Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 4"I think we're lost."
"We're not lost just... taking a scenic detour!"
"You're holding the map upside down."
"Your face is upside down!"
"That doesn't even make any sense!"
"Um, excuse me? Do you know the way to Canterlot Palace?"
Pewdie and Luna stopped arguing and looked down at the little filly. She was blue and had a british accent. "I'm here to deliver Princess Celestia news on the going ons in Trottingham."
"Oh, yes. The palace is right over there." Luna pointed out the palace, and the little filly trotted away. Then, it dawned on her.
"We haven't even left Canterlot yet."
Pewdiepie grinned sheepishly, then the two continued on their adventure, heading off down the mountain.
Rarity awoke one fine morning, took a shower, found her hairbrush with relative ease, and styled her hair. She made herself some breakfast, and then sat down at her table, where Derpy sat, holding a muffin.
"EEEK! Derpy! Don't scare me like that!"
Derpy smiled. "Terribly sorry, Miss Rarity, but I must ask you
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 3Pewdiepie walked through the Palace doors. "Oh god, I have a bad experience with castles." Looking to his left, he saw a suit of armour that would have fit a pony quite well.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"UNTRUSTED STATUE!" Pewdiepie grabbed a helmet and threw it at the wall. Meanwhile, Princess Celestia stared at him awkwardly while he did this to the rest of the statues in the hall.
"Um, Luna? Some pony is picking up our statue heads and throwing them everywhere." Luna stopped right in her tracks. She was in the middle of a Nex raid... but if there was somepony throwing helmets around...
Pewdiepie looked up to see a blue alicorn fly close to the speed of light directly into him. "WHADDAFUQ?"
Luna tackled the youtube star and hugged him. "First Smosh, and now you! This has been a fabulous week!" Pewdiepie squeaked as he felt the life being squeezed out of him.
"Can't... breath... life force... fading..." Pewdiepie gasped as Luna's grasp became tighter.
"Oh! Sorry." Luna released Pewdiepie, and he fel
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 2After sitting through a terrible lecture on why destroying every barrel in town, Pewdiepie came to one conclusion. THEY ALL WORKED FOR THE BARRELS. He had to find a way to stop this madness. But how?Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Pewdiepie ran directly back to the cottage where he had been held captive for the first time. Many years of gaming had taught him to look for items he may have missed near the spawn point. Perhaps someone had left money laying out that he could take, free of any sort of retaliation whatsoever.
Upon reaching the cottage, he saw Ian and Anthony sitting upon a half-eaten couch.
"Well, we could hang out with Pewdiepie, he seems-"
Ian punched Anthony in the face. "NO! HE WANTS TO TAKE LORETTA AWAY FROM ME AND DO BAD THINGS TO HER!"
Anthony rubbed his face where Ian had smashed his hoof into it. "Yeah, I don't think being in a relationship with a barrel is too healthy, anyway-"
Another punch to the face greeted him.
"OW! Dude, come on!"
Ian was seething. "Why can't you just let me and Loretta be
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 1Pewdiepie woke up one fine morning to find himself tied to a cavern wall.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"So, this is how we're goin' to start off the day, huh?"
Wiggling around, he had no luck trying to escape from the flimsy plastic that bound him. "Well dahm. I wish I had worked out a bit more now."
Looking down he found himself to be a pony.
"Hey! That's funny because I did an amnesia custom story about-"
"SHUT THE F**K UP!" yelled a pony that sounded a lot like Tobuscus.
"Oh, hey Tobuscus."
"Pewdiepie? Is that you?" The Tobuscus pony looked Pewdiepie up and down. "Jesus, you look like sh*t!"
Pewdiepie looked himself over. He did not look like any sort of fecal matter, but rather like a slightly beat up pony from the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Television Show. He proceeded to point this out to Tobuscus.
"I don't look like any sort of fecal matter, but rather like-"
"I know, I know. I read the narration."
"Foreshadowing. Anyway, do you have any idea why we're down here?"
"Well, I would think we w
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 7Luna dragged the ramblin Pewdiepony through the corridors. "Corridors! I hate corridors!" He was yelling. Stephano lay on Pewdie's back.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 73 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Luna, where are we going?"
"To Fried Chicken land, Stephano, duh," Pewdie answered, trying to eat his own hoof. Luna grit her teeth. Pewdie was cute crazy at first, but now he was more annoying than a hetalia fangirl shipping the United States and Britain.
"Well, obviously not, Pewdie, because Fried Chicken land would be-"
"SHUT UP!" Luna yelled, throwing Pewdie and Stephano against the wall. "I'M TRYING TO COME UP WITH A PLAN HERE, AND YOU MORONS ARE MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE!"
"In my defense, boobs." Luna stomped on Pewdie's neck, causing him to have a mini seizure in an attempt to not die. Luna put her hoof up to her head and rubbed her temples.
"Pewdie, I don't know what caused you to become so crazy, but if I recall correctly, somewhere down here is a fountain that can cure ailments of any kind. I'm going to bring you to it, and then we can continue
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 10Pewdiepie groaned, and looked around. He was laying on the floor of an empty, white room.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 102 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Ok, what the hell is going on?" Looking to his left, he saw Luna eating a sandwich.
"Hmmm... we appear to be in the deepest, darkest recesses of Luna's mind. I must observe to become..." Pewdiepie put on a pair of glasses. "Scientist Pewds!"
Luna took another bite out of the sandwich. "Yes... the way she chews it slower then she breaths indicates that she had some sort of childhood trauma..."
Luna paused for a second, then took another bite. "Yes... yes... the way you pause for second indicates that you were abused by someone close to you..."
Luna looked like she was about to take another bite, then broke down crying. "Oh Faust... the memories... why did you do that to me, Tia? What did I ever do to you?" The midnight blue alicorn continued to blubber as Pewdiepony shook his head sadly.
"Damn... and I was on a role there... too bad Luna stopped before she could give me any more information."
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 5AUTHOR'S NOTEPewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
We've recently received a complaint about how random we are. Well, we're sorry. Have a duck.
Pewdiepie sat in the clearing where the old stallion had moved the Princess of the Night. Sitting by the campfire he had made, he noticed there was no moon.
"Oh crap, that's right, Luna told me she rose the moon."
That's not the only thing she raises, giggetty.
"Shat ahp, perverted thoughts."
Pewdiepie looked up at the moonless sky.
"Whell, it cahn't be THAT hard to raise the moon." Focusing all of his energy and might into raising the celestial body, slowly, the moon began to rise.
"Hey! I did it!"
Then, the moon came crashing down. Pewdiepie heard things break.
Luna slowly opened her eyes. "Huh? Link? Is that you? Why are you rubbing my wings?"
Pewdiepie gave Luna an odd look as she awoke. Looking around, the midnight blue alicorn princess began to blush. "Um... anything I might have said while I was asleep doesn't convaay any messages into real life, ok?"
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 6Pewdiepie slowly turned around to the Bro with its hideous grimace drooling all over him.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 63 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Seriously, Bro, you take it too fast. Dinner and a movie first."
Luna smiled. "I admire your ability to stay calm in the face of danger."
Something in Pewdiepie's mind clicked. "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT HELPING ME FIGHT THIS?"
Luna shrugged. "I dunno. I want to see how you react in this situation." Pewdie facehoofed.
"I hate you- AAGH!" The Bro had slashed the poor unicorn across the face. "AH! FUCKEDY FUCK FUCK! FUUUUCK! OH GOD- mmm, dat ass!" The Bro finished mangling Pewdiepony and left. Luna couldn't help but laugh a bit at this. "Oh sure, so it's real funny when get mangled by a hideous monster, but when a spider crawls into your sleeping bag..."
Luna glared. "That was a very harrowing, Pewdie. Don't take spiders lightly. Let me tell you a story about spiders. One nightmare night, Twilight Sparkle..."
Pewdiepony groaned. After listening to the alicorn ramble for nearly an hour, Pe
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 13Pewdiepony and Luna slowly traversed the hallowed halls of the Passage of Convenient Sacrifice. At the end of the hallway, a golden light glowed, shining them down in beautiful light.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 132 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Actually, I think that's radiation."
The two ponies entered the room where the magnificent barrel killing artifact lay on its pedestal. A chair was on the left side of the room, while on the right side was a comfortable appearing cushion and a very spiky looking cactus.
The magnificent weapon was simply a Nokia phone duct-taped to a stick.
Pewdiepie's eyes shined. "Its... bootiful..." The gamer walked slowly to the artifact, and gave it a tender kiss. Then, he began to run his tongue up and down the wooden stick.
"That is so hot." Luna drooled as she watched this erotic spectacle, and her hoof began to slowly travel towards the dark side of the moon(if you know what I mean). Just then, a small trapdoor opened from the ceiling, and a grey mare landed with a painful thump right on the cactus.
"God damn bro
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 9Pewdiepie and Stephano raced down the hallway, with McPixel hot on their trail. Eventually, the three reached a large iron door.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 92 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Farewell, Pewdie," McPixel said with a bow. "For others are in need of my assistance." He donned a pirate hat, consumed a bottle of rum, and collapsed. Pewdie shed a single tear.
"Farewell, McPixel... until we meet again." Pewdiepie open the iron door, and walked into the cobblestone corridor that lay beyond. Reaching the end of the hall, he saw Luna sobbing on the floor.
"Man, if Rainbow Dash were here, she'd be so turned on right now..." Pewdie gave Stephano a horrified look.
"What the fuck, Stephano, why would you even say that?"
"Well, it's true! Crying is one of Dashie's fetishes!"
Pewdiepony raised an eyebrow at the figurine. "And you would know this how?"
The golden figurine was silent. Pewdiepie stared at him for a few seconds, then turned back to Luna. "Luna, what's wrong?"
Luna sobbed. "I killed my mother!"
"HOLEE SHIT YOU KILLED LAUREN FAUST?"
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 12Pewdie and Stephano ran screaming down the hall from Luna when their progress was conveniently impeded by a wall.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 122 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Ow!" Pewdie rubbed his forehead in pain. "How could I have not noticed that? I was looking at it the whole time!"
Luna similar didn't see the wall so plainly laid out before her, and smashed into it at a high velocity. Pewdiepie couldn't help but laugh a bit at this, until the wall in which Luna had smashed into opened up.
"Oh hey, it's like some sort of secret passage or something!"
"Oh really, genius?" Stephano said sarcastically.
"Stephano, your negative attitude isn't hel-" Pewdiepony began, but was stopped by Stephano putting a minute golden finger up to his mouth.
"Shhh... no more tears... only sleep now..."
"What the fahk are you doing, Stephano?"
Luna, rubbing her head and moaning, stood up, no longer witchified. Taking a look down the passage, the alicorn princess gasped.
Pewdiepie looked over. "What is it, Luna?"
Luna's face was solemn. "This is the passage of Co
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 8Luna crumpled up the piece of paper and promptly ate it. Lyra stared in utter disbelief at the princess.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 82 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Um, why did you just-"
Luna broke down into tears. "Sometimes, Celestia hits me, and I eat to solve all my problems. I'm such a fat whore, I know!"
Lyra slowly backed away. "Well, that escalated quickly."
Luna immediately recovered for story convenience and got back on track. "Anyway, let's go save Pewdiepony!"
"You know, we switch back and forth from 'PewdiePIE and PiewdiePONY, it might confuse-" Luna hurled a potato into Lyra's snout.
"Quiet woman! We must save Pewdiepie before it's too late!"
"See, you did it again, now I think that's-" A rubber chicken smashed into Lyra's face.
"AGAIN, with the talking..."
Lyra gave Luna a hurt look. "Why do you do this to me, I mean I don't-" Luna began sobbing again, embracing Lyra.
"I'm sorry! It's just that back when I was dating Discord-"
"You dated Discord?"
"Foreshadowing. Anyway, Tia stole him away from me, then stole my lunch money!" L
Pewdiepie in Equestria: FinalPewdiepie recklessly sped down the hill, somehow pedalling despite the fact that he was currently an equine.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Final2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"ELIJAH!" A voice yelled from the sky. "GO TO BED!"
"Shut up, mom! I'm writing about a swedish video gamer in the universe of my little pony!"
Elijah's mother did not respond to this, and instead went to her medicine cabinet to consume multiple types of pills. Pewdiepony pedaled down the hill regardless, and Derpy followed.
"Damn it Pewdie, just give up already!" Derpy screamed, pedaling faster than before.
"No! The barrels must die!"
Derpy considered her options as the two sped down the hill. "I'll give you this candy bar I found."
Pewdiepie began to sweat. A whole candy bar? Just for him? This offer was almost too good to pass up...
"Huh? Where are we?" Luna's eyes fluttered open, and the alicorn princess looked around in a confused state. She looked at Pewdiepie, then Derpy, then the bike, then back at Pewdiepie, then over at a conspicuously Lyra-shaped Meatball, then back at
Storm over Appleloosa Ch. 1"You're asking me to work with these guys?!" Rainbow Dash, a light-blue, pegasus pony with a rainbow-colored mane and tail shouted in utter shock.Storm over Appleloosa Ch. 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"You're asking us to work with her?" two male pegasi ponies stated at the same time, talking for themselves and one other. There third pegasus would've spoken as well, but was never one to speak much anyway.
The three male pegasi in question are former classmates of Rainbow Dash back in Junior Flight Camp. They had met again for a couple of brief moment during the Best Young Flyer competition. One was a dark brown colored one with a rather light brown colored main that was fashioned like bangs over his eyes, and had a dumb-bell for a cutie-mark. The second was orange colored with a brown mane, which seemed to cover his eyes rather easily, with three basketballs as a mark. The last was a rather portly grey pegasus with black hair, and three footballs as a mark. Their names respectively were, Billy, Hoops, and Score.
All four were standing inf
If Smosh Were Ponies: Chapter 12Boxman sat alone. He had been forgotten by his friends, Ian and Anthony, never to been seen again. Boxman's era was up, so now he was committing suicide in the most horrible manner possible. He was going to watch a Jersey Shore marathon. FOR ONE HOUR STRAIGHT.If Smosh Were Ponies: Chapter 123 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Why would one choose such a horrible fate? We may nevver know, but fortunatly, someone stopped in to save him, right as he was about to press the button whoch would have caused his horrible demise.
"Boxman! I need you!" Elijah grabbed the boxed man and threw him through a random portal.
"Why the hell do you need me?" Boxman felt a little bit of joy ignite in his long dead heart.
"I'm running out of ideas, so, I thought I'd take a page from The Simpson's book and just put in a bunch of celeb cameos!"
Boxman felt the small bit of joy be brutally murdered. He stared at the ponies that had congregated around him.
"You want me to sing a song, don't you?"
The ponies nodded their heads.
Boxman jumped to his feet.
Rainbow Wings Chapter OneChapter One Rainbow DashRainbow Wings Chapter One3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Rainbow Dash opened her eyes groggily. Slowly she focused to see her cloud room. This was an un-normal sight, at least for these past few days. She turned over facing the end table next to her bed. She then slowly brought her front legs off the bed. Once touching the ground her dazed sleep was surpassed by pain. She began to feel all the aches of yesterday flow back into her, but she was having trouble remembering what had happened the other day.
Then she remembered. The past few days were probably the busiest of her life due to the royal wedding. For the couple of days that began her trip she was constantly practicing her sonic rainboom. Not only did she have Princess Cadance and Shining Armor counting on her, but Princess Celestia asked her specifically in the first place to pull it off. Fortunately when it came down to it Adrenalin was already pumping through Rainbow Dash making it easy, but she had still practiced for many days prior.
Not only had th
Keeping Secrets: Chapter 1Keeping Secrets: Chapter 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Soarin'!" the captain of the Wonderbolts, Spitfire, called out. The yellow Pegasus with a fiery orange mane was getting really impatient with the delay for practice that day. And she was about to rout out the cause of the delay.
"Yes captain?" Soarin' asked.
"Where in the hay is Rainbow Dash?!" Spitfire asked. "I told you both that just because Scootaloo has school off today doesn't mean you two can skip practice to spend some time with her!"
"I'm right here you know," the Pegasus filly said. Scootaloo was watching the Wonderbolts from afar getting ready to enjoy seeing their awesome tricks. Because Scootaloo was adopted by Rainbow Dash, she got to see the Wonderbolts practice every once in a while. Yet even after seeing them do tricks several times it still hasn't gotten old for Scootaloo.
To answer Spitfire's question Soarin' said, "Well Rainbow Dash was still asleep when I got up this morning. I let her sleep because she usually has to get up early in the mornings to take Scootaloo
Transformers: Equestria - Chapter 1It was Equestria's most important event, a night filled with joy and happiness. That was her chance to meet up with those she had always dreamed of joining. Yes. It was them, the best flyers in the country. She was very happy and excited to meet up with them, to tell them about how honored she was to have a talk with them. Who knew? Maybe they would let her in. She was absolutely positive that they'd let her in, especially that the princess, in her letter to Twilight, said that she would perform a sonic rainboom, and since the team would be there, they'd surely watch her doing it and automatically sign her in. The Wonderbolts, her dream team, would be there, and she'd be able to show them how capable she was. What else could be better? Surely nothing to her. Among them, though, there was one in particular whom she had a great interest on meeting and knowing more about: Soarin.Transformers: Equestria - Chapter 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The changelings, along with their queen, were banished by the power of love, the seventh element of harmony. N
Something in the Mist Part 1Rainbow Dash's protectorSomething in the Mist Part 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"One two three four five clear!" as the Doctor tried to get Rainbow Dash heart working again. She had been the tragic victim of Pinkie Pie horrific crime she was nearly dead but not quite when her friends came running after hearing about her disappearance.
"I cannot watch this anymore". Sobbed Fluttershy looking away. Nopony knew why Pinkie Pie had done it some people say she was possessed others say that she was mentally disturbed either way it had left many ponies saddened.
Pinkie had took many lives away a pony called violet was the first a young filly that used to attend Applebloom school, the second victim was a Pegasus called Sunny shores and many after that.
"Ok one last try," said the doctor as he moped his forehead with a wipe " One two three four five clear." as he zapped a bolt of energy to try to kick start her heart. Success her heart had started to beat on it's own "Well she sure is a fighter." Said the doctor as he closed her up.
Rainbow in the sky: Chapter 4Rainbow in the sky: Chapter 42 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 4: A day at the beach
Being a member of the weather ponies wasn't an easy job although most of the ponies didn't know it. For most citizens it was only natural that the sky was already prepared for the daily weather when the sun announced the beginning of a new day. Moreover pushing fluffy and light clouds or bringing little rain clouds didn't look difficult either for them. It seemed trivial and so most ponies didn't even pay much attention to the sky and when they saw Rainbow Dash napping they just thought the Pegasus mare was being lazy again. The truth however was the completely opposite.
Although the main weather for all of Equestria was planned by the weather factory in Cloudsdale each country had to made their own plans of how to organize the weather of their country. Sunny days, a little storm and even rainbows had to be planned and organized by the captain of each country's weather team. For Ponyville this task was part of Rainbow Dash's job. At the beginning of