Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 4"I think we're lost."
"We're not lost just... taking a scenic detour!"
"You're holding the map upside down."
"Your face is upside down!"
"That doesn't even make any sense!"
"Um, excuse me? Do you know the way to Canterlot Palace?"
Pewdie and Luna stopped arguing and looked down at the little filly. She was blue and had a british accent. "I'm here to deliver Princess Celestia news on the going ons in Trottingham."
"Oh, yes. The palace is right over there." Luna pointed out the palace, and the little filly trotted away. Then, it dawned on her.
"We haven't even left Canterlot yet."
Pewdiepie grinned sheepishly, then the two continued on their adventure, heading off down the mountain.
Rarity awoke one fine morning, took a shower, found her hairbrush with relative ease, and styled her hair. She made herself some breakfast, and then sat down at her table, where Derpy sat, holding a muffin.
"EEEK! Derpy! Don't scare me like that!"
Derpy smiled. "Terribly sorry, Miss Rarity, but I must ask you
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 3Pewdiepie walked through the Palace doors. "Oh god, I have a bad experience with castles." Looking to his left, he saw a suit of armour that would have fit a pony quite well.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"UNTRUSTED STATUE!" Pewdiepie grabbed a helmet and threw it at the wall. Meanwhile, Princess Celestia stared at him awkwardly while he did this to the rest of the statues in the hall.
"Um, Luna? Some pony is picking up our statue heads and throwing them everywhere." Luna stopped right in her tracks. She was in the middle of a Nex raid... but if there was somepony throwing helmets around...
Pewdiepie looked up to see a blue alicorn fly close to the speed of light directly into him. "WHADDAFUQ?"
Luna tackled the youtube star and hugged him. "First Smosh, and now you! This has been a fabulous week!" Pewdiepie squeaked as he felt the life being squeezed out of him.
"Can't... breath... life force... fading..." Pewdiepie gasped as Luna's grasp became tighter.
"Oh! Sorry." Luna released Pewdiepie, and he fel
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 2After sitting through a terrible lecture on why destroying every barrel in town, Pewdiepie came to one conclusion. THEY ALL WORKED FOR THE BARRELS. He had to find a way to stop this madness. But how?Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Pewdiepie ran directly back to the cottage where he had been held captive for the first time. Many years of gaming had taught him to look for items he may have missed near the spawn point. Perhaps someone had left money laying out that he could take, free of any sort of retaliation whatsoever.
Upon reaching the cottage, he saw Ian and Anthony sitting upon a half-eaten couch.
"Well, we could hang out with Pewdiepie, he seems-"
Ian punched Anthony in the face. "NO! HE WANTS TO TAKE LORETTA AWAY FROM ME AND DO BAD THINGS TO HER!"
Anthony rubbed his face where Ian had smashed his hoof into it. "Yeah, I don't think being in a relationship with a barrel is too healthy, anyway-"
Another punch to the face greeted him.
"OW! Dude, come on!"
Ian was seething. "Why can't you just let me and Loretta be
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 1Pewdiepie woke up one fine morning to find himself tied to a cavern wall.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"So, this is how we're goin' to start off the day, huh?"
Wiggling around, he had no luck trying to escape from the flimsy plastic that bound him. "Well dahm. I wish I had worked out a bit more now."
Looking down he found himself to be a pony.
"Hey! That's funny because I did an amnesia custom story about-"
"SHUT THE F**K UP!" yelled a pony that sounded a lot like Tobuscus.
"Oh, hey Tobuscus."
"Pewdiepie? Is that you?" The Tobuscus pony looked Pewdiepie up and down. "Jesus, you look like sh*t!"
Pewdiepie looked himself over. He did not look like any sort of fecal matter, but rather like a slightly beat up pony from the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Television Show. He proceeded to point this out to Tobuscus.
"I don't look like any sort of fecal matter, but rather like-"
"I know, I know. I read the narration."
"Foreshadowing. Anyway, do you have any idea why we're down here?"
"Well, I would think we w
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 7Luna dragged the ramblin Pewdiepony through the corridors. "Corridors! I hate corridors!" He was yelling. Stephano lay on Pewdie's back.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 73 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Luna, where are we going?"
"To Fried Chicken land, Stephano, duh," Pewdie answered, trying to eat his own hoof. Luna grit her teeth. Pewdie was cute crazy at first, but now he was more annoying than a hetalia fangirl shipping the United States and Britain.
"Well, obviously not, Pewdie, because Fried Chicken land would be-"
"SHUT UP!" Luna yelled, throwing Pewdie and Stephano against the wall. "I'M TRYING TO COME UP WITH A PLAN HERE, AND YOU MORONS ARE MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE!"
"In my defense, boobs." Luna stomped on Pewdie's neck, causing him to have a mini seizure in an attempt to not die. Luna put her hoof up to her head and rubbed her temples.
"Pewdie, I don't know what caused you to become so crazy, but if I recall correctly, somewhere down here is a fountain that can cure ailments of any kind. I'm going to bring you to it, and then we can continue
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 10Pewdiepie groaned, and looked around. He was laying on the floor of an empty, white room.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 103 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Ok, what the hell is going on?" Looking to his left, he saw Luna eating a sandwich.
"Hmmm... we appear to be in the deepest, darkest recesses of Luna's mind. I must observe to become..." Pewdiepie put on a pair of glasses. "Scientist Pewds!"
Luna took another bite out of the sandwich. "Yes... the way she chews it slower then she breaths indicates that she had some sort of childhood trauma..."
Luna paused for a second, then took another bite. "Yes... yes... the way you pause for second indicates that you were abused by someone close to you..."
Luna looked like she was about to take another bite, then broke down crying. "Oh Faust... the memories... why did you do that to me, Tia? What did I ever do to you?" The midnight blue alicorn continued to blubber as Pewdiepony shook his head sadly.
"Damn... and I was on a role there... too bad Luna stopped before she could give me any more information."
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 5AUTHOR'S NOTEPewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
We've recently received a complaint about how random we are. Well, we're sorry. Have a duck.
Pewdiepie sat in the clearing where the old stallion had moved the Princess of the Night. Sitting by the campfire he had made, he noticed there was no moon.
"Oh crap, that's right, Luna told me she rose the moon."
That's not the only thing she raises, giggetty.
"Shat ahp, perverted thoughts."
Pewdiepie looked up at the moonless sky.
"Whell, it cahn't be THAT hard to raise the moon." Focusing all of his energy and might into raising the celestial body, slowly, the moon began to rise.
"Hey! I did it!"
Then, the moon came crashing down. Pewdiepie heard things break.
Luna slowly opened her eyes. "Huh? Link? Is that you? Why are you rubbing my wings?"
Pewdiepie gave Luna an odd look as she awoke. Looking around, the midnight blue alicorn princess began to blush. "Um... anything I might have said while I was asleep doesn't convaay any messages into real life, ok?"
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 6Pewdiepie slowly turned around to the Bro with its hideous grimace drooling all over him.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 63 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Seriously, Bro, you take it too fast. Dinner and a movie first."
Luna smiled. "I admire your ability to stay calm in the face of danger."
Something in Pewdiepie's mind clicked. "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT HELPING ME FIGHT THIS?"
Luna shrugged. "I dunno. I want to see how you react in this situation." Pewdie facehoofed.
"I hate you- AAGH!" The Bro had slashed the poor unicorn across the face. "AH! FUCKEDY FUCK FUCK! FUUUUCK! OH GOD- mmm, dat ass!" The Bro finished mangling Pewdiepony and left. Luna couldn't help but laugh a bit at this. "Oh sure, so it's real funny when get mangled by a hideous monster, but when a spider crawls into your sleeping bag..."
Luna glared. "That was a very harrowing, Pewdie. Don't take spiders lightly. Let me tell you a story about spiders. One nightmare night, Twilight Sparkle..."
Pewdiepony groaned. After listening to the alicorn ramble for nearly an hour, Pe
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 13Pewdiepony and Luna slowly traversed the hallowed halls of the Passage of Convenient Sacrifice. At the end of the hallway, a golden light glowed, shining them down in beautiful light.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 133 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Actually, I think that's radiation."
The two ponies entered the room where the magnificent barrel killing artifact lay on its pedestal. A chair was on the left side of the room, while on the right side was a comfortable appearing cushion and a very spiky looking cactus.
The magnificent weapon was simply a Nokia phone duct-taped to a stick.
Pewdiepie's eyes shined. "Its... bootiful..." The gamer walked slowly to the artifact, and gave it a tender kiss. Then, he began to run his tongue up and down the wooden stick.
"That is so hot." Luna drooled as she watched this erotic spectacle, and her hoof began to slowly travel towards the dark side of the moon(if you know what I mean). Just then, a small trapdoor opened from the ceiling, and a grey mare landed with a painful thump right on the cactus.
"God damn bro
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 9Pewdiepie and Stephano raced down the hallway, with McPixel hot on their trail. Eventually, the three reached a large iron door.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 93 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Farewell, Pewdie," McPixel said with a bow. "For others are in need of my assistance." He donned a pirate hat, consumed a bottle of rum, and collapsed. Pewdie shed a single tear.
"Farewell, McPixel... until we meet again." Pewdiepie open the iron door, and walked into the cobblestone corridor that lay beyond. Reaching the end of the hall, he saw Luna sobbing on the floor.
"Man, if Rainbow Dash were here, she'd be so turned on right now..." Pewdie gave Stephano a horrified look.
"What the fuck, Stephano, why would you even say that?"
"Well, it's true! Crying is one of Dashie's fetishes!"
Pewdiepony raised an eyebrow at the figurine. "And you would know this how?"
The golden figurine was silent. Pewdiepie stared at him for a few seconds, then turned back to Luna. "Luna, what's wrong?"
Luna sobbed. "I killed my mother!"
"HOLEE SHIT YOU KILLED LAUREN FAUST?"
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 12Pewdie and Stephano ran screaming down the hall from Luna when their progress was conveniently impeded by a wall.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 123 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Ow!" Pewdie rubbed his forehead in pain. "How could I have not noticed that? I was looking at it the whole time!"
Luna similar didn't see the wall so plainly laid out before her, and smashed into it at a high velocity. Pewdiepie couldn't help but laugh a bit at this, until the wall in which Luna had smashed into opened up.
"Oh hey, it's like some sort of secret passage or something!"
"Oh really, genius?" Stephano said sarcastically.
"Stephano, your negative attitude isn't hel-" Pewdiepony began, but was stopped by Stephano putting a minute golden finger up to his mouth.
"Shhh... no more tears... only sleep now..."
"What the fahk are you doing, Stephano?"
Luna, rubbing her head and moaning, stood up, no longer witchified. Taking a look down the passage, the alicorn princess gasped.
Pewdiepie looked over. "What is it, Luna?"
Luna's face was solemn. "This is the passage of Co
Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 8Luna crumpled up the piece of paper and promptly ate it. Lyra stared in utter disbelief at the princess.Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 83 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Um, why did you just-"
Luna broke down into tears. "Sometimes, Celestia hits me, and I eat to solve all my problems. I'm such a fat whore, I know!"
Lyra slowly backed away. "Well, that escalated quickly."
Luna immediately recovered for story convenience and got back on track. "Anyway, let's go save Pewdiepony!"
"You know, we switch back and forth from 'PewdiePIE and PiewdiePONY, it might confuse-" Luna hurled a potato into Lyra's snout.
"Quiet woman! We must save Pewdiepie before it's too late!"
"See, you did it again, now I think that's-" A rubber chicken smashed into Lyra's face.
"AGAIN, with the talking..."
Lyra gave Luna a hurt look. "Why do you do this to me, I mean I don't-" Luna began sobbing again, embracing Lyra.
"I'm sorry! It's just that back when I was dating Discord-"
"You dated Discord?"
"Foreshadowing. Anyway, Tia stole him away from me, then stole my lunch money!" L
Rainbow Wings Chapter OneChapter One Rainbow DashRainbow Wings Chapter One4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Rainbow Dash opened her eyes groggily. Slowly she focused to see her cloud room. This was an un-normal sight, at least for these past few days. She turned over facing the end table next to her bed. She then slowly brought her front legs off the bed. Once touching the ground her dazed sleep was surpassed by pain. She began to feel all the aches of yesterday flow back into her, but she was having trouble remembering what had happened the other day.
Then she remembered. The past few days were probably the busiest of her life due to the royal wedding. For the couple of days that began her trip she was constantly practicing her sonic rainboom. Not only did she have Princess Cadance and Shining Armor counting on her, but Princess Celestia asked her specifically in the first place to pull it off. Fortunately when it came down to it Adrenalin was already pumping through Rainbow Dash making it easy, but she had still practiced for many days prior.
Not only had th
Storm over Appleloosa Ch. 1"You're asking me to work with these guys?!" Rainbow Dash, a light-blue, pegasus pony with a rainbow-colored mane and tail shouted in utter shock.Storm over Appleloosa Ch. 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"You're asking us to work with her?" two male pegasi ponies stated at the same time, talking for themselves and one other. There third pegasus would've spoken as well, but was never one to speak much anyway.
The three male pegasi in question are former classmates of Rainbow Dash back in Junior Flight Camp. They had met again for a couple of brief moment during the Best Young Flyer competition. One was a dark brown colored one with a rather light brown colored main that was fashioned like bangs over his eyes, and had a dumb-bell for a cutie-mark. The second was orange colored with a brown mane, which seemed to cover his eyes rather easily, with three basketballs as a mark. The last was a rather portly grey pegasus with black hair, and three footballs as a mark. Their names respectively were, Billy, Hoops, and Score.
All four were standing inf
Barren Warren- Ch 3Thank you again to all my readers and reviewers! You guys just make my life so much better!!! And a major thanks to Raven Bloodwolf, who followed me here from the Thor fanfiction section! Nice to see you again!Barren Warren- Ch 33 years ago in Drama More Like This
I don't own Rise of the Guardians and make no money off this. Rated for slightly depressing memories.
After a nice long nap, Jack stretched his limbs and padded his way back to the control room. He didn't bother the egglettes hurrying left and right around the hallways, but managed to find his way back to the control room after a few wrong turns. At least he found the bathroom, library, and what seemed to be a Australian themed dojo. He noticed Bunny standing quietly stiff near the smaller globe as he entered the hectic room.
"Hey, kangaroo."Jack greeted as he approached the rabbit. Bunny smirked as the kid and reached out to ruffle the fur on the top of Jack's head.
"Feelin' more at home, Frostbite?" Bunny inqu
A New Friend Chapter 11Experiencing Harmony Part 3A New Friend Chapter 11Experiencing Harmony Part 32 years ago in Settings More Like This
Sonic X My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: A New Friend
A/N: Hey guys! I'm back. Sorry for wait I've been busy outside my laptop. But now I'm back with a new chapter.
Experiencing Harmony Part 3
"W-what...? What is this?" stammered after his Egg Fighter recovered from the recent blast from Twilight.
Sonic just stood there in curiosity at the six mares, taking notice of their necklaces and crown as they glowed. Now this wouldn't be the first time he's seen glittering jewelry, but he's never seen anything like this.
"Twilight, ya mind explaining what you guys are wearing?" The hedgehog asked in interest.
Celestia stepped forward to the hedgehog with her gaze meeting his.
"Sonic," The princess started. "What these young mares are holding are items of the great importance. They are the most powerful force in all of Equestraia. They are known as the Elements of Harmony."
"Harmony...?" Sonic was more intrigued than before.
"Allow me to elaborate. The Elements of Harmony ar
SorainDashok guys/girls, this is my first story period. So any and all "constructive" criticism would be very helpful. On the other hand I hope you enjoy the story. This is going to be a long drawn out story but it gets a little more uhh... lovey? Next chapter.SorainDash3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from MLP that's Hasbro's job.
It was a sunny day in Cloudsdale, and Soarin was preparing for the young flyers competition, to which he was a judge. He had heard of a up and coming pony from ponyville that he was interested in seeing. He didn't yet have her name or know what she looked like, but had heard of her dangerous feats of spectacles. After taking his mind off the mare he was hoping to see here, he noticed there was still a little while before the competition, so he thought about going out and taking a look at the old city that was his home town. He got of the cushion he was on and went looking for Spitfire his captain. When he finally found her he called her over. "Hey Spit can I go out for a littl
Friendship is Magic, Chapter 1My little Pony: Friendship is MagicFriendship is Magic, Chapter 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Book 1 - A new friend
Chapter 1: A voice in the storm
It was a dark and cold night. Princess Luna had raised the moon and just in time Rainbow Dash and the weather team had finished their preparation for the monthly storm.
After a whole month of sunshine and sometimes a small rainy day it was again time for a storm that would even continue on the following day.
The earth ponies and the unicorns had already prepared the trees, had cleaned up the ground and had brought the smaller and lighter items into their houses. Fluttershy, a shy and caring yellow Pegasus with a pink mane and tail, and some other ponies took care of the animals so that they wouldn't be in danger.
Perfect. Looks like everypony is finished thought the blue Pegasus pony with a rainbow mane and tail. Rainbow Dash, the leader of the weather team in Ponyville, made a last inspection fly to check if everything was in order and everypony had finished their work. After sh
Transformers: Equestria - Chapter 1It was Equestria's most important event, a night filled with joy and happiness. That was her chance to meet up with those she had always dreamed of joining. Yes. It was them, the best flyers in the country. She was very happy and excited to meet up with them, to tell them about how honored she was to have a talk with them. Who knew? Maybe they would let her in. She was absolutely positive that they'd let her in, especially that the princess, in her letter to Twilight, said that she would perform a sonic rainboom, and since the team would be there, they'd surely watch her doing it and automatically sign her in. The Wonderbolts, her dream team, would be there, and she'd be able to show them how capable she was. What else could be better? Surely nothing to her. Among them, though, there was one in particular whom she had a great interest on meeting and knowing more about: Soarin.Transformers: Equestria - Chapter 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The changelings, along with their queen, were banished by the power of love, the seventh element of harmony. N
PxT Date-part 1IT HAS BEEN ABOUT A YEAR SINCE THE DRAGON WARRIOR SILENCED LORD SHEN AND SAVED CHINA, BUT IT HAS BEEN A YEAR OF CONFUSING FOR PO (WANNA KNOW WHY????) EVERY SINCE HIM AND THE FURIOUS FIVE RETURNED TO THEIR BELOVED VALLEY, PO HAS BEEN REAL CLOSE TO TIGRESS...TOO CLOSE (^_^) PO STARTED TO HAVE FEELINGS FOR ONE OF HIS COMMRADS THAT HE JUST CAN'T IGNORE IT. HE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING FOR HER...SOMETHING SPECIAL. WELL...TODAY...HE IS GONNA ASK HER OUT (LET'S HOPE THIS TURNS OUT WELL!!!)PxT Date-part 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
China's sun starts to rise and its rays have given a beautiful glow that laid upon the Valley of Peace. The sun gives the villagers and warriors a wake-up call...all except one person...The Dragon Warrior. By the time the gong chimed, Shifu and the Furious Five were already awake and ready to start their usual morning training.
"Good Morning Shifu," greets the Five
"Good morning everyone, I trust you all slept..." *sigh* "Po is still asleep?" asks Shifu as he points to Po's barrack door.
The Five give a small s