Eating Away My Soul- Chapter 1 - ZaDr
Waking up with a headache was not one of the most pleasant things in the world. But it's possible because someone always has to find out the persons motives to proceed further. He's used it by now and now is not the time to be complaining. He groans into his pillow as he hand hits the annoying sound of his alarm clock ringing in his ears. He sat up slowly and stood up from his dark blue sheeted bed and looks at the mirror from across the room. His hair was a complete mess from last night, that horrible fight with his white bandages around his chest. The boy shudders at the thought, tracing an index finger across a long scar from the many fights that they both had dealt with.
Everything that they've done was just a complete waste of the humans time, though he doesn't realize it... yet. Noticing he hasn't placed on his glasses, a hand reaches over to grab it, closing his eyes and slowly places it on. He opens his hazel eyes slowly and frowns at the sight. Just as he saw bef
The Locker Room - Ch 1The Locker Room - Ch 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
A/N: This is an ongoing ZADR fanfiction/RP by *Pat-The-Kitsune and myself. Enjoy!
Dib could feel the other's fake eyes following him, watching his every move as he packed up the last of the gym volley balls into there bags, and he couldn't help but wonder why. Why was it that fate was so cruel towards him? Ever since he'd first entered high-school, it seemed every teacher he came into contact with was drawn towards pairing him up with his worst enemy, as he currently was right now. Not that it really mattered when the green menace just sat back and watched.
"You know, you COULD help me with some of this, you jerk." he said, picking up the first bag of volley balls to move them over towards the equipment room.
After an intense gym period in the close to freezing-cold basketball court, their gym teacher had assigned THEM to pack up all the equipment and move it back before heading home. A few weeks shy of the winter break, Dib just wanted to get out of the school's required gym clo
The Aftermath (ZaDr) ~ Chapter 1The Aftermath (ZaDr) ~ Chapter 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Red sat with a bored expression as he watched Purple stuff his face with doughnuts. His eye began to twitch as he listened to the disgusting sound of the other Tallest's lips smacking together. Finally growing tired of the sound, Red yelled at Purple."Pur, it's been three HOURS. Put down the disgusting earth food that idiot Zim sent and do something productive!"
Tallest Purples' eyes widened comically. He looked down at the sugary treats in his hands and then back at Red. "Bu- but Reeeeed~. They're soooooooo good!" He gave the other tallest puppy dog eyes, his lip pouting adorably. "Earth sweets are soooooo much better than Irks!"
Red sighed and rolled his eyes. "I've known you since we were smeets Pur. That look lost its effect a LONG time ago."
Purple looked close to tears as he reluctantly put the doughnuts down on the ship's control panel. The box of Earth goodies in the corner hit a lever which, consequently, blew up a casino pl
Loyalty Ch.1How Dare He?Loyalty Ch.13 years ago in Romance More Like This
'How dare him' Zim thought. 'How dare he ignore Zim!' Rage boiled up inside the tiny invader as he stormed after his nemesis. He felt a sense of déjà vu, as he recalled Dib refusing to fight with him beforebut he had at least WARNED Zim!
It was hot outside. One of those days that made the threat of Global warming that much more plausible. The sky was a disheartening burgundy color, the sun beaming down with pinpoint precision on anyone who was unlucky enough to be outside at the current moment.
Fortunately, for nearly everyone else in the crappy little town, they were indoors, watching television and drinking cold beverages. Not so fortunately, Dib was the person the sun was beaming down on.
It didn't do much to increase his good mood. Not that there had been much of a good one in the first place. He irritatedly whipped away a droplet of sweat that was rolling its way down his forehead. Why was his house so far away? Why was it so freaking
ZADR Dib's Alien Chapter 1''Get out of here! You are a disgrace!!'' The owner of the bar pushes him out and he stumbles from being intoxicated. He hiccups and has a flushed face and walks down the street; holding onto a beer bottle in his hands and drinks it.ZADR Dib's Alien Chapter 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
''Bah who needs hem! I'hve got taht guy at...what'z namee agaien? Membrianopoop? Yeh that's et!'' He laughs weirdly and enters a dark part of the park and sits on a bench; looking up at the purple and black sky.
If you could already guess by now, then congratulations. Dib was now a legal 24 year old man living by himself and usually goes out to the bar to drown himself away. But it gets carried away and he gets drunk, disturbing nearby customers and getting thrown out again. What happened to the paranormal investigator we all knew and love??? Well...you can blame Dib's father on that one.
Membrane forced him to stop being a paranormal investigator. He kept telling him that he should be something even greater; a doctor or maybe even a therapist. He just sig
Hold On Dib's DecisionHave you ever had a day when you were so lonely and so depressed you wished you had someone to talk to?Hold On Dib's Decision3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was having that day a week ago. I was sitting on an old wood bench perched on a small hill outside the school during lunch. I was eating a sandwich, alone of course, until I heard someone coming from behind. I ignored them in fear of making eye contact with a face I didn't want to see at the moment.
Then I saw the person go around me and sit on the bench across from me.
It was Zim.
He too had a lunch and he dropped the brown paper bag onto the table and sat down.
I had the biggest urge to cry but I supressed it. What I didn't do was shut my mouth.
"I'm so alone." I said to the wood table.
Zim nodded. "Zim is too." he said. Zim sounded far less depressed than I did.
"No one loves me " I choked.
I saw Zim look up at my down casted face. I didn't know what was going on inside my head or Zim's.
"Zim knows not of this 'love'." The alien said almost curiously.
Then it happened. I br
ZaDr ~ In The End (Oneshot - if you wanna call it)I hate it.ZaDr ~ In The End (Oneshot - if you wanna call it)3 years ago in Drama More Like This
I hate this.
I hate the look on your face: Lost, scared, tired. I hate how we let ourselves become this weak, shuddering from pain but so transfixed in the silence that surrounds us. Ever so gently, I reach out my worn out palm and caress your singed flesh that was once so perfectly smooth. Your maroon orbs scan across my features, searching for something but what that something is is anyone's guess.
Then you smile.
It wasn't one of your egotistical, cocky, "I'M BETTER THAN YOU FILTHY BAGS OF FLESH FOR I AM ZIM!" smiles. No. It was something- wonderful. So wonderful that it was painful. With a shaky tri-fingered hand, you lightly smack my cheek. "That l'k... d'snt f't you... hyooman."
I can't help but smile back. I breathe out a forced laugh and clutch the hand that was still pressed against my face. "I c'ld say the same 'bout you... Sp-space boy."
You say nothing in return. You just continue to smile.
I hate it. I hate that look.
"St'p smil'ng 't me. 't sc'rs
Zadr fic: you're alive?: chapter oneStars, overpopulated planets, burning comets- These things would capture the entire attention of most creatures. But not me... Not anymore... They used to. I used to be so fascinated... But then... The-The incident happened...Zadr fic: you're alive?: chapter one3 years ago in Romance More Like This
I turn my attention back to the screen on the dashboard, my synth-esk lock of hair falling in my face. I push it back out of my face, in order to read what I had just typed. Staring at the Irken at text before me, reading and rereading the same name, over and over, again and again. My mind frozen as I sit there, staring at the screen.
Suppressed memories come flooding back again. Hot tears bubble to the surface and stream down my ivory cheeks. I turn away as I slam the screen down, not wanting to look at it again for a long time. "His name. It was his name."
I hear a voice come from behind, one of a lost love. "Dib-love, why must you abuse my equipment?" My tear burning eyes widen as much as possible. Quickly, I spin my chair around, only to be met with the fusch
ZaDr ~ You're My Obsession (Chapter 1)AN: I'm taking down the warning because Dib only says ONE vulgar thing. I don't think that requires a warning, sooo.. yeah. BUT BE WARNED! He does say the "F" word.ZaDr ~ You're My Obsession (Chapter 1)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Ugh! I hate this weather!" Dib complained as he stood outside of Hi Skool, watching the rain fall mercilessly to the ground. He looked over at the Irken that stood to his left. Who, much to his satisfaction, was shorter than him. After four years of being on the planet the Irken had realized that his old attire had been deemed 'weird,' and in his attempt to successfully blend in with the humans he had taken the human with him to purchase clothing that was 'normal', which consisted of very dark colors. On every outfit Zim had stitched a pink insignia of his Irken empire. The invader had also customized a longer wig to hide his growing antenna.
After the shopping trip the two became something more- not enemies, and at the same time, they were not friends. Their relationship had grown into something like an
.:Fix My Life:..:Fix My Life:.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a typical day in the small city of (insert city name here), every human had a life to life and they were living it the way they did.
"ZIM! It's YOUR turn to work the cash register! Get over here!" called Zim's boss. Zim groaned as he was bowling fries into hot grease; it splatting at his fine skin, making him wince every time a bubble popped.
"C-coming!" Zim shouted, dropping the fries as someone else took over the bubbly grease job. Zim was now about 20 years old and working at Mcmeaty's. He was tall and looked more like a 16 year old geek teen than a man. He was hunched over, lanky, out of place and most of all...working at a fast food place, which he hated.
"Zim! You better not fail at this! Take the people's orders, and DON'T bad talk them or you're FIRED!" shouted Zim's boss before he disappeared behind the kitchen to yell at the other people working there. Zim huffed at the cranky old fart.
"Yeah...that won't keep me from bad talking you, you motherfucking ass." Zim mumble
Heat 1"Heat"Heat 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It happened once every year.
It wasn't really a big deal; Zim was used to it by now, ever since he went through the change from the equinox he had to take a week off school and just confine himself to his house.
Sure, it made him irritated and more hostile than normal, but it was just him in his lab for that week so there was no threat of him trying to leave and do something about his discomfort and irritation.
This dreaded event was called, 'Heat' and Zim suffered from it once every year for an entire week before those disgusting needs died down.
He knew the basics; ever since he felt the stirrings within his body, felt his skin grow hot and his mouth dry with this unusual yearning he had done some research on the subject. At first he thought he had contracted some Earth illness; but now he knew better, after all, he had suffered through four of these cycles thus far.
Zim didn't know if he truly had anything to worry about. He wasn't even sure these human things w
That Time When Stuff Happened- IntroTwo bodies crashed to the floor. The boy on the bottom hissed in pain and the boy on top groaned but they never split apart. In fact, they became closer together, grabbing and pulling.That Time When Stuff Happened- Intro3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The two males thrust their tongues into each other's mouths. The green skinned male yanked the shirt of the paled skinned human, crushing their stomachs together forcefully.
"Z-Zim! You're- crushing me!" the human groaned into the heated alien's mouth.
"Shhh!" Zim growled.
Zim then attacked the stupid human's neck, making the human yelp and moan at the same time.
"Zim!" the black haired boy gasped.
But Zim continued. The alien would bite then lick the wounds harshly.
"S-someone will see us! Y-You idiot!" the human complained as he pushed Zim by the shoulders. "Quit it!"
Zim stopped what he was doing to glare daggers at the squirming human.
"Dib " Zim began with malice. Said person swallowed a lump in this throat.
"W-we shouldn't be doing this!" Dib reasoned.
Zim ignored the logic and looked around t
Dear Dib-love...Dear Dib-love:Dear Dib-love...2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I can't decide whether I want to kiss you or hit you right now. And I guess since you're sleeping, I'll just "rant" on paper. It seems to be the safest and more neutral way to go.
What we just did... I'm not sure you get how serious that was. If you think kissing and cuddling was something...
When Irkens mate, they give their soul to their partner. It's so rare that I've never met a couple. Well, I've never met a couple because none of the past Tallests would allow any true contact with one another. They've always feared the bond; it's been said that it's the strongest thing known in all the universes. Irkens don't love. And when they do...
I guess you humans weren't incorrect when you said that love always win. Nothing comes between the mated pair, and anything that even tries gets instantly annihilated. The two are invincible. As are we.
I still can't believe that we're Tallests. When you came to my door
Bloodstream (ZaDr) - Chapter FiveBloodstream (ZaDr) - Chapter Five3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Looking forward at the crescent shaped chair in which his new master was seated in, a confused teen watched from his spot on the round bed as the ex-Elite examined his new lab that had been hidden by a hologram of a wall. The Irken hummed to himself, picking up various objects only to set them back down again. After a few minutes, Zim turned away from his observations in favor of the boy.
“This lab is impressive.” He said excitedly. “It’s a fair size, has a good amount of tools,” he then grinned sadistically. “There’s even chemicals in here I could only dream of using!” Letting out a content sigh, he turned away from Dib and stared into his lab. “With these materials, I could create a whole new era of weaponry for the Armada.” Dib watched silently as the black stalks upon the other’s head wilted slightly. “Or myself.” Nodding his head, the Irken set out to do just that.
The human’s curiosity was grasped
That Time When Stuff Happened- Ch. 1Two weeks laterThat Time When Stuff Happened- Ch. 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim never made mistakes before. But I can admit that mating with the Dib was indeed a big mistake, actually, it was a HUGE, GINOMOUS, HORRIBLE MISTAKE. Zim regretted nothing but that!
This earth day was Sunday and on Sundays I liked to laze about more so than on other days. I felt like blowing my magnificent brains out while watching the angry monkey show with my annoying minion, Gir.
I looked out the window to see that it had been raining. If it rains in the morning tomorrow I wouldn't even bother going to school. It'd give me another excuse to avoid the Dib thing which we've been doing since the night we "did stuff".
Of course, me being the amazing Zim and all, I would have killed the filthy vermin for doing such things to my amazingness, but! Alas, it was I who started it all and well,
I've grown to be a kind of a fair guy if you know what I mean.
I suppose you smelly readers who have nothing better to do than read this filth called a 'fan fiction' ar
Fix My Life__14Fix My Life__143 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim kept purring out contently towards Dib. He wasn't like a cat of course, because cats couldn't purr and meow at the same time. However, Zim could speak and purr in his throat at the same time.
"How has life been for you since you've moved away? Still in touch with your sister and parent unit?" Zim asked, wanting to get caught up with Dib.
The question threw the human off a bit, he didn't know Zim would really care about that but the black haired boy tried to answer as best as he could.
"Gaz? She's off to college in game design of course. She called me about a week ago so I should call her again soon. My dad...is probably doing the same old shit. I don't really care about him, we don't keep in touch at all. I tried but it gets awkward so I stopped a year ago and he never bothered to call me so he can go fuck contaminated bacterium for all I care." Dib said sourly as he fiddled with a wrapper on the table.
The 20 year old felt like crying since he hated bad mouthing his fat
Silent Irken chapter 1Silent Irken chapter 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Summery: AR (Alternate Reality), ZaDr! Aliens live on Earth along side humans and have jobs just like humans. Dib and his teacher Tharius Leaf; who is an alien himself stumble upon a young beaten alien in the street who like Tharius, is an Irken.
The tall Irken stood amongst the high school students as they got into their various transports. He put his hands on his hips as his green eyes scanned the crowed for any misbehaving teens. Without warning he grabbed a running Dib by the collar of his shirt and Torque in the other hand. "Why is it always you Torque, must you beat up every living thing you see?" He said. His voice sounded dull, as if he was board with all that was going on but it was always hard to tell. "Sorry sir " Dib replied but received a glare from Tharius. "Speak when spoken to smeet." Tharius said.
He took a glance at Torque and gave a snarl before asking the question once again for Torque. "Because Dib is so easy to pick on it almost makes me laugh." Torque said w
Fix My Life_22Fix My Life_223 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After more scary pop-ups and flinches from the alien, the movie ended as it showed the credits. Zim sighed and stood up, stretching his arms out and groaning but he smiled satisfied and quite goofy as well.
"Mmm...That was a great movie." Zim said, arms over his head as he heard his back pop quite loudly. Dib stretched as well with a yawn. The movie was good but watching with Zim was sooo much better.
"Hope you didn't mind me laying all over you...it's just me trying to get in your pants. I wasn't scared." Zim joked with his goofy and overly joyful smile.
Dib blushed madly, shifting his weight nervously. He knew it was a joke but for him, it was something he kind of wanted, despite his fear of intimacy. It was different with Zim yet it was so foreign wanting someone so bad.
Zim saw Dib get a bit nervous, shifting on his feet and blushing. The alien sighed and dropped his arms. "Ya know Dib, if my flirting makes you feel uncomfortable, Zim can stop." Zim said, reassuringly.
Dib's eyes w
ZaDr-invaded your heart fanficZaDr-invaded your heart fanfic3 years ago in Settings More Like This
title:invaded your heart
another day in skool as zim walked thru the halls looking at the heart,rose and cupids arrow decorations that lined the schools halls "another pitiful human holiday" he thought to himself
as he walked into the now loud classroom "huh?" he said puzzled as he looked at all the children laughing makeing small bins colorfully decorated with hearts and candy drawn on them.
zim turned to miss bitters who seemed to be more grumpy than usual "teacher drone! what is everyone prepareing for? tell me!!!!" he said holding a fist triomphantly over his head, mrs.bitters
then growled at zim "THEY are preparing for valentines day EVERY student is required to give eachother valentines!" zim stood there puzzled "what is a valentine?" he mummbled to himself.
but before he could ask mrs.bitters she had already returned to what she was doing. "i must find out what this "VALENTINES DAY" is" zim said to himself as he woundered around asking others
what this new holiday was. he went u
ZADR - Best Years of Our Lives prt. 1 .FAILED.It was the first day of highskool. The students were in the halls, conversing with friends they hadn't seen all summer. There were groups of girls hugging and giggling about their summer flings, and boys punching eachother's shoulders or ruffling eachother's hair in greeting. Their lives were perfectly normal.ZADR - Best Years of Our Lives prt. 1 .FAILED.3 years ago in Romance More Like This
A kid with strange green skin and black hair walked down the hall for the first time since last year. He was wearing the same red shirt, black pants, boots, and gloves he's worn since the fifth grade. He was a junior in highskool, and most of the students knew him well, for they had all gone to the same elementary skool, as well as the same junior high. However, the person who knew him better than anyone was his worst enemy.
"Dib," sneered the boy, stopping at his locker. A few lockers away was another boy, also a junior. He had spikey black hair, pale skin, and glasses that covered his baggy, sleepless eyes. He was dressed in a long, black trench coat, black pants and boots, and
Popularity101 - pt 1Popularity101 - pt 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
A/N: After months of contemplation, an RP between myself and =tehgamesayshi. See the artist's description for more information. Enjoy!
Dib cautiously snuck up to Zim's house, trying to evade the glares of the creepy garden gnomes. How could anybody in even their right alien mind put those things in their yard?! Reaching the glowing house, Dib glanced into the window to see what kind of activity was a-happening inside.
Zim was sitting on the purple couch along side his crazy SIR unit, GIR. Clutched in his two fingers was a dip snack. The alien dipped in a strange white stick and put it in his mouth, as did GIR. They were watching some show about diarrhea. "GIR, I only hope this does NOT provoke you to do something insane... though I digress, knowing you." Zim muttered.
"YEW gots da diarrhea too?"
"NO, GIR. Filthy hyoomans and their filthy waste disposal methods..."
Dib clutched his stomach, remembering the massive diarrhea attack he had just the other day after Proffessor Membrane o
Fix My Life__16Fix My Life__163 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim had left work around 5. He didn't take the alleyways; not wanting to get in a fight, killed, or raped, because now he had something to look forward to in life.
Once Zim got to his apartment, he walked in, unsure of what to do next. Once he walked into his house, he smelled...Hamburgers? Once Zim had smelled himself, he realized it was him. He smelled of work.
Zim didn't want to smell like work when he went out with Dib. But why should it matter? They are friends, just hanging out normally...no reason to get fancy. However, Zim had the need to look his best; but why? It bugged the alien a bit.
Zim shook it off and took a quick shower. Because it was a human shower and it used water, he had to cover his body in paste before going in. His soap also had paste in it. Surprisingly, it left Zim's very clean and soft after.
Zim got dressed in a tight dark purple V-neck shirt and black skinny jeans with red converse. This was Zim's normal wear, but at least he looked well enough for Dib. Ho
Dear Spaceboy...Zim's POVDear Spaceboy...2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I have no idea why I'm writing this. It's not like I'm gonna show this to you or anything. I just… need to get this somewhere other than my (completely normal-sized) head. So… where to start? I guess from the beginning.
Did you know that I was waiting for you to come? Well, I heard who I now know is your Tallest talking about sending you here. Looking back, it's kinda ridiculous to have thought that you'd immediately land in our town. But you did. Freaky, huh? When I first saw you… You wouldn't know this, but I was starting to doubt myself. I figured that Gaz hacked my signal and planted the message. After so long without seeing anything different, I started to assume you didn't exist. I began to listen to what everyone was saying about me. I'm so glad you came when you did!
Seriously, how did nobody get that you're an alien?! Green skin, no nose, outdated-as-hell look! (That you did a pretty good job of updating, by the wa
ZADR - Chevalier chap1ZADR - Chevalier chap15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Rating: PG-13 (maybe)
Warning: It may have violence and sexual scenes. If you don't like a gay story (male/male), please, don't read
"Once upon a time, there was a magic King, who created a child from a demon as his father. Together they spread terror and chaos in the faraway lands... And built a forbidden love."
"Jesus, salvator mundi
Tue famuli subveni
Quos pretioso sanguine
Quos pretioso sanguine
The glaringly starry sky hung peacefully in the Forest of Sauvage, in a land still in its
Bloodsteam (ZaDr) ~ Chapter One (Part One)Bloodsteam (ZaDr) ~ Chapter One (Part One)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Okay, so the first half of this chapter is gonna be trough Dib's P.O.V. because it's sooo much easier to explain things through his eyes.
Sixteen years ago was the beginning of my end. On the day of my birth I was taken away from a human nursery on the planet Earth and was raised by an Irken service drone in order to serve my one and only master. The drone told me that Master had bought me legally and therefore I was his forever, but I know I was stolen. Human slaves are illegal in every galaxy, and on every planet. Well, besides Earth, but I never have, and never will admit I know that. I don't need another reason for Master to 'correct' me...
On the day of my second year my master, Blin, assigned me as his personal slave. He told me if I was questioned, I was to 'refer myself as his adopted son.', whatever that was... Master Blin uses many terms that I do not understand, but I've learned to never question him, or it'll lead to more 'correcting'.
For the next five years, there