4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Who was responsible for my transformation? Him! The man of white! VAREN! Did I expect the white phantom to appear in my living quarters? Would you? Would anyone? How loathsome is the way he sits, how he stares at
AOSTH Episode Guides Part 1AOSTH Episode Guide Part OneAOSTH Episode Guides Part 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Episode 1: Mobotronias Flu
It was a beautiful afternoon when Sonic suddenly gets sick with the fu-but it's not just no ordinary flu, it's the Mobtronias Flu! A flu that causes Sonic to hallucinate, see illusions, act strange and more! Read on how Breezy, Tails, Junior and other pals help Sonic through this sickness!
Episode 2: Evil Tails?
A mission gone wrong causes Tails to become evil and join Robotnik's side! Not only can Tails easily outsmart Sonic's every move, but will Sonic be able to snap his best bud back to his senses-or will it be too late? And how did Tails turn evil anyways?
Episode 3: Bathroom Panic
Moonlight BurningThe sun's light faded as I waited for the full moon to rise on the cold, stone floor. It wasn't the first time I had locked myself away from normal humans for their protection. Every full moon was the same deal.Moonlight Burning4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A thousand pinpricks raced along my skin, but there were no pins. I shut my eyes and focused on my breath. My throat felt tighter with each passing second, the opening for air getting smaller and smaller.
It's only anxiety, I scolded myself. Get a grip. This happens all the time. Old news.
But the feeling didn't go away. My eyes filled with pointless tears. I wiped them away. Even when I was alone, I couldn't show weakness.
The room went cold, and goosebumps covered my sin. My breathing shallowed as moonrise drew closer. I unwillingly opened my eyes and stared at the small, barred window.
Silvery light spilled across the floor. As it washed over my body, it burned.
I gritted my teeth and curled into a ball. A wave of agony knocked out my breath. My bones shifted slightly, causi
Tickling can get couples togetherTickling can get couples together2 years ago in Settings More Like This
SCENE 1: Ash & Brock were desperately searching for Misty, but to no avail.
Ash: Brock, I'm starting to get worried. We haven't been able to find Misty ever since we stopped by the lake.
Brock: (teasingly with a huge grin) Me thinks Ashy misses his girlfriend.
Ash: (blushing, but with an angry expression) How many times do I have to tell people?! Misty ISN'T my girlfriend! ... (quietly to himself) unfortunately.
Then, Team Rocket invaded & before they could start their corny motto, Ash snapped at them.
Ash: (angrily) What have you guys done with Misty?!
James: You mean your little red-haired girlfriend?
Meowth: How would ya expect us to know?!
Ash: 1st: Misty ISN'T my girlfriend! & 2nd: You guys must know where Misty is, considering that you kidnapped her!
Meowth: Dat's a load o' malarkey!
Ash: LIAR! Pikachu, Thundershock!
Pikachu zapped Team Rocket, sending them flying to the air once again.
Team Rocket: We're blasting off again!
Brock: If they didn't kidnap Misty, then
Lycanthrope Club Vignette 4The three newly transformed werewolves stood there in silence.Lycanthrope Club Vignette 44 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
"So what happens now?" asked Rachael eventually.
"Well," began Yvette. "Let's make sure everyone is ready to move on. Christine?"
"Huh?" said Christine, who had been staring at Brad.
"Do you feel alright?" said Yvette. "Any pain? Any discomfort?"
"Nnn-o," said Christine. "I'm good."
"Still a little sore," she said.
"And you, Brad?" said Yvette, turning towards him.
"I I feel fine, I guess," he said slowly, still somewhat dazed.
"Good, good," said Yvette. "Take as much time as you need to adjust and relax. The first lesson you need to learn is that emotions are much more intense when you're a werewolf. Little pleasures can become downright addictive while petty annoyances can make you go nuts. It's important you learn how to control yourself."
Christine glanced down at her body. &
Howl - Chapter OneHowl (A Werewolf Story)Howl - Chapter One6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Chapter One: The Mark
Face blushing; Devlin couldnt fight a smile from forming. One hand clicked the computer off for the night while the other was mindless playing elsewhere, unable to hold back his baser needs from tonights intimate conversation. The fantasy him and his online lover, Patricia (A.K.A. LunaBlossom) played always made him feel this way, especially if Patricia was in one of her moods. She was wild when they played their little role play, and the fact they were so passionate about their characters made them both crave to be together and living the experience for real.
How strange that so much love could be offered fantasying of being werewolves.
Devlin thought of himself as strange, more or less from his fascination with wolves and werewolves. They were just something that was admirable to him; a race of wild, graceful and beautiful creatures, living out their solitar
Woman to Werewolf - SnippetFeeling emotionally drained, no longer truly caring about dreams or her own problems, she made her way to her room. Undoing her braid, she changed into pajamas, the same style of baggy shirt, this one white with yet another logo on it, and of purple pajama bottoms. Then, as unceremoniously as the night before, she flopped into bed, her face to the ceiling. She just wanted to sleep. Maybe when she woke up, everything would be better. She looked out the window of her room, and saw the sun still hanging a few meager inches above the horizon. Closing her eyes, she tried to drift off.Woman to Werewolf - Snippet4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She didn't know exactly how long it was that she was there, trying to will her consciousness to fade so that she could embrace the gentle oblivion of slumber, but as the light on her eyelids began to fade, she began to feel awful. The fluttering in her stomach had returned, and was growing stronger and stronger by the second. She could feel her heart starting to speed up in her chest, and her body beginning to
Lycanthrope Club Vignette 6"How many people did you say were coming, again?" inquired Melinda's mother as she unfolded the chair.Lycanthrope Club Vignette 64 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Melinda peeked out from around the corner leading to the kitchen.
"At least a dozen," said Melinda. "Probably more."
Melinda's mother placed the chair alongside the others in the living room.
"We only have a six chairs and a single sofa," she said, sighing. She walked over to the kitchen countertop and retrieved a stack of napkins sitting there. "Where are the rest of your friends going to sit?"
Melinda stepped out of the kitchen. She was wearing a grey long-sleeve shirt and a long black skirt.
"I dunno. The floor I guess," she said.
"You really should have planned this out better," sighed Melinda's mother as she set the napkins down on the table facing the television.
"Don't apologize to me. You really need to be more considerate of others."
"I know, I know," said Melinda in a weary voice.
The Why of It: Cub OriginsSo I just felt like rambling on about the nonsense that fills my head, and tonight it's about Nuka and Vitani, and my theories about their origins. No, not their biological origins in the story, but their origins with Disney how they came to be in the roles they now play. PLEASE NOTE: This is ALL speculation.The Why of It: Cub Origins3 years ago in Settings More Like This
VITANI: The Downgraded Princess
If you look at early concepts for Kiara, you'll see a cub with a nice sized hair tuft (LINK), named either 'Aisha' or 'Shani'. Now this Aisha/Shani also was pale colored, with pale eyes, as seen HERE. Sounding familiar? Sure, there are quite a few differences, but it is very interesting to consider that Vitani/Shetani has NO concept art that has ever been released. Why not? Well, what if she was based on the scrapped early versions of Kiara? It makes sense to me if you got attached to the design, but d
CanadaxInjured!ReaderCanadaxInjured!Reader 1 year ago in Settings More Like This
Today you went to one of your best friends house, Matthew Williams. He was a shy Canadian, who loved pancakes, maple syrup, and polar bears. You cared for him very much, though you didn't know if he felt the same. Usually he was very quiet, especially during world conferences but with you he was like an whole different person. He talked without stuttering, he was less shy, he was like an open book. He invited you over to just hang out, you always loved coming over. Once you came over you two sat on the couch and watched hockey, he was always cheering for his team. You would sit there and cheer with him, sitting there you felt content. "Yeah!" He exclaimed cheering for the team. "Hey I'll be right back, I have to use the bathroom." You said excusing yourself. He nodded and returned to cheering on his team. The only bathroom was upstairs so you began to go up the stairs. As you came to the top of the stairs you could still his hear his muffled cheers. '
Rule 34 Issues and a Trip to MexicoVictor Frankenstein was just silently scrolling and derping around on the internet, until he saw rule 34 of the internet of him and Elsa. He looked at it in shock and literally fell off his chair flipping out. "OH MY GOD!" Victor screamed in shock. "WHAT SICKO MADE THIS AND WHY!?" He couldn't bear to look at it. He just sat there, thinking of such a person making this. He then picked up the phone, called Elsa, and told her about the picture. "What!?" Elsa shrieked. "Are you kidding me!? Now THAT is messed up." "NO! I'm not kidding! It's so...eugh!" I exclaimed in disgust. "God if only Sweeney Todd was here, I would ask him to give a shave to that person." "Hey, maybe you can call out 'REVENEEGEE REEEVENNGEEE!'" Elsa joked, then giggled. Victor laughed along with her. "Yeah. REVENGEEEE REEEVENGGEEE!!"Rule 34 Issues and a Trip to Mexico2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
As many minutes went by, Victor was just talking to Elsa on the phone about other things, until something, or at least SOMEONE crashed through his window. "OH MY GOD!?!
The Why of It: Lion's ReligionOk, so I've introduced the Great Spirit several times, and revealed my own take on the legend of the stars, but what do the lions of my 'verse believe?The Why of It: Lion's Religion3 years ago in Settings More Like This
The Great Spirit
The Great Spirit is essentially a god/goddess. The Great Spirit is credited with creating all of Africa, and all the species therein. It is also the one who judges whether an animal has led a worthy life, and where their eternal rest should reside. It has no gender to speak of, and can appear as either male or female; it also has no set species. Everything depends on the gender and species of the animal it chooses to appear to. Only its colors remain constant -- white with purple-blue eyes. For lions, it will appear as a lion or lioness with pale smoky grey stripes on its pelt, a strange moon and stars tattoo under one eye, and be roughly the size of an American lion. That being said, the Great Spirit very, very rarely ever appears to anyone of any species.
Origins of Lions
The lions were originally great
Hookah: A Larry-Ahkmenrah ficHookahHookah: A Larry-Ahkmenrah fic4 years ago in General More Like This
Rating: PG (possibly 13 if need be. That extra 13 is to the reader's discretion)
Summary: Larry caught Ahkmenrah smoking!!! What happens next????
Comments: It's not a full blown fic, just a sort of one-shot, lengthy drabble. Hope you enjoy. (P.S. I'm going about the relationship quite differently now. This is more of a pre-Larry/Ahk relationship right now, which I have never done, but there are a lot of hints dropped to the attraction, etc. so it should be good. )
Larry could smell something in the museum. He wasn't sure exactly what it was but it smelled kind of sickly sweet Like the smell of an exotic flower that you couldn't quite decide if you liked or not. Or like the overpowering smell of fruit Larry paused. That was because it DID smell like fruit, he decided finally, sniffing the air. It was really weird. It wasn't exactly smoky, but definitely wafting through the air, like a vapor of som
Patrick Stump LimerickThere once was this guy in a band,Patrick Stump Limerick7 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
He came from Patrick Stump Land,
He's cute and he's fat,
He's always got a hat,
And almost-punk music's his brand.
Ahkmenrah love StoryI might be made of wax but I can still love! Part 1 and Cast!Ahkmenrah love Story6 years ago in Teen More Like This
Years ago in the Dark Ages of Ireland I was the Princess of Dublin along with my younger sister Cailin(Girl) and my Mother Fiona(Vine) and Father Cahir(Warrior) as Princess,Queen and King.But it's been Centuries since then and now as our bodies laying under the ground we love in Ireland they are reborn in wax figures to be a new part Exhibit in the American Museum of Natural History.
About half an hour before the sun came up I got everyone around so I could tell them the new Exhibit from Ireland,
"Alright! If I could have everyone's attention please? Hello?"I asked out as they chattered so I looked over to the Easter Island head,
"Quiiiiieeeeeeettttt!*silence* My Dum-dum want to speak"It yelled as I nodded in thanks.
"Alright.Today while you are all asleep a new Exhibit from Ireland is coming. So when you all wake up I need you all to be nice to them. They're royalty so please be nice to them and Attila no tear