Thank The Lord for Pasta! N.Italy x ReaderThe light of the rising sun seeps in through the blinds as Ricky jumps up on your bed and licks your nose. Ricky tells you're not awake by the way you sit there under the sheets. He licks you again, this time on your mouth. Startled, "Ew! Ricky! Nasty!" You sit up and wipe the slobber off your mouth. Picking him up you move him off of your bed and on to the floor. You walk up to the mirror and the hair you pulled back the night before is messy and your bobby pins have fallen out. Pulling them out one by one, you let your hair fall at your shoulders. Fluffing it a little, you walk over to your nightstand and bend over a little. Your red beta fish, Swimmy needs to be fed. Picking up the food can you spin the top off and grab a pinch of fish pellets. You lift the top off the fish tank and sprinkle the pellets in. You close the top and spin the cap to the fish food back on. You lazily walk to the bathroom and pull out your flat iron.Thank The Lord for Pasta! N.Italy x Reader3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Plugging it in you walk back to your room and grab short
Yes. A Mini-Contest!Okay ^^ So there was plenty of interest so there's definitely going to be a mini-contestYes. A Mini-Contest!3 years ago in Personal More Like This
- Keep submissions under 1500 words.
- Only one entry per person.
- As long as they are under 1500 words, existing stories are allowed to be entered.
- People helping out with judging are still allowed to enter, they just won't be able to rank their own entry within their top three.
- There will be a first, second and third place, along with up to runners up depending on how many entries we get.
- If entering lemons, please mark them with a mature content warning, your entry will be disqualified otherwise.
- There's no contest theme, just write ^^ (so long as it's a country reader insert)
- I'll be making a new folder for contest entries. Please submit all entries there
- Please don't hassle judge's or :iconjinyjin: (She's nothing to do with this contest really, I'll be paying for her badges to be used as prizes).
The contest will be ending on the 30th of Se
In case you were in a bad moodhttp://40.media.tumblr.com/3b087b478761e467ab7aab48c259e41e/tumblr_n52w59GqjM1rzw3i7o1_500.pngIn case you were in a bad mood2 months ago in Personal More Like This
That one right above this text made me cry omg
We have this beautiful video:
This is what you call a "broner"
Prussia x Reader x Italy[ since I can't post Anything other than comments and journals while on my iPod you get this reader insert in a journal!! ]Prussia x Reader x Italy3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Prussia x Reader x Italy: Sex Ed. (CRACKEDNESS)
This was inspired by what happened today in my science class XD so enjoy~!
"Oi, _______ did you do Mr.Sydlo's stupid unawesome essay...?"
"Ehh, not really..." You heard the albino sigh irritated, then he started to go off about how unawesome your science class was going to be today.
Then something caught your attention, it was Feli running down the hall way away from Ludwig. He stopped right in front of you, "Ciao bella~!" he pulled you into a hug while Ludwig slowed his pace so he wouldn't run into all of you.
"Don't go off like zhat, Feliciano!" He sighed, "Oh vhy do I even bother... Let's just get to class."
You smiled happily at them all and started to walk down the hall way and up the stairs to head to the third floor of your sch
Depressing InsanityDepressing Insanity1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Sylveon. They look cute and adorable on the outside, but on the inside, who knows what they’re planning…plotting…wondering.
It all started two weeks after Pokémon X and Y were released, I had just got home from school and I decided to play some Pokémon Rumble Blast on my 3DS since I had no homework. I had not gotten Pokémon X or Y yet, but I was expecting to get it sometime soon. To my surprise my mom walked into my room and showed me the brand new and still unwrapped Pokémon Y game. I was jumping for joy when she handed me the game and I immediately started playing it.
Once the main title screen appeared, I went through usual Pokémon intros of the games. Professor Sycamore had asked for my gender, name, and hair color, which was female, Taryn, and black hair, since they didn't have dark brown as an option.
After meeting my rivals and picking my starter, Fennekin, I continued to play through the game. I had alwa
MMD Animation: A method to the madness.MMD Animation: A method to the madness.2 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
So as it turned out someone wrote the following message to me:
nah, i gave up on it ages ago... its not only hard but also frustrating and depressing... approx. 1 month for 1 min motion duration = got burned-out before i'd even finish it... so i raise up my hands in the air and just retire... don't have any spare time to make it. still have life and work to do after all... ahahaha...
Now this is not the first time I've seen something like this written and so I felt it would be a nice idea to write down the method that I use to do my animation work.
First off, to save you alot of time, this is not a tutorial on computer animation. There are plenty of excellent tutorials around on this topic all over the Internet. Rather this article gives you a method; specifically mine; on how to approach the process of producing animation. So if you're looking for a "How to" guide, this is not it.
Before anything else, let me categorically sta
30 points giveaway! (DEAD)30 points giveaway! (DEAD)2 years ago in Personal More Like This
OMFG 30 POINTS !!
~Itīs not much but at least itīs something~
Thatīs what she said.
How to get in:
1. Fav this journal (and donīt fucking tell me you faved. I see that. I get a message when you do http://24.media.tumblr.com/c53ff1c3ea6b4c47cfd3d22055c26a87/tumblr_mn2uw9OFat1qkymu4o1_500.jpg )
yeah, thatīs it The winner will be chosen via random.org http://www.random.org/
You canīt lose anything except for 1 second of your life, so donīt be a dick and fav this journal, mkay?
Changed the Deadline!! Itīs 6/15/2013 now (that means the 15th of June ...just in case the American way confuzzles you )
Watch me for more giveaways and contests
(and youīll get a llama if you do :iconlamaplz!
Or browse the forums because iīm so going to do more like that
Good luck, bitches!
doctor who insults and complimentshere are some insults and compliments i randomly thought of that only a doctor who fan would get!doctor who insults and compliments2 years ago in Personal More Like This
EDIT: i added a few, (thank you Murtaghgirl101 & Sherly97 for some great ideas :3)
Go make some adipose
Your so ugly, a Weeping Angel would run from you.
Not even the 11th doctor thinks you are cool
I wish you were a Scilence
You make an Ood look pretty
go unzip your forhead because your gas is building up
You make bowties not cool
You should be deleted/exterminated
Oods wont serve you
[Bullet; Purple] You make weeping angels not want to touch you
[Bullet; Purple] I'd rather bring a Banana to prom then you
[Bullet; Purple] You are redder that a Racnos!
[Bullet; Purple] You are badder than beans
[Bullet; Purple] You are more rubbish then apples
[Bullet; Purple] The Doctor hates you more than pears
[Bullet; Purple] The doctor likes you as much as bacon
Jeff the Killer X Reader pt.19Jeff the Killer X Reader pt.192 years ago in Literature Features More Like This
You and Jeff walked to Slendy's office and opened it. You entered his office and he was working on something but when he looked at us, he put it aside.
"Yes?" Slendy said.
Jeff handed him your sketchbook and showed him your drawing. He was shocked but it hard to tell with his lack of having a face.
"What is this (y/n)?" he said.
"I don't know....I was drawing and then I drew that." you said looking away.
"This looks familiar somewhere..." he said.
"Where?" Jeff said.
Then Slendy looked at you and stood up and walked up to you.
"(Y/n)....Have you seen this before?" Slendy said.
"No...." you said.
"Do you what you drew?" he said.
"No.." you said.
"You drew a couple who died years ago in the woods.." he said.
You looked at him in shock.
"What?!" you said.
"This couple died years ago when they both comm
HetaliaXReader . A girl worth fighting for~ok this song is from the movie Mulan that came out along time ago like a decade, and if you haven't seen it, I feel sorry for you.HetaliaXReader . A girl worth fighting for~3 years ago in Personal More Like This
HetaliaXCross Dressing Soldier!Reader
The Axis, and Allies start singing on the way to war, with Whatever fucked up country they all seem to have a problem with and can't seem to mind there own damn business about politics.And you just happend to be desguised as a man, because they didn't want girls to ruin there fun so you had pretend to be a boy.
The singing starts...NOW
"For a long time we've been marching off to battle"
Prussia"In a thundering herd we feel alot like cattle"
all"Like the pounding beat our aching feet aren't easy to ignore"
America"HEY, Think of instead a giel worth fighting for~"
America"Thats what I said, A girl worth fighting for, I want her paler than the moon, with eyes that shine like stars"
Prussia"My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars"
Japan and Russia"I couldn't care less what she'll wear
Young!AmericaxYoung!Abused!Reader Songfic PREVIEWSong: Hello by EvanescenceYoung!AmericaxYoung!Abused!Reader Songfic PREVIEW3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Mom said you're definitely in heaven and that you're an angel. Will you be my angel? I want you as my angel... And I want you to somehow let me know if you become mine- My angel that is...
This is just a little clip. I'm gonna torture you all. It's done, but I won't post it 'til tomorrow.
DepressionBecause I couldn't have said it better myself, I'll leave in in :iconNinjakato:'s words.Depression2 years ago in Personal More Like This
"It's not real" -- It sure as heck feels real. So real it IS my reality on a daily basis.
"It's just an excuse to get out of doing things that other people have to" -- I'd love to do thing other people are doing, and I'd relish in being happy when I do so.
"You're just a little sad, you'll get over it" -- Depression isn't just 'feeling sad sometimes'... it's feeling sad ALL the time for what seems like no reason at all.
"Just grow up! Everyone is depressed, you just have to deal with it like everyone else!" -- Stop using everyone else to justify your insensitivity to other people's conditions (also, most of the people suffering from depression are adults, you don't get much more 'grown up' than adult).
"You're not suffering from anything, you're just lazy, ungrateful, and being silly" -- Ok, because obviously I LOVE feeling miserable, worthless, and stupid all the time...who wouldn't...?
Dear Myself,Dear myself,Dear Myself,3 years ago in Personal More Like This
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds in women's clothing and I saw you pull the clothes off Donald Duck. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about a passionate interest for mice .
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, Kyle.
Dear (person who tagged you)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12____, -Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our hor
New Hetalia characters?As in the official ones, not the OCs.New Hetalia characters?3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Himaruya updated his blog with these two; http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7y6muu9Ww1qic12ho1_500.jpg
I really want to know who they are, I like their designs. Some are saying the girl could be Czech Republic.
Jeff the Killer X Reader pt.4Jeff the Killer X Reader pt.42 years ago in Literature Features More Like This
You woke up and find your room filled with every police man and woman you know in there.
"D-Dad?" you said which made everyone gasp and look at you besides your dad that just ran up to you and hugged you really tight.
"(y/n), I'm so sorry I left you home and wasn't there when the killer came kiddo" your dad said crying on your shoulder. you pat him on the back and hugged back. then you remember about Isaiah and you wanted to be sure that he's safe.
"Dad, where's Isaiah?!" you said in a blink in an eye, he respond.
"He's in a hospital from his injuries last night but he'll be okay."
"Can we go see him? I just want to see if he's okay dad." you said with a worried look on your face.he gave you a worried look as well but, he nodded and told every cop to get out your so you can change. You put a (f/c) shirt, black leather jacket, faded blue jeans, and a black hat that has (f/c) letters that says R
Jeff the Killer X Reader pt.3Jeff the Killer X Reader pt.32 years ago in Literature Features More Like This
I snuck in (y/n)'s room while she was sleeping and look like an angel from heaven. Her (h/l),(h/c) was shining and blocking some of her face so I moved it. When I did (y/n) look like she wanted to wake up but she didn't. I quietly opened the door and tip-toed down the stairs and I see Isaiah sleeping on couch with his neck all ready for me to cut through until I feel bone to blade. I was a feet away from slicing his throat but then I heard a door open so I knew it was (y/n). she opened the door but only went to use the restroom. So when used the restroom, I was right in front of Isaiah and I heard waking up. when he opened his eyes, I saw the fear in eyes and was about to scream for (y/n) but I covered his mouth before he said anything or something. I went to his ear and whispered
"I don't like you. but you look awfully tired, I'll help you GO-TO-SLEEP!!!!"
he was shaking in fear when I laid the blade on his th
Fem!2p!America x Fem!Reader x Fem!2p!CanadaFem!2p!America x Fem!Reader x Fem!2p!CanadaFem!2p!America x Fem!Reader x Fem!2p!Canada2 years ago in Literature Features More Like This
(Another story to cure my boredom and to add to my collection of Yuri stories. I like writing yuri's and hate that deviantart doesn't have enough yuri! It pisses me off! You damn yuri haters don't know what you're missing!)
It's your first day at school and you're not as nervous as you'd thought you would be. You don't have to even wear uniform here. See, you're from a rich family and this is your second time at a public school. The other one you went to, wasn't THAT good. And as a kid you had private schooling. You're not a snob, just because you're rich. You're quite down to earth and nice. But, you can be tough as well.
Your dad drops you off at the front gate. Your parents aren't snobs, either. You'd said you would walk home from school today. You don't live that far away from it. Your dad drove you to school on his way to work and had thought it would give your legs a little rest and you thought,
Jeff the Killer X Reader pt.21Jeff the Killer X Reader pt.212 years ago in Literature Features More Like This
You were sleeping soundly until you heard someone whispering your name. Your eyes shot up and you looked around the room, no one was there except for Jeff. You got out of bed when you heard footsteps going downstairs and you tip-toed downstairs. The footsteps stopped in front of the door. You ran before that person left.
"Hey! Who are y-" you said before you saw no one downstairs.
You opened the door and looked outside and no one was there. You closed the door slowly and heard some whispers from the living room. You walked slowly into the living room until you stopped when you heard a man talking.
"I can't do this.." the man said.
'What is he talking about?' you thought.
"But.....I have to do this.." he said.
Then you heard a shotgun being reloaded and a loud bullet and a few broken bones. You screamed so loud that everyone woke up and Jeff ran up to you and hugged you.
I was sleeping
May I just bring this back?May I just bring this back?3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Any of you remember when Poopymonkeydoo made this? eve if you don't...NOW YOU DO AND YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO UNSEE.
Father Male Reader X Daughter CondesceFather Male Reader X Daughter Condesce7 months ago in Literature Features More Like This
*This maybe a Sadstuck in a way...maybe a little. I'm srry 4 that, im pretty depressed as of late...
You sat upon your throne, not moving. Condesce entered through the large double doors that led into your throneroom, she had this area blocked off while the others had built a new throneroom somewhere else. She had this area blocked because of bad memories that happened here, she was here when she had witnessed your murder. Condesce walked over to your motionless form, your head was bowed, your features being shadowed by the darkness. A single light shown above you. This is where she would go to le out her true emotions, this is where she had claimed your crown that had fallen from your head long ago. The tears wanted to fall, but she refused. When the female troll was close enough, she sat dow upon your lap. Her right arm layng around you shoulders, using her other hand. Conde
Nyo!America x Slight Tsundere!Fem!Reader-Nyo!America x Slight Tsundere!Fem!Reader-A very sexy ChristmasNyo!America x Slight Tsundere!Fem!Reader-1 year ago in Personal More Like This
((Again. Emily is your girlfriend. SEXY LADIES GETTING IT ON!!! HURR HURR!!!! I WANT THEM SO BADLY! ALL OF THEM!!! *¬* -Drooling everywhere-))
So, you're at your lover, Emily's house. She had her tree up way before the month even started. She made it look very patriotic. ((No surprise there. lol)) You giggled when you saw it. Currently, you're wearing a sexy Santa girl costume that she forced you in. Yeah. That's right. She stripped you and put you into the sexy costume. And she's wearing a skimpy American flag costume. It's basically a corset and a pair of very skimpy knickers. She's even wearing a cowgirl hat with the American flag design. "Seriously, Emily?" "Yeah, seriously!" She smirks at you. "Why are we dressed up again?" "Because I wanted to see you wearing the costume that I bought you and I wanted to put something on for you! Now get over here, little lady~!" She winks at you and had just imitated a souther
2P!Fem!America x Fem!Non-American!Reader x 1P!Fem!2P!Fem!America x Fem!Non-American!Reader x 1P!Fem!America (Slight Lemon)2P!Fem!America x Fem!Non-American!Reader x 1P!Fem!2 years ago in Literature Features More Like This
((Why does every reader HAVE to be American? It's like every fanfic I read, the reader seems to be American and it's becoming more and more unoriginal. Just saying. xD I'm going to be a bit different. So, if you are American, you'll just have to pretend you're from somewhere else. > I have nothing against people from America. In fact, I love you. So don't take it personally. LOL If you're still here after this long comment, then you are all very devoted readers and when I take over the world; I shall kill you last. :3 I don't really think I can call this a lemon, if I'm skipping the sex scene. People who call skipping a sex scene a lemon are idiots. They know nothing about erotica and should seriously go and watch some porn. I watched porn when I was 8 and I have no shame. I was born in 1995 (Guess how old I am and do some counting.), but I'm still a virgin and I still watch porn. Lesbian
Calling All CreepyPasta Fans!!Who here still believes in Creepypasta? . . . They're fading away . . .Calling All CreepyPasta Fans!!10 months ago in Literature Features More Like This
Jeff: Help, we're fading away!
Slenderman: Those girls are giving us a bad name.
Masky: Yeah, I-I still have s-some ch-cheesecake . . .
Hoodie: P-Please H-Help U-Us . . .
Toby: Please d-don't forget u-us . . . *Twitch*
Eyeless Jack: Please . . . Think about Sally.
Sally: Please, Miss or Mister! I don't want to be forgotten . . .
Laughing Jack: Please, *Sobs* I'm not laughing now . . . *Sobs*.
Jane: Remember us, . . . please?
Ben: I still have to beat Dead Rising 3, Titan Fall! I won't beat it without you! D:
Zalgo: I promise that I won't kill you in your sleep if you repost this . . .
The Rake: I won't kill you, either.
Please Repost This. Because of the twelve year old girls almost killing their friend because of Slenderman, they have given the Creepypastas a bad a name. Every five seconds, a Creepypasta fan turns against Creepypastas. Please. Think about Sally. Repost this with hashtag, #weloveyoucreepypasta . ~R
Jeff the Killer X Reader pt.17Jeff the Killer X Reader pt.172 years ago in Literature Features More Like This
"WHAT?!" you yelled.
Jeff nodded and continued.
"Some people use this sign to have a deal with a devil. They kill people to have power to do what they want, when they want it.."
"But..... why did I draw this?" you said.
"I don't know but we'll find out who's making you draw it. Maybe they want something in return." He said.
You sighed and walked outside to get your mind off of these signs. Unfortunately, it didn't work; It kept coming back and you heard a voice. You got up and saw no one there.
"W-Who's there?" you said.
'maybe I'm just tired' you thought.
Then you heard a bullet shot and you jumped. You looked at the woods and ran in there. You ran until you heard another bullet and a woman scream. You tried to follow the scream and you tripped. You fell hard on the ground and your head started to bleed a little. You got up and try to see but everything w