MedicXReader: Sneaky Sexy Doctor 2 (Love Shot)I slowly peek around the corner, my lungs barely taking in air, I’m trying to be as still and quiet as possible in order to stay hidden. You see, I have a somewhat weak immune system and that means Medic constantly rags at me with medicine and things like that. Well, it’s almost winter and Medic is giving everyone immunizations, needles are scary, need I say more? I get down on all fours as I slowly crawl past the main hallway, hoping and praying that I don’t get spotted. I can hear faint voices coming from a little further up ahead; I stop and listen, before realizing that the voices belong to Demoman and Engie, they shouldn’t be too much of a problem, but I should still be careful so as to not be spotted, they could easily turn me into Medic for a couple dollars or something.MedicXReader: Sneaky Sexy Doctor 2 (Love Shot)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
I crawl past quietly and then get half way up, still in a crouching position I take another look around, Heavy is guarding the entrance, beautiful. “Crap…” I whisper as
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Addiction-Medic X Reader (Blu Version)AddictionAddiction-Medic X Reader (Blu Version)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Medic X Reader
I sat on my bed, watching the clock tick away as the impending silence of the base sank further into the night. There was a burning hunger deep in my stomach, making me twitch and pray that everyone was deep enough in their dreams to not be up at this hour. My mission was simple in idea, but problematic to actually succeed in. It wasn’t a job I could just do. It needed stealth, efficiency, and calm. Because I was going to break into Medic’s lab.
As insane as it sounded, the item of choice was even weirder: The jar of cough drops. Yes, I am one of the poor souls addicted to those things. The cool menthol dripping down my throat and the refreshing flavors soothing the inner hunger, God I love cough drops. The major problem was how hard it is to infiltrate such a part of the base. Medic is very strict about who and what goes in and out of there, and not to mention the fact that he would flip if he found out about me stealing from hi
TF2: A Psychiatric Evaluation--------------------------------------------------------TF2: A Psychiatric Evaluation6 years ago in Humor More Like This
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I went into this little job with an open mind, and hopes that this study would possibly net me a Nobel Peace Prize nomination, not at all expecting to meet some of the most fascinating, thoroughly depraved, and deep
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A Nine-Pipe ProblemThe Medic looked up from his work at the sound of the infirmary doors creaking open. Even before his eyes focused, the hulking figure framed in the doorway was unmistakable. So was the curious way the big man tilted his head when he saw something that befuddled him.A Nine-Pipe Problem3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Ah, Herr Heavy. Is there something wrong?"
"Doctor," the Russian sniffed. "Did not think that you smoked?"
The Medic blinked in confusion for a second before he remembered the pipe clenched between his teeth. Chuckling nervously, he removed it from his mouth and tapped the bowl. "Oh, this. This is not tobacco." He took a quick look around the infirmary to make sure no one was watching but his doves, then leaned conspiratorially across the desk. "It is something much better!"
The giant's only response was to raise an eyebrow and cock his head the other way this time. The gesture was awkward and almost birdish, and one of many things the doctor found endearing in the other man.
Suitably endeared, the German stood
Helmet Love - SoldierXEngieEngineer was a thinker. He would sometimes stare into space, thinking about what he would do if he wasn't fighting in the "REDs vs BLUs" war. Maybe he would just fix radios? Maybe he would be fixing cars, or building machinery for everyday use? He couldn't decide on what he would want to do.Helmet Love - SoldierXEngie5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He thought to himself a little more, and he didn't notice when Soldier stepped menacingly in front of him and eyed him. When Engineer didn't look up at him or respond, Soldier crossed his arms and cleared his throat. Engineer snapped out of his daydream and looked up at Soldier.
"Oh, sorry Soldier." Engineer apologized, unrolling some blueprints. "I was having a little daydream."
Soldier raised an eyebrow. "Well, save the daydreaming for later and get back to the building!" He demanded. "Or I'll save the BLUs the trouble of giving you the beat-down and I'll do it instead!"
Engineer gave a little salute. "Roger that!" He looked at his blueprints and started putting metal together to build a Sentry.
TF2: GrizzledWith the final location secured and their foes sent packing, the team had finally been allowed some time to rest and relax... but celebration had been the first thing on the agenda.TF2: Grizzled5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rum, whiskey and pastry was the call of the moment, and with the Engineer strumming out a few choice notes on his guitar, the mood around the bonfire was high and bright.
The only one it seemed who wasn't joining in with the festivities was the Soldier. While the Sniper and Demoman were busily engaged in a contest of drinking, and the Scout was drunkenly insisting that the Pyro take their mask off and show the world for better or worse, the Soldier sat some distance from the fire, focused entirely on cleaning the blood from his spade, and polishing the grit off his shotgun.
And his anti-social leanings hadn't gone un-noticed.
"So... any particular reason you 'ave decided not to join ze rest of us Monsieur Soldat?" The Spy had wafted over quietly, not really looking at the burly man beside him as he selected
ArchimedesSavesTheDay-a TF2 Medic Miss Pauling ficIt had been a very long, tiring, and frustrating day. The RED Medic's long white coat and trademark red rubber gloves had long since been removed and deposited in the biohazard hamper for cleaning later, and his red tie hung loose and slightly askew.ArchimedesSavesTheDay-a TF2 Medic Miss Pauling fic3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Having finally restored the Medbay to order and completing his report to be turned in to the Administrator, Stecker absently pushed the small lensed, wire frame glasses back up to the bridge of his nose and asked of his companion perched primly on the chair behind the German's desk, "Vell zen... vat do you say, Archimedes?"
The white dove cocked its head as if actually waiting to hear what he had to say. "Vich do you zink is vat ze Doktor needs, hm? "Beethoven? Mozart? Sarasate? Bach?" The bird ruffled its feathers and cooed with seeming enthusiasm at the last composer's name. Chuckling softly, the Medic went over to the narrow closet in the corner and retrieved his violin case, "Ah zo, Bach's Partita in E Major it is zen."
MedicXReader: Sneaky Sexy Doctor (Love Drugs)“NO! I refuse!” I yell as I push back Spy with both my hands and my left foot, I am using every ounce of strength I can to get him away from me. “Come on, Mon Amie, *Name*! You ‘ave to do eet!” Spy says as he tries to yank my hand from his wrist with his only free hand. “I don’t have to do anything for you, frog!” I yell as I push him harder, managing to shove him away a couple feet, he growls and steadies himself as he stomps his foot roughly against the ground. I sniffle as I cover my face with my hand, coughing loudly; Spy grits his teeth and turns to the doorway of my room as Sniper appears in it. “What in tha name of god are ya doin’ to her?” He asks as he stares at Spy disapprovingly, Spy just snorts and waves his hand in my direction, his eyes narrowing at me. “She won’t take ‘er medicine and Medic trusted me to give it to ‘er, if she does not take it, ‘e is going to rip me limb fromMedicXReader: Sneaky Sexy Doctor (Love Drugs)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
HeavyXReader: Heavies are comfyMedic felt bad for the poor girl, she had had severe insomnia for weeks now, and maybe got 2 hours of sleep during all that time. He took her under his care, hoping to help the sleep-deprived Frau. He gave her several sleeping aids, even letting her huff some kritz in the hopes that it would relax her enough for her to go to sleep, but nothing worked, at least not for long. "Medy, why can't I sleep?" The nearly delirious girl asks, dark raccoon-like circles marring her sweet face. He shakes his greying head. "I haff no idea, fräulein, I haff checked you over und I can't find any outstanding health problems. Maybe it's zomething you're doing or eating? Tell me about you're usual routine." The young girl snorted, looking up at the ceiling as she tried to recall a normal day for her. "Well, I get up early, eat toast and eggs for breakfast, go out and kill people, have sandvich's for lunch with Heavy, go back out, kill more people, have whatever Engie fixes for dinner and then I go toHeavyXReader: Heavies are comfy1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Brief IntroductionsChapter OneBrief Introductions3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Leonora picked up the telephone with her perfectly manicured hand and dialed the ten-digit phone number on the piece of crumpled lined paper she was given so many months ago. It was only until now that she could muster up the courage to save her life and protect her sons.
Oh, how she wished she could go back to a simpler time, like when they were first married and loved each other unconditionally. Now, the buxom woman in her form-fitting signature blue dress wished she never uttered the words I do. Mascara is now staining her face and tears black as she waits to the sound of a monotone hum indicating that the other line is ringing.
She glances at the clockalmost six, she thinks to herself. Knowing that he will be home soon puts her on more of an edge than when she began to punch in the numbers. Someone on the other end picks up and the bland noise stops.
She pauses before answering. "Y-yes. My name is LeonoraLeonora Grant. I-I heard that you were