Facts About Garrus VakarianMy personal favourites are Penis Related....Just sharing, they're funny to me.Facts About Garrus Vakarian2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Anyway, please enjoy.
*C-Sec labels anyone attacking Garrus Vakarian as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
*Garrus Vakarian just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Omega's infrastructure.
*Garrus Vakarian doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
*Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1GVHs (Garrus Vakarian Headshot)
*Garrus Vakarian does not sleep. He waits.
*Garrus Vakarian counted to infinity - twice.
*If you can see Garrus Vakarian, he can see you. If you can't see Garrus Vakarian you may be only seconds away from death.
*When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Garrus Vakarian.
*In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Garrus Vakarian, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
*Garrus Vakarian is c
Kaidan face model?!http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dvl6Rncz1qg9pwao1_500.pngKaidan face model?!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
:iconslurpslurpplz:...sweet jesus...someone confirm this to me
I'll be in my bunk...
5-The Diary of Jane (Jane's List for Garrus)Jane's List for Garrus5-The Diary of Jane (Jane's List for Garrus)3 years ago in Personal More Like This
1. Please don't sharpen your talons on the furniture. I've provided a special post for this in the room behind the laundry where you put your weights and gym equipment.
2. I love sushi too, but I prefer it dead before I eat it. I know you love to fish but please don't do this in front of me again. I nearly fainted and you know I've seen some grisly things.
3. I don't need to hear again how your mom use to deep fry things that look like my hamster, and serve them as appetizers.
4. Please don't use my knitting yarn as dental floss. I sent to Palaven for a new supply for you. It will be here in a few days.
5. I get it that casting is a family activity for Turians, but humans are just not with that hairball kind of thing. I love you dearly, but there are some things I can't do with you, so please regurgitate that stuff in private.
Garrus' List for Jane
1. If you find the seat up, leave it up. I live here too. Will double the size of the master bathroom and ins
Free Key Giveaway #35 - CLOSEDEDIT: WINNERS IS :iconbrjaladur:Free Key Giveaway #35 - CLOSED1 year ago in Personal More Like This
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Mass Effect 3 - Happy Ending Mod...Mass Effect 3 - Happy Ending Mod2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Yet again the Mass Effect Fandom proved that it will not leave the ending in the state it was presented in the game. A certain (fan!) mod was created (and is right now in the testing phase) a Happy Ending Mod for ME3. We can destroy the Reapers, Shepard lives (EDI and Geth too) and most importantly of all we don't have to worry about the Star Child.
Instruction how to install it and the mod itself can be found here:
You can also check how the mod works here on youtube:
And a few pictures:
( source of images-> http://lady-blackfish.tumblr.com )
Mass Effect ReferencesSome time ago, I created a tumblr account (which can be found here). I'm not sure if I will ever get around to posting anything in it (or figuring out how to use it), but if anyone wants to make requests there, feel free to do so.Mass Effect References3 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Characters (Generic or nameless):
Asari Dancer - mature warning, sexual themeAsari head referenceBatarianC-Sec OfficerElcor
ME High!Oh yes, I haven't forgotten I swear! In fact, I just sat down and wrote the ENTIRE cast (mostly by order of appearance in games as to not confuse the shit out of myself....mostly. Some changes had to be made obviously, but yea for the most part smashed everything in there) I know technically its not EVERYONE in game, but if I did that I might have to go and kill myself. Obviously some people will be excluded, ignored or pushed aside because they wouldn't fit. OR because they didn't have that much of an impact on the game, I know Harbinger and Soverign had huge impacts on the game...But where the hell are giant ass Reapers going to fit into a high school setting? Lol for the most part it'll focus on the main characters of Fem and Bro Shep and their interactions with the ME1 and ME2 characters with lots of ME3 sprinkled in there.ME High!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
It....it feels like Degrassi just met Mass Effect. This is why I can't have nice things. I added some characters, I took away some original ideas from :iconThe-
TOPLESS CHARACTER COLLABTOPLESS CHARACTER COLLAB3 years ago in Personal More Like This
IMPORTANT: I am only going to accept one character from each person, because of the sheer volume of participants. If you've already made two, let me know which you would prefer in the final collab.
Alright guys, this Collab is now set in motion.
Your mission is to doll one of your OC's without a shirt on. Nudity is totally permitted and encouraged, but if you'd rather have something covering the boobies to make it more demure, feel free. Male and female characters are both allowed, and if you'd like help converting the base male just ask for help. I'd be happy to help.
This is the base, by zapatones
I'm making a list of those who want to participate in this journal just so I can keep track. I don't want this collab to drag on forever and never end. You can post here to sign up, get me in dollchat (http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/digitaldolls), or over msn.
February PromptAh, the month of love has come and it is time to give special notice to the romance of Kaidan Alenko. As you might expect this prompt to be something of the sappy, romantic, “twue love” (had to borrow from Princess Bride, sorry) connotation, let’s not forget what comes on the other side of true love. Regret, longing, the should have’s, could have’s, what if’s of love. Love never runs an easy course and it has been proven when you romance Kaidan, that it has indeed been a bumpy journey.February Prompt2 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
In that vein, BloodBandit has gone down this route as a prompt for February. Instead of giving a month for this prompt, this will run two weeks. Since voting took so long, partly my fault for not getting to it in a timely manner, but I would like then start the next month’s prompt on time.
Without further ado:
Scene: I’m Staring At The Mess I Made
Deadline: February 15, 2013
Writer of the MonthWe are very proud of our novelists, poets, and, general authors here at Sacred-Literature so we're going to give everyone a chance to know more about them. How did they get their start in writing? What or who inspires them?Writer of the Month2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Because there is an interview involved, we ask that any who want to participate in our WotM program do so by noting below. Many pieces of your work are reviewed.
In five words, how would you describe yourself? Writer. Gamer. Geek. No, nerd. No, geek – it sounds cooler. Futurist. Wanderer.
Are you a professional author or an amateur author? Amateur. That isn’t to say that I wouldn’t love to make a little money at it one day; but I will keep writing no matter what.
How did you get your start in writing? In general? By reading. As I kid I preferred nothing more than to be left alone with my nose in a book, and I’ve continued to read voraciously as an adult. Science fiction, fantasy, mystery
The Ghoul's... Giggles and Gore!It’s Only a Gag… It’s Only a Gag… It’s Only a Gag…The Ghoul's... Giggles and Gore!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
“For me, suspense doesn’t have any value if it’s not balanced by humor.”
For as long as I can remember, I’ve found a great deal of joy in the horror genre. As a child, I loved to scare my siblings, donning Halloween masks and jumping out from behind doors with a scream. I would chase my younger sister around pretending to be a zombie coming for her brains and I loved the way she would run, literally screaming, from the room. In retrospect, it was pretty cruel, but we both laugh about it now (and are both fans of horror movies, though she not as much as I).
As I grew up, I still loved to scare people and began to delve into special effects, though unintentionally at first. One of my earliest “horror jokes” involved a candy gum that was called “Tongue Splashers” (http://cf.mp-cdn.net/aa/71/48ec4136a36abefe70d864224a13.jpg). This
Shenko Fangirls, A Limited-Time GiftRaphael Sbarge sends this with his regards.Shenko Fangirls, A Limited-Time Gift3 years ago in Personal More Like This
The recording will be live until noon US EST on Sunday. After then, you can use this YouTube mirror version.
Yes, he did do a few mispronunciations, but let's give our favorite Canadian biotic a little slack.
Good-bye celticknotgirl 1990-2012One of our members celticknotgirl has passed away last week. she was 22 years old.Good-bye celticknotgirl 1990-20122 years ago in Personal More Like This
This comic by BlackLion310 was made in her honor
Done by moreeman06 Done by SaintWalker1806
Mass Effect 3 Extended Cut is Now AvailableSpoilers....Mass Effect 3 Extended Cut is Now Available2 years ago in Personal More Like This
The extended cut of Mass Effect 3 did more than just add a slideshow (although there actually was one at one point). BioWare has given players a new ending as well. Shepard can now tell the star child to go to hell and refuse to make a decision.
Here are all "4" endings, in case you don't want to waste your time playing the final 2 missions again.
Extended Cut Destroy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgYYYmzr7_A
Extended Cut Control: http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=m5J-QDTM8Zk
Extended Cut Synthesis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFzrRz6Dc0Y
Extended Cut Refusal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czKq9H0tSCo
Extended Cut Evacuation Scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v3n2jEnvQh4
Mass Effect ReferencesTools usedMass Effect References3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Autodesk 3ds Max 2012.ActorX Plugin.uModel.
Requests can be made, within reason, for certain scenes to be rendered (a scene from a piece of fan-fiction, for example) and will be completely free. However, the models themselves will not be uploaded in any format. Requests for any model from the game to be rendered in any pose from either game will be completed as soon as possible, bearing in mind that human heads can't be done.
Troodon80 - As the author of the reference sheets, all I can do is hope that they are at least somewhat useful to someone; whether that be to make a costume, a model prop, a figurine, or drawing some fan art. So far, the list contains over a hundred reference sheets and it's still unfinished.
The Leviathan and the Death of HopeWarning: contains spoilers concerning the Leviathan DLC, Mass Effect 3 and my notions about what good writing is. Duh.The Leviathan and the Death of Hope2 years ago in Personal More Like This
There are moments when I wish I could just turn off my writer's sense at a whim and "just go with it". Ignore that a story in a game, or a movie, or a book, or a TV show is flawed in my opinion, just to enjoy the views, get an adrenaline rush from all the flashing colors and have fun. And truth be told - it usually works that way... Just not for the universes I tend to care about. If you got me invested in your franchise, I will expect you to deliver the goods. 'Tis how the cookie crumbles.
Which brings me to the Leviathan DLC. I've seen a lot of positive reviews and emotions towards it popping up all over the internet before I was even able to check it out myself. My hopes were high, and, initially, I loved it. It had a sense of exploration Mass Effect 3 was seriously lacking and the TGES Mining Base really reminded me of Noveria... It was spot on.
Bioware: "Don't call it Mass Effect 4"In a move meant either to start out early distinguishing between the Shepard Trilogy and whatever BW have planned next, or just because they didn't like how simple it was to refer to it as "ME4", Chris Priestly, long runing Bioware Community Manager, said in a forum statement:Bioware: "Don't call it Mass Effect 4"2 years ago in Personal More Like This
"To call the next game Mass Effect 4 or ME4 is doing it a disservice and seems to cause a lot of confusion here. We have already said that the Commander Shepard trilogy is over and that the next game will not feature him/her. That is the only detail you have on the game.
"I see people saying 'well, they'll have to pick a canon ending'. No, because the game does not have to come after. Or before. Or off to the side. Or with characters you know. Or yaddayaddayadda. Wherever, whenever, whoever, etc will all be revealed years down the road when we actually start talking about it.
"I do not call the game ME4 when I talk about it ever, because [sic] that makes people think of it more as 'what happens after Mass Effect
Mass Effect: The End of an Era (SPOILERS)SPOILERS!!!Mass Effect: The End of an Era (SPOILERS)2 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
So this is the end of Mass Effect. Not just of the last game, but of the trilogy as a whole. Right now, I am of two minds. I am not wholly satisfied with the so called Extended Cut but at the same time it has some redeeming qualities to it that I can not, in good conscience, ignore:
It provides closure: For those who wanted to see what happened to the characters they came to love and the galaxy as a whole.
Injected some measure of reasoning to the actions/words of the God Child: They showed more of the logic behind the Reapers actions and how the Catalyst works.
There is something for everyone: The endings appear to be based on fan input/outcry.
The filled in some of the plot holes and contradictions: Not all of them, but by lessing the impact of the Catalyst, it showed that the damage was reversible.
It brings back some elements of classic science fiction.
Yet, two facts remain. One, the underlying logic behind the God Child is still flawed, although the designers lampsahe
Customize Your Literature ThumbnailsThis journal will break down the components of the various kind of Literature (and Journal) thumbnails now available, as well as discuss how to customize them in a journal CSS. I believe there's some overlap with gallery CSS, but these tips are specifically for the way things look in journals.Customize Your Literature Thumbnails2 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Anyway, this isn't a basic tutorial on coding but you can find great resources in groups like eCSSited.
If it's a PDF or something visual and has a PNG/JPG preview, it behaves the same as normal thumbnails, so it doesn't bear mentioning here.
The different types of thumbnails
is the standard one. Anything that is either written in Sta.sh Writer or with the 'Enter Text' option in the Submit dialog will have this. Some include a preview image within the thumbnail itself, but I won't be discussing that here.
is the thumbnail for journals.
Unfortunately, :bigthumb: doesn't do anything special. But with Sta.sh Writ
What James Vega hatin' says about youThere are many factors that make a particular character resonate with a particular type of person. I find it fascinating when a character, especially one that gets so little actual story time in the Mass Effect games like James Vega, inspires such vitriol in an engaged audience. Everywhere his story is discussed, someone posts a nasty comment that they hate him or call him names.What James Vega hatin' says about you2 years ago in Art Features More Like This
I'm not arguing that the game creators didn't drop the ball on his story. He could have been much more interesting. But the qualities that Vega's fans see in him don't go skin-deep. Even his physical appearance hints at a hidden depth, which almost always affects other areas of life and character development. This is the reason why I started writing the James Vega origins story, The One That Got Away, to show how these shallow elements, hinted at in the game and the boring Homeworlds comic, could have been made into a really interesting story and likeable character.
Soft Garrus Song :3Soft Garrus, warm Garrus "hey can this wait?"Soft Garrus Song :32 years ago in Personal More Like This
Happy Garrus, sleepy Garrus, "I need to calibrate."
Soft Garrus, warm Garrus "hey can this wait?"
Happy Garrus, sleepy Garrus, "I need to calibrate."
OC CreationQuick Information about ApplicationsOC Creation3 years ago in Personal More Like This
♕ 1. Character on your application sheet must be fullbody,
Don’t cut off parts of the body because the picture was too "big" for the application sheet provided.
Just shrink the image. And make sure you use the correct Font on the Sheet!
( http://www.1001fonts.com/ostrich-sans-font.html )
♕ 2. Personality must be min. 150 words. Only keywords are not allowed.
♕ 3. History must be min. 300 words. Try to be as detailled as possible, avoid pl
Writing Tournament 2013 ~ Round ICome one and come all, raise your pen take part in this grand literary battle! There are subscriptions, points, and more to be won! You all have until February 19th to enter.Writing Tournament 2013 ~ Round I2 years ago in Personal More Like This
The time is nigh for the Third Annual Writers--club Literature Tournament!
This is a tournament for all writers welcoming prose and poetry! It will be a grand competition spanning three rounds of literary challenge! First of all, you must be willing to write for each of the rounds over the coming months.
There will be judging at the end of each round and those who progress to the next round will have to write a new piece for the next round's theme. A new participants list with the surviving writers will be released upon the announcement of the new round.
To sign up, join the group as a member and add this blog entry to your favorites. From there, feel free to submit your entry to the Tournament Round 1 Folder.
Round I Theme: Immin
Keeping your Account Safe!Hi guys, just want to give everyone a friendly reminder about account security. Keeping your account and email passwords secure is the most important factor in not getting your account hijacked by anyone.Keeping your Account Safe!6 months ago in Personal More Like This
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