Poor Hinata...( Warning: Story contains gas humor. If you don't like it, don't read it. )Poor Hinata...3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hinata walked through the halls of Konoha High School, ready to switch to her next class. She was always happy to get to this class, because Naruto was in it. Plus, she tried to get there early so she would be able to sit next to him. Her stomach suddenly started to grumble, so she rushed to the bathroom. After a good amount of time, she stepped out of the restroom. She rubbed her belly a little, wishing she hadn't ate what she had for lunch. She glanced at a clock on the wall.
"Oh no...I-I'm late...I'll never get to sit next to Naruto-kun now..." she sighed.
She continued walking slowly through the halls, as they were empty and quiet. Her stomach began grumbling again, and she gasped a little. She looked in every direction making sure no one was around. When she was finally sure she was alone, she relaxed and slightly let out a small fart; it didn't make too much noise, but it made her uniform skirt rise a lit
Detention -Prose-Detention -Prose-3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Alright class, turn to page 28 of your books..." Ken started to nod off during Mr. James' lesson, "...We're going... ...Question 12..." The teacher's voice began to fade out into the background, "...th... ...neth... ...KENNETH!!!" The teacher's voice startled Ken out of his half-sleep, "Huh, wha?" He said drowsily, "Mr. Bradley, school isn't a place to sleep," Replied Mr. James, "Detention, after school hours."
"Dude, I saw what happened... that was so unfair." Ken brushed his friend's sympathy off and kept eating his lunch, "Whatever." He mumbled. "Don't worry bro, I made sure Mr. James gets it." Replied his friend, "Hehe, I put Gas Powder in his lunch while he wasn't looking." Ken kept eating his lunch unimpressed, "Dude, check it out! It's Mr. James!" exclaimed Ken's friend, pointing out the lunch hall window. True to words, the teacher had just set his lunch down on a stone table outside. "He's gonna do it..." said Ken's friend And against his better judgment, Ken looked outside
Sakura's Gassy Attitude( Warning: Story contains gas/very little defecating humor. If you don't like it, don't read it. )Sakura's Gassy Attitude3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It had been a very long day, and Sakura Haruno was just on her way home from Konoha High School. Naruto had invited her to go to the ramen shop with him, but today she refused. She didn't feel well at all, because of her upset stomach.
"Maybe it was the food I had at lunch..." she thought to herself. Maybe that sushi and milk wasn't the best combination. She held her belly, and quickened her pace as she felt her stomach grumble.
She ran home as fast as she could once she thought the wrong combination of food wanted to escape her body. She ran into the house and ran quickly upstairs without bothering to remove her shoes. She threw her books onto her bed while dashing passed her bedroom. She rushed into the bathroom, shutting the door behind her, and quickly situated herself onto the toilet. Still holding her stomach, she relaxed a bit, letting out a long fa
REQUEST: A Smelly ContestThis story contains fart humor in some detail. If you do not like it, please do not read.REQUEST: A Smelly Contest4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I can't believe she kicked me out of the house...AGAIN!" Jade screamed to the air. Her mother, Amy, forced Jade to leave after a big argument.
(Whatever...I don't need her)
Jade was still her blue pajamas with red polka dots. She had socks on her feet, and had on a blue shirt with a pink panda on it. Unfortunately, it was 8:00 in the morning, and Jade had not taken a shower yet.
(Il...just take a walk, I guess)
Jade began walking away from her house, and into the local park.
(What's everybody lookin, at?) She thought to herself. (Acting like they never saw a girl with pjs on before..) Just then she let loose a very loud bassy fart. Her pajamas even rippled from the force.
(Ooh, that one might have left a mark.)
Jade was kicking a rock on the ground, not paying attention, and accidently walked into someone.
"Hey, watch where your going!" The young girl said.
"Jeez sorry! Who put a beehive in your
REQUEST: The CarnivalThis story contains fart humor in some detail. If you do not like it, please do not read.REQUEST: The Carnival4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ok, Il meet you there..no, I won't forget this time, alright? Ok bye."
Every year, there hometown host a special carnival, celebrating the 4th of July. It's always been fun, and every time Virgil, Jade, and the rest of the gang go there.
Virgil looked at his watch.
"Jeez, where is everybody? That girl can NEVER be time..."
He was wearing charcoal black shorts with white sneakers that seemed to gleam in the moons light. His shirt was also black.
Just then Jade and Susan arrived. Susan had on blue jeans with "apple bottom" on the back. Her top was a plain white shirt with the logo, " ^_^"
Jade was wearing shorts as well, but hers red. Her shirt was orange with the phrase, "Bite me" on it.
"Hey...where's Nick?" Jade asked.
"He couldn't make it. Said that his parents didn't want him wasting a 4th of July at a carnival this year."
"Oh, so it's just us?" Susan said.
Virgil wrapped his
Ty Lee's torture(Weelad is still suck in a prison cell)Ty Lee's torture7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ty Lee: Rise and shine cutie!
(Weelad wakes up)
Weelad: What do you want?
Ty Lee: We searched the place where you told us where the Avatar was. He wasn't there! Which means you've been lying!
Weelad: It took you 3 days to figure that out? You guys must be a bunch of dumbasses.
(Ty Lee turns around pulls her pants down)
Ty Lee: How is this for dumb! (Ty Lee lets out a huge fart)
Weelad: Ugh! How did you give out that much gas? I've seen a room full of dynamite that doesn't let out that much of an explosion!
Ty Lee: That's nothing. (Ty Lee holds her butt closer to Weelad's face) Now tell me where the Avatar is!
Weelad: Ok! Ok! He is in a old rest shop near the Dragon Lake!
Ty Lee: That's better. (Ty Lee walks out and lets out one last huge fart.
Weelad: Eww! (Weelad passes out)
Ty Lee Farting Request(Nazaru sits on his throne listening to his sisters' report and starts to feel drowsy)Ty Lee Farting Request6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Verona: So as you can see brother War has increased in the European region.
Aleera: And the death toll from diseases is higher than last year.
Nazaru: This news pleases me. (yawn) But I think I'll retire to my chamber and will see you tomorrow.
Verona & Aleera: Sleep well your highness.
(Nazaru walks into his bedroom and sees Ty Lee there)
Ty Lee: Hey Nazi Pooh. What brings you here?
Nazaru: I'm going to sleep.
(Nazaru goes into his bed and falls asleep)
(An hour passes and Ty Lee starts to get bored)
Ty Lee: Gee I wish there was something to do.
(Ty lee looks at Nazaru and gets an idea)
(Ty Lee takes her pants off her hips and sits on Nazaru's head)
Ty Lee: I'm sure Nazi Pooh won't mind this.
(Suddenly Ty Lee farts on Nazaru's head but doesn't wake him up because he can't smell it)
Ty Lee: (Giggles) Oh this so much fun!
(Ty Lee lets out more farts and enjoys herself for hours)
Ty Lee: (Whispers) Ok
Ino Sakrura Fart Request(While in the bathroom, Naruto unravels a scroll and tries to practice a new jutsu)Ino Sakrura Fart Request5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Naruto: Oh boy! This jutsu is going to open new doors for me! (Naruto does hand signs) Ninja secret art! Shrinking jutsu!
(Naruto shrinks to the size of a pen)
Naruto: Alright! (Naruto suddenly slips into the toilet) Oh no!
(Two people go into the bathroom, its Sakura and Ino)
Ino: (Stomach grumbling) Oh man! I told you we shouldm't have eaten Choji's chili special!
Sakura: It hurts so bad we couldn't even make it to the girl's bathroom! I'm going first!
(Sakura pulls her pants down and places her naked ass on the bathroom)
Naruto: What is going on?
(Sakura uncontrollably farts and poops in the toilet and Naruto gets hailed by it)
Sakura: Oh my God! (Continues farting)
Sakura: (Sighs) Thats a little better.
Naruto: (Comes up for air) Man it smells like Grandma Tsunade's underwear!
Ino: Ok its my turn now! (Ino places her naked butt on the toilet and and releases a flood of poop and
fifi la fume's farting prankFifi la Fume's farting prankfifi la fume's farting prank5 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
This is a tiny toon fan fiction about babs bunny and fifi la fume pulling a prank ibns chool involving farting.read more to see what happens.very fuuny.note:I don't onw any tiny toon characters/all belong to warner bros.
A scene early in the morning shows babs bunny going to a Mexican place called taco town and orderring some food.
Counter Employee:may I take your order
Babs Bunny:yeh,can I get 50 burritos please.with extra cheese
Employee:wow you must be really hungry.are you celebrating something
Babs bunnyh yeh.it's a special occasion'she laughs a little
Babs bunny pays for the burritos and takes them to school with her.
Babs:wow,I hope this works,I saved up a lot of allowance for this.
Babs then takes the burritos and puts them in her school locker.She then sees fif la fume walk by in the school hallway.
Babs Bunny:hey fifi,hows it going.tell me,do you like Mexican food?
Fifi La fumeh qui,I love food from different cultures.
Babs:good,I had some bur
Marline Torturing Request(In her forest, Marline, the centaur, goes around fetching berries)Marline Torturing Request5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Marline: Ah, this so relaxing! At this rate I'll hve enough berries for the big feast.
(Suddenly when Marline tries to get the last berry she feels someone else tugging on it)
Marline: What gives? If someone is trying to get my berry, they better let go or else.
Woman: Who said that?
(Marline pulls out the berry and sees that it a woman with her 2 sisters)
Marline: Hey this my berry bush! And I don't like people picking the berries, let alone eat them.
Sister 1: You eat them, don't be greedy!
Sister 2: We'll eat whatever we want!
Woman: So why don't you trot off and get lost! (Woman spits in Marline's face)
Marline: Thats it, I tried to be nice but now its war!
(Marline uses her hind legs to kick the woman and the sisters try to tackle her)
Marline: (Pinning them down with her butt) No use struggling! Why don't you just apologize now and I'll let you go?
Woman & Sisters: Never!
Marline: Alright, you brought this on you
REQUEST: A Gassy SpellbookRequest: A Girl's Gassy SpellbookREQUEST: A Gassy Spellbook9 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Irina Lexington was your typical college sophomore. She was on her way home, but had decided to take a look at some of her college town's older buildings. It was then that she saw the book. It was a strange, ancient-looking book covered with dust and bizarre writing. "This is strange. Why is this book just lying here?" She couldn't help but pick it up. "Oh well. It looks like the owner didn't want it anymore." So Irina decided to take it home with her.
Irina arrived at her house, and examined the book. "What's this? Looks like a spell book." She took a closer look at the writing. "I wonder...." Irina couldn't resist the temptation. She tried to say one of the strange incantations. Irina waited for a few seconds, then laughed. "Nope. It's just an old book with weird writing." Irina put down the book, and stood up.
It was then that she first felt it: a very slight pressure in her stomach, a mild but insistent bloating. "Oh my."
night out with SkunketteNessanight out with SkunketteNessa5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Nessa and I were resting on my couch, we had just come back from the all you can eat Mexican restaurant were Nessa had just clean the place out. Eating all of sorts of beans with burritos and spicy double beef volcano tacos on the side and was scarfing down the food like there was no tomorrow.
Lying on the couch Nessa lifted up her shirt and exposed her bare almost pregnant looking bloated stomach and placed her hands on it, rubbing it and watching it rumble.
"WHEW! Wow that hit the spot!"She said as we both turned to the TV
Then 5 minutes Nessa Suddenly felt her stomach churn and felt some gas bubbling up. She patted her stomach and let out a nice burp followed by a cute fart and looking down at her rumbling stomach she said
"Looks like its going to be a fun night" placing one hand on her stomach patting it with a smirk on her face.
She lifted her leg up a bit and passed gas, chuckling to herself under her breath, while I was waving a hand in front of my nose as Nessa s
ART TRADE: Air Pressure"Hey sis, you alright?" Blake said as his sister seemed to eat the food in front of her as if she was in a contest. It was one of the few days they both found themselves with some free time so Blake's sister Brianna decided to treat her brother to some dinner, unfortunately any attempt by Blake to reach his sister was lost in the mountain of food she set up for herself.ART TRADE: Air Pressure3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Bri!" Blake yelled as his sister lifter her head with a buffalo wing still in her mouth, finally getting his sister's attention, but Blake couldn't help but laugh at his usually very 'professional' sister .
"C'mon Blake, I have to be prim and proper 24/7, can't I relax a little in front of my brother?" Brianna said while finishing the wing she had in her mouth.
"It's not that, I just know you, and I know you tend to eat without really enjoying your food when you're nervous," Blake explained.
"Well, I guess I'm a little on edge. I have a business trip tomorrow, and usually It's not a problem, but I'm going o
Jolly Green Aina!Jolly Green Aina!1 month ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"OH MY GOD IT'S HERE!!"
"ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!"
...oh. Yeah, I guess it is that time of year again, isn't it?
"It's the best time of year! Everyone goes out and wears green all day long!"
And you get pinched if you don't, from my understanding.
"Oh, that's not the only thing that's great about the holiday."
What, you mean like all the drinking?
"No, not JUST the drinking!"
...you get to live out your fantasy of being a leprechaun?
"I'm not a leprechaun."
I'm just saying.
I'm kidding! So what else is there to St. Patrick's Day?
"All the green food of course!"
"I'm just saying - there's gonna be a lot more green later, if ya know what I mean~"
Messing Contest Flame Princess vs FionnaMessing Contest Flame Princess vs Fionna4 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Suggested by :icondiaperartist:, image done by :iconreaphappiness:
Fionna the Human Girl, and Phoebe the Flame Princess were chosen by Princess Bubblegum to participate in a messing contest. For science, of course. The Princess merely wanted to test and see how a fire elemental's digestive system and diet of coal would fare against that of a human female of about the same age and body type, who ate a fairly ordinary human diet. The Princess took them both down to her lab, and had both girls stripped naked. They both had breasts of impressive size, Fionna having a pair of rosy pink nipples and Flame Princess's being dark red. Both girls were a bit squishy around the middle, Fionna being a little chubby, with a single jiggly fat roll, while Flame Princess had a round, potbelly to her. They looked at each other, and blushed, trying to look straight at the Princess, instead of their naked bodies. The Princess then fitted them with an identical diaper. Both of them were pink, and able to ho
The Aroma of Roma pt. 5The Aroma of Roma, pt. 5The Aroma of Roma pt. 58 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Throughout the day, as the dreaded eve approached, I grew anxious. What would Devin think if he were to see Audrey, or, even worse, me WITH her? If it came to that, Id have to swear him to secrecy, though I didnt see that to be much of a possibility My best bet was to avoid even mentioning her while he was in earshot; I also grew nervous of what Audrey would say when I arrived late, or if I was unable to meet her at all that night. I had taken a shower, hoping to get the horrible smell of Audrey and the garbage that surrounded her off of me so as not to arouse suspicion. After a few hours, when my hair had had a chance to dry off, I heard the doorbell ring. Looking out, I saw that it was indeed Devin; it was only about 5:00 or 6:00, so hopefully I wouldnt be too awfully late meeting Audrey afterwards. I opened the door, smiling, and said, Hey, Devin. How are you? Devin, walking in, replied, Eh, not bad. You? I hop
The Aroma of Roma pt. 6The Aroma of Roma, pt. 6The Aroma of Roma pt. 68 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Boyfriend..." The word echoed in my mind for what seemed like hours; in reality, it had only been a couple of minutes since Audrey had asked the question. I was, frankly, amazed that she would ask that question, and weighed the pros and cons. On the one hand, she was a cute girl, and a skunk at that (I had always been interested in skunks); she also had a nice, if rather tomboyish, personality. However, on the other hand, she stank terribly; I couldn't see flies around her, though, but her smell was apparent. She also had peculiar eating habits and preferences; eating garbage and letting loose ground-shaking blasts of gas (from either end) wasnt exactly "normal". Overall, the skunk I knew as Audrey O'Roma did seem like a person who was somewhat easy to get along with, so I mustered my courage and, blushing deeply, gave her my answer. "Yes."
Now it was Audrey's turn to blush. She smiled tenderly and warmly; she then placed a hand to her mouth to muffle a
The Aroma of Roma pt. 14The Aroma of Roma, pt. 14The Aroma of Roma pt. 147 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
When I awoke, something occurred to me: Audrey didn't exactly have the best living conditions. She had to ration food, and relied on money she found just to be able to survive. This struck a major chord in my brain, and I had an idea, though I didn't know exactly how Audrey would take it. I decided that I'd tell her some time before it got too late in the early morning.
At about 9:00 that evening, I decided to walk over to Audrey's house; I was sure she wouldn't mind. As I walked down the street leading to the park, I crossed paths with someone, who said simply, "Hey, Jordan," to which I responded, recognizing the voice, "Hey, Audrey." At that point, I stopped, and turned on my heel, questioning the reliability of my eyes. Audrey, sure enough, was walking down the road...to my house! Similarly, she turned around, and both of us laughed. We were both about to go to each other's place; it was a good thing we passed each other.
We chatted for a bit, and Audrey sm
The Aroma of Roma, pt. 9The Aroma of Roma, pt. 9The Aroma of Roma, pt. 97 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
We kissed, and Audrey said, "Well, I hate to be rude, but I'd better get home and fix the place up for ya." She chuckled, we said our goodbyes, and I walked her to the door, all the while remembering our arrangement: I had invited her to my house, and she saw it as only proper to invite me to hers. We had arranged to meet in the park at 10:30 the next night, and she headed on back home, probably to prepare; I anxiously awaited our next meeting, as well as seeing her house. There was little use in denying it at this point: I was in love with Audrey. She was cute, even though she was somewhat fat, very gassy, horribly smelly, and awfully gluttonous. Another originally frightening thought raced through my mind, though it was barely frightening now; perhaps it was those things that were the reason I was attracted to her. Actually, I was certain that those things drew me to her. And, as weird as that was to most people (though no one knew about her except for me, at
Ty Lee's Invitation 2(Toph, Ty Lee, and Jason are at a snack stasnd drinking cranberry juice)Ty Lee's Invitation 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Toph: So you're getting married huh? Never thought you were the settle down type. Especially with someone like Nazaru.
Ty Lee: He's been really sweet to me and I was hoping you would come.
(Toph gives off a loud fart)
Toph:I don't know. If you haven't noticed, I'm not the type that attends something as formal and proper as weddings.
Ty Lee: But your a part of the Bei Fong family. You must've been taught some manners.
Toph: True, but I don't like using it. (Toph sees Ty Lee starting to cry and sighs) But if I suppose if it means that much to you, I'll go. Who knows I may be even liven up the place!
(Ty Lee hugs Toph)
Ty lee: Thank you, thank you, thank you! You won't regret it!
(Toph pushes Ty Lee off of her )
Toph: You need to work on space.
(Jason turns his head around and see two Order of Light members and chases after)
Ty Lee: Now all we need is some more letters. Jason could you stop by - (Ty Lee can't find Ja
The Aroma of Roma pt. 11The Aroma of Roma, pt. 11The Aroma of Roma pt. 117 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I walked down the path into the main area of the park, a warm smile on my face and the memory of Audreys kiss forever imprinted on my brain. That was a moment I didnt ever intend to forget. Meanwhile, I was unaware that I was being watched...
The mysterious figure who was watching me spoke to herself, though, seeing as I was a good distance away, I couldn't possibly hear her. "He may not be a skunk, but he sure is a hunk!" She sighed and continued, "Le sigh... So he eez, how you say, into that sort of thing, non? Well, then, fear not, mon cher; Fifi la Fume eez here to satisfy! Though, I must say, I will miss zis figure..." She giggled, looking down at her slender form, then hopped out of the bushes and into the nearest supermarket, buying some of the most fattening and gassiest foods found anywhere; she was apparently ready to take drastic measures to get me to like her. Returning to her home, she began to pig out on most of her recent "acquisitio
The Legend of the Killer Red BeansThere is a small legend about a very deadly object that when consumed by man can lead to serious....complications. That legend, is the legend of the Killer Red Beans. Almost nobody escapes its wrath unscathed, however it entices many and delivers its subjects a great deal of its treasure almost all at once to which its subjects cannot handle it...however this is the tale of when a couple girls are unaware of the chaos sprung about from the Killer Red Beans!The Legend of the Killer Red Beans3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
The cafeteria bell finished its last ding. A blond girl with interesting shades ends up in the cafeteria first as she looks for her friend.
"Leslie?" she calls out hoping her friend would respond. No response amongst the soft cacophony of sounds around the cafeteria. "Leeesli- Oof!"
The sudden sound of a thud softly resounded in the cafeteria.
"Hah!" called a voice from above the tackled Angela, "I finally caught you off guard!"
"Should've known it was you Leslie," Angela sighed as she stood up, brushing the dirt off of her clo
The Aroma of Roma pt. 8The Aroma of Roma, pt. 8The Aroma of Roma pt. 87 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
As Audrey and I walked into the kitchen, I heard her belly rumbling noisily, which meant one of two things: either she was about to let out another huge blast of gas or she was pretty hungry. She licked her lips, smiling, which proved that the latter was more probable. Looking in the refrigerator, I was able to find quite a few good choices for breakfast; however, I imagined that with the skunk's belly came a rather large appetite, so I decided to make us a BIG breakfast. Spraying two pans (so nothing would stick to them) and greasing up two frying pans, I proceeded to also get out jelly, cheese, butter and syrup. Audrey licked her lips again in excitement and anticipation; after about 20-30 minutes, our big breakfast was ready...and what a breakfast it was. Bacon, sausage, biscuits, pancakes, waffles and cinnamon rolls (glazed with icing, of course) lay before us in ample amounts on the large table, and we proceeded to dig in.
I ate somewhat more slowly than A
Fox Farting Request(While training in a forest, the female ninja, fox, practiced on her Shuriken)Fox Farting Request5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Fox: (Throwing her shuriken at at a target on a tree) Bullseye! My aim is impecable!
(Fox watch suddenly beeps)
Fox: Oh time for my lunch break.
(Fox leaves the woods and goes into the market to buy some food)
Panda: Hello Fox, I have a special on rice balls today. The average sale price is 30 yen! But for an old friend I will sell to you a whole bag's worth for only 10 yen!
Fox: Well with a deal like that, how can I say no!
(Fox buys the rice balls and goes home)
Fox: Oh boy I forgot how great rice balls tasted!
(Fox quickly devours all the rice balls and feels a rumble in her stomach)
Fox: Oh no I just remembered, I'm allergic to rice balls!
(Fox suddenly farts so hard that she breaks her chair in half)
Fox: Ouch. At least its- (Fox farts again and crashes into her living room)
Fox: This isn't going to be good.
(Fox keeps farting and bumps into things in her house)
Fox: Here comes the big bomb!
(Fox lets o