Llamas with hats scriptCarl: Oh hey How did he get here?Llamas with hats script4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?!
Carl: Me? Uh, I didn't do this!
Paul: Explain what happened, Carl!
Carl: I've never seen him before in my life!
Paul: Why did you kill this person, Carl?
Carl: I do not kill people. That is that is my least favorite thing to do.
Paul: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
Carl: Alright, well I was upstairs
Carl: I was uh I was sitting in my room
Carl: reading a book
Paul: Go on
Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in
Carl: So, I went up to him
Carl: And I I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!
Carl: Oh! Well, I didn't know that!!
Paul: How could you not know that?!
Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I SUCK.
Paul: What happened to his hands?
Carl: What's that?
Paul: His hands. Whywhy are they missing?
ConfrontationI don't know what to say to you. I'm not even sure if I want to talk to you, or see you. Do you know how it felt, how it feel? I suppose the pain's dulled some; but have you even considered how it played in my life? I guess not. I loved you first. I needed you like the Earth needs water. I trusted you. You took that for granted and lied to me. I used to tell my friends that I wished you would just break me so I would stop hurting anytime you were with her; but you let me linger for seven months loving, hating, waiting, missing, wanting, needing you. You just let our friendship get so out of hand. You gave me allowance to hate her because you yourself hated her. . . but never once tried to leave. I suppose that's where I went wrong. But when do I finally get my chance to- no I suppose I don't want that anymore. I guess, for once, I want you to see how I feel. How it still hurts right here when I think of you. No. Don't say you're sorry, because I know you're not.Confrontation6 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
Quote Collection"My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today."Quote Collection4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
- Hazel from Watership Down, by Richard Adams
"All the world will be your enemy, Prince With a Thousand Enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you - digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed."
-Frith from Watership Down, by Richard Adams
"There is not a day or night when a mother doe does not offer her life for her kittens, or an honest captain of Owsla his life for his chief's. But there is no bargain. What is, is what must be. "
- Frith, from Watership Down, by Richard Adams
"Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."
"Now my poor, ugly, beautiful daughter is neither wolf, nor human. She lives with the forest, and so too will die with the forest."