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Detention -Prose-Detention -Prose-2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Alright class, turn to page 28 of your books..." Ken started to nod off during Mr. James' lesson, "...We're going... ...Question 12..." The teacher's voice began to fade out into the background, "...th... ...neth... ...KENNETH!!!" The teacher's voice startled Ken out of his half-sleep, "Huh, wha?" He said drowsily, "Mr. Bradley, school isn't a place to sleep," Replied Mr. James, "Detention, after school hours."
"Dude, I saw what happened... that was so unfair." Ken brushed his friend's sympathy off and kept eating his lunch, "Whatever." He mumbled. "Don't worry bro, I made sure Mr. James gets it." Replied his friend, "Hehe, I put Gas Powder
Poor Hinata...( Warning: Story contains gas humor. If you don't like it, don't read it. )Poor Hinata...1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hinata walked through the halls of Konoha High School, ready to switch to her next class. She was always happy to get to this class, because Naruto was in it. Plus, she tried to get there early so she would be able to sit next to him. Her stomach suddenly started to grumble, so she rushed to the bathroom. After a good amount of time, she stepped out of the restroom. She rubbed her belly a little, wishing she hadn't ate what she had for lunch. She glanced at a clock on the wall.
"Oh no...I-I'm late...I'll never get to sit next to Naruto-kun now..." she sighed.
She c
Julie the gassy giantessJulie the giant and gassy magicianJulie the gassy giantess2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Julie the magician was at the mall one day and she saw a thief stealing jewelry from the jewelry store and she farted on the thief.
Thief: PU!
Julie: Put the jewels back where you found them this instant.
Thief: No!
Julie kept farting on the thief until the thief gave up and puts them back where they belong.
Thief: PU! Ok ok I'm sorry I'll return the jewels.
The thief returns the jewels and the security guards throw the thief out of the mall and the thief goes to prison.
The next day Julie puts a growth spell on herself and she says the words Abra-Ka-Grow.
Julie was growing and growing and she turne
Sakura's Gassy Attitude( Warning: Story contains gas/very little defecating humor. If you don't like it, don't read it. )Sakura's Gassy Attitude1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
It had been a very long day, and Sakura Haruno was just on her way home from Konoha High School. Naruto had invited her to go to the ramen shop with him, but today she refused. She didn't feel well at all, because of her upset stomach.
"Maybe it was the food I had at lunch..." she thought to herself. Maybe that sushi and milk wasn't the best combination. She held her belly, and quickened her pace as she felt her stomach grumble.
"Uh-oh..."
She ran home as fast as she could once she thought the wrong combination of food wanted to escape he
fifi la fume's farting prankFifi la Fume's farting prankfifi la fume's farting prank3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
This is a tiny toon fan fiction about babs bunny and fifi la fume pulling a prank ibns chool involving farting.read more to see what happens.very fuuny.note:I don't onw any tiny toon characters/all belong to warner bros.
A scene early in the morning shows babs bunny going to a Mexican place called taco town and orderring some food.
Counter Employee:may I take your order
Babs Bunny:yeh,can I get 50 burritos please.with extra cheese
Employee:wow you must be really hungry.are you celebrating something
Babs bunny:oh yeh.it's a special occasion'she laughs a little
Babs bunny pays for the burritos and takes them
REQUEST: The CarnivalThis story contains fart humor in some detail. If you do not like it, please do not read.REQUEST: The Carnival2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ok, Il meet you there..no, I won't forget this time, alright? Ok bye."
Every year, there hometown host a special carnival, celebrating the 4th of July. It's always been fun, and every time Virgil, Jade, and the rest of the gang go there.
Virgil looked at his watch.
"Jeez, where is everybody? That girl can NEVER be time..."
He was wearing charcoal black shorts with white sneakers that seemed to gleam in the moons light. His shirt was also black.
Just then Jade and Susan arrived. Susan had on blue jeans with "apple bottom" on the back. H
REQUEST: A Gassy SpellbookRequest: A Girl's Gassy SpellbookREQUEST: A Gassy Spellbook7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Irina Lexington was your typical college sophomore. She was on her way home, but had decided to take a look at some of her college town's older buildings. It was then that she saw the book. It was a strange, ancient-looking book covered with dust and bizarre writing. "This is strange. Why is this book just lying here?" She couldn't help but pick it up. "Oh well. It looks like the owner didn't want it anymore." So Irina decided to take it home with her.
Irina arrived at her house, and examined the book. "What's this? Looks like a spell book." She took a closer look at the writing. "I wonder
REQUEST: A Smelly ContestThis story contains fart humor in some detail. If you do not like it, please do not read.REQUEST: A Smelly Contest2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I can't believe she kicked me out of the house...AGAIN!" Jade screamed to the air. Her mother, Amy, forced Jade to leave after a big argument.
(Whatever...I don't need her)
Jade was still her blue pajamas with red polka dots. She had socks on her feet, and had on a blue shirt with a pink panda on it. Unfortunately, it was 8:00 in the morning, and Jade had not taken a shower yet.
(Il...just take a walk, I guess)
Jade began walking away from her house, and into the local park.
(What's everybody lookin, at?) She thought to herself. (Acting like they
The Aroma of Roma pt. 6The Aroma of Roma, pt. 6The Aroma of Roma pt. 66 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Boyfriend..." The word echoed in my mind for what seemed like hours; in reality, it had only been a couple of minutes since Audrey had asked the question. I was, frankly, amazed that she would ask that question, and weighed the pros and cons. On the one hand, she was a cute girl, and a skunk at that (I had always been interested in skunks); she also had a nice, if rather tomboyish, personality. However, on the other hand, she stank terribly; I couldn't see flies around her, though, but her smell was apparent. She also had peculiar eating habits and preferences; eating garbage and letting loose ground-shaking blasts
The Aroma of Roma pt. 5The Aroma of Roma, pt. 5The Aroma of Roma pt. 56 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Throughout the day, as the dreaded eve approached, I grew anxious. What would Devin think if he were to see Audrey, or, even worse, me WITH her? If it came to that, I’d have to swear him to secrecy, though I didn’t see that to be much of a possibility… My best bet was to avoid even mentioning her while he was in earshot; I also grew nervous of what Audrey would say when I arrived late, or if I was unable to meet her at all that night. I had taken a shower, hoping to get the horrible smell of Audrey and the garbage that surrounded her off of me so as not to arouse suspicion. After a few hours, when my h
OriginsOrigins1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Origins
Many fetish artists don't really go into detail why they decided to draw what they draw. Most just give answers like, "because I like it". You never really get a back-story. So, what I'm going to do is give an in-depth reason that may shed a little light on this.
I guess I can start back when I was a young boy. Being the youngest of the bunch, mom was always around me. My mother is kind of a plushy woman, and every time we hugged, she always felt so warm. That could be a reason. Every time I see a large woman, it could remind me of my mother's embrace.
Heading into middle school, the worst years of my life (I went through an emo st
fifi and babs eat too muchfifi and babs eat too muchfifi and babs eat too much3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
this is a fanfiction about fifi la fume and babs bunny eating lots of junk foodo and getting fat and stuffed. note:i dont own babs bunny or other tiny toon characters.all are owned by warner bros.
its the weekend and babs bunny is at her house relaxing and watching sanford and son
babs bunny:that fred sanford is one funny old guy.but its kinda boring watching tv all by myself.i think ill invite fifi over for a while.she picks up her phone and calls fifi
fifi:bonjour.
babs:yeh fifi its babs,i was wondering if you wanted to come over to my house to hang out
fifi:sure,babs zat would be fun,ill be over in a minute
The Aroma of Roma, pt. 15The Aroma of Roma, pt. 15The Aroma of Roma, pt. 154 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
After a few minutes, we had returned to my—well, OUR house now, and I unlocked and opened the door. Immediately, Audrey ran upstairs, shaking the house with her bulk, and unpacked her things in the guest bedroom in which she had previously stayed. When she returned, she almost instantly picked up the smell of food again; I had begun fixing up an extra-special breakfast, as a way of welcoming the skunk girl to my home, this time to stay. 20 minutes or so later, the preparations were completed, as well as the food, and upon seeing the amazing spread, Audrey began drooling; bacon, sausage, biscuits, pancakes and s
The Aroma of Roma part 12The Aroma of Roma, pt. 12The Aroma of Roma part 125 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Night seemed to have come sooner that it had come for the past few days, and I wondered if Audrey would mind me coming over for a visit. She seemed very nice and probably wouldn't mind, and yet I didn't want to just barge in uninvited. I made up my mind that I would go; any chance to see Audrey was worth the risk to me.
Performing the standard procedure for any outing (getting my things and locking up the house), I started out on my walk towards Audrey's house in the park. It was quite a lovely night; the moon was full, making everything look even more beautiful. I remembered the previous night, when I first went t
The Aroma of Roma pt. 11The Aroma of Roma, pt. 11The Aroma of Roma pt. 115 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I walked down the path into the main area of the park, a warm smile on my face and the memory of Audrey’s kiss forever imprinted on my brain. That was a moment I didn’t ever intend to forget. Meanwhile, I was unaware that I was being watched...
The mysterious figure who was watching me spoke to herself, though, seeing as I was a good distance away, I couldn't possibly hear her. "He may not be a skunk, but he sure is a hunk!" She sighed and continued, "Le sigh... So he eez, how you say, into that sort of thing, non? Well, then, fear not, mon cher; Fifi la Fume eez here to satisfy! Though, I must say, I wil
The Aroma of Roma pt. 10The Aroma of Roma, pt. 10The Aroma of Roma pt. 106 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I gazed upon the house, and for a moment or two, I could scarcely believe that this was where Audrey lived; it was somewhat small... Still, I didn't say anything, not wanting to be rude, but accompanied her as she walked toward the door and opened it. "Like I said," the skunk told me, "it's not much, but it's home."
The interior of the house was quite surprising to me as well; it seemed like the entire house was two rooms, maybe three. The majority of the house was a single room, with a rather large bed (it probably NEEDED to be pretty large to accommodate such a plump skunk), a kitchen area across from it, and a s
The Aroma of Roma, pt. 9The Aroma of Roma, pt. 9The Aroma of Roma, pt. 96 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
We kissed, and Audrey said, "Well, I hate to be rude, but I'd better get home and fix the place up for ya." She chuckled, we said our goodbyes, and I walked her to the door, all the while remembering our arrangement: I had invited her to my house, and she saw it as only proper to invite me to hers. We had arranged to meet in the park at 10:30 the next night, and she headed on back home, probably to prepare; I anxiously awaited our next meeting, as well as seeing her house. There was little use in denying it at this point: I was in love with Audrey. She was cute, even though she was somewhat fat, very gassy, horribly
The Aroma of Roma pt. 8The Aroma of Roma, pt. 8The Aroma of Roma pt. 86 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
As Audrey and I walked into the kitchen, I heard her belly rumbling noisily, which meant one of two things: either she was about to let out another huge blast of gas or she was pretty hungry. She licked her lips, smiling, which proved that the latter was more probable. Looking in the refrigerator, I was able to find quite a few good choices for breakfast; however, I imagined that with the skunk's belly came a rather large appetite, so I decided to make us a BIG breakfast. Spraying two pans (so nothing would stick to them) and greasing up two frying pans, I proceeded to also get out jelly, cheese, butter and syrup. Au
Becky of the jungle part 2Becky sighed as she finished packing her back pack. She had 3 weeks left out here in the jungles of the private island her firm had bought. She hated bring here. The food was good the staff was hard working and the island itself was very pleasant for the most part. It was Miles that was the problem. Like her he was from Scotland and so had been tasked as her work partner.Becky of the jungle part 24 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
She groused as she looked out the window, sure enough there was Miles arguing with the guide/Merc, Paul who was assigned as their protector here. Miles didn’t like him at all and had started an incident only a week before that could have gotten them killed but he
Tenten vs Hsien-ko DEATH BATTLE biosTenten vs Hsien-ko DEATH BATTLE bios3 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Theme song: http://youtu.be/PFIILAESjYY
Born and raised as a Konoha Shinobi; Tenten is a weapons expert trained under Might Guy.
Background
Age – 17-18 (as of Shippuden)
Birthdate May 9 (Pisces)
Height – 5’4 1/2
Weight – 104 lbs.
Mission guide – 28 D Ranks, 23 C Ranks, 3 B Rank, 7 A Rank, 1 S Rank
Chunin level Ninja
Ninjutsu Skill – 3/5
Taijutsu Skill – 3.5/5
Genjutsu Skill – 1.5/5
Stamina – 2/5
Strength – 1.5/5
Hand Seals – 2/5
Intelligence (combat thinking) – 3.5/5
Wishing to be like her idol: the well-renowned medical ninja Tsunade; Tenten was crushed to learn she la
They're hiring over thereWe had been dancing around each other for weeks.They're hiring over there2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Working alone on the night shift meant hauling the trash through the dark to the dumpster in back. We met back there. There was no romance in our meeting. If I got too close I know she would have bit and sprayed and maybe tried to murder me. She was a massive skunk. I had not bothered to name her. I pitched the bags in from as far as I could, and she always appeared from around the corner to glare and make sure I didn't get too close.
I never did, until she didn't show.
One night I made my way out
The very loud.........noiseIt was a normal school day nothing bad happening it seemed fine but then it got to last lesson of the day and it was round about half way through the lesson and I really needed to fart but I'm a girl and I'm in a classroom it would just be really embarrassing so I tried my best to hold it in but I think that just made it worse and worse and then it built up so much it was impossible to keep in so I had no choice but to let go and just hope it isn't that loud. Yeah knowing my luck that isn't going to happen it was so loud and everybody knew who did it straight away and started to laugh at me while my face got redder and redder and I just wanteThe very loud.........noise1 year ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Super Gas Sisters Brawl Part 6Daisy grinned behind Jessica's back and explained to her that there has been some events that occurred.Super Gas Sisters Brawl Part 69 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"You mean Peach is retired?!" Jessica said in awe.
"Yes," Daisy started to explain, "Y'see...
"When Peach was in her glory days, she was known as Princess Aromatic Toadstool. She could gas anybody no matter how immune they think they were to her gas. She could manipulate her Onara to seduce any guy or girl that happened to encounter her. She was unstoppable. That is...until she fought some odd character that wasn't from around here. In fact, she came only to challenge Peach to an all out Onara battle, for the belt of Best Brawling Winner
Super Gas Sisters Brawl part 1It was a nice day in the World of Brawl. Mario was just having a battle with Luigi, on a video game. After he annihilated Luigi, he walked out of his Mansion Luigi happened to by with the money he got from that other haunted mansion. He was thinking about all the fun he had from fighting in the tournament arena. He decided to take Luigi there. He told him that they both should have to take a break from saving the universe so they decided to take a trip to the Tournament Arena.Super Gas Sisters Brawl part 12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Once they got there they heard crying. Mario turned to see two girls. The blue-haired girl in a green skirt sobbed while the black haired one with just teared up in he
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