Fun Time - Deadpool X Reader (One-shot!)Fun Time - Deadpool X Reader (One-shot!)7 months ago in Romance More Like This
"God damn this baking stuff. What sane person thought, 'oh let me just throw this flour and water and oil and sugar and baking powder and--"
"Are. You. Kidding. Me. Right. Now." I glare at the hand mixer that had just blown fifty percent of the flour mixture at my face. I angrily wipe my eyes and stomp into the bathroom for a nice, cool shower. Hopefully it'll wash my crankiness off.
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"Thank God for level one on hand mixers."
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"No, played that and got bored... Nope... Hmm, I haven't played you in a while." After I pop in the disk, I hurry back to the pillow fort and crawl under a blanket. I choose my file and stretch my arms and crack my neck, "Let's do this."
"Thirteen down, seven to go," I muffle through the whole cookie in my mouth. I discretely jump from a ten story building with minimum sound to give me away and stab him in the neck, "OOH! That must've hurt bad. Sorry buddy, I'm gonna go ahead and take all your precious belongings now."