Thing to know about hell...First off Issues you may encounter in hell as a...Thing to know about hell...6 years ago in Devious Fun More Like This
American: Everyone constantly thinks you are an idiot. Every other week your gay americans are forced to live in harlem and your straight americans are forced to live in san fransisco, the other weeks you are all living in Europe where there is NO ICE IN YOUR DRINKS!!!
Black American: You are snatched from your home, put onto a tiny ship with thousands of other people, (many of them dead) it smells really bad, you are fed shitty foods, and you end up in a terrible place where you are forced to work for mean people 24/7, and you constantly get whipped/hurt/raped really badly.
Australian: Aboriginals have absolute power, no buildings, no politics, no education, no nothing. As well as this all alcohol has been replaced with the shitty flavor sensation of VB. The Sydney Opera house collapses eliminating your only real landmark, AFL is banned, the English defeat you in every sport for all eternity. And worst of all Dale Thomas ha