-ma vie, the ruse: part 3--ma vie, the ruse: part 3-4 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"So you're back," Cecil welcomed Robert home. "So proud of you, big brother."
"And you may imagine the..." -- Bob shuddered lightly -- "...'warm, fuzzy feeling' I got hearing you say that." His
voice was icy with sarcasm, as usual, but more tired than always. "How sweet. Think I need a root canal."
Cecil just stared at him with an air of boredom. "Ah, hush up." He then looked away from Bob, and cocked his head
to one side.
"I see you've brought company..."
"What...?" The expression on Bob's face turned to one of puzzlement, then to concern, and once he looked behind
him, to annoyance; for Katherine stood there casually.
"Ta-dah." she simply stated.
"You followed me?!" Bob inquired rather loudly, his hands almost automatically landing on his hips in annoyance.
It was throughout that evening that Bob an
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Your Blood is Mine BobXBartYour Blood is Mine.Your Blood is Mine BobXBart4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Two souls entwined by fate.
Similar in spirit,
blinded by hate.
A thirst for revenge unending.
your retribution pending.
Sins of the past,
never meant for it to last.
The precipice of reconciliation,
That you and I aren't so different you see,
but you will never know truly what you mean to me.
Yet this rage is forever seething.
A feeling indescribable.
A craving, undeniable.
It's almost intoxicating,
To see you shaking, watch you quaking.
Your pain, my exhilaration.
Your fear, my salvation.
from my depths arisen.
My own asylum.
My eternal prison.
An endless cycle,
of hate and indifference.
Of pleas unheard,
Never to be taken.
The devil's bidding,
A heart never relinquishing,
Of an unfinished task.
A murder never come to pass.
No use repenting.
Never sorry, never lamenting.
Now it's time to pay the price.
Cold, silver bl
UnknownUnknown5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Just for a note. I have no idea where this is going.
A soft groan. The rustle of a heavy blanket falling gracelessly to the floor. Another annoyed groan.
Although the blinds had been pulled down the night before, the brightly shining morning sun still filled the small room with any gap hat it could get though.
Blond spikes stood out sharply from the blood red sheets on the bed as the occupant rolled over onto his back to face the ceiling. He turned his head to the left for a moment to look at the alarm clock on the night stand. With an irritated sign, he pushes himself up onto his elbows, looking around him. Chaos. Complete, unruly Chaos. Boxes everywhere, who knew where anything was.
But this was his new life. No parents. No sisters. No support. And for once No Killer knowing where he was. Bart sat up and moved to get out of his bed, He hadn't realized how much there was to pulling one together until he actually had did it on his own. &
-ma vie, the ruse: part 2--ma vie, the ruse: part 2-4 years ago in Humor More Like This
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Cecil Terwilliger, formerly of cell block 4, Springfield Penitentiary, was pleased to say he was not insane,
thank you very much. His life was (most of the time) perfectly normal. He had never tried to run for mayor on a
corrupted agenda. He had never married someone just to murder them, and he had never held the city ransom
with a nuclear weapon. No sir! Cecil was just about the nicest, most pleasant guy you'd ever want to meet.
It was his brother that was weird.
The red-haired Terwilliger sibling stooped down at their front door and retrieved the envelopes. As he
shuffled through the mail, he predicted that within them were bills, begs for subscriptions to trivial publications
about theories about a musician's surgically-enhanced nose, which rat-faced boy-band dropout would become the
next bubblegum pop sensation, or who Selma Bouvier was dating this week. His expressive onyx eyes blinked in
Stage Fright: Chapter 8 (Bort)Chapter Eight: Making AmendsStage Fright: Chapter 8 (Bort)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
As weeks past and it was nearing Christmas, things with the house guests began to deteriorate even more. They were no longer in the honeymoon phase and neither Cosette nor Cassie had found a job yet, not that they were putting much effort into looking, mind you with the internet and World of Warcraft taking up much of their time. Cosette's black cat Tiki had constantly been fighting with the Simpson's cat Snowball, but had secretly had a litter of three solid black kittens under the bed, Snowball being the likely father of them considering they only fought when she wasn't in heat. Bart, Lisa and Maggie had quickly claimed one each, Bart's being a male which he'd named Chance. On the downside, Cosette's big black lab that they kept chained up outside wouldn't let anyone whatsoever out into the backyard except for it's owners.
Marge had already had her hands full keeping up the house before they came, but things seemed even harder on her now with Coset
Stage Fright: Chapter 6 (Bob/Bart)Chapter Six: Your LoveStage Fright: Chapter 6 (Bob/Bart)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Quick Note: I don't think lyrics are allowed on fanfiction . net , but the version of this chapter posted here has them. If you came here from fanfiction . net because you wanted to read the version with the lyrics, then welcome to my DA page.
"He called me WHAT?" Lisa yelled at the top of her lungs, causing a picture frame to fall off of the kitchen wall. "Why that little... when I get my hands on him I'll..." Lisa growled, making strangling motions with her hands in an eerily similar way as their father would.
"Just forget it; he was saying it to hurt me, not you," said Bart as he sat at the kitchen table with Lisa directly across from him. Lisa had kept pestering him until he finally let her in on the fight he'd had with Milhouse. A persistent one she was, but he knew that she only had his best interest in mind and it did feel good to get it off his chest and to confide in someone.
"It's no big deal really. Everyone knows you're as pure as snow Lis," Ba
-ma vie, the ruse: part 4--ma vie, the ruse: part 4-4 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"Gck... l-let... go of me!"
Bob looked around, then tauntingly said:
"Oh, I don't see anyone else who'd want me to do that..."
The cold, sharp silver started to press into the thin skin on Bart's throat. Now helpless, Bart Simpson closed his
eyes and waited for the inevitable...
Just then, Bart wondered why things still looked so bright even when his eyes were shut tight. Upon opening
them, a car's bright headlights almost blinded him. Huh? he thought. "What the..."
"Police!" Chief Wiggum called out. "Hey, is everything all right out there?"
Chief Wiggum! Bart thought. The fear left his face, and immediately after that, a sadistic smile grew upon it.
He coolly answered Bob's earlier question: "I dunno, that cop over there might have something to say about it."
Bob's heart raced. Caught.
Wiggum shined a flashlight on Bob
-ma vie, the ruse: part 1--ma vie, the ruse: part 1-4 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"Wow! Radioactive Man Vs. Wussycat: When The Claws Come Out!"
Bart Simpson gaped upon the comic book in the window of the Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop. "Man,
only a few of even the most elite comic book collectors own *that* one! Aah, how I admire their strength of
much moolah, their grace and bravery of their never begging their parents..."
Milhouse Van Houten loosened his fixed gaze upon the book, and shifted his glance to Bart. "Yeah, they're
known as the Wussies!"
Bart blinked at him puzzledly.
"Er..they're still trying to come up with a new club name."
After a few more minutes of worshipping, the admiring silence was disturbed by the hoarse, slightly-scratchy,
threatening voice of a certain bully. Oh, no.
"Hey, Four-Eyes!" Nelson Muntz called out, standing behind the two boys, and with two other boys behind him
in a rather 'bodyguard' fashion.
At The Flower ShopBob x Bart slash. Drabble fic. Set during "Day of the Jackanapes". What REALLY went on "at the flower shop".At The Flower Shop6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
After explaining his mission to the hypnotised Bart, Sideshow Bob rubbed his hands together. "Well, now that we have that out of the way.." He brushed his right hand through Bart's hair and knelt in front of him. "Bart, you won't remember any of this."
"I won't remember any of this."
Trembling slightly, he allowed his hand to rest on Bart's neck.
blood-mate 2blood-mate 22 years ago in Profiles More Like This
it was dark , all dark , he felt a voice ..... "sonic sonic .... wake up! " Sonic opens his eyes and groaned from the light into the room, his vision was still blurry , Sonic saw that it was in his room , "finally you 're up ," sonic turned around and saw his best friend tails , " how did I get here? ", " angel brought you last night - " , Sonic 's eyes widened , angel was his sister .. . a sister adopted a child, but was always happy to be with her , since little was his idol , his hero ... well now he is a hero but when he was little he admired his sister, " but it was not went to a ninja war ? "," yes, but it's over and-"," where now? "," had fallen to the first floor, said he was going to train - " in a minute the bed was empty and felt a voice from the stairs "thanks tails" , Sonic came down the stairs and saw her sister who was afferando his bag for workouts , "angel " , angel turned around and was captured by his brother , embraced sonic angel , she smiled and hug back , " I mis
MordecaixRigby Love Story Part 4 ENDMordecai searched everywhere for the little coon. He couldn't find him anywhere, he was lost on where else to look. " I'm so Stupid....", he started to weep, walking to the place to where their date was supposed to End....MordecaixRigby Love Story Part 4 END4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Rigby sat on a branch of the tree. It was decorated with flowers, such as roses and lilacs. There were lightly scented cadles all lit, a blanket, that was a brown and a blue mixed. He felt at peace here, then heard som noises from bushes. He quickly hid under the blanket, only finding the bluejay crying. " Rigby... I'm so sorry..." He wiped his eyes.
Rigby was confused. Deeply. Then his feeling made his heat bet fast. He started breathing heavily, blush coming across his face. The coon so fell from the branch, landing face first on the ground, wincing in pain. Mordecai looked back to see Rigby, coming by his side quickly. " Rigby! Are Y
Bed In Breakfast (Animaniacs Fanfiction/RP)BEFORE READING, ALL CHARACTERS AND OTHERS ARE COPYRIGHTS TO WARNER BROTHERS AND ALBLIM ENTERTAINMENT (produced by STEVEN SPIELBERG), INCLUDING TOM RUEGGER (for his creativity). THEREFORE, AM ANNOUNCING AN APOLOGY TO THOSE!Bed In Breakfast (Animaniacs Fanfiction/RP)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was another, crazy day in the Warner Brothers water tower....
Poor Dot Warner, in her pink nightcap and jammies, was in her bed, trying to get some sleep when all the boys were doing all sorts of crazy tricks! With all those echoing laughter and the everlasting continuation of unpleasant sounds....
She cringes angrily....
Dot: WOULD YOU BOYS SHUT UP!!!!!
The boys stopped as they were in a position with boxing gloves....
Dot nods firmly and sternly at them as she yawns and goes back to sleep....
CRASH! BOOM! BANG!!
The noise and frenzied laughs returned....the poor toon's eyes were flashed red and even bloodshed....
Dot: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now the boys, at this time while stopping, were having masks and fencing swords as they started at her....
Morby: Red heart part 2Love in black blooded rose cold heart?Morby: Red heart part 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rigby: Im not sure about this... are you?
Mordecai: -strokeing Rigby's leg, he nubbels up his chest- im sure
The windows steam up as their lust grows hot. They make love for 2 hours before eventualy giving up and relaxing
Rigby: hun... thats was amazeing...
Mordecai: that was... im too tierd... cmere -opening his wings, he smiles sweetly at Rigby-
Rigby: -cuddeling into Mordecai, he kisses his blue jay deeply- hold me...
Mordecai: i'll hold you even if it sends me to heaven... i love you, bro
Rigby: i love you too... -embraceing his lover, a tear trickels down his cheek-
Mordecai: awww -wrapping his wings round more, he kisses the raccoon to sleep-
3 hours pass and Benson now incredably pissed, storms up stairs and kicks open their bedroom door
Benson: YOU 2 SLACKERS! GET OUT NOW!
Mordecai: -sitting up, he sees Benson is as red as usual- fuck off Benson... all you do is blame me and Rigby for everything so go fuck your
Blue HalosSideshow Bob/Bart slash here!! This is only the first chapter, so it's pretty crappy, but it gets better as it goes on.Blue Halos8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Summary: Set after Day Of The Jackanapes, told in Bob's POV. Bob realises just how much he may have hurt Bart
In this chapter, Bob is basically just musing things over and talking with Krusty. It will get better as it goes on I swear. Or, at least, I hope!
So, here I was. I had hypnotized Bart to kill Krusty, as usual the plan failed, I had been sentenced to death and managed to weasel out of it, and now here I am face to face with Krusty once more. I was outside the studio, taking a walk from the flat I had rented, forming a new plan to kill Bart. I walked past the building, so caught up in my thoughts I barely recognized it, but then I saw Krusty leaning against the wall smoking a cigarette.
He saw me as I saw him, and we both stared for a moment. It was strangley good to see him. After our last little get together, despite my trying to ki
Regular Show: MarriageMordecai was pacing nervously around in the small room where he and Rigby usually slept. He was wearing a black tuxedo with a black tie. The bluejay was getting married, and he was scared out of his mind. The door was locked, so no one could get inside. Suddenly there was a small tap on the door. The noise startled Mordecai, and he jumped at the sound.Regular Show: Marriage4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Mordecai?" a fimiliar voice asked. Mordecai sighed, already knowing who the voice belonged to. He walked up to the door and just stood there.
"What are you doing here, Rigby?" Mordecai asked. "Shouldn't you be in place?" He still didn't open the door. Since the doors weren't so thick, he could still be heard.
"Well, I was worried about you, man," the raccoon replied. "You're not getting cold feet, are you? You're already 30 minutes late."
"No, I'm not getting cold feet. I want to go through with this. I'm just a little...worried."
Rigby chuckled. "About what?"
"Well, what if I'm not a good husband? I mean, what if this marriage thing do
Stage Fright Chapter 14Connecting the DotsStage Fright Chapter 142 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a hot and humid night, the chill of the previous week was gone and replaced by weather much more fitting of the time of year as summer approached. Sweat dripped from his brow as Bob's hand wavered with anticipation and nervousness, hovering over Snake's doorbell. He was having anxiety attacks that were just as volatile as those he'd had in prison and he just needed something; someone to bring him back down into the reality that Bart had so abruptly shaken the fabric of and sitting alone in his apartment that evening doing nothing but chain smoking and nervously fidgeting like a caged animal just wasn't cutting it.
He finally pressed the buzzer, letting out the breath he'd been holding when he realized that the doorbell was broken. It was a rather rundown part of town, so it didn't really surprise him. He shook his head over how ridiculous he was behaving, swallowed down his own anxiety and knocked. After a moment, he could hear the peep hole slide open
Stage Fright: Chapter 9 (Bort)Chapter Nine: ComplicationsStage Fright: Chapter 9 (Bort)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He looked back to the car, seeing Nelson staring back at him threateningly as he smacked his fist against his hand loudly. Bart gave him a halfhearted smile before knocking again. Soon after, shuffling could be heard on the other side of the door before it finally opened and he stood face to face with Milhouse, the blue haired boy's eyes growing wide with what looked like panic for a fleeting second. Before Bart could get out a single word, he suddenly found the door slamming in his face with a deafening crack. He stood there, his mouth still opened like he was about to speak and he felt a sudden flash of anger at the cold reception.
"Milhouse, open the door! I just want to talk to you!" Bart yelled in vain, still there was no answer. "Come on! This is getting ridiculous! I'll stand out here all day if I have to!" he waited a moment for any response, but was again met by silence. "What do you want me to do, get down on my knees and beg?"
"That would b
Morby: Red heart part 1Black blood balance of a rose red heart?Morby: Red heart part 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
In the coldest night of October, frost covers the park and branches tap the window like hands that beg to be let in.
Rigby: -dreaming long, he cries long into the night- no no NO MAKE IT STOP!
Mordecai: -woken up by the cries, he hurls himself onto rigby, wrapping his wings around him to protect him- I got you!
Mordecai: I'm here... for you...
Rigby: What are you?... are you...
Mordecai: -opening his eyes, he sees his little raccoon is no longer crying- i just... you know... -turning red in his cheeks, he scratches the back of his head-
Rigby: you was trying to protect me? -turning red himself, he wipes his tears- thanks...
Mordecai: i gotta tell you something... -clearing his throat- ... im gay Rigby...
Mordecai: -sitting up on Rigby's bed, he looks away- If you dont wonna be freinds, its cool... I'll sleep downstairs... -getting up, he scoops his pillows up an makes his way to the door-
Rigby: Mordy wait!...
Stage Fright Chapter 3 (Bob/Bart)Chapter Three: Of Secrets that Angels HideStage Fright Chapter 3 (Bob/Bart)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Bart continued to watch the tall, slender ex-con as he raked the leaves into a neat pile. He had on an aubergine sweater and a gray scarf artfully draped around his neck and... was he wearing jeans? He couldn't ever remember a time when Bob had worn jeans, the two just didn't seem to go in the same sentence, yet there he was wearing black jeans like they were a second skin. It was an odd enough a thing for him to notice so he pushed those thoughts aside, determined to find out something about the mysterious Sideshow Bob. Just what he was searching for, he wasn't really sure.
A slight breeze had started to pick up and Bart watched on with keen interest as the pile of leaves Bob had labored over so tirelessly began to scatter, just a little at first and then a huge breeze came along, scattering his leaves to all corners of the park. Bob sighed, his posture slouching with frustration. Bart was far enough away that he couldn't be seen as lo
Stage Fright Chapter 4 (Bob/Bart)Chapter Four: Bad-boy and the GeekStage Fright Chapter 4 (Bob/Bart)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The next couple of days were pretty dull and uneventful. The doctor had told Homer that the first week after his tonsillectomy was often the worst and he certainly wasn't exaggerating in that regard. Whenever Homer wasn't totally whacked out on pain meds, he was whining and being a complete baby over the pain from his surgery. The whole family tried to keep him well supplied with cold snacks like sherbet and various Squishee slush drinks from the Kwik-E-Mart. By day four, there was a marked improvement, but Bart had the feeling that his dad was going to milk this being sick thing for all its worth.
As Bart lay on his bed having just gotten home from school, he closed his eyes and felt the stress of the day slowly melt away. As his breathing slowed and all of the erroneous clutter of his conscious mind faded, his thoughts wandered back to Bob. It had been four days since their unlikely encounter in the park and he hadn't seen him since. Four who
I Thought I Lost You"RIGBY!" Mordecai shouted as he searched the woods frantically, "RIGBY! Where ARE you?!"I Thought I Lost You3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mordecai had been searching for hours for his friend, who had disappeared overnight. The worry on his face was highly noticable and the terror in his eyes shined brightly. A tear rolled down his face as he sat down underneath a large pine tree. Where had Rigby gone? And why had he left? Mordecai wished he knew the answers. He looked back on the day before and thought hard about the events that happened. He wondered if Rigby's absence was his own fault or someone else's. Even the possibility that he had hurt his best friend made the tears fall like rain from his eyes.
"RIGBY!" he shouted once more, but again there was no answer. Mordecai stood up, kicked the ground in anger, and began to cry even harder. Suddenly, the sound of someone crying could be heard in the distance.
"Rigby?" he said as he walked toward the noise.
"Go away..." he heard. It WAS Rigby. Mordecai ran to him and held him tightly in
Stage Fright: Chapter 15 (BORT)Dreamers Often LieStage Fright: Chapter 15 (BORT)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
In his darkened room, Bart sat on the edge of the bed, feet planted firmly on the floor and his elbows resting on his knees as he told Bob all of the details that his hazy memory could provide of the scene he'd witnessed.
“I remember that my last thoughts before loosing consciousness were full of regret. Regret for yelling at Milhouse. I had no idea that things were about to end up like... like that. That Milhouse would end up...” Bart looked down to his hands, forgetting for a moment that this was Bob that he was spilling his innermost thoughts to. He took a deep, steadying breath, closing himself off a little. Really, Bob had asked him about the potential crime he had witnessed, not a complete rundown of his emotional state and of his tentative relationship with Milhouse. Bob cleared his throat, likely feeling awkward at the emotional display himself.
“Did you recognize the man dragging the black bag?” asked Bob, steering them back to
Stage Fright: Chapter 10 (Bob/Bart)Chapter Ten: A Dangerous GameStage Fright: Chapter 10 (Bob/Bart)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You want to do something tomorrow? -Milhouse
The message floated out there somewhere in the limbo of the air waves, waiting for his reply. Of all the times to receive a message from Milhouse, this had to be the most awkward with his whole family sitting around speculating about certain sexual orientations he may or may not have. Finally swallowing back his own apprehension, Bart wrote him back.
yeah sure. -Bart
Lisa leaned over Bart's shoulder, trying to peer down at his phone until he shoved her away.
Great. See you then. -Milhouse
So that was it. Had they now fallen back into their friendship as if nothing had ever happened? Even so, there would now be this nagging suspicion that the one friend he'd known for what felt like forever, close as a brother even, might possibly have a secret attraction to him and it was quite unsettling. It was a suspicion that he couldn't ignore even if he wanted to.
The next day after