Wreck-It Ralph Fanfic. Ch. 1It was just another day at Mr. Litwak's Arcade, there was the hum of the arcade machines and each of them blinked the message "Insert Coin(s)" across their screens. Inside his game, Fix-It Felix Jr., Ralph enjoyed this moment of no gamers on the rooftop of the apartment building he wrecked on a daily basis. Vanellope's game, "Sugar Rush", hadn't been played for awhile either, so she decided to pay Ralph a visit. Both sat on the edge of the roof, looking through the screen and into the real world. Vanellope noticed that not only were her and Ralph's games untouched, but none of the other games were being played either.Wreck-It Ralph Fanfic. Ch. 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Hey Ralph," Vanellope wondered, "where is everybody?"
Ralph thought for once Vanellope would just enjoy being able to leave her game in silence. From the day they met Vanellope bugged Ralph with questions, some were asked just to annoy him, but some questions were out of genuine curiosity.
"Well," Ralph began, "Mr. Litwak is human."
"I know that much Ralph, I wasn't prog
Some Fantastic, Chapter FiveSome Fantastic, Chapter FiveSome Fantastic, Chapter Five3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Felix lay still, trying not to pass out from the pain. He'd made the mistake of trying to move. He thought he heard someone call his name.
Not that it mattered. Even if he didn't die here, what good was he without his hammer? A hero was only as good as his tool.
Might be better if he...if he just...
He slipped into a daze, unable to complete the thought.
Calhoun hurried through the trees, not noticing how easily she navigated the way straight back to Felix, or eluded the roots and branches that would trip a human traveler. She had her intel, and that was all that mattered. They just needed to go north, get on the train, and ride all the way to the center of the game.
Now she just had to think of a way to get Felix there that wouldn't end in murder. It was a shame; she usually didn't mind murder.
She stopped a few yards from the clearing. It was way too quiet.
She jumped into the space, sword drawn, ready to maim anyone who
Felix and Tamora: One YearOne year after their wedding: Their first anniversary.Felix and Tamora: One Year3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Felix was gathering up the mess the partier's had made. Popped balloons and glasses strewn across the dance floor. Felix sighed, picking up the last plate and throwing it in the code recycling bin..
He was prepared to have a nice and quiet, hopefully romantic night with his wife, Tamora.
The party had been fun. Every NiceLander was present, Ralph was one of the first to show up.
Vanellope, unfortunately couldn't come due to the alcohol but she had a race to watch over.
None of Tamora's soldiers could even fit through the portal to Felix's game, so it was just her. She didn't mind, though if she did she didn't announce it. She had mellowed out quite a lot since their wedding.
Felix opened the fridge and pulled out a soda, the only thing he drank during the get-together. Tamora had a much different opinion of party beverage, having gone through six or seven glasses of Chardonnay. Felix laughed at the after thought of his wife pulling
One in a Million- Chapter 2Midnight had come. Tapper's game was beginning to fill with thirsty customers, most of them villains. This meant that soon, Tapper would have his hands full with demands for drinks and food, as well as the occasional request to have someone or other thrown out of the bar. The bad guys who came to the game around this time weren't usually mean or bad-tempered, but their table manners left something to be desired, and, occasionally, tempers would flare. But it was hard for a hero to keep a lid on their feelings at the end of the day, and even harder for a bad guy.One in a Million- Chapter 23 years ago in Humor More Like This
Q*bert was thinking about these things as he stood outside the entrance to the famous bar. Acting on a previous suggestion from Ralph, he was about to enter the game and buy a drink in order to practice his English. Now, Q*bert didn't really have a need to learn English; after all, he had gotten along fine using his own language for many years. But the orange fellow was looking to branch out in the gaming world, and in order to
Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 4Wreck it Ralph fanfic-Chapter 4Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Ralph raaaaalph wheres that stinkbrain"
"ahhhhhhh your luky calhoun isnt here she would have shot ya stinkbra.." vanellope didnt finish what she was saying cause she knew it buged ralph
"no more calling eachother names"
"I know sorry ralph I cant help it"
"its ok president what ya want to do?"
"Do you want to go to tappers?"
"sure why not"
"ralph can I have a sip?"
"vanellope its beer you have to be an adult to drink beer"
"ralph come on im never going to be an adult"
"fine one little sip than no more"
"deal"after vanellope took a sip she was bouncing off the walls screaming "Beeeeeeeer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer"
"what did you do civilian"
"hey tammy she took a sip of beer and went crazy"
"what whos beer did the girl sip from"
"what were you thinking solider the girls gone mad"
"sorry she gave me the puppy dog eyes I couldnt help it"tamora
Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 2Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 2Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Sooooo Tamora do you want to play video games?"felix asked "felix can we eat dinner first im starving?"tamora said as she stripped down of her heavy metal armor.
"Than after what game do you want to play?"
"How about call of duty"tamora said smiling because she rocks at call of duty
"hahaha you said dudy"said a little voice "vanellope what?,how did you get into the house?" "its not glitch proof duh" "do you want it to be"tamora said with a look on her face "is that a trick question?" "vanellope lets go"ralph said from outside
"peace out suckers were going to tapper's"
"dont worry we got better things to do"tamora said with a smile on her face
"like what?"vanellope asked "oh video games now can you go" "fine"vanellope said stomping away "tammy what do you want to eat?"
"Anything that doesnt remind me of those cy-bugs" "pizza ok?"
"finally some enjoyment today"tamora said while sitting on the couch
"HEY YO GENE!!!!!" "yeah felix" "CAN I GET SOME PIZZA DOW
Hammer Time! Chapter 2CHAPTER 2Hammer Time! Chapter 23 years ago in Humor More Like This
Getting Worse All the Time
Felix had found the location where he had fixed up Vanellope, Taffyta, Candlehead, and Minty’s cars. He was tearing the place up and didn’t find any sign of his hammer. After pretty much ripping apart a gummy bush, he finally gave up. He dropped to the ground and just started to break down and cry. He was happy Calhoun wasn’t there to see him cry twice in one day.
“Hey, Fix-It! Whatcha doin’!” shouted Vanellope as she popped out from seemingly nowhere.
“Vanellope!” Felix jumped. “Please! I’ve already been scared out of my mind enough today. I lost my hammer and I’m worried enough as it is!”
“You lost your hammer?!” Vanelloped exclaimed in shock. “But you’re nothing without that thing! That’s like the whole point of your game!”
“Oh, don’t remind me!” Felix cried. “Wait! Vanellope!” Felix got an idea. “C
IntroductionWreck-It Ralph: Fix-It Felix meets Vanellope for the first time. It doesn't end well.Introduction3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"So who's the dweeb?"
Ralph glanced up at the small girl seated on his shoulder, her arms folded over her chest as she scrutinized the maintenance man conversing (arguing) with Sergeant Calhoun with narrowed eyes and a petulant expression. The large man blinked. "Who, Felix? Why would"he paused, his eyes widening. "Oh, you never really met him, did you?"
"I don't wanna meet him," Vanellope said, though quietly enough so that Ralph didn't hear.
"Well I can fix that," Ralph continued, plucking the girl from his shoulder with ease, despite her small squeak of indignation, and placed her on the hardened chocolate floor. "Hey, Felix," he called, and the maintenance man tore himself away from his conversation, "There's someone here I want you to meet."
Excusing himself with a dramatic bow, Felix strolled over to them. "Yes?"
Ralph motioned for Vanellope to come forward, the girl having stepped beh
Hero's Cuties Fanfic“Tammy?” Felix opened up the door to his penthouse. He had made a promise to see her today after the arcade closed because he wanted to talk to her.Hero's Cuties Fanfic3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Fix-It! You said you wanted to talk to me?” She asked, her tone thick with worry. She wasn’t wearing her usual Hero’s Duty armor, but a dark blue tank top and black sweat pants.
Felix sat next to her on his bed, took his hat off, placed it in his lap, and sighed. He went through what he was going to say a million times in his head, but he had a sinking feeling that his words would be jumbled up like every other time he had spoken to his wife.
“Am I…good enough for you Tammy? Your past husband seemed so… perfect for you.” He said, wording his sentences very carefully.
“Felix. Is this what is really buggin’ you?” Tamora tilted her head and raised her eyebrows. Felix worried that she had done this gesture out of annoyance, and hoped it was just exasperation.
Just a matter of time...Chapter 2Characters of Wreck it Ralph does not belong to me. They are property of Disney!Just a matter of time...Chapter 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Time marched on, as it always did for the games. Day in and day out, there was users to play, enjoying themselves and they're momentary escape from reality. It must be nice to unleash your pent up frustrations on something you think can't feel it. Well, they felt it, and boy did they sometimes. The characters may regenerate in their own game after each player is done, win or lose, but they still got sore on some days.
It was just before closing time, though there were still a lot of users in the arcade. What did they call today? 'Saturday'? It seemed to be the busiest day of the week. Calhoun and her battalion were halfway up the beacon tower, making their way up fairly steadily. The user was a regular in her game, so they were doing fairly well. They reached a more quiet section as they neared the room.
The Sergeants voice
WIR: I Can Fix ItThe arcade had just closed, and after a long day of gaming, Fix-it Felix Jr. decided to drop by Hero's Duty to see his girlfriend, Seargent Calhoun.WIR: I Can Fix It3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Upon entering her game, he was accidentally knocked sideways by several cadets making their way to Tapper's to blow off some steam, leaving Calhoun alone in the entryway. He watched her for a moment, her back turned, as she pushed back her bangs and messed with her gun, probably getting it ready for her next mission.
Smiling, Felix walked forward and cleared his throat. "Ma'am?"
Calhoun quickly turned around, smacking Felix right in the face with the barrel of her cocked gun. After a quick glance ahead at nothing, she suddenly heard a wail below her and looked down. "Fix-it!" She exclaimed, kneeling down to his level. "What are you doing here? Are you alright?" She noticed his face was already beginning to bruise.
"I-I'm fine," He managed a smile. The pain seemed to automatically numb as soon as he saw her looking back at him. "I just want
WIR: Stuck on YouFix-it Felix Jr. slowly took another careful step forward across one of the candy-caned branches he was attempting to balance on. Despite their previous accident with the disappearing branch and Nesquik-sand, Sargent Calhoun was practically galloping across the tree.WIR: Stuck on You3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Come on, Fix-it," She hollered way ahead of him. "We don't have all day!"
They were heading for the Hero's Duty ship Wreck-it Ralph had scornfully stolen, rode, and then crashed somewhere in the world of Sugar Rush. Calhoun had mentioned something about a virus ridden cy-bug joining Ralph on his journey, so he knew they had to hurry, but he couldn't help but notice that Calhoun was purposely staying a great distance away from him.
In attempt to catch up with her, Felix zipped forward. He hopped on one branch after another, before one quickly dissipated below his feet. Thinking fast, he hopped onto another branch and sat there a moment to catch his breath.
When he turned to his left, he noticed something growing out of the
The new Sugar Rush character?!Ralph, Felix, and Tamora all made their way to Vanellope's game, Sugar Rush. "A new character? How is that even possible?!" Ralph asked himself. Felix was smiling, looking forward at Sugar Rush's gate. "Oh gosh, this so exciting, aint it, Tamora?" The Sergeant looked down at her husband. "Not really, I'm not into the whole 'sweets and fun' thing." Felix laughed a little. "Oh yeah, almost forgot."The new Sugar Rush character?!3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The three continued to make their way through to Sugar Rush in silence until they finally reached the glitter-covered words that spelled the title of the game. "Well, now to fine Vanellope." Ralph murmured. Felix and Tamora nodded, then started running after Ralph. They finally made it to Vanellope's castle. Ralph slowed down to catch his breath, then knocked on the door. Sour Bill slowly opened the door, looking up at the other game characters. "Yes...?" he said slowly. Felix stepped forward and gave a small smile. "Hey there, Bill! Do you lettin us in for a quick minute?" The little green ma
Virus: Uploaded... Chapter 2When the last gamer had gone and the doors had been shut and the call of "All clear!" rang throughout the arcade, that's when the games came to life.Virus: Uploaded... Chapter 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ralph shook the dry mud from his slacks, walking toward where Felix and all the nice landers had clustered in front of the building. The day had been slow and very long. Gamers came and went, with not enough time for him to slip away, but giving him plenty of time to think. All he thought about was Vanellopes game upload. And the more he thought about it, the more his excitement gave way to worry.
"Are you alright, Pal?" Felix's voice brought him from his thoughts. His eyes refocused to find Felix staring up at him in a concerned fashion.
"It's nothing." Ralph brushed him off.
"Does this have anything to do with why Vanellope was here earlier?" His friend inquired. "What did she say? You look awful worried."
Ralph sighed, running a hand through his hair. "It's, Sugar Rush is getting uploaded."
"That's great!" Felix exclaimed, but then not
Some Fantastic, Chapter NineSome Fantastic, Chapter NineSome Fantastic, Chapter Nine3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Calhoun swam through the system, her keen eyes tracing lines and paths the others couldn't hope to fine, let alone follow. This was a field almost as familiar as killing.
And she was very good at killing.
It wouldn't take long to find an unprotected user account. From there, she just had to access the outgoing mail, mask the origin as being from Magic Quest, and tell Litwak how to fix Fix-It Felix Jr. It was downright simple compared to what they'd already done.
'There.' She spotted a dimly flickering box about a hundred feet below. Someone hadn't used their account in awhile.
She swam to the box and clutched it. Lines of code appeared. She scanned them, nodded, and began crafting her message.
Just as she finished sending, she sensed it, trailing her, getting closer. Yelling for Wreck-It to yank her would leave her vulnerable and expose her position. Not to mention Felix would probably jump in to try and save her.
She began t
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It was an average Friday evening in the old arcade. The children's games lay abandoned, and only the higher-rated games were still being played. Swarms of teenagers and even adults crowded around the fast-paced, slang-spewing consoles, laughing when a joke was heard, gasping and gaping at the graphical delights, and arguing amongst themselves over who got to play the game next. For Friday nights were 'adult only' nights, where people above the age of eighteen could entertain themselves for hours on end, if they had the change to spare. But at last, it was time for the games to be shut down. Litwak strode from his office towards the customers, who still seemed very enthralled with their game, and were not intent on leaving so soon. This was probably the proprietor's least favorite time of the week, and it didn't exactly h
Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 6Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 6Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 63 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
(First let me remind you what happened)The whole gang went into the new game Life Changers
everyone was missing from eachothers sight and felix heard a heart stopping scream and yelled TAMMY!!!!(Now for chapter 6)
"TAMMY!!!!!!"felix said running towards the scream as the scream got closer felix kept calling tammy then all he saw was dark,when he opened his eyes again he saw the sky
"yeah its me we ran facefirst into eachother and you fell to the ground"tamora said pulling felix to his feet again giving him a kiss on the cheek
"tamora why did you scream?"
"look at what im wearing,I look like vanellope,I have candy in my hair,I dont wear this kind of stuff!"
"felix,tamora!"ralph said once he finally found them
"guys!"vanellope yelled jumping out of a tree
"ok I cant take this sugar rush get-up anymore"tamora ripped the clothes off
O_O "t-tammy why did you rip your clothes off"felix asked
"fix-it im not naked am I?"
Some Fantastic, Chapter SevenSome Fantastic, Chapter Seven3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Some Fantastic, Chapter Seven
"We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're—"
"Can it, Wreck-it." Calhoun snarled. "Draw attention and we will die."
"This is your amazing plan. Just get on the train like everyone else?"
They were approaching a long train, decked out with plenty of gears and clocks. All around them were players of a much higher level, all colors of the rainbow.
Felix was wrapped up in Vanellope's cloak. "She's right, brother. If we act like a higher level, no one will suspect we're not. You've gotta fight someone to find out what their level is."
"C'mon Ralph, it'll be fine." Vanellope assured him as they boarded the least crowded car. About half a dozen players milled about, chatting and sparring.
Ralph shook his head, but kept quiet. It was a half hour trip. If they just sat quietly and looked mean enough, they'd get by.
Or so Calhoun said.
He sat down and Vanellope clambered into his lap. Felix sat in between the two larger characters;
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"So we just get on this train and ride to the central city? That seems easy." Ralph said suspiciously.
"It won't be. The NPC told me it's only for players level twenty and higher; if we get spotted there, we'll be slaughtered for the EXP." Calhoun said grimly. "Otherwise, it's a three day hike."
"We don't have three days." Vanellope pondered. "And we can't get killed. So that leaves…"
"That leaves sneaking on the train." Calhoun nodded northward. "It's a thirty minute run that way. We'll go in a few hours, with the sunrise."
"Why not now?" Felix asked.
"It's too late to move now; I don't want us going through the woods in the dark. It'll only be night for four hours or so. We'll just rest." Calhoun said.
"I'll whip up a shelter." Felix tried not to look worried. Vanellope kept yawning and rubbing her eyes.
Sometimes it was easy to forget she was only a child.
"I'll find something for us to eat." Ralph offered. "Maybe I can get
Hammer Time! Chapter 3CHAPTER 3Hammer Time! Chapter 33 years ago in Humor More Like This
After searching game after game, Calhoun, Vanellope, and especially Felix were exhausted. It was then the deep seeded genuine fear of the Fix-It Felix, Jr. game being unplugged set in. They were sitting next to the entrance to his game by a wall in Game Central Station. Felix’s nose had mostly stopped bleeding. It was still swollen and purple and hurt like heck though. Felix couldn’t have cared less about that though.
“Well, come tomorrow, I can say goodbye to my game!” said Felix, feeling crushed.
“We still have time!” Vanellope tried to reassure him. “We got all night, don’t we?”
“We’ve checked every game!” said Felix. “We’re exhausted, I feel terrible, and I feel guilty for making you two run around for me.”
“It’s okay, I forgive you,” said Vanellope, putting her hand on his shoulder.
Calhoun gave Vanellope an irritated look, “The correct answer is,
WIR: Pre-ProgrammedWARNING: THIS DRABBLE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR WRECK-IT RALPH! If you have not seen the movie yet, for pity's sake, GO AND SEE IT! Then we'll talk.WIR: Pre-Programmed3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Wedding jitters." The words sounded unnatural coming out of her mouth, even Calhoun had to admit it. And that wasn't even considering the fact that it was a lie. The Sergeant turned the empty glass mug between her fingers and watched what froth remained in it slowly drip to the bottom.
"If you'll pardon my presumption, Milady," said the smaller man sitting next to her, "I don't think social anxiety fits in your coding."
'Milady'. Calhoun felt a smile play at her lips for a moment. Only Felix would be bold enough to call her that. Likewise, only Felix would be persistent enough to track her down all the way to Tapper's after she had taken such caution in coming here discreetly. The pair now sat in the back corner of the room, Calhoun with h
Wreck it Ralph: Sick Day"I gotta tell ya, grease monkey, you sure picked a bad time to get a virus." She had picked a bad time. It was Friday night, which meant tomorrow was Saturday. And Saturday at the arcades was the equivalent to little kids in a candy shop. Pure, hectic chaos. And a lot of it.Wreck it Ralph: Sick Day3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Vanellope scowled at him from where she was walking- right beside him, her small hand clutched in his massive ones. "I didn't mean to."
Ralph had found her over an hour ago after popping over to Sugar Rush for a nightly visit. Work had ended, and he'd had to avoid bumping into an overzealous Felix Jr. who'd been getting ready for his date with Calhoun for over a week and was running late. But he'd made it. Vanellope had been ecstatic to see him, but something had been off. No flying insults, no harsh words and when he had asked her if she wanted to show him the new cart tricks she had learned she said she couldn't. "I'm feeling dizzy," she'd said, her voice small and embarrassed.
He'd checked her temperature, a cha
Battle Scars, a Wreck-It Ralph oneshotBattle ScarsBattle Scars, a Wreck-It Ralph oneshot3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
She bashed her hands on the blue barrier. It didn't work this way, only glitched characters were trapped in their games, glitching didn't keep others out!
"Tammy, stop!" Her husband begged from the other side of the barrier. He fuzzed out of view for a moment. "You'll hurt yourself, and I can't fix—"
"Never mind that! I'm getting—you—OUT!" She howled, and drew her laser blaster.
"You can't! Tammy, please, it's over. They're gonna pull the plug any second."
"It is not over! You listen to me soldier, I am getting you out of that game, and we…we…"
She trailed off. His image was fuzzing again, this time barely recognizable as a person, let alone the man she loved.
"…go…" His voice, barely a whisper as he broke apart.
There was nothing left to save.
She woke screaming in her bunker.
Her men stared at her, open mouthed.
"What are you mayflowers looking at? Back in formation!" She barked, getting to her feet. "Valesquez! Quarter check!"