A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
Hidden Truths Chapter 9With BlazeHidden Truths Chapter 92 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Blaze: I hope Shadow is coming for me, I just hope
Mephiles: keep dreaming Princess, he is not coming
Blaze: what did you write on that note?
Mephiles: I wrote saying that if they bring want to see you again, they must bring the chaos emeralds to me, if not then you will die *chuckles*
Blaze: *growls* you evil monster
Mephiles: yeah, yeah now shut up, I am looking for someone to come for you
Blaze: I hate you so much *spits in his eye*
Mephiles: *wipes his eye and smirks and slaps her on the face*
Blaze: AHH! *fall down and cries*
Mephiles: if you don't want to get hit then behave,
Metal Sonic: *sees Shadow and the others* look Master, its Shadow, Sonic and their friends
Mephiles: so he has decided to come and get you
Blaze: *smirks* I told you
Mephiles: *hits her* I said shut up, didn't I?
Blaze: yes *cries* SHADOW!!!!!
With Shadow and others
Shadow: *heard Blaze's voice* did you guys hear that?
Sonic: it sounds like Blaze
Amy: she must be in serious trouble
Hidden Truths Chapter 10Shadow: *throws chaos spears at Mephiles*Hidden Truths Chapter 102 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mephiles: *dodges his attacks*
Sonic: *spin balls at him really fast*
Mephiles: *dodges and punches him*
Sonic: AHH! *gets hurts and falls down*
Shadow: Sonic! *runs over to him* are you alright?
Sonic: yeah I'm fine *gets up* let's finish him together
Sonic: *contacts Amy* Amy, bring the chaos emeralds to me and Shadow, we need them
Amy: right I'll send rouge to bring them for you
Sonic: okay thanks Ames *hangs up*
*With Amy and Rouge*
Rouge: hey is that Knuckles and Blaze
Amy: Blaze! She is hurt, Rouge, take the chaos emeralds and give them to Shadow and Sonic, they need them, I'll stay here and take care of Blaze
Rouge: right, no problem I will take care of this *grabs the emeralds and flies away them to Sonic and Shadow*
Knuckles: *walks up to Amy and lies down Blaze*
Amy: give me Blaze! Give me Blaze! *holds her in her arms with tears running through her eyes*
Knuckles: she fell asleep along the way but she will be okay
Hidden Truths Chapter 11At Amy's houseHidden Truths Chapter 112 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Blaze: *lying sleeping on Amy's bed*
Cream: will she okay Amy?
Amy: yeah she will be, can you and Tails please leave me and Blaze alone for now
Tails: sure okay Amy, come on Cream *takes Cream's hand and leaves Blaze and Amy alone*
Blaze: *wakes up and groans*
Amy: Blaze! You are okay!
Blaze: Amy? Is that you?
Amy: yes it's me Blaze, are you okay
Blaze: yeah I'm fine
Amy: listen Blaze, I know you are still mad about me Shadow but I have to tell you, I may love Shadow a lot but my heart belongs to Sonic and you know that
Blaze: yes I do, I don't care if he loves you but I will always love him
Amy: Blaze, I know that he's in love with me but he's in love with you too, he is just too stupid and blind to see it
Blaze: he's in love with me? How do you know that?
Amy: because ever since you got kidnapped, he has been upset and felt so guilty of what he has done you and to Sonic
Amy: yes really, Blaze I'm so sorry of what did to you, I didn't want to hurt you *te
Birth of Cindy the HedgecatShadow and Blaze are happily married and they have a beautiful 5 year old son, Jordan. Blaze had news to tell Shadow, she was excited and scared at the same time.Birth of Cindy the Hedgecat3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Jordan: daddy, can we go to the park today
Shadow: okay but after you finish your breakfast and get ready fast *pats his son's hair*
Jordan: okay *eats his breakfast and goes to his room fast*
Blaze: Jordan is in a hurry today
Shadow: I told that I'll take him to the park
Blaze: awww your so sweet *kisses his cheek*
Shadow: *chuckles* yes I know
Blaze: Shadow, I have news to tell you and Jordan
Shadow: okay well you can tell me now and I'll tell Jordan when leave
Blaze: are you sure
Shadow: of course honey, so what is it
Blaze: okay well Shadow *hugs* I'm Pregnant again!!!!
Shadow: really? Honey this is great news I gonna be a father again *hugs and kisses her*
Blaze: and Jordan is going to be a big brother
Shadow: that's right sweetheart
Jordan: *comes out of his room* I'm ready daddy
Shadow: oh good boy
Blaze: Shady can we
The great invasionChapter 2, Springfield periphery:The great invasion5 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
End of 5th to 6th of July.
It was completely night.
The sky was dark now, the power plant was destroyed, and the city was completely immersed in the dark, many stars were shining in a humid and black sky, even the Milky Way was visible.
There was a conjunction between Jupiter and Mars, which were about to set.
The group was moving up to the Springfield outskirts, more precisely up to Mount Springfield.
The letters of the Springfield name were still untouched, creating a big contrast between them and the whole city, which was only a cluster of ruins.
Lisa looked at her phosphorescent watch, it was almost midnight.
After a moment she communicated to the group:-I think it's better if we stop here for the night, but it's only a discussible opinion of mine, so I'd propose this: when someone has something to say for the group, we'll vote.
For now I've a proposition: we are going to stay here for the night.
Who agrees with me can lift up his/her hand, plus if
Silvaze | CompleteSilvaze One-ShotSilvaze | Complete9 months ago in Romance More Like This
Her heart pumped harder every time he was around her. Every time she saw him.
The white psychokinetic hedgehog she had known for so long. The man she felt so strange around. His eyes where golden like hers and were filled with so many happy emotions that even she couldn't stop smiling whenever he was around.
There was something odd about him that she liked.
Not only did he possess incredibly powers like her, his teal marks on his gloves symbolizing his Psychokinesis, and her powers of Pyrokinesis, were both rare gift given by maybe the gods. Or maybe it was just faith that had given them the ability to lift objects with your mind or create flames out of nothing but having your hand in front of you.
This hedgehog… this strange hedgehog who comes from the future…
Who would have thought that he and this pyrokinetic girl, who was a princess from an alternate dimension, would meet and become the best
Diary of a punishmentDay 0, April 27:Diary of a punishment6 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hey guys, I wanted to write this story, because I wanted to tell you about my experience with the worst punishment a person can suffer.
Usually I didn't mind about punishments, my parents gave me an hell of them, I even can say that I spent my whole life being in kinds of punishments, seriously, but this, this was absolutely the worst, trust me.
And last, but not least, don't blame me if I make any grammar or orthography error, at the end you know me, one time I even made a mistake, writing "elementery" instead of elementary.
All this crazy story starts the 27th of April, while I was at school, and mrs Krabappel was teaching a Math lesson, I was looking out of the window, waiting, in vane, for an interesting event.
Milhouse, officially, was at home with a severe temperature, but in fact, he was at school, but not in the class, waiting for eleven o' clock, just like me.
We had something ready, that we projected for the last two days, and the only thing I hoped now was t
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Silvaze: ChemistryChemistry - Part 1 | Destined MeetingSilvaze: Chemistry1 year ago in Romance More Like This
I headed to Sonic's dimension because of some "awesome" event was happening and he thought that I might enjoy it. I doubted it though.
'Then why am I entering his dimension if I think that I will not like it?'
Well, to tell the truth, Sonic did tell me about that he wanted me to meet his other friends. I did not really want to though. However, something told me that I would regret it if I did not take this chance.
In the letter I got, he wrote the names of all his friends down. I still have the letter on me.
As I stepped out of the portal to Sonic's dimension, I decided to take the letter out of my pocket and read it again as I walked. The letter said:
It's been a long time since the last time I heard from you.
I thought that you might want to join me and my friends to an awesome event that I think you would enjoy. Even though I think it's Eggman who has
True BluesTrue Blues6 months ago in Romance More Like This
A blue-furred hedgehog ran pass through a flowery meadows of Flower Hill Zone on his way from Angel Island. He knew that someone that adores him is waiting for him. "Guarding that big emerald is a lot of hard work," he thought, "I have to see what Tails is doing."
Without hesitation, the hedgehog sped off to where his friend lives in. When he arrived outside Tails' house, he knocked on its door; but no one answered. Attached to a door the he was looking at was a note which the golden-furred fox wrote. The hedgehog carefully picked it and read it. It said:
I'm sorry that I'm not home, but I've gone to have a holiday vacation. I'll be back someday soon.
Yours truly, Miles "Tails" Prower."
"That's because he's out for a holiday vacation," thought the blue-furred hedgehog, "don't panic, Sonic. We have to find the others before it's too late." He set out to find the rest of his friends. When he knocked on every door of their houses, no one answered either. A note attached to e
GF : Begins Of A New Life (1st Fanfc Of Min Evr)First Of All, This Is My First Fanfiction EVER!!!GF : Begins Of A New Life (1st Fanfc Of Min Evr)9 months ago in Romance More Like This
Its Focus On Gravity Falls And One Of My Best Ocs, I Need To Say Something Important......
I DONT HAVE A GOOD EXPERIENCE WRITING FANFICS, SO, I GUESS THIS IS A EXAM FOR ME, BUT FROM THE LOWEST RANK, SOMEONE CAN LEARN.
Anyway, I Hope You Can Enjoy This.....
It was a normal day in Oregon Gravity Falls, Dipper And His Wife Wendy Corduroy, were going down to the sewers to see the visit Of Grunkle Stan, Soos And Mabel. There is something special about this visit though, Wendy is nine months pregnant. Mabel Cant Belive She Will Be aunt, and grunkle stan gonna be great-gandfather.
Many Years Happen after all these summer adventures in Gravity Falls between Dipper, Mabel and the mystery shack gang resolving mysteries, discovering supernatural stuff and meeting the triangle guy Bill Cipher, Dipper And Wendy Got Married Last Year, they cant belive they gonna be a family.
"My back is KILLING me" W
Five Nights at Bender's Pg. 1Five Nights at Bender's Pg. 15 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Five Nights at Bender's"
Author's Note: For those of you who have never played "Five Nights at Freddy's", I suggest you visit the FNAF wiki and do some reading up on the game before you read my fic, or you may not understand a few things. You could watch somebody's playthrough of it on youtube too I guess to get an idea of how the game works. Markiplier's FNAF playthrough is pretty good if any of you want to play it for yourselves, you can buy it for your computer on Steam and there's a mobile version available for the iPhone and Android in the app store. I actually don't have the full game myself; I'm cheap and I already know what happens from watching Markiplier play it so all I have is the free demo version that ends on the second night lol... but yeah, it's a great game and its developer Scott Cawthon is currently working on the sequel, which is coming out sometime in 2015. I'm looking forward to that lol... before I get on with the fic, I have a question for you-since it's Hal
.:RQ:. Finding Love in High School | Chapter 1Finding Love in Hgih School.:RQ:. Finding Love in High School | Chapter 110 months ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 1 - New Student
Author's note: If you are a Shadaze fan, then I recommend that you read the description first for further details about this story.
'A new school? Perfect.' A lavender feline cat thought sarcastic to herself as she stood in front of Chaos High.
This was her second exchange from high school. She hated going to school. Not because she didn't liked to learn something, more the thing with her being so anti-social and having no friends really.
However, Blaze decided that this time she would make a difference and try to make some friends this year.
She sighed and walked up the stairs with her schoolbag over her shoulder and through the doors.
Blaze wore a white t-shirt with black flower patterns on and dark grey short pants. On her feet, she had white converse, and her schoolbag was purple like herself.
As she walked down the hall, she saw different kind of students all with
Separation ch.4-Previously-Separation ch.41 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Dark was blind… Excalibur was mute… It was things like this that made Super wish he could curse without discomfort.
Super sighed heavily and closed his eyes, wondering why the universe seemed to hate them so much. He looked at Excalibur, who was looking around the room calmly. "Alright… Just stay here while we get the other two up and settled, then we'll go over our situation, okay?" He received a nod from the Knight form.
Giving the youngest one last look Super turned and walked over to the Werehog's bed. The Beast form was twitching slightly, ears swiveling and perking, his mouth tightening and brows furrowing, meaning he would wake soon. Super put a hand on the Werehog's arm and lightly shook him. "Wake up little brother…" He called softly.
It didn't take long for the second youngest to stir. His ears swiveled in Super's direction and his snout scrunched slightly, a soft growl rumbling from his chest. Dark lids
Don't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)Don't Go Breaking My HeartDon't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
(Sung by Homer and Marge Simpson and Peter Griffin and Lois Griffin)
Homer Simpson: Don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I couldn't if I tried
Homer Simpson: Oh honey if I get restless
Marge Simpson: Baby you're not that kind
Peter Griffin: Don't go breaking my heart
Lois Griffin: You take the weight off of me
Peter Griffin: Oh honey when you knock on my door
Lois Griffin: Oo I gave you my key
Both: Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Homer Simpson: When I was down
Marge Simpson: I was your clown
Both:Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Nobody knows it
Peter Griffin: Right from the start
Lois Griffin: I Gave you my heart
Oohh I Gave you my heart
Homer Simpson: So don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I won't go breaking your heart
Both: Don't go breaking my heart
Peter Griffin: Nobody told us
Lois Griffin: Cause nobody showed us
Peter Griffin: Now it's up to us baby
Lois Griffin: Oohh I think we can make it
Homer Simpson: So don't misunderstand me
Marge Simpson: You put the
Poisoned Heart~ Chapter 1Sitting by herself on a bench near the beach, the lavender feline princess stared out on the beautiful landscape, slightly daydreaming as she had her hands on her lab.Poisoned Heart~ Chapter 19 months ago in Romance More Like This
She reached her down in her pocket and pulled a golden necklace with an oval-formed locket, with small diamonds around it and a special wavy pattern too, hanging from it with a matching golden colour as the chain.
It was a gift from him. Her friend. The psychokinetic male who seemed to haunt her mind. Every time he was around, she always felt the same very small jump in her ice cold rock heart. A weird feeling she wanted to figure out what was.
'Why is it so difficult to find out what I feel?' She thought as she stared down in her hands, stroking her fingers over the oval-shaped golden locket. Her mind was racing through every possible emotion but Blaze never knew how they felt and just passed them with no thoughts, no worries of them.
Like a call for help, a voice inside the back of her head spoke to the confused
Poisoned Heart | Chapter 1Poisoned HeartPoisoned Heart | Chapter 19 months ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 1 - Irritations
Sitting by herself on a bench near the beach, the lavender feline princess stared out on the beautiful landscape, slightly daydreaming as she had her hands on her lab.
She reached her hand down in her pocket and pulled out a golden necklace with an oval-formed locket, with small diamonds around it and a special wavy pattern too, hanging from it with a matching golden colour as the chain.
It was a gift from him. Her friend. The psychokinetic male who seemed to haunt her mind. Every time he was around, she always felt the very same small jump in her ice cold rock heart. A weird feeling she wanted to figure out what was.
'Why is it so difficult to find out what I feel?' She thought as she stared down in her hands, stroking her fingers over the oval-shaped golden locket. Her mind was racing through every possible emotion, but Blaze never knew how they felt and just passed them with no thou
Lucy, Shadow and MariaA soft wind blew gently, shifting the meadow grass and rustling the leaves of a single tree planted on a hill, near the base of said tree was a small grave markerLucy, Shadow and Maria2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Beloved Friend and Sister
May your innocent heart guide those who have lost their ways
A black Mobian hedgehog with red streaks silently walked up the hill, his hands clutched around a bouqet of roses mixed with various other flowers
~Hey Lucy, I remember your name
I left a dozen roses on your grave today
I'm in the grass on my knees, wipe the leaves away
I just came to talk for a while
I got some things I need to say~
Shadow stood infront of the headstone, looking over the words he had carefully picked for his friend and sister "Hello Maria.." he started "I finally remember, after everything, you were my best friend, my sister.." he looked down at the flowers in his hand and carefully set them against the stone "I brought you these flowers... I know you loved them.." he knelt in the grass, wip
Finding Love in High School | Chapter 2Finding Love in High SchoolFinding Love in High School | Chapter 210 months ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 2 - Weird Feelings
After Blaze had been escorted to the principal's office to get her schema by Silver, she noticed that her first lesson was chemistry.
Once she arrived at her class, she noticed that the black hedgehog she saw earlier had the same lesson as her. He still look emotionless as before, but there was something over him that made Blaze curios about who he actually was and had a feeling that she wanted to get to know him. Just a little bit.
Again, Shadow felt like someone was staring at him and he realized it was the same purple cat from earlier and again, he gave her the same coldly, almost deadly, glare at her and crossed his arms once again.
Blaze gulped, turned away and sat at a table not too far from the blackboard but not too close to it either.
"Class, we have a new student today." The teacher said and motioned Blaze to stand beside her. She gulped again, took a deep breath and stood b
Mirror, Mirror Pg. 1Mirror, Mirror Pg. 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Author's Note: Hey guys, how's it going? I should really be working on the next installment of my main fic series and the next chapter of the truth or dare fic, but I felt like penning a self indulgent Zapp and Kif centered fic. I love those guys lol, we really need more fics about them here! I'm sorry I wasn't very creative with the title and just ripped it off of a Star Trek episode; titles are kinda hard for me to come up with... anyways, I guess this fic can take place sometime in early July or late June of 3012, maybe a week or two before Zapp hooks up with Leela's mother Munda. I hope you enjoy the fic; please leave a review and tell me what you think of it.
That's what Zapp was. Bored, bored as hell, bored out of his mind, just plain old bored. And tired too. Leaning back in the captain's chair, he yawned sleepily and glanced up at the screen in front of him. A small planet with green seas and yellow patches of land was in view. The planet was Placercon 7
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"