Ten 1st World Problems caused by Mass Effect1- Irritated by Kelly/Samantha telling me that someone would like to talk to me on another deck even though I JUST CAME FROM THAT DECK.Ten 1st World Problems caused by Mass Effect3 years ago in Personal More Like This
2- Irritated that my FemShep runs like she has a sausage and eggs between her legs even though she's clearly a woman.
3- Annoyed that Shepard is carrying a gun in a cutscene that I didn't equip him with (where did he get it from??).
4- Irritated that the piece of armor that would give me great stats is just plain ugly and would ruin my outfit.
5- Irritated that wearing a helmet would increase my stats but I refuse to wear it because I then can't see my Shepard speak.
6- Upset at having to kill defenseless pyjaks to get a discount from the Krogan store.
7- Irritated that to play Mass Effect 1 again I would have to sit through all that pointless driving around in the goddamn Mako.
8- Annoyed that Jack won't get together with my FemShep even though I thought for sure she'd be the one female in the game that would.
9- Annoyed at Liara for giving me fifty c
14 The Diary of Jane14 The Diary of Jane3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Post Reaper War
Palaven- 2203.2 The Memoirs of Garrus Vakarian
Jane: My shuttle will be in at 19 hundred hours. Get a sitter for the kids and book a room at the spaceport Hilton. We'll spend the night there; you know we have some catching up to do. I'm sure it will be too loud for the house. I thought it would be interesting for you to answer a few questions for my memoir (or at least for me, if your answers are too racy to publish). LOX-G.
Garrus: The room is booked and a sitter is in effect. So glad you'll be home! See you there. Here are the answers. Kisses. Jane.
Why did you play hard to get?
Huh? I didn't! You ignored me! Well, when we were chasing Saren I was just overwhelmed with the responsibility of command and I wasn't sure what to do about you. I think I was fairly flirty. When we were going after the Collectors you played hard to get.
When did you discover you fascination for me?
This is your eg
Very Late ME3 Alternate EndingI know how late this is considering the Extended Cut came out quite a while ago, but I have recently been replaying all the ME games and I'm on holidays with nothing better to do so this is my idea for a better ending.Very Late ME3 Alternate Ending3 years ago in Personal More Like This
In the final battles you can call upon your war assets to help you fight, similar to Dragon Age Origins. You must fight through hordes of Reaper forces which will get progressively harder the closer you get to the beam. The actual run to the beam will stay the same. Everything on the Citadel will stay the same except for the God-Child. Shepard will activate it and pass out/die.
Ending 1. If galactic readiness rating is low then Shepard will activate the Crucible, but it won't work, their plan ruined the cycle continues and everyone dies. It will play Liara's message to future races. It will then flick to Shepard in a bar with Garrus and the crew in the background. Dialogue will vary depending on who/if Shepard romanced anyone.
Ending 2. If galactic readiness rating is me
Facts About Garrus VakarianMy personal favourites are Penis Related....Just sharing, they're funny to me.Facts About Garrus Vakarian3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Anyway, please enjoy.
*C-Sec labels anyone attacking Garrus Vakarian as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
*Garrus Vakarian just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Omega's infrastructure.
*Garrus Vakarian doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
*Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1GVHs (Garrus Vakarian Headshot)
*Garrus Vakarian does not sleep. He waits.
*Garrus Vakarian counted to infinity - twice.
*If you can see Garrus Vakarian, he can see you. If you can't see Garrus Vakarian you may be only seconds away from death.
*When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Garrus Vakarian.
*In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Garrus Vakarian, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
*Garrus Vakarian is c
10 MORE 1st World Problems caused by Mass Effect1- Frustrated that in the dream sequences my Shepard seems to be running through jelly. OMFG PICK UP THE PACE SHEP! WE GOT PLACES TO BE!10 MORE 1st World Problems caused by Mass Effect3 years ago in Personal More Like This
2- Annoyed that my Shep seems far more upset at the kid dying than at any of his best friends dying. I don't remember any dream sequences about Shep 'jelly running' after poor departed Legion.
3- Magnetic walls. Here I am trying to resurrect my buddy by pressing A and yet because of my proximity to a wall I get slammed against it instead. Sorry buddy…I tried…RIP…
4- Embarrassed at my Shepard dancing in ME2 to try and attract Morinth when I am clearly a much better dancer than that.
5- Irritated that I just got message from someone saying "Come meet me on the Citadel" when I JUST LEFT THERE.
6- Diana Allers. That is all.
7- Frustrated there was no Drell, Geth, Salarian or Krogan choices for my squadmates in ME3. Not even a new race. Wrex was even on the damn Normandy for the whole game for cripes sake! Y U NO LIKE FIGHTING, WREX???
8- Annoyed at charac
The Last: Naruto the Movie special premierThe Last: Naruto the Movie premiered in Tokyo, Japan just this past Monday, November 24th for a special audience. On hand (from left to right in the image below) were Tsuneo Kobayashi (movie director), Satoshi Hino (voice of Sai), Chie Nakamura (voice of Sakura), Shintaro Tokita and Takuya Ohashi (from Japanese band Sukima Switch), someone in a Naruto mascot costume, Junko Takeuchi (voice of Naruto), Kazuhiko Inoue (voice of Kakashi), Jun Fukuyama (voice of Toneri Otsutsuki), and Naruto series creator Masashi Kishimoto!The Last: Naruto the Movie special premier8 months ago in Personal More Like This
This marked Kishimoto-sensei’s first public appearance after concluding his 15-year long manga and to that he jokingly mentioned “it feels like being released, because I have no more deadlines. So I was able to come here with plenty of time.” He continued on with an appreciation to the fans of Naruto, “Thank you very much for keeping on looking at how Naruto has grown for such a long time of 15 years.”
Takeuchi-san also spoke and revealed K
Small Mass Effect Themed Contest*PRIZES HAVE INCREASEDSmall Mass Effect Themed Contest1 year ago in Personal More Like This
*ALSO INTRODUCED FAN FICTION
So I have decided to do a small Mass Effect themed contest
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO
You have to draw one of my Shepards with their love interest.
You can write a fan fiction if you don't want to draw. It can be as long or short as you want (:
You have a choice between:
Raven Shepard/Thane Krios
Their relationship is pure romance. They are completely in-love with each other. They enjoy relaxing together and they are also adventurous with their 'intimate time'.
Sarah Shepard/James Vega
Their relationship is lustful and fun. They are always having fun with each other, mucking around, sparring, dancing, etc. They do love each other a lot though.
Featuring some of my frans and watchers.:iconnaguri: :iconnaguri: :iconnaguri:Featuring some of my frans and watchers.3 years ago in Personal More Like This
I'm a huge fan of Nagu's soft painting style. The way she colors skin and hair definitely impresses me and watching her LS teaches me about painting in Photoshop *A*
AH MAI GAWD JUST LOOK AT JINTAN AND MENMA *OVERFLOWING TEARS FOREVER TTTT A TTTT
NAGU SHAME ON U FOR CONFUSING ME ABOUT MIN SRSLY
:iconedwinhuang: :iconedwinhuang: :iconedwinhuang:
AH, I am in love with Edwin's line art. He's not only a nice charming fella and a supportive fellow artist, but a great artist who is an inspiration to me ;w; He really deserves more attention on dA. His character sheets are my favorite
:icondurr-hurrhurr: :icondurr-hurrhurr: :icondurr-hurrhurr:
I recently discovered this artist and fell in l
Take Earth Back Cinematic Trailer, web-lengthCheck this one out.Take Earth Back Cinematic Trailer, web-length3 years ago in Personal More Like This
A beginning that made me think of Firefly, for some reason.
British Sniper, again, finally!
Oh, my goodness, sweet Makos!
Ashley, making her CGI return from the ME1 Distress Call trailer.
Ah yes, and... http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpfjsg6FO1qlceh0o3_250.gif
The Last: Naruto the Movie: Otsutsuki Family TreeWarning: Naruto manga spoilers ahead!The Last: Naruto the Movie: Otsutsuki Family Tree8 months ago in Personal More Like This
The moon, is falling! Two years after the final battle between Naruto and Sasuke, a mysterious being arrives in the Village Hidden in the Leaves. His name, Toneri Otsutsuki, the descendant of Kaguya Otsutsuki! Many fans have wondered where in the Otsutsuki line Toneri stood and new information reveals it’s under Hamura Otsutsuki! Hamura is the brother to Hagoromo, the Sage of the Six Paths.
Although the generational gap is unknown, the relationship between Toneri and Hamura is similar to that of Hagoromo and Hashirama/Madara. Take a look at the Otsutsuki family tree below.
A new piece of art also shows a smiling Toneri, a worried Hinata, and Naruto holding a red scarf made by Hinata. You will notice there is an updated New Era Opening logo on the art, with outlines of Minato, his son Naruto, and his grandson Bolt! For those unfamiliar with the Naruto’s New Era Opening Project, it will be a series of events celebrating 15 years of
First Look at Joker in ME3!The GTTV footage that just aired gave us our first glimpse (And I mean glimpse; it's like 3 seconds) of our favorite pilot aboard the "new" Normandy.First Look at Joker in ME3!4 years ago in Personal More Like This
I'm diggin' Joker in the new uniform. And I'm really liking the darker-looking interior of the Normandy; makes it look more like the original. Which is just awesome.
Well that's all for now. I may post more pics later.
CHANGES IN 2015/COMMISSIONS/REFUNDS!Well I hope everybody is having a great holiday thisCHANGES IN 2015/COMMISSIONS/REFUNDS!7 months ago in Personal More Like This
year, if not.. there's always next year!
First of all, I have to get this issue out of the
way, so that you'll know and understand why I kept
falling out recently. I will be having another
baby..soon, and i've known it for quite some time. I
was ashamed/embarrassed to even announce it to my own
family, because of the trauma I had to go through the
last time I was pregnant. But realizing that im a
married young adult, I have to accept another
responsibility and WOMAN UP!
I want to apologize, again, for disappearing for a
period of time, and I know ALL of you are getting
frustrated over that habit of mine forever. I wasn't
really sure How to explain it but, there are times I
just have to get myself away from it all because I
can't think clearly..im getting stressed and its
affecting me and the baby..
But getting AWAY from it all will just give me a
moment of relief..and it will come back over and over
till i make things Right.
A Week in dA Related - #040IntroductionA Week in dA Related - #0403 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Welcome to the next installment of A Week in dA Related!
A Week in dA Related is a weekly news article series that aims to bring you the most important and fun deviantART and dA Related news from the previous week. It also includes a handful of features from the gallery that were submitted in the last 7 days.
If you have any deviantART Related news you'd like to share, shoot a note to bradleysays.
This issue covers April 23rd to April 29th, 2012
Official deviantART News
Site Update: Sta.sh Submit, Thumbnails to Beta
deviantART's weekly site update. This update has a list of bug fixes, new features as well as feedback and suggestions from the community.
The new deviantART muro
devBUG announces a new feature in Beta Testing that will take deviantART Muro to the next s
Good-bye celticknotgirl 1990-2012One of our members celticknotgirl has passed away last week. she was 22 years old.Good-bye celticknotgirl 1990-20123 years ago in Personal More Like This
This comic by BlackLion310 was made in her honor
Done by moreeman06 Done by SaintWalker1806
At the Turn of the TideAs I am now rewriting a few lines for Episode 40, I look back at the last few months and cannot help myself but to issue a smile, complimented by a cheerfully raised eyebrow and a massive discharge of endorphins by my pituitary gland. We have arrived at our mid-season finale with style, if I may say so myself. The path wasn't always easy, one had to endure quite a bit of stress, invest massive amounts of time, handle not only respect and love, but also obsessive hate, ignorance and a plethora of quite colorful misunderstandings, stemming mostly from my willingness to honestly express my opinions, ignoring whether or not they fit into one of the well-defined thought molds available.At the Turn of the Tide3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Our little endeavor has managed to overcome the loss of interest following BioWare's release of the Extended Cut, when a lot of people decided that "this will do" (which is a very cool thing when you think about it – I always emphasize my jealousness aimed towards such an approach). We lost viewers along the
Our awesome interview with BioWare's David GaiderHead on over to Koobismo.com (or just click here: http://www.koobismo.com/2013/03/in-the-workshop-with-david-gaider/) to check out our newest 75-minute-long interview with David Gaider, the lead writer of Dragon Age, and one of the main brains behind Baldur's Gate 2, Neverwinter Nights and Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.Our awesome interview with BioWare's David Gaider2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I had a lovely time sitting down with Phil, Jeff and Mr. Gaider a while back, talking about what we do, about game writing and many, many different topics - the whole meet-up, including the unpublished, unofficial part, took around 2.5 hours if I remember correctly. Perhaps one day I will be courageous enough to actually get myself in the official part as well.
Anyways, be sure to enjoy the interview, which will shed a lot of light on how BioWare operates, on how Dragon Age was constructed, on the art of game writing, worldbuilding and beyond.
Hope you'll find it as informative as I did!
Appleseed Alpha (2014) ReviewFollow Me on FacebookAppleseed Alpha (2014) Review1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Short Review....go, go and watch this awesome piece of Cyberpunk ART....your welcome
Ok, I been waiting for see this film since I saw the trailer early few months ago and this came as surprise I haven't ANY IDEA that a new Appleseed movie was in developed until I saw the trailer, and boy did that alone let me punked to see this.
First this film looks UNBELIEVABLE AMAZING, far superior to Appleseed and EX Machina when it come to CG, and the character design looks astonishing, from the backgrounds, to the vehicles and the characters and Cyborgs
Drell female officially revealed - Irikah Krios...Drell female officially revealed - Irikah Krios1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Drell female officially revealed - Irikah Krios in ME Foundation
Do you remember lieutenant Abrudas from ME:Evolution comic? Yes, that was the first Turian female even shown during the cycle of Mass Effect trilogy.
And now a preview of a new issue of ME: Foundation #12 has appeared... and inside... First official appearance of a Drell Female.
This time they showed Thane's wife that is known to the players through Thane's tales about his past.
So for the time being I'll upload the screens from the preview:
What do you think?
Abrudas was shown several months before Omeda DLC and the official design for Turian females didn't stray far from the comic version.
Maybe that means ME4 will have Drell Females. Who knows. If so, they probably will be similar to Irikah.
ME3 Collector's Edition Promo VideoTell me, dear Reader, what is better than a picture detailing what exactly will be packaged within a Collector's Edition of your favorite space RPG?ME3 Collector's Edition Promo Video4 years ago in Personal More Like This
The answer; is a gun. And if that don't work; use more gun- wait, that was the wrong answer.
The correct response is; a video detailing just what will be packaged in the Collector's Edition.
Go watch it now!
And I've produced some still images from it as well.
"Ashley, Kaidan, and Liara were meant to be love interests throughout all three parts of the trilogy. After taking them away from players in Mass Effect 2, they were
The Future of Mass Effect Series, Chapter 1.Ever since the launch of ME3, the fans all around the world have been sharing ongoing discussion about the future of Mass Effect series. Some are open for new games, some are treating the idea with suspicion, and some absolutely hate it. In this series of short articles I would like to bring some ideas out. These views are my own, but they are based on long discussions I've had with other well beloved Mass Effect fans. I will try to keep the text short in each chapter, but will still bring out all possible point of views. I also give permission to share these articles, and encourage everyone to keep up the active discussion.The Future of Mass Effect Series, Chapter 1.3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Chapter 1. The Mass Effect MMO
After the ME3 was released, some fans - even Bioware including - hinted that one of the possible routes to continue the ME series might be MMO. For those who don't know what MMO means, it is a short term for "a massively multiplayer online game". It is a multiplayer video game which is capable of supporting hundreds or thousands of pl
Just a quick/weird update without a clever titleAs you might've read in my last journal entry (if you haven't, you can read up on it here: http://koobismo.deviantart.com/journal/Steady-As-She-Goes-Just-a-little-bit-slower-329088415), I've decided to slow down my production process to catch a breath and make sure that the comics I'm pushing out are up to my own standards, as complete as they can be (especially now, when they're slowly getting a wee bit more complicated plotwise). I've mentioned that I was hoping to release Episode 35 on Friday, Saturday max, which turned out to be incorrect. Unfortunately, that "catching a breath" part didn't happen due to yet another life emergency (Life, dude, slow down, you're gonna' end up on a tree), a mundane thing, and yet unskippable, which pushed the episode a bit further down the calendar. The good thing is: this emergency won't happen again for the next 6 months at least.Just a quick/weird update without a clever title3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Telling you guys the same "excuse" over and over again ("life happened") is slowly getting boring, and going p
Feature Friday Favorites #8This journal is a feature of my favorite deviations from the week My simple conditions are:Feature Friday Favorites #83 years ago in Personal More Like This
I've fav'd the deviation.
Deviations must be 7 days old at most. Why? I want to feature active deviants.
I won't feature deviations that became DD's within 7 days (but I may show, at most, one piece of art that has had a substantial amount of attention yet no DD).
The whole purpose of these features is just a basic way for me to show art that I liked that other's might have missed or never had a chance to see. I hope you enjoy my taste in what dA artists has to offer
Lived Long and ProsperedThe great Leonard Nimoy has died, age 83.Lived Long and Prospered5 months ago in Personal More Like This
There’s not really much I can write about the chap or his impact on sci-fi culture that you’re not already aware of. We all knew and loved him as Spock from Star Trek. Hell, I named one of my webcomic’s characters after him.
Nimoy never forgot about his fans, either, and how it is they who ensured his lasting popularity. It’s telling that it was he who cameoed in the recent Trek films and not Shatner.
Being the awesome man he was, his final words to the public (by way of twitter) were “LLAP”.
“Live Long and Prosper”.
Mass Effect ReferencesSome time ago, I created a tumblr account (which can be found here). I'm not sure if I will ever get around to posting anything in it (or figuring out how to use it), but if anyone wants to make requests there, feel free to do so.Mass Effect References4 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Characters (Generic or nameless):
Asari Dancer - mature warning, sexual themeAsari head referenceBatarianC-Sec OfficerElcor