ItalyxReader Insert: Stalking (One Shot)ItalyxReader Insert: Stalking (One Shot)1 year ago in Short Stories
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You were walking along a road with your best friend, Felicianno Vargas, trying very hard to be invisible. Not literally invisible of course, but invisible to your little brother and his girlfriend, who were going out on their first date.
Now, trying to keep out of sight with an Italian is hard work. Mainly because the Italian:
a) Wears bright colors
b) Makes no effort to move quietly
c) Won't shut up
d) Starts complaining after a while
To be honest, you weren't quite sure why you brought Feli of all people with you, when Kiku the ninja was obviously the best choice. However, you were too shy to mention this fact, so you stayed quiet.
You and Feli, who was chattering about pasta, followed them through a path in the woods, ignoring all the animals that seemed to cry out in response to Feli. Every once in a while, your brother would look back, coming out of his happy place whenever Feli was too loud, but you would make a little noise like "eep!" and jump behind a tree while Feli, still no