LOL A STOLEN SCENE LOLAdam: *struggling and running down street*LOL A STOLEN SCENE LOL2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Car: *almost crashes into him*
Adam: AAAH! Watch were your going! *kicks front of car* STUPID HEAD! *contiues running down street untill reaches house; tries to open door but its locked* *knock knock* MARCEY! Open the door, Marceleen! *looks through doggie door*
Marcey: *looks tword Adam* Leave me alone to die..... *puts ear phones on and listens to music*
Adam: OPEN. THE. DOOR. NOW.
Marcey: *totally ignores Adam*
Adam: *looks over to left and sees hammer, picks up hammer and tries to get nails out of door* I swear, when I get in there, I will kill you and stuff you into the oven make you into a pie and FEED YOU TO THE SOCIAL WORKER. And when he asks "Mmmm this is delicous, whats in it" And then I'll say its- *is pulled out by a guy who looks like an FBI agent* ...... Love..... and *gets up in mid sentence* compassion.... *looks embarrassed*
Guy: I believe your Adam?
Adam: Yeah.... And you are?
Guy: *cracks knuckles* The social worker.... * li
Wild Tails: Chp. 2AWild Tails: A Weird Modern Day Fairy TaleWild Tails: Chp. 2A1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
By KidKomix and StrangeAtaru
Inspired in part by the characters of "Tiny Toon Adventures", "Animaniacs" and "Freakazoid"
(created by Amblin Entertainment and WB Animation)
(The screen opens on a small cage in the middle of the chemistry lab at Chuck Jones High. A certain big-headed mouse is in the middle of the shot, sitting down on a chair as he starts to speak)
Brain: Salutations future subjects of my leadership. I am the Brain, a lab mouse that, for some unforseen circumstance and some manner of convenience to the writers, is now roaming about a high school laboratory in the midst of suburbia.
Voice: (dumb sounding, offscreen) Egad, Brain, the episode has started already?! But what am I going to wear?
Brain: (turning head to the side) Pinky, you are a mouse. You don't have to wear a thing.
Pinky: (offscreen) Well if you say so... (we hear the sound of an electric razor start up)
Brain: (to the audience) Excuse me for a moment...
HANGAR LA CAIDA Cap. 14HANGAR LA CAIDA Cap. 141 year ago in Drama More Like This
SENSACIONES Y RECUERDOS DOLOROSOS
Vamos chicos, digan algo, lo que sea se quejó Buford mientras seguía a Bryan y a Ferb caminando por la pradera muerta Un minuto más en silencio y voy a enloquecer.
Sin embargo, ni uno de los chicos hizo caso y continuaron caminando. A ninguno se les daba mucho el habla. Ferb, el británico, siempre reservaba su voz para los momentos más oportunos y adecuados; mientras que Bryan, el ruso, prefería mantener la boca cerrada y guardarse sus comentarios para alguien que él considerara que valiera la pena. Buford no estaba incluido en la lista.
¡OH VAMOS! Ojalá Phineas estuviera aquí dijo el jugador de americano de repente.
Nadie supo cómo sucedió. Fue una reacción totalmente inconsciente y fugaz. Por un momento Buford mencionó el nombre de Phineas y al siguiente se encontraba en el suelo, boca abajo y con un brazo por la espalda atrapado por las firmes manos de Ferb.
Color Girl Second ShadeColor Girl Second Shade1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Written By Onyx Azor
Second Shade: Mangos + MonHun = A Good Morning
I had a dream that night. A very nice dream. A very, very nice dream. A very, very, VERY, nice dream. Probably the best dream that I’ve ever had in my entire life. A dream that most guys would loooove to have. A dream so perfectly amazing that it would make one curse reality, forever wishing that their life could be like that dream. It was that kind of dream! Want to know what it was? You really want to know? Are you suuuuurrreee??? Alright, I’ll tell you!
I dreamed that I was in my underwear at school.
Why are you laughing? What? I’m serious, it was an awesome dream! Don’t give me that look, I wasn’t finished. It gets better, I swear. Really.
Yes, I was in my underwear, in my pure white, dookie-stainless boxer briefs inside the local educational facility for young adults. However, it just so happened to be my gym period (and somehow, that alone makes being
AMERICA X READER Hetalia StoryAMERICA X READER Hetalia Story2 years ago in Drama More Like This
It was a beautiful day in japamerica as you strolled gracefully down the street. Your flawlwess, beautiful, silky, flowing, radiant, magnificent locks glistened in the sun and your voluptious, fantastic, super bodacious bod was making all the men within a 91928 mile radius fap themselves dry as every single woman on the planet hated you for being so perfect and smart and amazingly amazing.
Some player hatin' hoe tossed a bomb at you but you just whipped that shit away with your totally rockin' tits and it flew back incinerating her and a nearby building wich you walked away from in slow motion, too cool and baller to even bother looking back.
This only made Ludwig VanMeinKampf notice you and imediately fall in love.
"Ach du lieber!" He exclaimed, "I can't contain meinself!"
He ran to you also in slow motion as he ripped off his shirt exposing his perfectly rippling man muscles that were oiled up and shimmering sexily. You pretended not to be totally impressed by his fabulous
CAMPING LOLOLOLOLOLOLCharacters: Marcey, Benson, Pinkie Pie, Marly, and AdamCAMPING LOLOLOLOLOLOL2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Setting: Yo mama's house JK the woods
Conflict: Their camping. What CAN'T go wrong?
A: 'Kay guys, we're here.
Everybody else: *passed out sleeping*
A: .-. *sigh* Looks like I'll have to wake them up. *pulls out phone* If this dosn't wake them, I dont know WHAT will.
Phone: *siren ringtone*
PP: SWEET CELESTIA!
A: Is everyone awake now?
A: Good. Now lets unpack our stuff.
*After 2 hours LOLOLOLOLOL*
M2: Uhm... Adam?
A: Yea Marly?
M2: I... Uh.. Have to go to the loo, but I can't find it anywhere. 0/////0
A: Wasn't it over- *looks to his right to see nothing there* there...??? What hapened to it?!
PP: Oh, the out house? I cut it up to make fire wood!
A: You did WHAT?!
PP: I put it in the fire!
PP: To make sure the fire stays, UH-DUUUUH.
A: Well, Marly has to use the bathroom. Where is she gonna go?
PP: She cn go pony-style and go in the forest over there!
TOTALLY NOT PORN OR ANYTHINGMatt: *grunt, pant* I-it's too tight!TOTALLY NOT PORN OR ANYTHING1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Merida: You have-- *groannn* You have to push harder!
Matt: But I caaan't! *groan, grunt* Uhhhhhgg!!! I think i-it's stuck!!
Merida: Take it like-- *yelp* Like a man, you pussy cat!
Matt: Okay, I'll try to... *gruuuuunttttt, pant, pant, groaaaannnnn* Okay... Okay... It's done...
Merida: See? It wasn't that hard!
Matt: I guess not. I told you these shoes are way too small for your huge feet!
Merida: Oh, shut up, Matthew!
Bing: Hey, guys, what's-- *sees Matt and Merida all sweaty and panting, and slowly leaves*
Merida: ... What was his problem?
Matt: I dunno.