Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 4"I think we're lost."
"We're not lost just... taking a scenic detour!"
"You're holding the map upside down."
"Your face is upside down!"
"That doesn't even make any sense!"
"Um, excuse me? Do you know the way to Canterlot Palace?"
Pewdie and Luna stopped arguing and looked down at the little filly. She was blue and had a british accent. "I'm here to deliver Princess Celestia news on the going ons in Trottingham."
"Oh, yes. The palace is right over there." Luna pointed out the palace, and the little filly trotted away. Then, it dawned on her.
"We haven't even left Canterlot yet."
Pewdiepie grinned sheepishly, then the two continued on their adventure, heading off down the mountain.
Rarity awoke one fine morning, took a shower, found her hairbrush with relative ease, and styled her hair. She made herself some breakfast, and then sat down at her table, where Derpy sat, holding a muffin.
"EEEK! Derpy! Don't scare me like that!"
Derpy smiled. "Terribly sorry, Miss Rarity, but I must ask you
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 7Luna dragged the ramblin Pewdiepony through the corridors. "Corridors! I hate corridors!" He was yelling. Stephano lay on Pewdie's back.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 71 year ago in Introductions & Chapters
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"Luna, where are we going?"
"To Fried Chicken land, Stephano, duh," Pewdie answered, trying to eat his own hoof. Luna grit her teeth. Pewdie was cute crazy at first, but now he was more annoying than a hetalia fangirl shipping the United States and Britain.
"Well, obviously not, Pewdie, because Fried Chicken land would be-"
"SHUT UP!" Luna yelled, throwing Pewdie and Stephano against the wall. "I'M TRYING TO COME UP WITH A PLAN HERE, AND YOU MORONS ARE MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE!"
"In my defense, boobs." Luna stomped on Pewdie's neck, causing him to have a mini seizure in an attempt to not die. Luna put her hoof up to her head and rubbed her temples.
"Pewdie, I don't know what caused you to become so crazy, but if I recall correctly, somewhere down here is a fountain that can cure ailments of any kind. I'm going to bring you to it, and then we can continue
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 1Pewdiepie woke up one fine morning to find himself tied to a cavern wall.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters
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"So, this is how we're goin' to start off the day, huh?"
Wiggling around, he had no luck trying to escape from the flimsy plastic that bound him. "Well dahm. I wish I had worked out a bit more now."
Looking down he found himself to be a pony.
"Hey! That's funny because I did an amnesia custom story about-"
"SHUT THE F**K UP!" yelled a pony that sounded a lot like Tobuscus.
"Oh, hey Tobuscus."
"Pewdiepie? Is that you?" The Tobuscus pony looked Pewdiepie up and down. "Jesus, you look like sh*t!"
Pewdiepie looked himself over. He did not look like any sort of fecal matter, but rather like a slightly beat up pony from the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Television Show. He proceeded to point this out to Tobuscus.
"I don't look like any sort of fecal matter, but rather like-"
"I know, I know. I read the narration."
"Foreshadowing. Anyway, do you have any idea why we're down here?"
"Well, I would think we w
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 5AUTHOR'S NOTEPewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 51 year ago in Introductions & Chapters
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We've recently received a complaint about how random we are. Well, we're sorry. Have a duck.
Pewdiepie sat in the clearing where the old stallion had moved the Princess of the Night. Sitting by the campfire he had made, he noticed there was no moon.
"Oh crap, that's right, Luna told me she rose the moon."
That's not the only thing she raises, giggetty.
"Shat ahp, perverted thoughts."
Pewdiepie looked up at the moonless sky.
"Whell, it cahn't be THAT hard to raise the moon." Focusing all of his energy and might into raising the celestial body, slowly, the moon began to rise.
"Hey! I did it!"
Then, the moon came crashing down. Pewdiepie heard things break.
Luna slowly opened her eyes. "Huh? Link? Is that you? Why are you rubbing my wings?"
Pewdiepie gave Luna an odd look as she awoke. Looking around, the midnight blue alicorn princess began to blush. "Um... anything I might have said while I was asleep doesn't convaay any messages into real life, ok?"
Pewdiepie in Equestria: FinalPewdiepie recklessly sped down the hill, somehow pedalling despite the fact that he was currently an equine.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Final1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters
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"ELIJAH!" A voice yelled from the sky. "GO TO BED!"
"Shut up, mom! I'm writing about a swedish video gamer in the universe of my little pony!"
Elijah's mother did not respond to this, and instead went to her medicine cabinet to consume multiple types of pills. Pewdiepony pedaled down the hill regardless, and Derpy followed.
"Damn it Pewdie, just give up already!" Derpy screamed, pedaling faster than before.
"No! The barrels must die!"
Derpy considered her options as the two sped down the hill. "I'll give you this candy bar I found."
Pewdiepie began to sweat. A whole candy bar? Just for him? This offer was almost too good to pass up...
"Huh? Where are we?" Luna's eyes fluttered open, and the alicorn princess looked around in a confused state. She looked at Pewdiepie, then Derpy, then the bike, then back at Pewdiepie, then over at a conspicuously Lyra-shaped Meatball, then back at
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 12Pewdie and Stephano ran screaming down the hall from Luna when their progress was conveniently impeded by a wall.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 121 year ago in Introductions & Chapters
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"Ow!" Pewdie rubbed his forehead in pain. "How could I have not noticed that? I was looking at it the whole time!"
Luna similar didn't see the wall so plainly laid out before her, and smashed into it at a high velocity. Pewdiepie couldn't help but laugh a bit at this, until the wall in which Luna had smashed into opened up.
"Oh hey, it's like some sort of secret passage or something!"
"Oh really, genius?" Stephano said sarcastically.
"Stephano, your negative attitude isn't hel-" Pewdiepony began, but was stopped by Stephano putting a minute golden finger up to his mouth.
"Shhh... no more tears... only sleep now..."
"What the fahk are you doing, Stephano?"
Luna, rubbing her head and moaning, stood up, no longer witchified. Taking a look down the passage, the alicorn princess gasped.
Pewdiepie looked over. "What is it, Luna?"
Luna's face was solemn. "This is the passage of Co
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 8Luna crumpled up the piece of paper and promptly ate it. Lyra stared in utter disbelief at the princess.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 81 year ago in Introductions & Chapters
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"Um, why did you just-"
Luna broke down into tears. "Sometimes, Celestia hits me, and I eat to solve all my problems. I'm such a fat whore, I know!"
Lyra slowly backed away. "Well, that escalated quickly."
Luna immediately recovered for story convenience and got back on track. "Anyway, let's go save Pewdiepony!"
"You know, we switch back and forth from 'PewdiePIE and PiewdiePONY, it might confuse-" Luna hurled a potato into Lyra's snout.
"Quiet woman! We must save Pewdiepie before it's too late!"
"See, you did it again, now I think that's-" A rubber chicken smashed into Lyra's face.
"AGAIN, with the talking..."
Lyra gave Luna a hurt look. "Why do you do this to me, I mean I don't-" Luna began sobbing again, embracing Lyra.
"I'm sorry! It's just that back when I was dating Discord-"
"You dated Discord?"
"Foreshadowing. Anyway, Tia stole him away from me, then stole my lunch money!" L
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 9Pewdiepie and Stephano raced down the hallway, with McPixel hot on their trail. Eventually, the three reached a large iron door.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 91 year ago in Introductions & Chapters
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"Farewell, Pewdie," McPixel said with a bow. "For others are in need of my assistance." He donned a pirate hat, consumed a bottle of rum, and collapsed. Pewdie shed a single tear.
"Farewell, McPixel... until we meet again." Pewdiepie open the iron door, and walked into the cobblestone corridor that lay beyond. Reaching the end of the hall, he saw Luna sobbing on the floor.
"Man, if Rainbow Dash were here, she'd be so turned on right now..." Pewdie gave Stephano a horrified look.
"What the fuck, Stephano, why would you even say that?"
"Well, it's true! Crying is one of Dashie's fetishes!"
Pewdiepony raised an eyebrow at the figurine. "And you would know this how?"
The golden figurine was silent. Pewdiepie stared at him for a few seconds, then turned back to Luna. "Luna, what's wrong?"
Luna sobbed. "I killed my mother!"
"HOLEE SHIT YOU KILLED LAUREN FAUST?"