A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
Bleach: Princess to Prince ch5Chapter 5,More Secrets?Bleach: Princess to Prince ch55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was now morning at the Kurosaki manor. But it was a special morning to wake up to,it was the morning after Ichigo submitted his love to Rukia. Rukia sighed as she woke up from her sleep. She looked at Ichigo,and sighed again. 'What happens if I get pregnant with Ichigo's child? Since he's the one I'm not supposed to marry. Oh Ichigo...' thought Rukia. She was really worried about this. "What's wrong with you Rukia? Worried about our relationship?" said Ichigo as he woke up. "Ichigo...Yeah I am worried about it." confessed Rukia. "Mostly about me getting pregnant with your child." "Rukia,you don't have to worry about that. No matter what happens,I will protect you and always love you. Especially that." "Oh Ichigo,I love you." said Rukia leaning on her lover's shoulder. "I love you too Rukia." said Ichigo,cuddling with Rukia's naked body. "Shouldn't we get dress?" asked Rukia. "Um...yeah we should." answered Ichigo. So they quickly changed into their clothes,an
The Story of My Life - Korea x China"Haha, Yao, your hair is so girly!!" Alfred Jones cackled as he plowed his way through five Big Macs during a World Meeting.The Story of My Life - Korea x China3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Shut up, you burger monster! My hair is plenty manly, aru!" Yao said. Just to make sure, though, he ran a bony hand through his smooth, obsidian ponytail.
Arthur sighed and rubbed his temples in an extremely annoyed fashion. He wondered just how bad he was when he was younger to get such immature colleagues as his fellow Allied countries.
"Alfred, belt up already, but Yao, I do understand where he is coming from. Your hair's so soft. And it's also really long. You always keep it up in a ponytail like a girl, as well. Maybe if you don't want so much ridicule, you could always just cut it?"
Yao felt something stab his heart. His eyes widened, his face turning a very deep shade of tomato red. He could hear snickers pass throughout the hall, even when he wasn't looking up, afraid of the reactions he would get.
He looked up hopelessly, his eyes darting towards
Diary of a punishmentDay 0, April 27:Diary of a punishment11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hey guys, I wanted to write this story, because I wanted to tell you about my experience with the worst punishment a person can suffer.
Usually I didn't mind about punishments, my parents gave me an hell of them, I even can say that I spent my whole life being in kinds of punishments, seriously, but this, this was absolutely the worst, trust me.
And last, but not least, don't blame me if I make any grammar or orthography error, at the end you know me, one time I even made a mistake, writing "elementery" instead of elementary.
All this crazy story starts the 27th of April, while I was at school, and mrs Krabappel was teaching a Math lesson, I was looking out of the window, waiting, in vane, for an interesting event.
Milhouse, officially, was at home with a severe temperature, but in fact, he was at school, but not in the class, waiting for eleven o' clock, just like me.
We had something ready, that we projected for the last two days, and the only thing I hoped now was t
Stuffed AnimalFirst date. First date. First date. First date. First date.Stuffed Animal5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This is what repeated over and over in the Mole's head, as he held a bouquet of flowers and a small bag in his hands. Usually the Mole liked to give his dates gifts, regardless of if the date would go smoothly or turn out to be a bust; he liked to leave a nice impression on those he took out.
The Mole was positive this time, though, that this was the one. The Mole had liked this person for so long; he always wanted to hug them, hold them, talk with them, he even dreamed about them sometimes.
He only hoped that they liked him the same way.
He was standing there with the flowers, almost crushing the stems in anxiety. He wondered if they stood him up for whatever reason, or if they were okay. The Mole learned that meeting his date at a location was better than picking them up; once he managed to pick up Lumpy instead of Giggles, and kill him. The Mole did not want any mishaps like this. Not for this person.
The Mole was st
Nep x Eridan is now OTP...Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)Nep x Eridan is now OTP...4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: :33 *ac hapurrly curls up in a cute little ball* Mew!
▼: hey nep
▲: :33 *ac smiles at the stranger before stretching out like the purrty kitty she is* hello!
▼: stranger dont ya recognize me
▲: :33 *ac tilts her head and flicks her ears before shaking her head* nope
▼: wwoww i kneww you wwerent interested but howw could you forget your owwn servver player
▲: :33 *ac happily purrs* eridan! im sorry i didnt recognize you
▼: yeah yeah its alright i guess
▲: :33 whats wrong eridan
▲: :33 *ac purrs and sits next to eridan*
▼: its nothin
▼: im just tired a bein lonely
▲: :33 but eridan you arent alone! you have me *ac rubs her head on eridans leg*
▼: but i thought you didnt like me
▲: :33 i have no purrroblem with you as long as you arent so mean to everyone
▼: oh okay maybe i wwill try
Nepeta and Sollux :3You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Nepeta and Sollux :33 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You and the stranger both like homestuck.
LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 9You close your eyes, slowly but surely, trying to fight back a smile while your best friend kisses you. This is weird. This is REALLY weird. He's never shown any interest in you before now. Maybe this is some kind of sick joke. He's gotta be doing this, just to eventually laugh in your face about how he was just playing with you, how he wasn't the least bit serious about liking you.LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 92 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
That's the type of sense of humor he has.
You wouldn't be surprised at all.
But it'd hurt.
You've been waiting for Sollux to kiss you for who knows how long! And, now he's finally doing it, and the only thing on your mind is "He's lying".
Your hands fumble to his shoulders as you kiss him back.
His lips are as soft as you imagined. He smells nice, too.
He's wearing that honey scented cologne you bought him for his birthday last year.
That's so cute.
He pulls back, eyes opening so he can look down at you. He flashes you a smile, and you look away, cheeks burning hotter than the sun.
"I swear to fucking
'Post War': Part I- 'The visit' - Chapter I'Post War': Part I- 'The visit' - Chapter I4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Spinner´s End, Cokeworth, Northern England.
Severus put down the book and puffed heavily. It was the sixth time the bloody doorbell had rung.
Probably the teenage delinquents who were in the inconvenient habit of roaming Spinner´s End on occasion. During the past few years, they had been coming over to that abandoned part of town whenever they felt bored or were being chased by the police. As a matter of fact, with the street´s alarming state of decay, most of its houses deserted, it was rather surprising that the juvenile gangster-hopefuls didn´t come around to "visit" more often.
Spinner´s End was after all a perfect hiding place...Nobody better than Severus knew that...
But the fact was that Spinner´s End was ruined to such a degree that not even those little punks took a more than passing interest in it. Sometimes they entered an abandoned house to smoke, played some loud music (that is, if that godawful cacophony could be call
Precious and Fragile ThingsEridan stared at the other male in silence. He was just standing there, wearing Nepeta's hat and her Moirail's dark glasses. There was blood in that unmistakable green shade splattered all across the juggling club that he held. The high-blooded land-dweller said nothing, and Eridan did not break the silence. He couldn't.Precious and Fragile Things5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Nepeta's blood was on Gamzee's hands, more literally than figuratively. A few quick thoughts along a clinically logical track told him that Gamzee had likely killed Equius to get to her. The three highest on the hemospectrum that were still alive were gathered in one place, at least two of them having killed at least two other people.
Eridan had killed the Empress. Gamzee had killed Equius. Vriska was staring at Gamzee as he approached her and Eridan. Eridan had killed Kanaya. Gamzee had killed Nepeta. This left only Terezi unaccounted for out of the eight highest-ranking trolls in the hemospectrum on this entire glubforsaken rock.
Eight high- and middle-bloods, with a
I'm Derpy and I Know itI'm Derpy and I Know it4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
When I fly on by, mares be looking at my weird eyes
I crash into things, flying upside-down like a total ditz, yeah
This is how I roll, bubble print, flank outta control,
It's Derpy with the blonde mane
And like Celestia I rule Equestria
Colt look at that pony [x3]
I derp out
Colt look at that pony [x3]
I derp out
When I trot in the spot, this is what I see, ok
Everypony stops and they staring at me
I got a muffin in my hooves and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
I'm derpy and I know it [x2]
When I'm posting mail, dropping them parcels and leaving a trail
When I'm helping out, wrapping up winter and moving the clouds
This is how I roll, come on everypony it's time to go
We headed to sugarcube corner, don't be nervous
Cutie mark, hooves, and I still get service
Colt look at that pony [x3]
I derp out
Colt look at that pony [x3]
I derp out
When I trot in the spot, this is what I see, ok
Everypony stops and they staring at me
I got a muffin in my hooves and I ain't afra
PnF - Hidden loveProloguePnF - Hidden love5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Usually, Phineas Flynn was a energetic, optimistic kid who could find the joy and excitement in any summer day. However, today he felt the exact opposite; completley depressed and not because the day was ending.
It was because he was about to lose his best friend.
Phineas and his stepbrother, Ferb stood sadly by as they watched Isabella and her mother load up the last of their things into the back of their car. Slowly the 10 year old girl turned toward her friends, her eyes still red and puffy from crying and he immediately spoke up.
"I wish you didn't have to go."
She looked at Phineas with a large amount of remorse. "So do I Phineas, but you know how important this job is to my mom. I can't just stay here just because I want to." Isabella attempted to smile, but to no avail.
After giving a quick hug to her, Phineas dug into his pocket and pulled out a necklace with a small heart-shaped pendant connected to it. "Here, take it." Phineas said, placing the small item
The Ballad of Ms Creepy Whiskers and Mr Mopey DickAC: :33 < *ac paps the water carefurrly with her paw, watching the ripples and hoping to spot a nice big juicy fish!*The Ballad of Ms Creepy Whiskers and Mr Mopey Dick4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
CA: hey wwhat do you think youre doin
CA: this is my territory landdwweller
AC: :33 < *ac bares her teeth at the silly old fish, brandishing her claws!* you don't own efurry source of water, eridan!
CA: says you
CA: i bet you cant evven swwim
AC: :33 < fur your infurmation lots of rawrbeasts can swim
AC: :33 < especially the stripey ones! so there
AC: :33 < *ac protrudes her tongue impudently*!
CA: hey i wasnt challengin you or anyfin
CA: i wouldnt wwant your cat hair pollutin my clean puddle is all
AC: :33 < you wer making ourawrgeous clams!
AC: :33 < H33 h33
CA: wwhy are you laughin
CA: this is a searious issue
AC: :33 < beclaws your defending a puddle!
AC: :33 < that's so lam3333!
CA: wwell its my puddle and you cant havve it
CA: -splashes water at nepeta-
CA: and stop typin in that gross yelloww color
CA: i get enough a that from sol >(
Asperger'sAsperger's, Autism, High-functioning Autism, or anything elseAsperger's4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It isn't easy to deal with
Not a disease, you don't catch it
Just a condition people hardly understand
There is no basic definition, but includes
From my experience?
Regretting what I did
Withdrawn from the world
What a freak
Do something else for a change
She keeps to herself
Do you ever talk?
You should try to make friends
Why are you so clumsy?
You feel lonely
Desperate to make friends
Yet you're knocked down
Make one mistake
You're a freak
And you start to think
What's the point?
HTF Who To Choose? Ch.1Flaky was at her house, laying down on her back on her soft, red bed with her phone on her stomach. She grabbed it and looked at its screen once again. It was blank. No messages, no calls, no voice mails. She sighed sadly and put it back in its original position. She wished someone would talk to her, but no one cared about her. She was just a small, stupid, timid porcupine. She felt her eyes water. Why was she always ignored, always neglected? She wanted love. Love from a friend. Or maybe even love from a partner. The thought of that made her smile a bit. She did have a few options, but she knew they didn't like her. She knew nobody was interested in her. Petunia and Giggles had boyfriends because they are better than her. Smarter, prettier, cooler, funnier, more outgoing, and less shy. Lammy didn't have a boyfriend yet. Flaky knew though that Mime and Lammy were growing closer to each other. Tears ran down her face. She wanted a lover so badly. She wouldn't call herself desperatHTF Who To Choose? Ch.15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Karkat And Nepeta talk with Dave,Sollux,and EridanYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Karkat And Nepeta talk with Dave,Sollux,and Eridan3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You and the stranger both like Homestuck.
Stranger: 2up 2exy
DAAAWWWYOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!DAAAWWW4 years ago in Drama More Like This
▲: :33< hello...?
▼: D--> Greetings Nepeta
▲: :33< equius!
▼: D--> Nepeta where have you been
▲: :33< i could ask you the same question
▼: D--> I have been searching for you
▲: :33< i've b33n looking all ofur fur you!
▼: D--> And i have been searching everywhere for you
▲: :33< you have?
▼: D--> of course i have I have missed you
▲: :33< i've missed you too
▲: :33< *ac clings onto her meowrail*
▼: D--> *He gently patted her head, worried be might hurt her*
▲: :33< *ac happily purrs*
▼: D--> *Smiled and hugged her as gently as he could* I really have missed you
▲: :33< i have too...
▼: D--> *He gently rubbed his nose against hers* Are you alright
▲: :33< *ac nuzzles her head against her meowrail's chest* well, i think so
▼: D--> You think so
Cool And Sweet :: JadexDave :: HomestuckCool And Sweet :: JadexDave :: Homestuck3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Jade Harley sighed as she walked through the park. Being at the young age of 16, everyone at her age already had love in their lives. Jade felt alone, unwanted when she was with her friends. As much as she loved them, and they loved her, she felt left out when they all walked together in pairs. She was always in the back without a partner and always the wheel of her group. Jade kicked the nearest tree trunk in frustration; she was steaming from embarrassment. Her parents had humiliated her in front of her friends saying why they thought she couldn’t get a decent guy. Of course, she faked a smile and excused herself as “the nice girl” would. Everyone was at the park, everyone that was invited were holding hands and hugging. All. Except. Her. Jade continued to walk around the park, muttering and keeping her head down. She wasn’t looking where she was going and suddenly crashed into someone unexpected…
Dave Strider was looking down at his phone, grimacing a