A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
Bleach: Princess to Prince ch5Chapter 5,More Secrets?Bleach: Princess to Prince ch55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was now morning at the Kurosaki manor. But it was a special morning to wake up to,it was the morning after Ichigo submitted his love to Rukia. Rukia sighed as she woke up from her sleep. She looked at Ichigo,and sighed again. 'What happens if I get pregnant with Ichigo's child? Since he's the one I'm not supposed to marry. Oh Ichigo...' thought Rukia. She was really worried about this. "What's wrong with you Rukia? Worried about our relationship?" said Ichigo as he woke up. "Ichigo...Yeah I am worried about it." confessed Rukia. "Mostly about me getting pregnant with your child." "Rukia,you don't have to worry about that. No matter what happens,I will protect you and always love you. Especially that." "Oh Ichigo,I love you." said Rukia leaning on her lover's shoulder. "I love you too Rukia." said Ichigo,cuddling with Rukia's naked body. "Shouldn't we get dress?" asked Rukia. "Um...yeah we should." answered Ichigo. So they quickly changed into their clothes,an
Hidden Truths Chapter 10Shadow: *throws chaos spears at Mephiles*Hidden Truths Chapter 103 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mephiles: *dodges his attacks*
Sonic: *spin balls at him really fast*
Mephiles: *dodges and punches him*
Sonic: AHH! *gets hurts and falls down*
Shadow: Sonic! *runs over to him* are you alright?
Sonic: yeah I'm fine *gets up* let's finish him together
Sonic: *contacts Amy* Amy, bring the chaos emeralds to me and Shadow, we need them
Amy: right I'll send rouge to bring them for you
Sonic: okay thanks Ames *hangs up*
*With Amy and Rouge*
Rouge: hey is that Knuckles and Blaze
Amy: Blaze! She is hurt, Rouge, take the chaos emeralds and give them to Shadow and Sonic, they need them, I'll stay here and take care of Blaze
Rouge: right, no problem I will take care of this *grabs the emeralds and flies away them to Sonic and Shadow*
Knuckles: *walks up to Amy and lies down Blaze*
Amy: give me Blaze! Give me Blaze! *holds her in her arms with tears running through her eyes*
Knuckles: she fell asleep along the way but she will be okay
Hidden Truths Chapter 11At Amy's houseHidden Truths Chapter 113 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Blaze: *lying sleeping on Amy's bed*
Cream: will she okay Amy?
Amy: yeah she will be, can you and Tails please leave me and Blaze alone for now
Tails: sure okay Amy, come on Cream *takes Cream's hand and leaves Blaze and Amy alone*
Blaze: *wakes up and groans*
Amy: Blaze! You are okay!
Blaze: Amy? Is that you?
Amy: yes it's me Blaze, are you okay
Blaze: yeah I'm fine
Amy: listen Blaze, I know you are still mad about me Shadow but I have to tell you, I may love Shadow a lot but my heart belongs to Sonic and you know that
Blaze: yes I do, I don't care if he loves you but I will always love him
Amy: Blaze, I know that he's in love with me but he's in love with you too, he is just too stupid and blind to see it
Blaze: he's in love with me? How do you know that?
Amy: because ever since you got kidnapped, he has been upset and felt so guilty of what he has done you and to Sonic
Amy: yes really, Blaze I'm so sorry of what did to you, I didn't want to hurt you *te
Hidden Truths Chapter 9With BlazeHidden Truths Chapter 93 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Blaze: I hope Shadow is coming for me, I just hope
Mephiles: keep dreaming Princess, he is not coming
Blaze: what did you write on that note?
Mephiles: I wrote saying that if they bring want to see you again, they must bring the chaos emeralds to me, if not then you will die *chuckles*
Blaze: *growls* you evil monster
Mephiles: yeah, yeah now shut up, I am looking for someone to come for you
Blaze: I hate you so much *spits in his eye*
Mephiles: *wipes his eye and smirks and slaps her on the face*
Blaze: AHH! *fall down and cries*
Mephiles: if you don't want to get hit then behave,
Metal Sonic: *sees Shadow and the others* look Master, its Shadow, Sonic and their friends
Mephiles: so he has decided to come and get you
Blaze: *smirks* I told you
Mephiles: *hits her* I said shut up, didn't I?
Blaze: yes *cries* SHADOW!!!!!
With Shadow and others
Shadow: *heard Blaze's voice* did you guys hear that?
Sonic: it sounds like Blaze
Amy: she must be in serious trouble
The great invasionChapter 2, Springfield periphery:The great invasion9 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
End of 5th to 6th of July.
It was completely night.
The sky was dark now, the power plant was destroyed, and the city was completely immersed in the dark, many stars were shining in a humid and black sky, even the Milky Way was visible.
There was a conjunction between Jupiter and Mars, which were about to set.
The group was moving up to the Springfield outskirts, more precisely up to Mount Springfield.
The letters of the Springfield name were still untouched, creating a big contrast between them and the whole city, which was only a cluster of ruins.
Lisa looked at her phosphorescent watch, it was almost midnight.
After a moment she communicated to the group:-I think it's better if we stop here for the night, but it's only a discussible opinion of mine, so I'd propose this: when someone has something to say for the group, we'll vote.
For now I've a proposition: we are going to stay here for the night.
Who agrees with me can lift up his/her hand, plus if
Birth of Cindy the HedgecatShadow and Blaze are happily married and they have a beautiful 5 year old son, Jordan. Blaze had news to tell Shadow, she was excited and scared at the same time.Birth of Cindy the Hedgecat3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Jordan: daddy, can we go to the park today
Shadow: okay but after you finish your breakfast and get ready fast *pats his son's hair*
Jordan: okay *eats his breakfast and goes to his room fast*
Blaze: Jordan is in a hurry today
Shadow: I told that I'll take him to the park
Blaze: awww your so sweet *kisses his cheek*
Shadow: *chuckles* yes I know
Blaze: Shadow, I have news to tell you and Jordan
Shadow: okay well you can tell me now and I'll tell Jordan when leave
Blaze: are you sure
Shadow: of course honey, so what is it
Blaze: okay well Shadow *hugs* I'm Pregnant again!!!!
Shadow: really? Honey this is great news I gonna be a father again *hugs and kisses her*
Blaze: and Jordan is going to be a big brother
Shadow: that's right sweetheart
Jordan: *comes out of his room* I'm ready daddy
Shadow: oh good boy
Blaze: Shady can we
Diary of a punishmentDay 0, April 27:Diary of a punishment10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hey guys, I wanted to write this story, because I wanted to tell you about my experience with the worst punishment a person can suffer.
Usually I didn't mind about punishments, my parents gave me an hell of them, I even can say that I spent my whole life being in kinds of punishments, seriously, but this, this was absolutely the worst, trust me.
And last, but not least, don't blame me if I make any grammar or orthography error, at the end you know me, one time I even made a mistake, writing "elementery" instead of elementary.
All this crazy story starts the 27th of April, while I was at school, and mrs Krabappel was teaching a Math lesson, I was looking out of the window, waiting, in vane, for an interesting event.
Milhouse, officially, was at home with a severe temperature, but in fact, he was at school, but not in the class, waiting for eleven o' clock, just like me.
We had something ready, that we projected for the last two days, and the only thing I hoped now was t
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
Don't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)Don't Go Breaking My HeartDon't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
(Sung by Homer and Marge Simpson and Peter Griffin and Lois Griffin)
Homer Simpson: Don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I couldn't if I tried
Homer Simpson: Oh honey if I get restless
Marge Simpson: Baby you're not that kind
Peter Griffin: Don't go breaking my heart
Lois Griffin: You take the weight off of me
Peter Griffin: Oh honey when you knock on my door
Lois Griffin: Oo I gave you my key
Both: Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Homer Simpson: When I was down
Marge Simpson: I was your clown
Both:Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Nobody knows it
Peter Griffin: Right from the start
Lois Griffin: I Gave you my heart
Oohh I Gave you my heart
Homer Simpson: So don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I won't go breaking your heart
Both: Don't go breaking my heart
Peter Griffin: Nobody told us
Lois Griffin: Cause nobody showed us
Peter Griffin: Now it's up to us baby
Lois Griffin: Oohh I think we can make it
Homer Simpson: So don't misunderstand me
Marge Simpson: You put the
DM Under the WeatherDM Under the Weather5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
This takes place about four months after Gru adopts the girls.
It was going on 3:30 Pm. From the kitchen, Gru heard the door open and knew the girls were just coming in from school. This had him rinsing off the last of the dishes. Drying his hands on a towel, Gru turned around just as they walked through the door. "Well hello, gurls. . ." he said, as they walked inside.
"Hello. . ." they all simultaneously replied, as he knelt down and kissed them each on the forehead. "And how was school?"
"It was alright, I guess-" Edith mumbled, suddenly interrupted from Agnes jumping in the front of her. "Look what I drew!" She proudly announced, holding up a doodle of a minion riding a unicorn. Chuckling under his breath, Gru shook his head and muttered, "Very nice. But it's a good thing your teachers don't know what you're drawing." Taking it from her, he smiled. "I have a special place for eet. . ." he said, going up to the refriger
X.COMM.X Forever Bonded ~FleetwayXSonic~ P. 2Forever Bonded.<3X.COMM.X Forever Bonded ~FleetwayXSonic~ P. 23 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ver. 1 for Kathy<3 Part 2
We had arrived at his castle of marble. It was beautifully open, but also eerie and dark at the same time. My feet trembled under my wounded body and I felt myself shivering against the ice cold air of his castle. He wrapped an arm around me and pulled me close against is warm body. I could feel the heat radiating from his suit. "Welcome to my castle. Let me show you around."
He guided me across the castle; covering every inch of it from the marble floors to the engraved stone ceilings with weird symbols of the king's heritage. I stared and my eyes traced the curves of each symbol and marking. A shudder crawled down my spine tingling from the inside out. I turned and he had poked me to attract my attention, "Problem?" A smiled swept over my face, "Sorry Mas-Fleetway. I was just looking at the engravings in the ceiling."
Fleetway let out a low chuckle. "The engravings resemble my past. Our royal class has been around sin
Taint Chapter 1Taint Chapter 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
The first sensation that Sonic felt was the pain.
Now, he had felt pain before. Pain was a given when you were the Blue Blur, dancing across death’s edge more than once. He’d been grazed, and very rarely hit, with bullets, pummeled by unforgiving metal, and slammed into the ground and walls of both rock and fortress. Every inch of his body had been bruised at least once. And he loved it. It always came with an adventure. The pain he experienced meant he was alive, which fueled his desire for more of it.
But this pain….this pain was different.
Sonic blearily opened his eyes. A dark and empty room greeted him, the ceiling and walls a dull concrete. There were no windows, only a few lowly lit lights hanging from the ceiling. And there was a door. A door cast in solid iron.
A wave of dizziness swamped the blue hero and he closed his eyes with a groan, raising his hand to his forehead.
He blinked down with a mixture of surprise and dread at the th
Blackmail 2 - Chapter 1Blackmail 2 - Chapter 13 years ago in Scraps More Like This
- "It's been a while since I saw you Sonic", A voice was to hear in a department over to the blue hedgehog..
- "I need to ask you for a favor Nyle", Sonic answered sitting down on the couch besides the blue-green hedgehog.. It's really been a while since both of them met.. The first time they saw eachother was in the gay bar Shadow was working a LOT of years ago.. Not a really good first impression.. But after Shadow's death, they became the best of friends.. "What kind", Nyle answered giving the blue hedgehog a cup of tea.. It seemed Sonic hadn't sleep in weeks.. "I started my journey", he added a few seconds later..
- "Don't tell me.. You still have the word *Revenge* all over your face", Nyle chuckled a little bit, but Sonic's angry face made his smile vanish immediately.. "I'm not playing", the blue hedgehog spoke after that..
- "I know that", the doctor-hedgehog answered standing up from the couch.. Shadow was already dead, why couldn't he just move on? In fact, h
Sonic Gets Amnesia Last ChapterMy mind felt like a fuzzy fog as I felt my body starting to rouse from unconsciousness. I slowly opened my eyes and my vision was blurred but it appeared all I could see was whiteness. My head felt like it was being punched over and over and over again by a pissed off Knuckles, or a pissed off Amy whacking me repetitively with her Piko Piko Hammer. I weakly moved my head and through blurred vision saw a lilac figure standing there beside my bed. "You're awake," whispered the figure. My mind was not processing what was going on right now, I felt like I was still asleep. I leaned my head back against what felt like a firm foam pillow. My limbs felt like they were being held down. But I flexed my fingers and toes slowly. It wasn't that I was hurting or numb. I was just weak; very weak. The only thing that hurt was my head. I shut my eyes and opened them again but my vision was still hazy. "When I hit you...you kind of received a bit of a concussion...I'm really sorry...I love you," spokeSonic Gets Amnesia Last Chapter2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Five Nights at Bender's Pg. 1Five Nights at Bender's Pg. 19 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Five Nights at Bender's"
Author's Note: For those of you who have never played "Five Nights at Freddy's", I suggest you visit the FNAF wiki and do some reading up on the game before you read my fic, or you may not understand a few things. You could watch somebody's playthrough of it on youtube too I guess to get an idea of how the game works. Markiplier's FNAF playthrough is pretty good if any of you want to play it for yourselves, you can buy it for your computer on Steam and there's a mobile version available for the iPhone and Android in the app store. I actually don't have the full game myself; I'm cheap and I already know what happens from watching Markiplier play it so all I have is the free demo version that ends on the second night lol... but yeah, it's a great game and its developer Scott Cawthon is currently working on the sequel, which is coming out sometime in 2015. I'm looking forward to that lol... before I get on with the fic, I have a question for you-since it's Hal
Just Believe- GuardiansXReader, Chapter OneYou see that girl? I gestured to a group of high school students. With the dull, lifeless eyes and the permanently faint frown? Oh wait, they’re in high school and it was midterms’ week, they all have the same dull eyes and frown. The one with tattered jacket and frayed jeans? That’s you.Just Believe- GuardiansXReader, Chapter One2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
That was you, standing among a group of your acquaintances.
“I’ll die before spring break starts,” you scowled.
“Chill out,” one of your more optimistic friends said. “You just gotta believe in yourself.”
“Easy for you to say. You don’t have a million chores a day. Your parents give you time to study,” you sighed, crossing your arms. “I should go now. My mom’s going to kill me.”
You had had one mom, one who worked morning, day, and through the night. You were the oldest of nine. No, your mother wasn’t a foster parent. She was a slut. You and your pesky sibling were all biologically related. You
Virus: Uploaded... Chapter 267 pm- 5 hours left.Virus: Uploaded... Chapter 262 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Ralph, I may be able to come up with a cure." Eggman explained. "I know most of the root elements of the system. If I can just get some- ah, yes! Bill!" Sour Bill slouched into the room. "Fetch me a large pot and my chemical set, pronto. Ralph, I'll do everything in my power to make a cure before its too late."
But Ralph was shaking his head. "I can't let Turbo get away. I appreciate you help, Eggman, but I'm still going. Work on the cure while I'm gone. I'll try to get it from the other end."
"But Ralph..." Felix started, but his wife placed a hand on his shoulder, silencing him.
Ralph shook his head. "Felix I appreciate your concern, but what if Eggman doesn't get finished in time? I couldn't- I can't risk it. If Turbo wants me, he's gonna get me." His eyes turned to steel. "And I'm gonna make sure he regrets it."
"Ralph, no!" They all turned in surprise at the sound of Vanellope's voice. The princess charged into the room, somewhat shakily, with teary eyes and l
Poisoned Heart | Chapter 1Poisoned HeartPoisoned Heart | Chapter 11 year ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 1 - Irritations
Sitting by herself on a bench near the beach, the lavender feline princess stared out on the beautiful landscape, slightly daydreaming as she had her hands on her lab.
She reached her hand down in her pocket and pulled out a golden necklace with an oval-formed locket, with small diamonds around it and a special wavy pattern too, hanging from it with a matching golden colour as the chain.
It was a gift from him. Her friend. The psychokinetic male who seemed to haunt her mind. Every time he was around, she always felt the very same small jump in her ice cold rock heart. A weird feeling she wanted to figure out what was.
'Why is it so difficult to find out what I feel?' She thought as she stared down in her hands, stroking her fingers over the oval-shaped golden locket. Her mind was racing through every possible emotion, but Blaze never knew how they felt and just passed them with no thou