Song Of SigynSo it came that Loki, once again, travelled the way to Jotunheim, as he had done it quite a few times before. His reasons for leaving Asgard were numerous, the main one, though, might have been the same as usual.Song Of Sigyn6 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Getting his mind off things, one way or the other.
He wandered the dark wasteland that was Jotunheim with no actual direction anywhere, yet he wound up at a place familiar.
It has been a while since you graced us with a visit., Utgard-Loki, the uncrowned king of giants, greeted him as the smaller Loki set foot into Utgard-Keep.
It may surprise you to hear, but I've hardly been a welcome guest in these halls ever since you set up these contests of yours.
Why, pray tell what brings you here then?
It wasn't until several horns of mead and mugs of ale later that the Loki of Asgard started to tell freely about the reasons of his travel, starting to nag about the other gods and giving his namesake a good laugh:
omg lol"omg lol w8 4 meh!1" cried Wendy as she hastily grabbed her textbook and slammed her locker door shut. The second bell had rung five minutes ago, and her two friends were already across the hallway. They stood in front of a door with a sign that read "chatsp33k". Mary Beth, the eldest of Wendy's little posse, waved her hot pink painted fingers at Wendy.omg lol10 years ago in Scraps More Like This
"hurry!!11! were l8 lol," she beckoned.
"im coming lol," said Wendy. She trotted down the hall towards the two, who were already heading through the door into the Chatspeak classroom. Wendy panted as she took her seat, which was located directly in front of Mr. Parsley's desk, the Chatspeak instructor.
"u 3 r l8 AGAIN1!" said Mr. Parsley. "wot do i have 2 do 2 get u 3 to com ein on tyme?"
"sry," apologized the three girls.
Mr. Parsley scoffed. "nevre let i thapen a gain." He cleared his throat. "now, az i wuz saying b4 teh interupshon, did every1 turn in teh homwork form last nite?"
Everyone in the class, except for the three girls, who
WAFFLE Zombie Survival GuideWAFFLE Zombie Survival Guide11 years ago in Scraps More Like This
This guide will help you stay alive in the event of a zombie attack. I don't want anyone skimming, if you plan not to read every word of this 5-page document (it's not long, half of it is lists!) then I don't want you reading it because you won't get all the humor out of it. With that said...
• Learn to spot a Zombie
• Escape Plan
• Find back-up
• Where to hide
• How to build a good barricade
• If the Zombies break in
• Re-escape plan
• So you survived your first Zombie attack...
• Fun with Zombies
Step 1: Learn To Spot A Zombie. The defining features of a Zombie are as follows:
~ Pale skin
~ Obvious spider veins
~ Inability to form a sentence
~ May be covered in blood
~ May be missing limbs
~ Blank stare
~ Glazed-over eyes
~ May appear drunk, but cannot drive
~ Seem to have an insatiable urge to grab and gnaw you
~ May have exposed brain matter
~ Their mouths will hang open if they hav