Fire Hazard"I wish I had a plant."Fire Hazard3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I wish I had my coin."
"I wish I had puzzles."
"I wish I had Batsy."
"I'm happy with my Puddin'."
"I wish I had Alice!"
"I'm going through withdrawal. I need a smoke."
The local wishing circle in Arkham stopped dead, everyone staring at one Jonathan Crane. Jonathan looked back at them through cracked frames.
"What?" He asked.
"You smoke?" Pam asked. Jonathan nodded.
"That's what, I need a smoke would imply, Miss Isley," he shot back. "What do you care? Upset more of your precious plants are falling to the will of mankind?" Before a fight could start, a fight that Pam would almost certainly have won, Harley spoke.
"Gee Professah," she said. "Isn't that sorta dangerous?"
"Yeah Crane," Harvey said. "Seems like a big risk" Two-Face finished. Jonathan noticed the concerned look Eddie was giving him and scowled, standing up.
"I don't care," he said bluntly. "It's an addiction that I can't break. My body needs the nicotine. If I die from lung canc