Wreck-It Ralph Fanfic. Ch. 1It was just another day at Mr. Litwak's Arcade, there was the hum of the arcade machines and each of them blinked the message "Insert Coin(s)" across their screens. Inside his game, Fix-It Felix Jr., Ralph enjoyed this moment of no gamers on the rooftop of the apartment building he wrecked on a daily basis. Vanellope's game, "Sugar Rush", hadn't been played for awhile either, so she decided to pay Ralph a visit. Both sat on the edge of the roof, looking through the screen and into the real world. Vanellope noticed that not only were her and Ralph's games untouched, but none of the other games were being played either.Wreck-It Ralph Fanfic. Ch. 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Hey Ralph," Vanellope wondered, "where is everybody?"
Ralph thought for once Vanellope would just enjoy being able to leave her game in silence. From the day they met Vanellope bugged Ralph with questions, some were asked just to annoy him, but some questions were out of genuine curiosity.
"Well," Ralph began, "Mr. Litwak is human."
"I know that much Ralph, I wasn't prog
One in a Million- Chapter 2Midnight had come. Tapper's game was beginning to fill with thirsty customers, most of them villains. This meant that soon, Tapper would have his hands full with demands for drinks and food, as well as the occasional request to have someone or other thrown out of the bar. The bad guys who came to the game around this time weren't usually mean or bad-tempered, but their table manners left something to be desired, and, occasionally, tempers would flare. But it was hard for a hero to keep a lid on their feelings at the end of the day, and even harder for a bad guy.One in a Million- Chapter 23 years ago in Humor More Like This
Q*bert was thinking about these things as he stood outside the entrance to the famous bar. Acting on a previous suggestion from Ralph, he was about to enter the game and buy a drink in order to practice his English. Now, Q*bert didn't really have a need to learn English; after all, he had gotten along fine using his own language for many years. But the orange fellow was looking to branch out in the gaming world, and in order to
Felix and Tamora: One YearOne year after their wedding: Their first anniversary.Felix and Tamora: One Year3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Felix was gathering up the mess the partier's had made. Popped balloons and glasses strewn across the dance floor. Felix sighed, picking up the last plate and throwing it in the code recycling bin..
He was prepared to have a nice and quiet, hopefully romantic night with his wife, Tamora.
The party had been fun. Every NiceLander was present, Ralph was one of the first to show up.
Vanellope, unfortunately couldn't come due to the alcohol but she had a race to watch over.
None of Tamora's soldiers could even fit through the portal to Felix's game, so it was just her. She didn't mind, though if she did she didn't announce it. She had mellowed out quite a lot since their wedding.
Felix opened the fridge and pulled out a soda, the only thing he drank during the get-together. Tamora had a much different opinion of party beverage, having gone through six or seven glasses of Chardonnay. Felix laughed at the after thought of his wife pulling
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Felix lay still, trying not to pass out from the pain. He'd made the mistake of trying to move. He thought he heard someone call his name.
Not that it mattered. Even if he didn't die here, what good was he without his hammer? A hero was only as good as his tool.
Might be better if he...if he just...
He slipped into a daze, unable to complete the thought.
Calhoun hurried through the trees, not noticing how easily she navigated the way straight back to Felix, or eluded the roots and branches that would trip a human traveler. She had her intel, and that was all that mattered. They just needed to go north, get on the train, and ride all the way to the center of the game.
Now she just had to think of a way to get Felix there that wouldn't end in murder. It was a shame; she usually didn't mind murder.
She stopped a few yards from the clearing. It was way too quiet.
She jumped into the space, sword drawn, ready to maim anyone who
Hero's Cuties Fanfic“Tammy?” Felix opened up the door to his penthouse. He had made a promise to see her today after the arcade closed because he wanted to talk to her.Hero's Cuties Fanfic3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Fix-It! You said you wanted to talk to me?” She asked, her tone thick with worry. She wasn’t wearing her usual Hero’s Duty armor, but a dark blue tank top and black sweat pants.
Felix sat next to her on his bed, took his hat off, placed it in his lap, and sighed. He went through what he was going to say a million times in his head, but he had a sinking feeling that his words would be jumbled up like every other time he had spoken to his wife.
“Am I…good enough for you Tammy? Your past husband seemed so… perfect for you.” He said, wording his sentences very carefully.
“Felix. Is this what is really buggin’ you?” Tamora tilted her head and raised her eyebrows. Felix worried that she had done this gesture out of annoyance, and hoped it was just exasperation.
Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 4Wreck it Ralph fanfic-Chapter 4Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Ralph raaaaalph wheres that stinkbrain"
"ahhhhhhh your luky calhoun isnt here she would have shot ya stinkbra.." vanellope didnt finish what she was saying cause she knew it buged ralph
"no more calling eachother names"
"I know sorry ralph I cant help it"
"its ok president what ya want to do?"
"Do you want to go to tappers?"
"sure why not"
"ralph can I have a sip?"
"vanellope its beer you have to be an adult to drink beer"
"ralph come on im never going to be an adult"
"fine one little sip than no more"
"deal"after vanellope took a sip she was bouncing off the walls screaming "Beeeeeeeer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer"
"what did you do civilian"
"hey tammy she took a sip of beer and went crazy"
"what whos beer did the girl sip from"
"what were you thinking solider the girls gone mad"
"sorry she gave me the puppy dog eyes I couldnt help it"tamora
Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 2Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 2Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Sooooo Tamora do you want to play video games?"felix asked "felix can we eat dinner first im starving?"tamora said as she stripped down of her heavy metal armor.
"Than after what game do you want to play?"
"How about call of duty"tamora said smiling because she rocks at call of duty
"hahaha you said dudy"said a little voice "vanellope what?,how did you get into the house?" "its not glitch proof duh" "do you want it to be"tamora said with a look on her face "is that a trick question?" "vanellope lets go"ralph said from outside
"peace out suckers were going to tapper's"
"dont worry we got better things to do"tamora said with a smile on her face
"like what?"vanellope asked "oh video games now can you go" "fine"vanellope said stomping away "tammy what do you want to eat?"
"Anything that doesnt remind me of those cy-bugs" "pizza ok?"
"finally some enjoyment today"tamora said while sitting on the couch
"HEY YO GENE!!!!!" "yeah felix" "CAN I GET SOME PIZZA DOW
Hammer Time! Chapter 2CHAPTER 2Hammer Time! Chapter 23 years ago in Humor More Like This
Getting Worse All the Time
Felix had found the location where he had fixed up Vanellope, Taffyta, Candlehead, and Minty’s cars. He was tearing the place up and didn’t find any sign of his hammer. After pretty much ripping apart a gummy bush, he finally gave up. He dropped to the ground and just started to break down and cry. He was happy Calhoun wasn’t there to see him cry twice in one day.
“Hey, Fix-It! Whatcha doin’!” shouted Vanellope as she popped out from seemingly nowhere.
“Vanellope!” Felix jumped. “Please! I’ve already been scared out of my mind enough today. I lost my hammer and I’m worried enough as it is!”
“You lost your hammer?!” Vanelloped exclaimed in shock. “But you’re nothing without that thing! That’s like the whole point of your game!”
“Oh, don’t remind me!” Felix cried. “Wait! Vanellope!” Felix got an idea. “C
IntroductionWreck-It Ralph: Fix-It Felix meets Vanellope for the first time. It doesn't end well.Introduction3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"So who's the dweeb?"
Ralph glanced up at the small girl seated on his shoulder, her arms folded over her chest as she scrutinized the maintenance man conversing (arguing) with Sergeant Calhoun with narrowed eyes and a petulant expression. The large man blinked. "Who, Felix? Why would"he paused, his eyes widening. "Oh, you never really met him, did you?"
"I don't wanna meet him," Vanellope said, though quietly enough so that Ralph didn't hear.
"Well I can fix that," Ralph continued, plucking the girl from his shoulder with ease, despite her small squeak of indignation, and placed her on the hardened chocolate floor. "Hey, Felix," he called, and the maintenance man tore himself away from his conversation, "There's someone here I want you to meet."
Excusing himself with a dramatic bow, Felix strolled over to them. "Yes?"
Ralph motioned for Vanellope to come forward, the girl having stepped beh
ThoughtsFelix liked to let his mind wander.Thoughts3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He liked to think about life. He thought about how great his was and how privileged he was to have what he had. The handyman had his own game, lots of friends, he got to go on a huge adventure to save all of the games in Liwak's, and he had, well, love. Not pre-programmed love, but real, actual love. It was rare for characters from other games to love each other. Usually it was in one's programming to love a certain person, and even then it would be someone from their own game. But no, this was completely different; and he was okay with that. More than okay in fact- it was terrific!
But sometimes Felix let his mind wander too far.
Sometimes he would think about bad things that had happened/are happening/might or will happen. He didn't mean to, it just sometimes occurred. Usually when his mind wandered off like this, everything would just turn into a jumble of what ifs? What if his game got unplugged? What if Hero's Duty got unplugged? What if there w
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Felix's head was down as Ralph and Vanellope returned to the cabin. They were approaching the end of the line and couldn't wait any longer.
Ralph knew Calhoun would do whatever she had to to get them out of this alive, including whipping Felix into shape. He'd just have to hope the handyman could be unwhipped when it was all over.
If they survived.
"When we get there, just get off the train and follow me." Calhoun ordered as the engine slowed down. "We've gotta head towards the center of the city."
"And you just happen know where that is?" Ralph asked skeptically.
"The little old guy in the last village was very helpful." She grinned sardonically.
Felix looked up, concerned. "Tammy, you didn't hurt him, did you?"
"Nothing a health potion won't fix." She waved it off. "Get under wraps. I don't think Elflings are real prevalent in central either."
Felix shrugged back into his hooded cloak.
"Felix…You…" Ralph tried to find the words. "You
Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 1Calhoun lives with felix in niceland now months after the whole sugar rush thing.In the penthouse Calhoun would always bang her head on the celing,and the furniture was way to small for her.So felix built a house tall enough for calhoun to stand in,and where the furniture was the right size. Today was a long day at the arcade.Felix and Tamora would always meet in Game Central Station after the day was over."Tammy"felix said as he saw tamora come out of Hero's Duty."Hey fix-it lets go home"Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
On the ride home it was so quiet mabey alittle too quiet,and when they pulled into Fix It Felix Jr. "Aww gross your making my eyes numb"came a little girls voice from the last train car.
"Vanellope how long have you been sitting there?"felix asked "oh long enough doi romance is gross in my opinion" "suck it up solider"she said than kissed felix leaving a big smile on his face.
"Ewww yo felix wheres da stinkbrain" "ralph I dont know I just got here"
"Well move your smooch fest somewhere else, I
One in a Million- Chapter 1 Even though Felix had been inside the enormous spaceship his wife called home many times, he was always amazed by its size. Endlessly winding metallic pipes stretched on forever as they towered over his head. The grated floors clinked and clanked with each step Felix took, making him feel a bit uneasy. The ship seemed like an endless maze of corridors and dimly lit passageways that were difficult to maneuver, giving the place a cold, harsh ambiance.One in a Million- Chapter 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Felix noted how different the ship was from his own home, the roomy, brightly lit penthouse which was located back in his game. There, he was surrounded by the warmth of friends and the feel of relaxation. But Calhoun enjoyed the dark hallways and grated floors of her own game, and if that was what she preferred, Felix felt more than happy to accommodate her.
Felix's thoughts quickly turned to more pleasant things, namely what he was about to do that night. He and Tamora were going to have a romantic dinner at Tapper's, in celebration
See You AgainSee You AgainSee You Again3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Wreck-It Ralph: 50 Themes
06. Kings, Queens, and Jokers
Sometimes Sour Bill hated his job.
Actually, make that most times.
There was nothing appealing of being a henchman, the manual labor that came with such a title being less than pleasant. But it wasn't the work that bothered Bill—not really. He was little more than a butler at times, or chauffer, which wasn't much to complain about. No, what made him abhor his job was not what it entailed—it was who he worked for.
Now, everyone knew King Candy was half crazed—it was who he was, and the gamers and the citizens of Sugar Rush had accepted that—but all they got to see was the theatricality the monarch put on, the purposeful craziness and deluded way of speaking.
But Sour Bill was the only one who saw the real thing.
It had been several years ago when Bill witnessed it for the first time. He had been sent by the Donut Police give the king a report on their last patrol, and after wand
Who Framed Wreck-It Ralph Part 1Who Framed Wreck-It Ralph Part 13 years ago in Humor More Like This
Who Framed Wreck-It Ralph Part 1
Written by Eugene "The Good Wario"
According to movie reviewers and marketers, Wreck-It Ralph is like Rodger Rabbit, but with game characters. I personally think it's more like Toy Story, because both the toys and game characters are active when there are no humans around.
But what if Wreck-It Ralph WAS like Rodger Rabbit?
The nightmare has been the same for two years, mainly because it was an unchangeable memory.
It was a rainy night on top of the Mountain, and I was facing the miscreant who threatened to kill my brother.
"Give me the file or your brother gets it!" The maniac demanded.
I slid the file, which I had not yet read, to the psycho. He picked it up and smiled.
"Thanks... for believing me." The darkened person cackled as he pushed my brother of the mountain anyway. I ran to the edge so I could try to save my brother, but to no avail. The murder escaped, and I screamed in a vengeful rage.
Police investigations told me that he had disappea
Some Fantastic, Chapter TwoSome Fantastic, Chapter Two3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Some Fantastic, Chapter Two
Ralph and Vanellope waited awkwardly at the port labeled 'Magic Quest' while Calhoun gave Felix an earful. They'd silently agreed not to get involved. Calhoun would never lay a hand on Felix in anger, but she'd be fine with knocking Ralph's lights out. Just one of the perks of being a big guy.
On the other hand, he wasn't the one being held up by his collar by an angry woman.
"…And if you ever keep something like this from me again, I'll make you wish you were never programmed! Got it!"
"Y-yes ma'am." Felix looked miserable. "Tammy, I just didn't want you to worry!"
"Whatever. We've got a game to save." Calhoun grumbled, but set the handyman back on the ground. Her face softened slightly. "You sure you wanna come?"
"You couldn't keep me away with wild goombas." Felix said bravely.
"I think short-stuff should stay home." Ralph gestured to the girl on his shoulders.
'Hey, it was my idea, skuzz face. You're not leaving me behin
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Who Framed Wreck-It Ralph Part 2
Written by Eugene "The Good Wario"
"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me."
All the bad guys then started leaving and went on their way.
Wreck-It Ralph, was rushing out of Pac-Man as fast as he could. He left Game Central and started on his way to the TobiKomi studio. I did not experience this personally, it was later told to be by Bowser.
I was standing on the wooden stairs outside the set of Fix-It Felix Jr., monitoring the door with a guest list in my hand.
"Ah Mario, Luigi came here before you." I stated. "Had something to fix?"
"Yea, I was at MGM to help fix their rain maker. Apparently they mix the water with milk so it shows better on camera."
I nodded in interest and let Mario in. I suddenly heard something fall over and then saw Wreck-It Ralph running towards me. As he got to the stairs, he tripped and wrecked the stairs, causing me to fall over.
"I'm so sorry… It wa
Just a matter of time...Chapter 2Characters of Wreck it Ralph does not belong to me. They are property of Disney!Just a matter of time...Chapter 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Time marched on, as it always did for the games. Day in and day out, there was users to play, enjoying themselves and they're momentary escape from reality. It must be nice to unleash your pent up frustrations on something you think can't feel it. Well, they felt it, and boy did they sometimes. The characters may regenerate in their own game after each player is done, win or lose, but they still got sore on some days.
It was just before closing time, though there were still a lot of users in the arcade. What did they call today? 'Saturday'? It seemed to be the busiest day of the week. Calhoun and her battalion were halfway up the beacon tower, making their way up fairly steadily. The user was a regular in her game, so they were doing fairly well. They reached a more quiet section as they neared the room.
The Sergeants voice
Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 5Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 5Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hey ralph how much longer until the arcade opens again"felix asked
"look at the sign on the door it says closed for renovations until january"
"what its only november!"
"well I guess we got alot of free time felix"
"yeah I guess your right"
"what are you talking about soliders?"tamora said walking into the penthouse
"the arcade only opens again in january"
"awsome more free time,I wondered why the arcade wasnt open for awhile"
"And tammy remember when you go to tappers,one beer is enough you almost killed them last time"
"sorry wreck it"tamora said with a guilty look on her face
"its ok I know you didnt mean it"
"of course I didnt mean it, I was drunk you know"
"you were talking some crazy chiz"
"vanellope where did you come from,how did you know we were in the penthouse?"
"sugar rush duh,and I heard you guys from down there"
"woh woh woh wait a minute what do you mean I was talking crazy chiz,like what was I saying?"
"Oh me and ralph were
Some Fantastic, Chapter ThreeSome Fantastic, Chapter Three3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Some Fantastic, Chapter Three
"Those are all gamers? Then why aren't they robots, like in your game?"
"Not a first person shooter." Calhoun answered the wrecker-turned-oger. "We'll have to be careful not to give ourselves away."
Felix swallowed nervously. "Surly there's gotta be someone we can ask."
"Look for the guys with question marks above their heads; they're NPCs, and will talk to us." Calhoun ordered. "Other than that, stay quiet and stay close. If we get into a duel and someone dies—"
"Yeah, yeah, we won't regenerate. We know." Vanellope was bouncing with excitement on her usual perch. "Let's go, let's go!"
She glitched forward into the crowd.
"Vanellope! Argh…" Ralph crashed after her.
"Back in formation, you line-jumpers!" Calhoun grabbed her husband's hand and tore after them. Felix skidded across the ground after her, toes brushing the dirt every so often. The villagers gaped in amazement as they went by. None of them had red skin, Fe
WIR: I Can Fix ItThe arcade had just closed, and after a long day of gaming, Fix-it Felix Jr. decided to drop by Hero's Duty to see his girlfriend, Seargent Calhoun.WIR: I Can Fix It3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Upon entering her game, he was accidentally knocked sideways by several cadets making their way to Tapper's to blow off some steam, leaving Calhoun alone in the entryway. He watched her for a moment, her back turned, as she pushed back her bangs and messed with her gun, probably getting it ready for her next mission.
Smiling, Felix walked forward and cleared his throat. "Ma'am?"
Calhoun quickly turned around, smacking Felix right in the face with the barrel of her cocked gun. After a quick glance ahead at nothing, she suddenly heard a wail below her and looked down. "Fix-it!" She exclaimed, kneeling down to his level. "What are you doing here? Are you alright?" She noticed his face was already beginning to bruise.
"I-I'm fine," He managed a smile. The pain seemed to automatically numb as soon as he saw her looking back at him. "I just want
The new Sugar Rush character?!Ralph, Felix, and Tamora all made their way to Vanellope's game, Sugar Rush. "A new character? How is that even possible?!" Ralph asked himself. Felix was smiling, looking forward at Sugar Rush's gate. "Oh gosh, this so exciting, aint it, Tamora?" The Sergeant looked down at her husband. "Not really, I'm not into the whole 'sweets and fun' thing." Felix laughed a little. "Oh yeah, almost forgot."The new Sugar Rush character?!3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The three continued to make their way through to Sugar Rush in silence until they finally reached the glitter-covered words that spelled the title of the game. "Well, now to fine Vanellope." Ralph murmured. Felix and Tamora nodded, then started running after Ralph. They finally made it to Vanellope's castle. Ralph slowed down to catch his breath, then knocked on the door. Sour Bill slowly opened the door, looking up at the other game characters. "Yes...?" he said slowly. Felix stepped forward and gave a small smile. "Hey there, Bill! Do you lettin us in for a quick minute?" The little green ma
Srgt. Calhoun sappy pre-movie ficSergeant Tamara Calhoun rarely exposed her emotions.Srgt. Calhoun sappy pre-movie fic3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
She was tough, invulnerable, and usually the only hope in the face of certain death to her team. No one questioned her, and everyone respected her. A refused order from her was a plead for humiliation.
Her days were spent doing exactly what had been programmed in her. To everyone, her determination and fiercely brave actions were strictly because of just that.
No one could have ever imagined that maybe it was all just a distraction.
Behind the cold, blue eyes laid a story that was continuously shoved back and brushed off, like it didn’t deserve any time from her, even if it was to be a vital puzzle piece to why she was the way she was. She ignored it; even if it meant replacing the memories with an empty blackness that gripped at her shattered heart every lonely moment that she let pass by.
She desperately had kept every day as time consuming as possible. Even when the game was not being operated at night or on holidays, she wo
How to Fix a Broken HeartIt had been a whirlwind romance that left his heart going pitter-patter. By golly they had even kissed on the lips already! It was more than Felix could ever have dreamed of. She was so beautiful, so wonderful. He wanted to spend every second of every hour of every day by her side. She made him the happiest man in the world. He already knew in his heart that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her but to have such a short courtship just wouldn't do. No, by gosh he was going to romance her right and take her out on dates!How to Fix a Broken Heart3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
They went out to Tapper's a few times, but Felix wasn't really much for drinking. That and the boisterous atmosphere intimidated him. There tended to be a large number of 'bad guys' and even though he knew that overall they weren't really bad guys, when it was 'villain night' at Tapper's the smaller man just felt extremely out of place.
Tamora Calhoun on the other hand, didn't give a shit what anyone thought of her or who was in the damn place. She could reall