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One day, in Derpjago, a pop tart fell from the sky. "What is this?" Jay asked.
"It is a pop tart." Kai responded. "If you dip it in poison and eat it, something magical will
happen!" But Jay did not like kai. So, he booted him off Derpjago. And decided that he
didn't like any of the Derpy lego gais. "I wonder if feeding someone a poisoned pop tart will
kill them." Jay wondered. Of course, actually thinking strained Jay's brain, and he
The pop tart then exploded and Lord Garmadon came out. Of course, lord Garmadon was wearing a
sombrero. He ran over to Lloyd and tried to shoot him with his taco gun, BUT LLOYD
WAS REALLY CHUCK NORRIS! Then Chuck Norris stole lord Garmadon's taco gun, and Lord Garmadon cried. Then Jay
came back to life and booted Lord Garmadon off Derpjago. And Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked
Jay off Derpjago.
Zane then smelled tacos, and went insane. Zane ran to Derpjago City. Cole was trying
to eat an entire 9001 inch cake without barfing. Zane wanted a taco, so he