Road Trip Armageddon Part 2Shizuka could sense Kasumi's unhappiness with the whole road trip. Also, the alcohol had run out. So Shizuka decided to lighten things up. "Hey! We should play some games!"Road Trip Armageddon Part 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I got one!" Mia declared.
"Yay! What is it?"
"Marry, Screw or Kill! Road Trip Edition! You're only allowed to use people in the car!"
"Uh, no," Shizuka ignored Mia's dejected slouch. "Anyone else?"
"I'VE got one," Kasumi smiled.
Shizuka should have known better, but instead inquired as to what this game was.
"The Road Kill Game."
Setsuna sighed. "How about we turn on the radio instead?" She reached for the dial.
Eventually, evening came. The gang decided to check into the first motel of their trip. They didn't want to spend too much money, so they came to the agreement to just rent two rooms, and they would rotate who would get to sleep in a bed in each motel they staye
The Happy Friends Do GroceriesMia passed out a photocopied list to her students, all in a surprisingly straight line, staggering just a wee bit while doing so (she wasnt that drunk yet, its only noon). Alright, look down at your lists, and I will assign you each on a mission! She had these copies because she had sent Kikai to make a bunch of copies for their friends, all of which had gotten dragged along on what should be a simple errand. On one side of the paper was a list of groceries. On the other side was a sheet of instructions for simple hypnotism that Kikai had gotten off the internet, on the website jedimindtricks.com (that wasnt supposed to be on the back, Kikai was not paying much attention to the photocopier, as the machine did not entertain her. Besides, they couldnt be that good; they were from the internet, after all).The Happy Friends Do Groceries5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Now, I will assign you each a type of grocery
Funny Alphabet Poem"A" is for AppleFunny Alphabet Poem7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Which is a fruit that keeps doctors away
Especially if you throw it at their heads.
"B" is for Boat
Unless it's the Titanic.
"C" is for Cow.
They go moo...and fart a lot.
"D" is for Dinosaur.
Which now works in Hollywood
Thanks to Steven Spielberg
"E" is for Egg.
Which tastes like chicken...
...Or do chickens taste like eggs.
"F" is for a word that that rhymes with "Duck".
Though I was gonna say something else, didn't ya?!
"G" is for Gorilla.
One can type a better poem than this.
"H" is for Hawaii.
It's an island and a state
And a place that middle-aged woman fantasize about being
On with some buff guy instead of their
Beer-gut husband...but that's another story.
"I" is for Igloo
Which can't be built on the sun.
I know...I tried.
"J" is for Joke.
That's what this poem is.
A sad...sad joke.
"K" is for "Kite."
A piece of paper that flies on string.
"L" is for Lizard.
ONE'S ON YOUR SHOULDER RIGHT NOW!
Yugioh gx You've watched too much of Yugioh G/X when....Yugioh gx7 years ago in Humor More Like This
You use language like "Sweet mother of Ra" or "What in the name Winged Kuribo is
going on here?"
You've spent hours and hours and maybe even days trying to figure out what
island is Duel Academy on.
Anytime a person comes over and asks you out you scream "YOU MORON I'M ALREADY
TAKEN BY *insert your favorite character here*
You threw a huge fit because Zane didn't win the sexiest man alive award.
You've placed all your friends and family into the dorms based either
on personality or dueling skills.
You are extremely mad at the company who makes the Yugioh G/X toys because
they didn't make any with everyone's favorite Obelisk girl Alexis.
You have either paired Alexis with every boy imaginable, or written hundreds of
fanfictions staring your favorite pairing(*cough*Jaden/Alexis *Cough*)
Forget being a zombie. Th
Snow Runs RedDisclaimer: I dont own Hetalia.Snow Runs Red5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Warning: Language, boy love, kissing, interchanging names
Pairing: US x UK
England: Youre a bloody fool for doing ANOTHER one. :/
Me: The battle is not yet over :dies:
America: Are you okay, Ryuu-chan?!
Alfred sighed and wiped the sweat off of his forehead absently. Finally, he had finished cleaning his house. The blond American grinned, hoping that Arthur wouldnt complain about how immaculate he (Alfred) was. He put away his cleaning supplies just as the doorbell rang. Another grin broke out on Alfreds face as he closed the door to the cleaning closet and ran to the front door.
HI ARTHUR! he shouted while giving the smaller nation a tight embrace. Arthur spluttered and blushed, but returned the embrace gently. After that, Alfred pulled his partner insid
Skarmory ReportSkarmory (the Armor Bird Pokemon) is a rare Steel/Flying-type Pokemon found among mountainous terrain within the Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova and Kalos regions in addition to Sevault Canyon of the Sevii Islands. Vicious to the extreme and dangerous to approach without heat or electricity, Skarmory are violent birds that take great pleasure in tearing apart lesser creatures with their hard beaks and razor-sharp wings. They might not bring much to the table in terms of being Flying-types, but as the only Pokemon able to utilize the devastating Steel Wing attack naturally, it goes without saying that any physical brawl with one of these birds is guaranteed to be one that you'll need more than a few stitches to fix!Skarmory Report3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
At birth, Skarmory are like most birds and are fairly unarmored and vulnerable to damage, but this phase only lasts for a few weeks. Skarmory intentionally build their nests among brambles because their feathers naturally respond to physical dama
I'm Not Your Boyfriend BabyA/N: pairing: UKUSI'm Not Your Boyfriend Baby5 years ago in Teen More Like This
anime: Axis Powers Hetalia
warnings: yaoi and 3oh!3
disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or the song used in this. The only thing I own is the fic itself.
The instant Arthur entered Alfred's home and wandered up the stairs to his (very familiar) room, he knew something was horribly wrong.
Alfred was singing.
--Fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks~ it feels right. All these asphyxiated, self medicated
What he was singing was the question.
I didnt even know asphyxiated was in your dictionary.
catch me on the speArthur?!
What, you git?
Honestly. Ive been standing here for the past minute.
H-How long have you been listening?!
Long enough to know youre either, a) extremely horny, b) in need of serious medical attention, or c) selling yourself on the streets to random punks. Id prefer a, if you dont mind.
Alfred was promptly pinned
Spanish Enough?Cuba sighed as he waited for his northern companion. He hadn't seen Canada in a while, but it wasn't like him to be late when he came down to La Habana.Spanish Enough?4 years ago in General More Like This
Our Cuban friend was waiting on an old bench on the coast of one of his favorite beaches. It was around seven o'clock and the sun was just dipping below the horizon, bathing everything in a calming orange glow.
'Wonder why he wanted to come down so suddenly,' He thought, taking a long drag of his cigar, 'He did say he was taking some Spanish lessons,' Blowing out a smoke ring, he frowned, 'Still, gotta wonder what's taking him so-'
Cuba looked up, and scowled, "AMERica..." the name died on his lips as his friend ran over from the other side of the beach. He was wearing one of his dorky little Hawaiian shirts, but the front was open, exposing his pale, flawless chest and stomach. His shorts hung off his hips, teasing him with thoughts of what hid underneath.
Skidding to a stop in front of him, the Canadian doubled over, hands on
Troubles with EthnicityCanada loved his boyfriend. Really he did. Cuba was sweet, warm and caring... when he remembered he was Canada. Not his brother, America. Almost every time he saw him he tackled him, shouting something like, 'America! Why are you here to mess up our date?!' Last time he did that, Cuba broke his wrist.Troubles with Ethnicity5 years ago in General More Like This
Due to the wrist problem, Cuba was doting on him, keeping him out of his job. It was sweet, but finally, he had had enough. Cuba was about to make some crack on his older brother after, yet again, mistaking Canada for the idiot of an American. At least he didn't tackle him this time. Cutting him off, Canada reeled, face red and poked Cuba in the chest with his good hand.
"I've had it up to here so let me make it very clear. Cause I swear I'll never clue you in again." Cuba was flabbergasted for a moment at the, normally calm, Canada's outburst, "Every time that you profess I come from The U.S..." The petite man growled.
Read At Your Own Risk 'It's too late when everything goes dark'Read At Your Own Risk10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
- The Hoosiers.
Pitch. Black. Darkness.
My eyes attempt to adjust, yet see nothing. I am engulfed in complete blackness. Not even a hint of light can be seen. My eyes are wide open but there is nothing in front of me. Nothing I can see.
I am petrified. Uncontrollably shaking. Huddled in a corner of my bedroom. There is no escape. There is nothing I can do. He is coming for me. Because I know the truth. Because I know of his existence.
You know when you hear your house creaking late at night? That's not your house.
You know when you hear your kitchen tap dripping late at night? That's not your tap.
You know when you hear your cat breathing softly next to you? That's not your cat.
Because I know of his existence, he is coming f
SuicideThere once was a girl with no nameSuicide2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
When walking the halls she'd look down in shame
She hadn't a friend in the world
That poor little no-named girl
The girl's house was no better
Screaming and fighting
She'd just lie on her bed
One bright school day
She walked the halls for another girl to say
She looked ugly
Like the story with the ducky
That was the first she cried at school
Her mom and dad came home late that night
Berating each other bare
They walked up the stairs
To see their little daughter just hanging there
On the floor, under the girls lifeless feet was a poem
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hung myself
Because that was all I could do
I'm tired of the pain
I want no more shame
I do not wish for this kind of fame
The girl with no name"
He loves you...(Creepypasta)He loves you...(Creepypasta)10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Recuerdo mi infancia débilmente, casi no logro recordar muchas cosas, y bueno, no creo que todo el mundo la recuerde con claridad, pero algo que recuerdo, fue una experiencia un tanto aterradora, pero reconfortante a la vez. Mi nombre es Edward, y estoy aquí para contar algo que recordé recientemente.
Un día, en mi casa, revisaba alguna de mis cosas viejas, de mi universidad, de la escuela, cosas muy viejas, y entre ellas encontré un globo, un globo rojo, estaba inflado, me pregunte ¿Qué hacia allí?, ¿y por qué no exploto con las cosas que tenía aquí?, pero de un momento a otro una serie de imágenes me llegaron a la cabeza, y me quede en una, una en que recordaba a un conejo, o una persona disfrazada de conejo, era de color azul, sus ojos eran circulares con una pupila muy grande, por así decirlo, tenía una sonrisa alegre, era bastante tierno, era panzón y tenía un mo&
How it Began- Chapter 1Was a horrible day to start skool, though Gaz as she woke up from the wrenching sound of her alarm. "Five more minutes", she said while yawning. Just as she was about to return to her slumber, Dib stormed in her room. "C'mon Gaz. Don't wanna be late for skool." She glared at him for awhile."I thought I told you to stay out of my room!", she snarled. Terrified and getting the hint of not being wanted he cautiously exited. when he left she slowly got out of bed.How it Began- Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
After she got dressed she entered the bathroom to wash her face. Looking up at the mirror she took a quick glance at herself and realized how she's changed over the years. So different yet the same. No longer the young little goth girl she once was, she doesn't wear a dress. Instead she had a shirt the covered up most of her same long sleeve. Her hair grew longer and went almost below her shoulders. Not just that, but her body matured too. As for height she didn't grow much, she only reached about 5ft. 2. Some things remained the
APH - Unexpected words...If allergic to Sweden x Finland, do not read ^^APH - Unexpected words...5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Tino greeted his partner with a big smile on his pale face. Mornn was the as usual- short answer. Berwald sat at the kitchen table, reading a newspaper, and his glasses had slid down a bit on his nose. Tino waited patiently. Very patiently. The seconds ticked by, but Berwald said nothing more. The Finn didnt want to say anything like do you know what day it is today or anything like that, it would just sound stupid. But had he forgotten ? No, he couldnt have!
s somethng the mattr? Berwald had looked up from his newspaper and looked at Tino with a raised eyebrow. N-no, nothing at all He still didnt want to say anything. Tino sighed and sat down, trying to enjoy his breakfast. But he couldnt. It was childish and dumb, but had Berwald really forgotten about his birthday?
After the quiet breakfast Tin
1504 - The Road to El DoradoThe 9-year-old's heart pounded in his ears as he skidded around another corner in the seemingly endless maze of foreign alleyways, a minute crowd of men shouting things after him in a language he didn't understand. A gasp of terror was ripped from his wildly undulating chest as he came face to face with a huge wall. He spun around, bright green eyes wide in desperation and searching for an escape, but the men had already closed the gap and were now looming menacingly over his smaller-than-average frame.1504 - The Road to El Dorado3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Nearby, a brunet boy had just been wandering through the streets when he heard the commotion coming from one of the alleys forking off from the market square. Having nothing better to do with his time, he climbed the low side wall of the alley and walked along the top of it until he reached the source of all the noise. What he saw there nearly made him lose his balance.
One of the men had grabbed the golden haired child and was holding him above the ground, ignoring his wild flailing.
Jag komer altid att skydda digBerwald staggered to swing open the front door of the mansion, the frigid January air flowing in behind him. He leaned on the doorframe for support and sighed as he discarded his rifle haphazardly to the floor. His hand went to fix the glasses that were slowly melting off his face.Jag komer altid att skydda dig5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Another day of battle with Russia had exhausted him as always. Sweden has been in wars with Russia many times previously, but this war was one of the deadliest. Russia seemed to have gotten stronger, as he always had with every passing of a new war, and this time, Sweden wasnt just fighting one opponent; he was fighting six. Russia, Denmark, Norway, Poland, Lithuania, and Saxony of Germany had joined to Aid Russia in his conquest. They appropriately titled themselves the Northern Alliance.
Although the Allies of Russia had not had close ties with Sweden, it seemed unlikely that they would start a war with him unless provoked. Berwald guessed that Russia wanted to take Sweden completely this
Fallout 3 One-shotp a r a d i s e l o s tFallout 3 One-shot4 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Had she ever looked like that? I stared at the picture where it lay inside the rusty metal locket and cleared my throat. If nothing else, it gave me a minute to think of a suitable response. "He looks like a very nice man."
She nodded slowly and snapped the locket shut. "He was."
That picture must have been taken during her time in the Vault, for how else would her face have been so fresh and clean, her hair so shiny where today she had a scarred, bald head, her clothes so free of the mud and grime that now caked it? And the smile seemed so foreign to her face now that to imagine her grinning so cheerfully didn't fit in the slightest. "Well enjoy your stay in the Citadel." The words sounded lame even to me. Clearly she wouldn't be enjoying anything for some time, and besides, what could an outsider enjoy here?
Without parting words, she simply walked away, moving one skinny leg in front of the other as if walking through syrup. Catching the
Golduck ReportGolduck (the Duck Pokemon) is an uncommon Water-type Pokemon found among freshwater ponds, lakes and tropical rivers in addition to some saltwater environments within the Kanto, Johto, Sinnoh, Unova and Kalos regions. Renowned for their unbelievable swimming speeds and potent hidden powers, Golduck are fascinating creatures that can certainly give some opponents an unwelcome surprise courtesy of their psychic abilities. They might not be the most powerful Water-types out there, but you'll certainly have some fun beating down opponents with these bizarre animals; just don't ever think about challenging them to a race in the water, since there's no way you'll ever win!Golduck Report3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Although they might not be much to look at, Golduck are in fact the fastest macroscopic swimmers out of all known life-forms and have maintained that record through the ages with little difficulty. Aside from their drag-reducing skin, this is primarily due to their streamlined limbs and web
Madre and Padre?Miguel always felt awkward when near a church. He wasn't one to shun faith or push it away entirely, as Tulio always seemed bent on doing - he was completely open to the concept, despite the trials that life had thrown at him. No, the reason he felt awkward was simply because he felt he felt he was tarnishing the place. People like him and Tulio weren't generally welcomed at such establishments, so they steered clear if they could help it, just to avoid any trouble. But steering clear could be damn hard when it was the coldest, wettest winter night you'd seen for some time, and you had an armful of heavy groceries. A situation like that can make the usually cold and intimidating exterior of a church look warm and inviting. But having said that, it did look more warm and inviting than usual it was Christmas Eve, after all.Madre and Padre?2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The sight of all the lit candles and seasonal flowers would have brought a smile to his face any other time, but they only served to bring out a nervous feelin
Naranjas - Migulio"Hey," Tulio murmured offhandedly as he kicked the door of the casa he and his partner had been holing up in for the duration of their latest scam closed behind him and flopped into a seat, swinging his feet up on the table.Naranjas - Migulio3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hey hey." Said partner replied flatly, not looking up from his cooking.
"What's with you?"
"Oh nothing, darling." A somewhat sour undertone began to surface as he began to decapitate his next vegetable. "How's Chel?"
Tulio arched an eyebrow from his place at the table, trying fruitlessly to catch a glimpse of the blonde's face.
"Chel? I went to the market, Miguel." He reminded him as if it were obvious, jiggling the oranges his partner had asked for before tossing them over.
"Huh. High demand for oranges?" he sniffed, raising a hand to catch the impending fruit.
He was cut off as Miguel slammed the knife down and whirled round to face him, folding his arms.
"For God's sake, Tuli, it's dark. You left this morning," his nose was wrinkled
AcceptanceI walked outside and looked at the skyAcceptance1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
And I saw how the world has changed
It wasn't so much in what I was seeing
Nor was it in what wasn't the same
A veil behind my eyes had finally lifted
And many things had become clear to me
Life isn't always about what you make it
Sometimes it's simply what it was meant to be
The sun rises and sets, the dark lifts and it falls
Always the same, yet never at all
Each day will always follow the last
Can't change that pattern at all
I stood in silence and watched the stars
And I thought about how much I've changed
Yet still I knew that deep inside
That darkness within was still the same
There are some things that you just can't hide
No matter how much you try
It's the kind of things that take your strength
And make you fall to your knees and cry
Yet as I stood and sensed the darkness
I felt only peace and calm
I am what I am, and that won't change
All I do is smile and carry on
There are some things you just can't change
So there's only one thing to b
Fallen AngelFallen Angel9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Deep within this soul,
A fallen angel appears,
She is tormented daily,
burned and hated by the truth of life,
and struggles under the pain of it all,
It screams in the darkness,
searching out for that something,
trying to keep its head out of the water,
but no-one is there to rescue her before she drowns,
The angel holds on for life itself,
never understanding why,
life is so precious,
when your'e wanting to die,
All because of the life she leads,
this fallen angel stirrs,
in its lonely heart,
it slowly withers and dies,
Deep within this soul a fallen angel wanders,
in and out of existance,