A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
Dangers Of Deliveries Part 1The Planet Express crew sat casually in the lounge watching the news, awaiting their next delivery. Leela was always ready for their missions right away, with her keys kept in her pocket and her wrist device ready to take directional orders. Fry and Bender on the other hand were more than happy to wait if they had to; after all, a new episode of All My Circuits was going to be on. Professor Farnsworth slowly shuffled his way into the room. Upon hearing the doors slide open, Leela sat up attentively, while Bender and Fry sank deeper into the sofa, as if already being bored with whatever they would have to do...Dangers Of Deliveries Part 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
And sure enough, the Professor smiled at the three, and spouted with an eager voice, "Good news, everyone!" Oh, how they've all heard that before.... and seldom was it ever anything that could be defined as good. The Professor continued, "We've got another delivery to make! You'll be in charge of delivering these bricks of antibiotics to the wounded Crocodilious soldiers o
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
Future Mama Baby Drama Chapter 1"Future Mama Baby Drama" - Follow up to "Robot Hell's Angel"Future Mama Baby Drama Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Author's Note: Hey guys, it's me again! So I finished my Futurama My Immortal parody and decided to write a sequel to my serious Futurama fanfiction "Robot Hell's Angel" just because. I hope you guys like it, I've been working on it for a while but haven't had a chance to post it until now. Please tell me what you think c:
"I'm so glad you didn't die, I need you to stay alive and help me raise our baby." Said Leela. She rubbed her tummy for emphasis, a smile crossing her face. Fry seemed confused.
"Leela, you can stop lying about being pregnant now. The Robot Devil freed you a while ago." He advised. The cyclops' smile faded. She grew frustrated. How could he think that!?
"What!? Fry, this isn't a lie at all! I really am pregnant! See, feel this! You can feel our baby kick!" She retorted furiously, grabbing Fry's hand and pressing it firmly against her belly. At first, the delivery boy felt nothing abnormal. All he could feel
Bleach: Princess to Prince ch5Chapter 5,More Secrets?Bleach: Princess to Prince ch55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was now morning at the Kurosaki manor. But it was a special morning to wake up to,it was the morning after Ichigo submitted his love to Rukia. Rukia sighed as she woke up from her sleep. She looked at Ichigo,and sighed again. 'What happens if I get pregnant with Ichigo's child? Since he's the one I'm not supposed to marry. Oh Ichigo...' thought Rukia. She was really worried about this. "What's wrong with you Rukia? Worried about our relationship?" said Ichigo as he woke up. "Ichigo...Yeah I am worried about it." confessed Rukia. "Mostly about me getting pregnant with your child." "Rukia,you don't have to worry about that. No matter what happens,I will protect you and always love you. Especially that." "Oh Ichigo,I love you." said Rukia leaning on her lover's shoulder. "I love you too Rukia." said Ichigo,cuddling with Rukia's naked body. "Shouldn't we get dress?" asked Rukia. "Um...yeah we should." answered Ichigo. So they quickly changed into their clothes,an
Leela To FryYou're an idiot,Leela To Fry4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
you never think twice,
you never think once!
You're immature and childish,
you can't do anything right,
and you're too slow to realize
any of this yourself.
I hate how you're always trying...
trying to "make" me love you.
I hate your pointy hair
and your stupid grin.
I hate that goddamn jacket,
you never wash the thing.
I hate the way you screw things up,
never sticking to plans.
I hate your stupid ignorance,
why don't you stop trying?
Why do you love me?
I don't like you.
Just stop trying.
It's getting annoying,
Don't you ever give up?
Your effort is futile.
I hate the way you say the wrong thing
at just the wrong time.
I hate the way you look at me,
please, just turn around.
I hate the way you act on impulse,
I can never judge your movement.
Don't try protecting me,
I can look after myself.
Why did you save my life?
I said I'd never "come around".
Stop it already!
I hate the way you never give up,
the way you always love me.
I hate the way you act s
CriminalCriminal4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ouran Academy of all boys, a perfect school to teach boy how to be gentlemen; but apparently that saying didn't apply to one boy.
A boy with huge massive body of a football player, eyes of the molten liquid emerald swimming with coldness and hate, hair dark as ebony that gleamed in the moonlight giving it a dark blue affect, his hair reached down and caressed his strong jaw.
Derek Souza gazed out beyond the gates with a cigarette clenched between his teeth. The green eyes wondering what's really out there in the world, he had only seen pictures of the real world.
Derek had been in this school since he could remember so he always wondering what going out there. Was it really as awesome as the teachers said or as scary as the school head master said? He sighed and leaned against the tree and tucked his hands in his pockets.
He was in his casual uniform which was black slacks, white dress up shirt with crescent of an owl and a snake in his claws. On the bottom is said Ouran Academy in bea
Face In the ReflectionFace In the Reflection4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
This face in the reflection is nothing but a monster.
You let your rage take over just once, and after,
a debilitating shockwave of fear
and embarrassment/disgust in yourself knocked you to the ground.
As you cried uncontrollably,
you became aware of the demon unleashed.
The face in the mirror is now a familiar stranger.
Bump in the night - Part 1Bump in the night - Part 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
FUTURAMA: BUMP IN THE NIGHT
CAPTION: [in alienese] NERDLINGERS UNITE!
An eerie light was set upon the street of New New York; Halloween drew near. Priests filled the streets shouting something about repentance, or maybe it was re-pent ants. Sales in garlic and wooden stakes increased as well as sabotage to ladders and inside umbrellas. But people still flocked to get pumpkins, real, plastic and illegally produced. Excitement built in the average family, the prospect of sweet gifts and a chance to pull a prank without worry of any dangerous holiday mascots such as Robot Santa Claus or the Zombie Easter Bunny.
Though no one could have been as exited as Professor Farnsworth; he had been growing pumpkins with a growth enhancement and was about to make a breakthrough in pumpkin technology. What disappointed him though, was the fact that nobody cared.
Im sick of pumpkins! Fry whined to the professor. Cant you use something like peaches or hamsters or suga
Diary of a punishmentDay 0, April 27:Diary of a punishment11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hey guys, I wanted to write this story, because I wanted to tell you about my experience with the worst punishment a person can suffer.
Usually I didn't mind about punishments, my parents gave me an hell of them, I even can say that I spent my whole life being in kinds of punishments, seriously, but this, this was absolutely the worst, trust me.
And last, but not least, don't blame me if I make any grammar or orthography error, at the end you know me, one time I even made a mistake, writing "elementery" instead of elementary.
All this crazy story starts the 27th of April, while I was at school, and mrs Krabappel was teaching a Math lesson, I was looking out of the window, waiting, in vane, for an interesting event.
Milhouse, officially, was at home with a severe temperature, but in fact, he was at school, but not in the class, waiting for eleven o' clock, just like me.
We had something ready, that we projected for the last two days, and the only thing I hoped now was t
Prussia X Canada: First Love.Prussia X Canada: First Love.3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Prussia X Canada: First Love.
Hey dudes, this is my first County X Country story...So sorry if it sucks. =w=;
(And that's why it's called first love, because it's my first yaoi story! >w
GermanyXReader World Cup Victories*A/n: so i love avril lavinges german version of 'Girlfriend'. Also light cussing, but enjoy*GermanyXReader World Cup Victories1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“Luddy, come one it’s about time to start!” You had the food piled up your arm like a waitress. Wurst, dips and chips, assorted little finger foods.
“Ja, ok (Y/n)!” He placed a few beers on the coffee table. “Vhere is Gilbert?”
“He said he’d be here in a few minutes. Where’s your girlfriend?” Ludwig helped you set out the snacks.
“She hates football.” And I hate her, you thought coldly. Actually, everyone hated her, but none of his friends had the heart to tell him.
“Figures. So are you ready to claim the world cup once again?” You jumped onto the couch and stretched out. Gilbert and Ludwig had invited you over to watch the final match of the FIFA World Cup between Argentina and their home country, Germany. You had all been friends for about three years and you considered them my best friends. Ludwig and
Light within DarknessA dark soul is justLight within Darkness2 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
an excuse for light to find
a place to call home.
Gone With Lin Chapter OneGone With Lin Chapter One3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Mr. Koto, of the triple threat triad has been brought in yesterday by our chief of police, Toph Beifong. She single handedly cau-" Toph flipped off the radio. She was sick of hearing the boring announcers voice. She wanted to hear something else other than about Koto. She had spent three months tracking the leader of the new group that called themselves the Triple Threat Triad. They wreaked havoc on innocent non bending and bending citizens of Republic City, her city.
Her train of thoughts shut off as she "heard" her daughters sleepy footsteps try and creep into her room. Listening to the door creep open, Lin slowly walked in, holding her blanket tightly with her tiny hands.
"Mommy?" Lin whispered, walking towards Toph slowly, not sure if she was interrupting work or not.
"Yes Lin?" Toph stared unseeing at the wall. She felt her daughter reach for her hand. Toph turned and scooped up Lin in her arms. The poor girl
DGM-Confessions: Chapter 9DGM-Confessions: Chapter 93 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hmmm What to do with you? Shall I break your Innocence? Jab your eye out again? Stab your heart? Kill you slowly? Any particular preferences?"
I paced back and forth, encircling the Exorcist, who was shooting me quite the death-glare. I laughed, amused by his small act of defiance.
His resolute eyes still gleaned with the same unbroken strength as before. He was as determined to wait me out as I was him. I knew I needed to kill him eventually, but I was hell-bent on enjoying every minute of it.
"How about I go and kill your little Exorcist friends?" I purred softly. "I know I could break them much easier than you, my dear. Your dainty Lenalee doesn't seem to be that tough, now does she?" Oh, how fun it would be to torture that fragile flower.
That statement seemed to grab his attention.
"If you touch her, I swear to God you won't live till tomorrow.
Greece x Reader - Sleep - 100 Themes #2You walked over to the sleeping man and smiled. He had a cat curled up on his back, and he was resting on his stomach. You sat next to him and sighed. Gently petting the cat caused it to begin purring. The vibrations woke up the man.Greece x Reader - Sleep - 100 Themes #21 year ago in Romance More Like This
He looked up at you with half lidded eyes and smiled.
You smiled back and lay down next to him.
Silence filled the air as you both closed your eyes. You reached down and intertwined your fingers with his.
Sleep was nice; especially when you could lie next to the man you loved.
Mi MariposaMi Mariposa3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This is a Male!ReaderxSpain fanfic. Since I couldn't find any I took it upon myself to write one up.
Enjoy ; u ;
You walked through the school hall, trying to get past all the other students that were cramping everything up to get to your locker. You knew the bell would ring soon, signaling that your next class was starting and that you needed that classes book/books to actually get through it.
Ever since your first day of high school you were branded a nerd and you were bullied for it. Even through the months you had made some friends the bulling never ceased up.
You looked through your locker for your books on (Subject). Finding the one's you needed you closed your locker only to be met with deep blue eyes that belonged to a certain Frenchman. "Hello there [Name]." You sighed inwardly, knowing full well that he enjoyed to toy with your emotions while his other two friends taunted you rep
Attack on Titan | Levi x reader: Bffs and BruisesYou were heading back from a mission outside the walls. You were badly injured, just like everyone else. Well, almost everyone. Commander Erwin and Corporal Levi were uninjured as usual.You saw many people staring at you, despising both you and the Survey Corps. No one really believed in you anymore. Then, you saw a boy who looked happy to see you and a girl who just stared at you distantly.Attack on Titan | Levi x reader: Bffs and Bruises1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Hey, look! The heroes are back!" The boy said. "No matter how much they fail, they just keep on trying!"
The last part seemed to get to you. 'Do they think we always fail?' You thought. You saw the two kids smile at you. You noticed how happy they felt when you noticed them. You smiled back at them. It was good to know that at least some people had hope left.
It was nighttime and you were staring out the window. You started thinking about Petra. You always loved looking at the stars with her. She was your best friend. You really missed her and started to tear up. You turned around afte
Tightly in my FistI clasp tightly to my necklace of forgotten dreams.Tightly in my Fist3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Its a large tacky thing
With every color imaginable.
Each charm is a dream
That have faded as time passes
But I still hold on
I tightly clasp onto the necklace of forgotten dreams that is tangled in the beads of despairing means and laying on the road of hopes that won't be while leading into the trees of misplaced feelings that reach to a sky of beams of plight that come from a sun of broken things that live in my heart.
But I still hold on
Broken Brothers: Revolutionary WarJuly 4, 1776Broken Brothers: Revolutionary War3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Once a child is grown, he believes himself already a man and ready to take up the hardship of adulthood. But in this time, he forgets who had taught him to be a man and held his hand for his first steps his father. The father that taught him how to raise his musket to shoot for his game but one day the father will become the game
Arthur Kirkland was on his knees in the soft, muddy earth of the battlefield with his face in hand. He could feel the chilling rain hit the back of his neck and run down his back, and he thought of how his tears and the rain felt so much the same. Yes he was crying and he knew he looked weak in front of his men also in front of his enemies. Then in front the person who he had hid all the years of tears from, his little brother, Alfred. His little brother brother, no! Brother was not the word that fit the love Arthur had for Alfred, this young man who was standing forward-facing him was his belove
Germany x Reader: S.O.S. (Sequel)His heart stopped. Completely. His lovely girlfriend was on the couch, sobbing, crying.Germany x Reader: S.O.S. (Sequel)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
He couldn't move and looked at her in shock. Her normally soft (h/c) hair was matted and stump, hanging around her head loosely, messily. Her beautiful (e/c) eyes were closed and never ending streams of tears ran down her pale cheeks.
When had she become so broken?
And then realization came and he nearly choked. She looked like that, felt so broken, so down, so utterly sad because of him.
He screamed at his legs to move, willing his body to take the few steps towards her and envelop her in his arms. When had he last hugged her? When did he feel her touch for the last time? A kiss, holding hands... the last time was far too long ago.
His heart resumed pounding erratically. He had worked and worked and worked and even in his sleep, even in their shared bed never touched her, never given her his attention. He had worked so hard for their future. But while planning and working towards the future he had