Britain vs. CleverbotUser: 'ello.Britain vs. Cleverbot3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
User: I'm Arthur Kirkland.
Cleverbot: Are you a pirate?
User: I was at one point, but not currently. I'm surprised that you knew that about me!
Cleverbot: Why are you surprised?
User: Because some people don't know that I'm a former pirate.
Cleverbot: Do you wish to be able to know what it is. Answer you?
Cleverbot: The word because.
Cleverbot: Don't talk to me like I'm crazy.
User: I'm not talking to you like you're crazy.
User: Because that would be rude.
Cleverbot: Get to the Choppa!
User: Have you been talking to Alfred recently?
User: Are you sure you havent been talking to Alfred F. Jones? That sounds like something he would say.
Cleverbot: What do you think I am?
User: Well, I think you're a computer.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm a computer?
User: Because I'm talking to you on a computer.
Cleverbot: You are talking to me and you are a computer.
User: What? No I'm not, you bloody wanker!