Cinco de MayoOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Jerald who always dreamed of becoming the world's best stripper. He trained every day for 23 hours in order to beat his rival, The Hairy Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Jerald came armed with a Goulash and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Jerald emerged as the shiny victor! His achievement is celebrated every Cinco de Mayo.