King Chapter 4Zim woke up feeling well rested. He stretched and looked at his clock. 7:00. There was one hour before skool started. He got out of bed and put on a light pink tank top with a dark pink jacket that went over it and black skinny jeans with his usual black boots.
After he got dressed he went up to the home level. When he got there he smelled something burning.
Gir came skipping out of the kitchen with something in his hands.
"GIR!" What have you done to the kitchen?!" Zim yelled. Gir just stared at him a few moments before screaming.
"Looky what I made!!" He screamed holding up a burnt cake that looked like it contained a live chicken and the only edible thing in it was peanut butter.
Zim cringed and put on his disguise.
"I'm going to Skool now Gir. Don't burn the house down." He said before heading out the door to walk to Skool.
"BRING ME BACK A CHOCOLATE HAMSTER!!"
ZaDr- His Little Alien Zim and Dib had been together for quite some time now, but why couldn't he tell anyone yet? Was he embarassed? No. He was afraid the moment people knew, Zim will leave him. Zim WAS still an alien after all, but even if Dib was forced to leave Earth just to be with his beloved Zim, he surely would.ZaDr- His Little Alien4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The school bell rang loudly as Dib snapped out of his thoughts. He frowned at the thought of going to yet ANOTHER damn class. He hated school, and everything about it. He hated his classmates, his teachers, and even his stupid locker. But the one thing he didn't hate, was his Zim. Zim. The thought made him smile, something not a lot of people got to see of him, so when the usual girls that made fun of him in the hall saw this, they just sat there and wondered.
Since Dib was so deep in thought, he didn't realize the little "human" coming towards him, so he accidently knocked Zim down. "You filthy human! How dare you-" Zim stopped shouting once he realized wh
EARTH FRIENDLY Ch 5EARTH FRIENDLY Ch 53 years ago in Drama More Like This
I trusted the scan to work…mostly anyhow. I swallowed as I waited for the light to finish scanning us. Dib seemed more interested and focused on me, instead of his own fate. I mean I DID tell him that nothing would happen to him…which it shouldn't, but still he held no hesitation to just sit there and watch me. Then I felt the morph begin. The sting of the light that blinded my vision was strangely invigorating. I felt that my eyes were being rinsed of all there color then suddenly grew back but a smaller tunnel of vision like my lenses. All the while, my skin was burning. Not like the cooking burn of rain water, but like my skin was melting inside out. I felt my lekkus split at the end and unravel into threads that felt like they were growing all over my head. It did NOT feel good. Thankfully, sense my lekkus have always been damaged to sensitivity from my experimentation days on Irk, it probably hurt a lot less than it could have. The tips
Zim and Dib Play Slenderdib is on his computer, and zim comes in through the window, quietly as always, but with no INTENTION of scaring dib. dib looks kinda pale as he's staring wide eyed at his comuter screen, focusing on whatever he's doing.Zim and Dib Play Slender3 years ago in Humor More Like This
dib: jesus christ, zim! why do you always DO that?!?
zim: i didn't mean to. i'm bored.
dib: (quickly turning back to the computer, eyes widen again and he whimpers very softly) now's NOT a good time!
zim: why? what are you doing?
dib: zim, SHUT. UP. i can't-- SHIT!
zim: (looks bewildered as he moves closer and looks over dib's shoulder at the computer screen.) what is this?
dib: zim, i swear to god...
zim: answer me.
dib: it's a GAME, and if you keep bugging me, i'm gonna die!
zim: what are you supposed to do? why is it all dark? what's with the trees?
zim: zim asked a question.
dib: alright alright... but i can't pause this damn thing... shit... i'm supposed to collect 8 pages, but i'm being stalked by-- MOTHER FUCKER!!
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"I.....brought the pizza." was all I could get out. Zim’s alarm system was off, but I don’t know why I just walked inside. Why didn’t I knock? Why didn’t I knock?! Now I was stuck in what felt like time, worse than when Zim actually got me stuck in that time vortex. The skin I couldn’t stop thinking of was in front of me, bare. I couldn’t stop staring. I must have zoned out because I didn’t notice he had moved until he was in my face.
"Dib! Are you alright?" his gloveless hands were on my shoulders, shaking me back and forth slightly, probably trying to bring me back to Earth. "Your huge face is so white! What's wrong?" why was he half naked? Why did he take off his hoodie and his gloves in the livingroom?! No, it was my fault I should have knocked. "Dib-worm!" Zim called out once more.
"I couldn’t find chocolate pizza so I bought chocolate bars too." It was the only thing I could think of saying. It’s what I had
ZaDR: Side Effects May IncludeTitle: Side Effects May IncludeZaDR: Side Effects May Include6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Category: Invader Zim
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,466
"Side Effects May Include..."
It was a rather nice day. The sun was shining, birds were singing, people smiled and waved at each other.
From a rather strange, green house on a round-about street, a voice growled, " I hate cheerful days like this!"
Inside the house, Irken Invader Zim jerked the blinds of a window closed adn walked to a small couch. GIR, his dog-suited dysfunctional SIR unit, shoved a whole taco in his mouth and laughed insanely.
"I mean, look at those filthy humans!" Zim continued, ignoring the psychotic robot. "Happily prancing about, enjoying their pathetic lives! This planet's just begging to be destroyed!"
"Yay! I love destruction!" GIR screamed, throwing a taco in the air. The food landed on Zim's head with a splat and the Irken screamed as the ground meat burned his skin.
Running in circles as GIR
ZaDR- CuriosityDib watched Zim curiously as he saw the irken remove his wig for only a brief moment to massage his antennae before looking around and quickly putting it back on. No one seemed to have noticed; no one except a certain black-haired kid.ZaDR- Curiosity5 years ago in Romance More Like This
Dib lowered his binoculars and leaned back against the trunk of the tree he was perched in. It was recess and he was doing his usual spying on Zim. They were in Hi-Skool by now and Zim hadn’t managed to take over Earth yet. Not that anyone really expected him to. He’s shown his incompetency so many times Dib stopped worrying about him long ago. He just liked observing the many odd quirks the alien had.
His curiosity was piqued slightly. What function did the antennae serve? As long as he’s known Zim and he’s never really figured it out. He assumed they were for hearing and expressing emotion, as they often shot straight up when their owner was surprised or laid down flat when he was angry. But was that all they were for?
ZaDr one-shotZim glared at the panting human, grinning with victory. "Had enough stupid Dib?" He sneered at Dib, standing over him. Dib glared at him.ZaDr one-shot3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Not till you're dead alien!" Zim's grin widened. He bent down, pinning Dib.
"I'd hoped you'd say that." Dib glared at Zim, puching him off. Zim blinked, now on the floor. Dib smirked, crawling on top of Zim, pinning his arm's above his head, and stradling his waist.
Zim glared. "What are you doing human?" He asked, voice dripping with malice.
Dib smirked at the question, leaning down close over Zim's face. "I'll let you live, if.... I get what I want." to empthize his point, he rocked his hips alittle, grinding against Zim. He gaspped, face blushing a bright blue. Dib snickered, and rocked his hips again, grinning as he felt the alien squrim beneeth him.
"What, can't the almightly Zim handle alittle friction?" Dib asked, grinding even harder. Zim stifled a moan, doing his best to shoot Dib a glare. Dib smirked, and l
healed'why did he have to go with them' Zim thought outloud. Dib had left four days ago with his family, he had mentioned where they were going but couldn't remember it now. It was still two more hours until they were due back, but Zim didn't know if he could wait any longer. He missed the human so badly that in his loneliness he had bled more then he had cried, gauze bandages covered almost every inch of his arms. Dib wasn't going to be happy about it but he should have known how the irken's state of mind was.healed3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim grabbed the ipod that Dib had given his for his 'birthday' and shuffled though all the songs until he ended up with the song Lets have a wreck, it was one of his and Dib's favorite songs because it discribed them so well. As the first verse sounded out through the house Zim couldn't take the loneliness anymore, he called Gir and commanded the little robot to bring him a few things from the lab one of which was a blade that would help him ease his mind. Gir obeyed but when he
ZaDr- LoveDib. Why did this earth stink run through Zim's mind so often? Why must he always be the one he thinks about when he wakes up and goes to bed? How dare he. How dare Dib-filth fill his mind with such...fuzzy and warm earth feelings!ZaDr- Love5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The bell interupted his thoughts. Zim stood on the desk as always and yelled, "I leave you all to go home!" No one responded. No one ever did. Zim was on the sidewalk making his way home, when suddenly he heard footsteps behind him. He stopped, they stopped. He continued walking, and so ddi they. He began running, but then tripped over absolutely nothing. "Filthy unstable Earth!" Zim's head was pounding. He felt a hand on his back and it startled him. He jumped up and hissed at the stalker. Dib. "oh, it's you Dib-stink." Dib rolled his eyes at the nickname. They were in highschool now, shouldn't he have come up with something atleast a little decent?
Dib rose off his knee and brushed the dirt off his jeans. Zim straightened up and starred a minute at the hum
Just love me - ZaDR"We really need to stop doing this." Dib said while getting out of his warm bed, so he could dress his naked body.Just love me - ZaDR4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Zim was lying in Dib's bed, just as naked as Dib. Zim didn't get up, he just sat up to watch Dib.
Dib turned his head, to see what Zim was doing because he didn't speak or get up. "What?" He said to the remark of Zim's face. Zim looked tired, but he was giving Dib a look like, "yeah right".
"You say that every time, and we end up doing it again." Zim said.
"Yeah...Well, I don't like it."
"HA! Thats a lie Dib-Slave! You love it! Thats why we bang each other so much! ZIM'S not the one who starts it." Zim smirked at Dib, as he continued to get dressed.
Once Dib was done getting dressed, he sat down on his bed with Zim.
"But we do it so much! Every time we attack each other! I try to be enemies, but it's so hard now!" Dib groaned as he fell back on his bed, his head landing in Zim's lap.
Zim smiled at Dib as he ran his claws through Dib's black hair. "Then lets not fight on th
ZADR Orange Chapter 067ZADR Orange Chapter 0673 years ago in Romance More Like This
Unable to bring his eyes up to meet Zim's gaze, Dib could only speak in a voice just barely above that of a whisper. "...But I already did...I wasn't mad at you about what happened down there...I was mad at myself...because of my reaction..." he brought his hands up to wipe at his eyes again.
"Ohh, Dib...Is that all?"
Letting out a small whimper, Dib broke down again. "I wasn't afraid you'd go too far. I was afraid I'd go too far! So I pulled away before that could happen because I didn't want to hurt you!" he exclaimed, unsure whether he would have been able to go all the way through with it had he started.
"Wh-What? Dib, you're not going to hurt me..."
"But I've already hurt so many other people in my life! I've hurt Gaz, I've hurt my dad, hell, I've even hurt one of your leaders! But above all else, I've hurt you more than once already! Every time I react the wrong way,
ZADR Orange Chapter 047ZADR Orange Chapter 0473 years ago in Romance More Like This
As horrible as Dib was doing, back at his base, Zim didn't seem to be doing all that much better than the hybrid either. He had taken to curling up on the couch once more, unwilling to go back downstairs to the bedroom alone. He already knew Dib had probably gone to stay with Gaz and Tak, being the only place he could have gone, but he just couldn't take much more of this leaving and coming back. It had only been a little over a month since he actually admitted how he really felt towards Dib. But ever since then, it had just been one tragedy after another. At this point, he was ready to just end it now while he still could.
Meanwhile, back at Tak's base, Tak stretched, crawling out of bed early, as usual, to make herself and Gaz some breakfast.
Jolting and stiffening when he heard Tak approaching, Dib quickly returned to his back and pretended
ZADR Orange Chapter 040ZADR Orange Chapter 0403 years ago in Romance More Like This
Zim froze at his computer's words. "Wh-What?" the word escaped him, his eyes wide before he glared up at the computer. "What growths?! Show me the scans!" he demanded, pointing one finger at the ground in front of him.
"Fiiine...You know, you could learn to say 'please' every once in a while..." the computer said in a slightly irritated voice, especially considering it was getting yelled at despite doing what Zim had asked him to do. Bringing up the scans nonetheless however, it displayed for Zim a full body scan of Dib that revealed three unknown, egg-shaped forms in the lower half of Dib's abdomen.
Paling at the sight of them, Zim instantly began playing around with his fingers nervously. "B-But...No! Th-That can't be what I think it is...C-Can it?" he asked, looking up at the computer worried and swallowing. "D-Does he have cancer?" he then
Love You"I hate you!"Love You3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I hate you more!"
"Filthy space monster!"
I shoved Zim out of the school and he stumbled, barely catching himself on the stair railing. He put on a snarl and lunged at me, claws open. I caught his arm easily and pinned it behind his back. He growled and bashed his head backwards, knocking me in the forehead. I saw stars for a moment and my grip loosened. This gave the alien just enough time to spin around and land a kick right in my stomach. I crumpled backwards with an 'oof!' Gloved hands grabbed my collar and tossed me against the railing, where my lower back smushed painfully with the cold metal.
"You're gonna pay for that," I wheezed, feeling my spine. "Sure I am." I pried my eyes open a slit to see the schoolyard was totally empty. Talons were wrapped around my throat in a flash, but I didn't flinch. "You can stop now," I said simply, folding my arms. He glared. "What are you talking about, hyooman? Zim is-" "There's no one here, babe, you don't have to
~Velut Luna~: Chapter 6 - The Gambit~Velut Luna~: Chapter 6 - The Gambit3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The flow of reiatsu was growing ever more taut. A tension was tangible in the air; though subtle, it was increasing. Her nakama was almost here.
She had never been tough. She had been kind and gentle and mild and all those second-tier monikers, but she had never been someone to lean on; she had never been someone to count on; and most of all, she had never saved anyone from anything, real or imagined. If Kurosaki-kun, the person she loved most in the world, could not entrust his body or his psyche to her, then who could?
She was sitting in her room, and Wonderweiss was elsewhere. Ulquiorra was probably in the hall, but he'd taken to cloaking his reiatsu lately, leaving her even more in the dark as to what was going on in the corridor.
Orihime could hardly bring herself to care anymore. She welcomed death, and hated herself for it. For the utter selfishness of it. If only her friends, who she did not deserve, could see to what extent she was subverting their expectations now thei
ZaDr - TouchTitle: TouchZaDr - Touch9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Warning(s): Shounen-ai, intergalactic love
Summary: A story inspired by my ZaDr fanart "ZaDr - shoujo style". Zim doesn't know about human affections and how intimate a touch can be. Dib decides to show him. Story for ~Yakushi
Hands. Sensations. Nerves connecting to a central core. Sending pleasurably messages to one's body.
Lips, soft, wet, chapped, burned, swollen. Delicious sweet lingering feelings that make one dizzy.
Warmth, a momentum of heat radiant heat from another's body. Waves of comfort.
Emotions, in every color shape and size.
Touches, the very feeling of intimacy and love.
Zim does not understand these…human things. Like the touching. What meaning does touching someone else have? Do touches not usually lead to pain and bleeding?
Blinking large red eyes at the TV he couldn't help but feel slightly perturbed by this. What was it like. To be touched and yet not scream out in agony or fear. He growled at his 'w