King Chapter 4Zim woke up feeling well rested. He stretched and looked at his clock. 7:00. There was one hour before skool started. He got out of bed and put on a light pink tank top with a dark pink jacket that went over it and black skinny jeans with his usual black boots.
After he got dressed he went up to the home level. When he got there he smelled something burning.
Gir came skipping out of the kitchen with something in his hands.
"GIR!" What have you done to the kitchen?!" Zim yelled. Gir just stared at him a few moments before screaming.
"Looky what I made!!" He screamed holding up a burnt cake that looked like it contained a live chicken and the only edible thing in it was peanut butter.
Zim cringed and put on his disguise.
"I'm going to Skool now Gir. Don't burn the house down." He said before heading out the door to walk to Skool.
"BRING ME BACK A CHOCOLATE HAMSTER!!"
ZaDR - Gay Chicken"This is a game called Gay Chicken!" Keef said happily, putting his arms around Zim and Dib's shoulders and grinning.ZaDR - Gay Chicken3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Zim's eye twitched and Dib ducked out from under the arm, fairly disturbed. "Okay how do you play it?"
"The first person to get creeped out loses," Keef explained. He ran his hand down the side of Dib's face.
"AH!" Dib jolted back and tripped, falling hard on his back. His glasses tilted and hung off of one ear, looking like they would fall at any moment.
"You lose!" Keef shouted.
Zim laughed at Dib before offering him a hand to help him up. It was currently recess, and bored, the two had decided to talk to an old friend and ask him advice on what they should do. They were regretting it now.
"So basically, we feel each other up and the first one to freak out loses?" Zim asked to make sure.
Keef nodded eagerly.
Zim smirked. "Dib-thing, would you like to play with Zim?"
Dib blushed, pushing his glasses a little further up his nose, and nodded.
Zim decided to start o
ZaDr- His Little Alien Zim and Dib had been together for quite some time now, but why couldn't he tell anyone yet? Was he embarassed? No. He was afraid the moment people knew, Zim will leave him. Zim WAS still an alien after all, but even if Dib was forced to leave Earth just to be with his beloved Zim, he surely would.ZaDr- His Little Alien3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The school bell rang loudly as Dib snapped out of his thoughts. He frowned at the thought of going to yet ANOTHER damn class. He hated school, and everything about it. He hated his classmates, his teachers, and even his stupid locker. But the one thing he didn't hate, was his Zim. Zim. The thought made him smile, something not a lot of people got to see of him, so when the usual girls that made fun of him in the hall saw this, they just sat there and wondered.
Since Dib was so deep in thought, he didn't realize the little "human" coming towards him, so he accidently knocked Zim down. "You filthy human! How dare you-" Zim stopped shouting once he realized wh
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Hearing his voice through the phone was like an echo of my dream. I could feel my face getting flustered. I took a deep breath, waiting for him to respond. I gulped.
"Yes, it's Zim. Listen pig-stink, I need you to do something for me." He was talking like he called all the time! I felt myself getting a little irritated. Almost like all the aggression I had from our past fights were beginning to rumble together in my head, like an earthquake that gradually builds up.
"Hold on a damn second, Zim!" I felt myself getting a little loud so I looked around real quick around my cubicle. Not only had no one seemed to have heard me, it looked like almost everyone had left for lunch. "Just what the hell are you calling me for? And what gives you the right to give me that tone? What the hell's going-" I was cut off by the robot screaming somewhere off into the background. Zim sighed into the phone agitatedly. I could picture him in my head squeezing two of his fingers on the brid
Dying Tonight-ZaDr "Dib?" asked a strangely soft voice over the device in the human's hand.Dying Tonight-ZaDr5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
"What is it space-boy?" Dib asked spitefully. He hated the irken, and how the alien had gotten his phone number was beyond him.
"Dib, Do you think," There was a short pause and a shuddered breath could be heard from the cell phone, "Dib do you think I'm a good invader?" The irk finally asked.
"What does that have to do with anything?" The human asked irritatedly after a long pause. The alien was always so vague and it ticked him off almost as much as the alien's screaming.
"I just have to know." Zim replied softly, trying to keep his voice level and calm.
"Well if you must know, I think you're a horrible invader and I wish yo
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I trusted the scan to work…mostly anyhow. I swallowed as I waited for the light to finish scanning us. Dib seemed more interested and focused on me, instead of his own fate. I mean I DID tell him that nothing would happen to him…which it shouldn't, but still he held no hesitation to just sit there and watch me. Then I felt the morph begin. The sting of the light that blinded my vision was strangely invigorating. I felt that my eyes were being rinsed of all there color then suddenly grew back but a smaller tunnel of vision like my lenses. All the while, my skin was burning. Not like the cooking burn of rain water, but like my skin was melting inside out. I felt my lekkus split at the end and unravel into threads that felt like they were growing all over my head. It did NOT feel good. Thankfully, sense my lekkus have always been damaged to sensitivity from my experimentation days on Irk, it probably hurt a lot less than it could have. The tips
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"I.....brought the pizza." was all I could get out. Zim’s alarm system was off, but I don’t know why I just walked inside. Why didn’t I knock? Why didn’t I knock?! Now I was stuck in what felt like time, worse than when Zim actually got me stuck in that time vortex. The skin I couldn’t stop thinking of was in front of me, bare. I couldn’t stop staring. I must have zoned out because I didn’t notice he had moved until he was in my face.
"Dib! Are you alright?" his gloveless hands were on my shoulders, shaking me back and forth slightly, probably trying to bring me back to Earth. "Your huge face is so white! What's wrong?" why was he half naked? Why did he take off his hoodie and his gloves in the livingroom?! No, it was my fault I should have knocked. "Dib-worm!" Zim called out once more.
"I couldn’t find chocolate pizza so I bought chocolate bars too." It was the only thing I could think of saying. It’s what I had
Zim and Dib Play Slenderdib is on his computer, and zim comes in through the window, quietly as always, but with no INTENTION of scaring dib. dib looks kinda pale as he's staring wide eyed at his comuter screen, focusing on whatever he's doing.Zim and Dib Play Slender2 years ago in Humor More Like This
dib: jesus christ, zim! why do you always DO that?!?
zim: i didn't mean to. i'm bored.
dib: (quickly turning back to the computer, eyes widen again and he whimpers very softly) now's NOT a good time!
zim: why? what are you doing?
dib: zim, SHUT. UP. i can't-- SHIT!
zim: (looks bewildered as he moves closer and looks over dib's shoulder at the computer screen.) what is this?
dib: zim, i swear to god...
zim: answer me.
dib: it's a GAME, and if you keep bugging me, i'm gonna die!
zim: what are you supposed to do? why is it all dark? what's with the trees?
zim: zim asked a question.
dib: alright alright... but i can't pause this damn thing... shit... i'm supposed to collect 8 pages, but i'm being stalked by-- MOTHER FUCKER!!
Now it's ZADF (sad?)Zim stared at his screen in absolute horror. He never new it was this bad. He knew that Dib would be messed with, but he never knew it had gone this far. Deep guilt built into his squeedly-spooch as he remembered he had always added on to it.Now it's ZADF (sad?)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He watched Dib cut a little too deep into his skin. Zim's eyes widened.
'No' Zim thought 'don't'
He burst out of his chair and rushed to the elevator. His breathe quickened as anxiety raced through him. As soon the doors he was sprinted outside into the night, not even caring he had no disguise on.
'Please don't' Zim kept thinking as he brought out his PAK legs to go faster as he raced to Dib's house. He was breathing hard as he quickly climbed the wall to Dib's room and opened his window in a hurry.
Dib was in his bed with blood all around him.
'No' Zim thought as he leaped in and onto Dib's bed. He kept shaking him trying to wake him up but he wouldn't. Blood was still coming out of his wrist. Zim opened his PAK and brought out a small medical k
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I was terrified for a moment when I stepped into the tube. Zim could have been easily tricking me to destroy myself, but it’s been so long. Why would he try to kill me now? He tapped some codes into the touch screen thingy. It was all in irken so I had no idea what any of it said. Afterwards, he walked towards the other tube. He looked so worried. With his antenna whimpered to the back of his head, he was the very image of vulnerable. This was crazy. Why did he even want to be able to be human? Maybe it was for a better disguise. I honestly didn’t care much. I wanted to see if it would work. I wondered for a second on why he didn’t just steal a human if that’s all he needed. He hated asking for someone’s help so why not take someone against their will?
Just as all these question jumbled through my spinning head I glanced over at Zim. He was so pinned up in the tube. His shoulders were tightly pressed near his head in a clinch, almost as
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Chapter Three: continued...
Through the damned tangles of the cottony-earthly torturous clothing, I could hear the door open. I tugged off the hooded cloth swiftly to see the Dib human staring idiotically at the door, pizza and chocolate in hand. I knew as soon as I saw him I shouldn’t have left the field offline. He babbled about getting the food and sorry for one thing or another, but everything he said seemed to spill out of his mouth more than actually speak about anything. I could feel his eyes on my chest and it was starting to make me panic from his lack of attention. Grabbing a hold of his large broad shoulders and gave him a few strong shakes, bringing him back to the filthy planet from wherever his mind had hid away. My toe talons were at the very tip as I reached to clasp ahold of him. He had gotten so much taller, the bastard.
When he woke up and began to be a little more normal I instructed him to sit down on the couch unit and took my clothes with me to a close
Sounds GoodSounds Good8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Warning this is a ZADR fic! (yay! I actually finished a ZADR fic! Woot for me!) That being said, this fic contains large amounts of sweetness and family togetherness. It is horrendously AU. There are no lemons, although there are bell peppers. Also theres mention of MPreg.
Story inspired by "Summer Walk" By lledra, Kudos and many thanks to her for inspiring my lazy ass enough to actually write, finish, and post something for the first time in about 6 years. I still haven't figured out how she did it, but I'm sure every teacher I've ever had wants to know too.
Zim and Dib belong to Jhonen, who can now add me to the list of fangirls that make him hurk. Michael and Seraph belong to me and lledra. No squirrels were harmed in the writing of this fic.
Zim burrowed deeper into his pillow, trying in vain to ignore the sun beams creeping slowly across the bedroom towards his face. He didn't want to wake up yet. He was warm, comfy, cozy and most importantly, it was quiet. The only so
healed'why did he have to go with them' Zim thought outloud. Dib had left four days ago with his family, he had mentioned where they were going but couldn't remember it now. It was still two more hours until they were due back, but Zim didn't know if he could wait any longer. He missed the human so badly that in his loneliness he had bled more then he had cried, gauze bandages covered almost every inch of his arms. Dib wasn't going to be happy about it but he should have known how the irken's state of mind was.healed1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim grabbed the ipod that Dib had given his for his 'birthday' and shuffled though all the songs until he ended up with the song Lets have a wreck, it was one of his and Dib's favorite songs because it discribed them so well. As the first verse sounded out through the house Zim couldn't take the loneliness anymore, he called Gir and commanded the little robot to bring him a few things from the lab one of which was a blade that would help him ease his mind. Gir obeyed but when he
ZaDR- CuriosityDib watched Zim curiously as he saw the irken remove his wig for only a brief moment to massage his antennae before looking around and quickly putting it back on. No one seemed to have noticed; no one except a certain black-haired kid.ZaDR- Curiosity4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Dib lowered his binoculars and leaned back against the trunk of the tree he was perched in. It was recess and he was doing his usual spying on Zim. They were in Hi-Skool by now and Zim hadn’t managed to take over Earth yet. Not that anyone really expected him to. He’s shown his incompetency so many times Dib stopped worrying about him long ago. He just liked observing the many odd quirks the alien had.
His curiosity was piqued slightly. What function did the antennae serve? As long as he’s known Zim and he’s never really figured it out. He assumed they were for hearing and expressing emotion, as they often shot straight up when their owner was surprised or laid down flat when he was angry. But was that all they were for?
Just love me - ZaDR"We really need to stop doing this." Dib said while getting out of his warm bed, so he could dress his naked body.Just love me - ZaDR3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Zim was lying in Dib's bed, just as naked as Dib. Zim didn't get up, he just sat up to watch Dib.
Dib turned his head, to see what Zim was doing because he didn't speak or get up. "What?" He said to the remark of Zim's face. Zim looked tired, but he was giving Dib a look like, "yeah right".
"You say that every time, and we end up doing it again." Zim said.
"Yeah...Well, I don't like it."
"HA! Thats a lie Dib-Slave! You love it! Thats why we bang each other so much! ZIM'S not the one who starts it." Zim smirked at Dib, as he continued to get dressed.
Once Dib was done getting dressed, he sat down on his bed with Zim.
"But we do it so much! Every time we attack each other! I try to be enemies, but it's so hard now!" Dib groaned as he fell back on his bed, his head landing in Zim's lap.
Zim smiled at Dib as he ran his claws through Dib's black hair. "Then lets not fight on th
ZaDr one-shotZim glared at the panting human, grinning with victory. "Had enough stupid Dib?" He sneered at Dib, standing over him. Dib glared at him.ZaDr one-shot2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Not till you're dead alien!" Zim's grin widened. He bent down, pinning Dib.
"I'd hoped you'd say that." Dib glared at Zim, puching him off. Zim blinked, now on the floor. Dib smirked, crawling on top of Zim, pinning his arm's above his head, and stradling his waist.
Zim glared. "What are you doing human?" He asked, voice dripping with malice.
Dib smirked at the question, leaning down close over Zim's face. "I'll let you live, if.... I get what I want." to empthize his point, he rocked his hips alittle, grinding against Zim. He gaspped, face blushing a bright blue. Dib snickered, and rocked his hips again, grinning as he felt the alien squrim beneeth him.
"What, can't the almightly Zim handle alittle friction?" Dib asked, grinding even harder. Zim stifled a moan, doing his best to shoot Dib a glare. Dib smirked, and l
Ides of March - Chapter 1Ides of March - Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Where it all started
Rubbing at his tired eyes, Dib took a moment to collect himself. It was late, way into the early morning hours, but this needed to be done before the chemical reaction was over. He pushed his large glasses back up his forehead and leant over the glaringly pink microscope again. What he saw made his heart beat faster in excitement. The light yellow nanomachines beneath the thin glass worked fast, removing the faulty bases from the sample's DNA while leaving the natural structures intact. A small smile formed on his lips after a few minutes, the sample almost completely sanitized and the tiny nanomachines still working wonderfully.
But it didn't last. As soon as the faulty DNA had been perfectly removed, the leftover structures began to disintegrate, being taken apart by those wretched, little machines.
Jerking back with a frustrated yell, the boy barely had enough self-restraint to not throw his glasses, and with them a few pieces of lab equipment, to the ground in
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‘W….what the hell did he just call me…?’ I asked myself as Zim drug me out the house by my sleeve. The sky had gotten a little purplish as the night worked its way around. I hadn’t realized how long I had been at Zim’s house. I had to walk with Zim for a little since I parked kind of far. Zim didn’t have a drive way, so I parallel parked a little passed it. He walked slightly behind me, but held onto my sleeve still. He eyed my car and I blushed at my embarrassing ride. It was a bucket, I knew that, but I had forgotten about how Zim had high expectations for mechanics. His own ship had engines that surpassed all on Earth so there was no way I could have impressed him, but I wished it at least wasn’t a beaten up old ass Camaro. Don’t get me wrong, I love my car. I just felt inferior to Zim’s technological experience and tastes.
As I glanced over my shoulder, Zim didn’t seem to mind my car. He wa