Banana up your assBanana up your ass3 years ago in Create a Story Contest More Like This
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after boobies because you'll only end up with a banana in your ass." I never quite understood his advice until one christmas, I was gardening with my best friend Kira. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was shy and spooky sounds came from deep within. Kira saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!