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The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understan
AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Skill: Blitz
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Marjory Simpson
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
Later...
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing)
No Safe HarborYou know the way she looks at you as she talks, and the way she stares eagerly at your lips when she finishes, just lingering for that response. The blank sound of you foraging through every word that will never make it past your teeth, stuck way too deep in deeper meanings. And as seconds tic by in hour lengths those eyes take you sailing through an ocean of blue sorrows. Each wave begging for you to be the rock for them to break upon, just something to dampen their strength. But you are no safe harbor, your words no beacon of shining hope. You are the endless vast nothing of your lies, and while your words carry no weight they will still siNo Safe Harbor10 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
The Beginning Of Pewdie Chapter 1Chapter 1 "The Golden Greeting"The Beginning Of Pewdie Chapter 111 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Pewdie's POV
I take another long sigh and start walking to the metal door. I open it and heard cracking sounds from it being so old and rusted. I try to see what the place look like but it was so dark I could hardly see two feet away from me. As I walk further I notice something bright,"Yes, light that will help to see where the hell I'm going." I ran as fast as I could and grabed the light. (which was a lantern) As soon as I grabed it the door shut close by itself and I immediately jump feel regretful about even daring to go in this mansion. As I stand there I hear a loud moaning sound coming from the hall t
Pinkieville: Part TwoOh no, the Pinkies were too much! They did colour Rarity pink..Pinkieville: Part Two1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rarity: SHIT, FUCK YOU ALL PINKIES! MY BEAUTY IS GONE, I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING KIDDIE!
Pinkie Clones: YAY
Rarity throws a bomb.. Oh shit.
The Pinkie Clones explodes, and pink liquid comes out of Pinkie's Clones.
Twilight: EWW.. EWW.. EW.. EW..
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Wait.. A Pinkie Clone were behind Big Macintosh.. They did.. Make him PINK! Spike, Twilight, Big Macintosh and Rarity's behaviour's did change dramatically. They had the behaviour of Pinkie Pie. They also got the powers that the pinkie clones got.
--- a few hours later ---
Applebloom is going to sleep.. it's nig
Pinkieville: Part OneThe Pinkie Clones marched around Ponyville. They did jump around and yell "YAY!". They did re-colour houses into pink ones. They paint everything pink.Pinkieville: Part One1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rainbow Dash did walk around. The Pinkie Clones did use their magical powers from their eyes to make things pink. They did colour Rainbow Dash pink.
Rainbow Dash: OH NO, MY SWAG! I'LL CALL THE POLICE!
Pinkie Clones: YAY
Rainbow Dash became angry. The Pinkie Clones did run-jump, while screaming "YAY". Spike and Twilight did walk around, and the Pinkie Clones did jump-run to them, screaming "YAY".
Twilight: Pinkie?
Spike: Pie?
Pinkie Clones: YAY
The Pinkie Clones did use their magical po
Pinkieville: INTROPinkie Pie waked up in the morning. She brushed her hair and stuff.Pinkieville: INTRO1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Pinkie Pie: What a beautiful new day!
Pinkie Pie walked outside. The streets were.. empty.. Unnormally empty, in fact!
Pinkie Pie: THERE'S NOT MUCH PEOPLE HERE AT ALL! WEEEELL, WHERE CAN THEY BE?
Somepony did walk around. Pinkie walked to the pony to ask where everypony were.
Pinkie Pie: HI! WHERE ARE EVERYPONY?
Random Pony: They're checking out the cloning machine!
Pinkie Pie: A CLONING MACHINE? I MUST CHECK IT OOOOOOOOOOUT! NOWNOWNWOWNWONOW!
Pinkie Pie: WHERE IS IT?
Random Pony: I can borrow you a map. The red circle there is where the machine is!
But watch out, d
Everyone Has One - ScoutScout - SilenceEveryone Has One - Scout1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Scout was a Sedatephobic.
He could never stand silence, no matter what it was. Every time the emptiness came upon the area, he could feel it press against his lungs and heart. It wrapped around him and squeezed tightly against his form…
That's why he wouldn't stop talking.
Whenever silence tried to sneak up to him, Scout would start speaking about something, even if it was unrelated to the situation; whether it be about baseball, his family or any other topic he could think of.
It all started when he was about 15 years old.
He had been in a car with some of his friends, all of them driving home after a p
Everyone Has One - SoldierSoldier – FailureEveryone Has One - Soldier1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Soldier was an Atychiphobic.
The thought of failure both disgusted and terrified him. Every time he realized that he had done something wrong, he felt panic wash over him as he ground his teeth in frustration. It was always these times he was glad he was wearing his helmet; no one could see his face becoming flush.
That's why he was so harsh with his comrades.
Whenever the team failed a mission and the feeling of dread that was slowly building up inched into him, he shouted at the others, blaming them for their actions that led them to lose a fight or fail to capture the Intel. He scolded them harshly until
Everyone Has One - PyroPyro – WaterEveryone Has One - Pyro1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Pyro was an Aquaphobic.
The thought of being in deep water terrified her deeply and when she was submerged in the brutal liquid, she felt like she couldn't stay above the surface, the immense pressure building against her head and lungs to the point she felt like she couldn't even begin to breathe or think…
That's why she was attached to fire.
It was the complete opposite of water; water was cruel and crushed every fibre of her being, while fire was warm and still let you breathe even as it licked against your body. It was a far more preferable way to get hurt or die in here often obscured eyes.
It all st
Everyone Has One - HeavyHeavy – LonelinessEveryone Has One - Heavy1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Heavy was an Autophobic.
He could never stand the thought of being alone, even it seemed like a short time. There was even a point that if he even felt that no one else could see him or even acknowledge he was there, the same terrible feeling would bubble up in the pit of his stomach…
That's why he stayed near the Medic.
The Russian always felt at ease with the smaller yet older German man, as he was the first person he became friends with and would always be ready to assist the doctor. When the Medic was absent, he would hesitantly find someone else to be with.
It started when he was young.
He h
Everyone Has One - SpySpy – EnclosureEveryone Has One - Spy1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Spy was a Claustrophobic.
Even though he would never admit it, he could never stand the thought of being in a small space. When he was in such a place, he often found himself panicking and he even felt that he could not even breathe, the feeling of suffocation crawling into him…
That's why he tried to avoid capture.
He knew that if he was caught by an enemy, he would be restrained in any possible way. Whether it was being thrown into a cell or even just being confined to one place for too long, he would evade it at any cost and he almost always succeeded.
It started when he was 11.
He could remember
Everyone Has One - SniperSniper – PeopleEveryone Has One - Sniper1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sniper was an Anthropophobic.
He was completely unable to stand being around other people, even if he trusted them completely with his entire being. When he was caught in the company of others, he started to tremble as panic set in, sometimes to the point of where he felt like he was choking. He could barely even THINK about being around too many people…
That's why he was a loner.
He preferred to sleep outside in his beaten old van and, during battle, to stay in an isolated area in order to pick off enemies from afar. But he always preferred to tell his allies that it was better for his concentration; onl
Everyone Has One - MedicMedic – DeathEveryone Has One - Medic1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Medic was a Necrophobic.
His ultimate fear was that of death, whether it is himself dying or others dying. When the thought or sight of death met him, his mouth dried, his heart and breath went out of sync and his entire frame would tremble like a leaf…
That's why he practiced medicine.
He thought that he could be able to stop death by healing others until they would stay away from the cloaked monster, even if it were just for a brief amount of time. That's the reason he started in the first place; he could save lives and stop death's approach!
It all started when he was five.
He could clearly remembe
Everyone Has One - EPILOGUEEPILOGUEEveryone Has One - EPILOGUE1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
All of the members of the RED Team (san Medic and Sniper) sat in the Recreation room, each doing their own thing. It was their day off (A very rare occurrence indeed!) and so they wanted to make the most of the 24 hours of freedom they have. The Scout growled as he handed over a small pile of dollars over to the Spy, a smirk on his face and a Royal Flush in his hands. The Demoman lay sprawled on his back with a blurred eye turned to the ceiling, Heavy attempting to nudge the Scotsman back into consciousness. Pyro was showing of a crudely-drawn blueprint of a flamethrower-sentry to Engineer, who was nodding and chuckling. Soldier s
Short NoticeThe afternoon sun was warm and inviting, just enough of a cool breeze to invite anyone out to relax on their porch, or to lie in the grass most of the day.Short Notice9 months ago in Sketches More Like This
It was especially inviting for two particular slackers, Mordecai and Rigby.
They had both been laying there for who knows how long, entertaining each other with the occasional butt cloud that passed by. Not a thing in the world could ever be wrong.
Especially since the sun was setting.
Every single beautiful, golden, arc slid across the sky and melted with the outer-laying pink and orange, creating an other-wordly color. It was just at this peak tha-
“What, in the heck, are you two DOING?”
“Aw, Benson!” Mordecai rolled over to look at his boss, “Did you have to come right now?”
“Yeah, the narrator was just getting good!” Rigby watched the dejected sun slip behind two hills and vanish.
Benson, clearly not in the mood, barked back, “How long have you two been sitting here?
Ship Love Not HateOkay I've never really been a shipper (which means putting two fictional characters together in a fan pairing) sometimes during a show I might think 'I hope those two wind up together', or why 'they hell is he/she with him/her', but over all I've stayed out of shipping.Ship Love Not Hate10 months ago in Emotional More Like This
I think it's a little scary when people are over obsessed with it but I think shipping can be fun but the one thing I hate is seeing characters being bashed merely because they are 'in the way' of a pairing. I've seen this happen so many times.
There are the stereotypes that "IT'S ALL THOSE DUMB YAOI FANGIRLS WHO BASH STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO
Regular Show: Photocopy machineRegular Show: Photocopy Machine:Regular Show: Photocopy machine6 months ago in Comedy More Like This
[At the Park]
[Mordecai, Rigby and Benson are standing next to a photocopy
machine. Benson is holding some documents.]
Benson: Listen up Mordecai and Rigby; I need you to
photocopy these documents. And don't you photocopy your butts!
Mordecai: You can count on us.
Benson: Good.
[Benson hands Mordecai and Rigby the documents and leaves.
Moments later, Mordecai and Rigby are busy copying the documents.]
Rigby: Aww man, this is boring. Hey, I know, let's photocopy
our butts.
Mordecai: I don't know Rigby. Benson told us not to do that.
Rigby: Come on Mordecai. He'll never know.
Mordecai: I still don'
|-Here's Your Letter-|For anyone who may be reading this, I will be gone by morning. I'm sick of feeling this way... a way that I will never feel again.|-Here's Your Letter-|11 months ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Mordecai, if you are reading this, I just want to say that I'm really sorry for what I have done. I know that I am not perfect, no one is; I'm sorry for letting you down, hurting you, and costing you your love. I now know that you two were made for each other. I know that you may already know this... but, I've actually never understood what love was, until now. Remember that one time in Middle School where you comforted me at the lunchroom table? Yeah, my parents were going through a rough time... myself too. All
:-Easy Target-:The October night was still young and now, at the park, the concert was now taking place. People rocking out everywhere, with drinks in hand, throwing their fists up in the air; it is a wonder if none of them started a mosh pit. The singers singing in the microphones and the strumming of guitars and the beating of the drums. Everyone was having a wonderful time. Benson was impressed of Skips and his plan and watched as the money poured in, literally.:-Easy Target-:11 months ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Rigby would have attended, but he knew that Mordecai would be there, giving him death stares and having the look of him about to murder the raccoon. He decided to just stay in the house and play
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