Jayy Von's Average Life 2Jayy Von's Average Life 23 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Hey Jayy what's up?" Dahvie innocently asks him.
"Nothing. Why? What's with the look on your face?"
"Oh, what look?"
"You know, the one you're making"
"What about it?"
"It's too.....innocent. Dahvie what did you do now?" Jayy puts his hands on his hips.
"I didn't do anything." Innocent face.
"Then why are you apcting so suspicious?"
"What?" Jayy begins to use his stern mother voice.
"Heh, is this yours?" pulls out Jayy's sandwich from earlier.
"God dammit, you stole my sandwich?!"
"I took a bite. It was tasty."
"Chase me, Jayy" Dahvie says over his shoulder playfully.
So the chase begins as Jayy playfully chases Dahvie around the house.
"Gimme my sandwich back!" Jayy growls at Dahvie as he whips around the kitchen corner.
Dahvie suddenly stops, turns around and says to Jayy, "Gimme, gimme never gets. Don't you know your manners yet." then sticks his tongue out at him and continues running after him.
Jayy nearly crashes into Dahvie when he said that then catches h
Ways to Annoy Dahvie and JayyDahvie:Ways to Annoy Dahvie and Jayy4 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
1. Steal his Monster, drug it, and give it back
2. Tell him his voice is too whiny and nasally
3. Tell him Garrett is waaaay better than him
4. Tell him his hair is girly
5. Use a spray bottle to constantly wet his hair
6. Call him gay 209328529875 times a day
7. Spread the rumor that he and Jayy are together
8. Smudge his make up
9. When he passes out from the drugged up Monster, rape him! ("Drugged up like party monsters, sexed up so grab the condoms" ;D)
10. Draw on his face with permanent marker when he takes his pre-show nap. Hiding all mirrors is optional
11. Steal his laptop and post unreleased songs
12. Tell everyone he raped you, get police involved, possibly ruining his life and career (may back fire. see Jessi Slaughter case)
1. Buy bag of Blow Pops, eat or hide all watermelon flavored ones, offer Jayy bag. Sit back and enjoy his watermelon-less rage (Possibly record and post online)
2. Bend his hula hoop
3. Cut and/or shave his head is a strange pattern
Innocent High Story (chap 1)Dahvie POVInnocent High Story (chap 1)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
I woke up to my alarm clock ringing. Today's the first day of my senior year of high school. I got up and went to take a shower. After I finished my shower I walked to my vanity mirror and started to brush my hair. After I brushed it I picked up my blow dryer and dried it. After I finished that I teased my hair and put on some eye shadow and eyeliner. I went to my dresser and picked out a rainbow tie dye shirt and black pants. I went back to my mirror and looked over my outfit. I nodded my head as approval. I looked at the clock and saw that it was six forty five. School starts at seven thirty so I should get going because it takes twenty minutes to get there. I ran down stairs and grabbed a pop tart and my book bag.
"Bye mom!" I yelled as I ran outside. I heard her yell back to me to have a good day. I pulled out my pop tart and started to eat it. Mmmm double chocolate. I was walking on the side walk when I heard someone yell for me. I stopped and turned around to face them
Hot (JayyxDahvie)I wanna lock you up in my closet when no one's aroundHot (JayyxDahvie)3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I wanna put your hand in my pocket because you're allowed
I wanna drive you into the corner and kiss you without a sound
I wanna stay this way forever I'll say it loud
I giggled as I closed the closet behind me. I turned around and was kissed by my amazing soon-to-be husband. We were getting married tomorrow and we were trying to spend as much time as possible with each other before Andrew came and took Jayy for his bachelor party. I would be having my own bachelor party here at the house. Also, we were trying to be as traditional as possible so we agreed that we wouldn't see each other until the moment we said I do.
While I was a slave to my thoughts, Jayy had deepened the kiss and snaked his hands behind me. He put his hands down my back pockets and squeezed. I moaned into the kiss. Jayy took that opportunity to shove his tongue down my throat. This is true love.
Now you're in, and you can't get out
You make me so hot
Make me wann
Milkshake - AdommyBliss.Milkshake - Adommy5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
That's what this was.
The smell it emitted when the checkered wrapper was removed, the golden brown of the perfectly smooth shell, the taste that excited his taste buds in each bite.
Oh, this Taco.
Tommy was in his happy place.
Adam watched as Tommy devoured the Taco. Somehow, the look on Tommy's eyes as he ate the Taco turned him on. Adam took small bites of his own taco, while Tommy finished licking the remaining Taco greases off his fingers. Adam silently wondered if that's how Tommy would lick off- "You gonna eat that?" Tommy questioned hungrily. "W-what?" Adam stuttered, coming back to Earth. 'I said, are you gonna eat that?' Adam followed Tommy's ravenous gaze to the taco on his own plate. "Oh. No, here." Tommy grinned and began devouring Adam's taco. Adam watched, feeling slight tightness in his pants as Tommy licked some dripping salsa off his finger. It took him longer to finish this taco, probably savoring the taste. Tommy leaned back in the booth,
Needles and Thread - Adommy"Ow! All-Ouch! Quit it!" Adam hollered for the fifth time that evening. "Well, maybe if you'd stop moving, this wouldn't be so painful." Allison replied while giggling. "I'm almost done. I have absolutely no idea how someone can rip a pair of leather pants for God's sake." "It wasn't MY fault. Tommy distracted me, with his cute little kitten-ish ways." Adam replied, looking over at Tommy who was standing in the doorway.Needles and Thread - Adommy5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
When Tommy shyly looked up, to meet Adam's gaze, Adam smirked and winked at him.
Not even noticing the quick exchange between the two, Allison continued fixing the tear. "You're lucky it was at your hip. If it were anywhere else, I'd be making Tommy do it." "Too bad it wasn't there then." Adam whined while Allison gave him a weak slap on the leg. "Ouch. That hurt." Adam mocked. "Hey, who has the pins here?" Allison threatened light-heartedly. "You know if you jab me with those pins, I'll make Pretty Kitty over there scratch you." Adam smiled at Tommy. Alli scowled. "Wha
Andley One-shotAndley One-shot3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It had been three weeks. I still hadn't got over the fact that he'd cheated and left me for that bitch. I slowly got up and walked over to my mirror. I looked like your typical teenage girl who had just gone through a breakup, even though I'm a 20 year old guy. I was in my Hello Kitty pyjamas, the ones that he bought me on our 1 year anniversary. I remember opening them in a crowded restaurant and squealing in delight. He had shown just as much happiness when he opened his Batman pyjamas. That was four years ago today. I had asked him what he'd wanted for our anniversary this year, but he said to not get anything too expensive. I now saw why. I felt so stupid; I had actually gone and bought a ring! I was going to propose to him today! A fresh wave of tears fell down my face as I remembered what had happened.
I was getting worried. Andy should have been back hours ago. He'd only gone to see his parents for a few hours. I would have gone with him but I had work and his dad didn't really
Innocent Javie Bonus Chapter - Garett Tiem !!Innocent Javie Bonus Chapter - Garett Tiem !!3 years ago in Romance More Like This
I sneered down at Dahvie as he fell, then bent down and kissed him. "Can't fight back now, can you?" I whispered, gently placing my hand on his cheek, "I love you so much, but you refuse to cooperate, so I have to resort to this." I shook my head then pulled out my phone and made a call. A few moments later Maxx, one of my bigger goons, came in.
"Pick him up." I pointed at Dahvie. He obeyed, completely obedient as always. Same with all of them. I had them wrapped around my finger. Not even my boyfriend cared that I still went after guy-after-guy. However, there was just something about Dahvie and Jayy that I wanted. Needed. They fought back, and I absolutely loved a challenge.
Maxx picked Dahvie up bridal style and we quickly snuck out the back door of the locker room, encountering no one since everyone was out and changed already. We made it to my car and Matt set him in the backseat.
"Where the fuck do you think you're going?" I demanded as he started to walk away.