Albert Wesker's PsycheAlbert Wesker's Psyche5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Albert Wesker's Psyche
---And understanding women's love for Assholes---
I've written a psyche on the Joker and now I will write one about Albert Wesker from the Resident Evil game series. Many men and guy friends in my life have approached me with the question that dumbfounds them about why so many women fall for assholes or classic fictional badassies like Albert Wesker. Well today I'm going to answer that question for you because the same question confounded me for years too until I found myself falling for the same type of guy. The reason us women fall for guys like that believe it or not has NOTHING to do with them being an asshole. No one likes an asshole because of one reason: "the golden rule". Even self loving egotistic bastards don't enjoy being treated like crap even if they treat others like that. It's just a universal feeling. The typical asshole usually has the personality of an alpha-male.
Wisegeek.com: In human societies alpha male can
Maid Service 4Maid Service 43 years ago in Romance More Like This
Wesker smirked as he placed the little toy in Chris' asshole and made him do the rest of the chores with it inside of him. The way Chris tried to walk with the plug in him was such a turn on Wesker had to go to his spacious master bedroom to enjoy his private viewing.
Chris tried his best to ignore the item in his ass it was very uncomfortable and a slight turn on. He looked at the clock and saw his sister would be home any minute. He couldn't believe his boss was doing this to him on the first day but he had to skim the stupid contract and not read it to see the part where it said his boss could do anything he want to do to him even sexually. He didn't mind since the it was hot but the toy in his ass was embarrassing.
Chris heard the door open and close followed by his sister calling, "Chris, Mr. Wesker I'm home."
"Hi Claire, how was your day?" Chris answered blushing hoping that his sister was too busy with going to do her college work to notice his discomfort.
"Pain, I have several
I Need YouLeon paced the floor nervously, looking down at his hands and turning the gun he held in them over repeatedly. "Where is she? I hope she's alright," he mumbled. He had lost track of how long he'd been waiting for Ashley's safe return, and he was starting to get worried. She has nothing to defend herself with, and Salazar's plaga-men are crawling everywhere around here. What if they found her? What if she's already dead? So many unbearable thoughts started entering his mind that he began to feel dizzy and had to lean up against a wall.I Need You4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Okay... Leon tried to reassure himself, don't panic. I'm sure Ashley can handle herself just fine. And besides, I already killed all of the plaga-men that tried to take her when I broke her free...it'll be a while before any more come to find her... his thoughts were interrupted when the door behind him suddenly swung open. Leon tightened his grip around his gun and quickly turned around, ready to fire and whatever creature was waitin
Maid Service 2Maid Service 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Maid Service 2
Chris stood up and held out his hand to Mr. Wesker when the man came to stand in front of him. They gave each other firm shake and Chris smiled, "Chris Redfield."
"Albert Wesker, nice to meet you," Albert told him.
"Same to you."
They released each others hand and Albert turned to look at Chris' résumé, "I see that you have two years experience."
"Yes, I was helping with expenses for my aunt and uncle," Chris told him holding back the real story as Mr. Wesker led him to the back office.
"I like that, a good sense of ethics. If you take a seat," Albert motioned Chris into the office.
Chris walked in and sat in the seat in front of a very expensive looking oak desk. He was surprised the company was still in business, when he was a kid he remembered his father saying that H.S.E. wouldn't last a decade it appeared his father was wrong. He looked at Albert in the eyes, well in the sunglasses, as he sat down after closing the office door.
"I know you wanted to work a
Resident Evil Blood Chapter 0Resident Evil Blood Chapter 04 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
There is A LOT OF YAOI in this fic. WeskerXChris. Most of the YAOI does not get hot and heavy until chapter 10, but it starts around chapter 4. Again, WARNING: LOTS OF YAOI in this fic.
I like RE5, don't get me wrong. But I hate RE5's ending with the fiery passion of the hell gods! As such, this is my version of how the RE series should have continued after RE4.
Chapter 0 - Prologue is meant as an intro to the story. It gives the setting and some back history of what the RE world is like. So please keep reading and enjoy the ride! I love to hear feed back, so please review too if you get a chance, thanks!
Yoh! Disclaimer: I don't own nothing'. Except myself and my BRRAAAIIIIINNNNN (who says hello by the way). Resident Evil and it's many AWESOME characters are all property of Capcom and I am simply borrowing their likeness to use for my own nefarious deeds such as strengthening my writing skills (lies! It's mostly for yaoi purposes).
Resident Evil Blood
Chapter 0 - Prologue
ThiefLeon/Ada.Thief4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ada breaks into Leon's home.
I came to his home to steal from him, one night at two in the morning. My superiors had sent me on a short errand to steal information from him that was classified so tightly, they denied me any information and demanded I simply bring his entire hard disk to them. I picked the lock and slipped into his city apartment through the front door, the windows being out of the question due to his residence on the 14th floor. The place was about as plain as plain could get. His personal possessions were few and his decor was non-existent. I should have expected nothing less from a man such as Leon, who had plenty of more important things to worry about. I slipped down the hall and past the door of his bedroom, which was cracked open. I wanted to stop and take a look at him to see how he was faring after all these years, but I quickly pushed the thought out of my mind a
Of Tentacles and VolcanoesOf Tentacles and Volcanoes6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Right to be Parodied
Episode 10: Of Tentacles and Volcanoes
A/N: This is a brief parody of a cutscene from Resident Evil 5. Needless to say, there will be SPOILERS here! You have warned. There's also a lot of odd pairing references in this one, but nothing overt enough to need a mature warning.
"I can't believe we actually crashed in a freaking volcano," Sheva grumbled as she staggered out of the ruined plane. The surrounding lava cast a hellish glow on the pair of exhausted agents, their sweat-soaked skin gleaming with a red sheen. Smoke from the crash swirled around them in dense clouds, conveniently obscuring their view of the surroundings. Sheva heaved a sigh and squinted out into the smoke. "How have we not yet exploded or burst into flames, anyway?"
"As long as we don't touch the lava, we'll be fine," Chris reassured her.
"But what about the convection-- oh. Right. Sorry, I forgot that we were in a video game."
The camera abandoned our heroes as ominous strings swelled in the
Resident Zero MissionResident Zero Mission6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Right to Be Parodied
Episode VII: Resident Zero Mission
A/N: This is a brief parody of a pair of cutscenes in Resident Evil 5. Needless to say, there will be SPOILERS here! You have been warned.
Wesker chilled out on the stone balcony, waiting patiently for Chris and Sheva to charge heroically into the cutscene. They did so promptly, huffing and puffing like they'd just finished a marathon. Chris bent double and rested his hands on his knees.
"I really need to quit smoking," he groaned. Wesker rolled his eyes.
"I expected more of a challenge after all this time, Chris." He shook his head, "How disappointing."
"Tch. You're the one who ran away after we brought you to your knees," Chris returned, straightening.
"Where'd he get another pair of sunglasses? I could have sworn I shot those off," Sheva muttered to herself.
Wesker's cell phone started to ring, distracting Wesker's attention. "Yes?" He answered, turning away from the intrepid heroes.
"Seven daaaays," a hoarse voice w
Resident Evil: If You're HappyIf You're Happy and You Know it: Resident Evil Style!Resident Evil: If You're Happy9 years ago in Humor More Like This
If you're happy and you know it, blow shit up!
If you're happy and you know it, blow shit up!
If you're happy and you know it and you really wanna show it: If you're happy and you know it, blow shit up!
If you're happy and you know it, watch them burn!
If you're happy and you know it, watch them burn!
If you're happy and you know it and you really wanna show it: If you're happy and you know it, watch them burn!
If you're happy and you know it, just reload!
If you're happy and you know it, just reload!
If you're happy and you know it and you really wanna show it: If you're happy and you know it, just reload!
If you're happy and you know it, do all three!
(click, boom! - ha, ha! - click, click!)
If you're happy and you know it, do all thr
Piers X Reader - DisobedientPiers X Reader - Disobedient2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I had been drifting in and out of this lecture. Just so I wouldn’t get caught I looked at the plan. I tried to pay attention but I couldn’t focus one bit. I kept getting pissed at this stealth plan. Why did Piers think this was a good idea? I mean our leader, Chris, was more hands on and rushed in. Chris wasn’t with us just yet but he would be once we all knew this plan.
“(Name)! (Name)!” Piers said. I snapped out and looked up at him. His brown eyes looked there my (eye color) eyes. “I said did you have any questions?”
“No,” I said and looked away.
“Fine,” he said. “Meeting over. Get some sleep.” He said staring at me while the guys left. He always gave me a hard time because I was the only female on this mission or rather this team in general. As soon as they were gone he grabbed my hand and took me away.
He didn’t stop until we were in his room. I slapped his hand away. “What the hell, Piers?
Atonement by siberian74The sins of the past threatens to engulf the future. A RE6 inspired yaoi fic, PiersxChris, WeskerxChris, shounen ai.Atonement by siberian743 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Contains mild yaoi references, Wesker x Chris, Piers x Chris (one-sided), if you're not into yaoi please take heed.
All characters belong to Capcom, this writing is purely fictional and no profit is intended nor obtained for this fanfiction piece.
Thanks Kaeri for the beta.
So it begins. We're going to China.
Piers sighed wearily; his concern for the upcoming mission was not centred on himself, but rather on the one person whom he looked up to. He ignored the constant buzzing of the busy heliport on BSAA headquarters. The atmosphere was tense as the news spread about how Tall Oaks had fallen to a new breed of virus. Yet they'd received orders that they were to be sent for a rescue mission on China.
Clutching his weapon as he adjusted his scarf on his neck, he ran to the centre of the heliport where a lone figure stood, seemingly oblivious t
PromiseLeon/Claire, oneshot. Warnings for character death, violence, and a healthy dose of angst.Promise4 years ago in Horror More Like This
There are a few things that Leon feels he can really count on. That at any given time, some lunatic is plotting to release some new bioweapon or parasite on an unsuspecting town. That when that happens, he'll be sent to deal with it. That at some point in the whole process, he'll run into Claire Redfield.
And that at some point not long after that, she'll take off on her own, completely disregarding his protests and her own safety to try and save complete strangers. It wasn't that he couldn't understand that instinct to protect, but just once, would it kill her to slow down and make a plan before rushing off half-cocked?
Aside from Claire's recklessness, nothing about this mission is predictable. A new T-virus outbreak in a small, isolated city. It should be fairly simple, just get in, find the survivors, get them out. But this is a new strain; it isn't behaving the way it did in Raccoon City. It
The Beginning of the End Part3Part 3The Beginning of the End Part34 years ago in Drama More Like This
Alfred pressed against the window as the Ashford private jet plane began its descent into the Umbrella Antarctic Base. He instantly felt his heart begin to beat faster in his chest as the base and the landing pad came into view. It had been close to six months since he had last been in the facility and he couldn't contain his excitement at the thought of being back there with Alexia. He reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a small folded piece of paper so that he may read it over one more time.
My Dear Alfred,
I'm write to you with wonderful news! I have made great progress with the development of my T-Veronica Virus and am happy to say that I am almost finished with it entirely! I have come up with a plan to test the effectiveness of the virus which I will explain at another time.
In other matters, Mr. Harman decided to call off the search for Father a month ago because he fears that keeping the search going when there is such little hope of finding him will dampen
CampingLeon/ClaireCamping4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The Redfields take Leon camping.
I'm no fun, they say.
People always ask me what I do to unwind with such a stressful job. Truth is, I don't do anything. Usually, I sleep. When I'm not sleeping, I'm sitting on my ass watching reruns on TV. Sometimes I'll have a few beers. But generally speaking, I don't do anything.
That's exactly how I got roped into this trip.
Claire and her brother both managed to find some time off together. They wanted to go camping. I told her over and over that I just wanted to stay home, but Claire absolutely refused to let me sit the trip out.
"You're no fun, Leon!" she had teased. "You never do anything exciting. You have to come with us!" I had told her I wanted to relax. She countered by telling me that camping is relaxing.
Truth is, I really like Claire. I've always liked her, from the moment I met her. But at the time I met her, I had just broken up with my long term girlfriend. I didn't want another relationship, I wanted an easy lay. She des
Resident Evil 6 Theories - Part 2Okay, so, after seeing the RE6 E3 2012 trailer, I came up with some new theories:Resident Evil 6 Theories - Part 23 years ago in Settings More Like This
I think that Derek Simmons is really Alex Wesker and the C-Virus is made up of the G-Embryo.
I still think that Sherry isn't the real Sherry, my theory is that she died and/or a clone (like Jake and I will defend that until proven wrong) that Albert Wesker created because he has the real Sherry all along and place her in hiding. Remember that Wesker had spies in the government to keep an eye on her.
Helena and her sister Debra may have be related to an old UMBRELLA employee, possibly William or Annette Birkin, which is why they were captured and why Helena said, It's my fault, I did this.
Neo-Umbrella = 3rd Organization.
Neo-Umbrella's goal to destroy the world, then repopulate it with clones that they created.
Albert Wesker's alive and the Uroboros plan was a smoke screen that Albert Wesker planned because he knew that this would happen. Remember, he and Ada worked together in the 3rd Organization. Plus,
The Doctor UnveiledThe Doctor Unveiled6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Right to be Parodied
Episode VI: The Doctor Unveiled
A/N: This is a brief parody of a cutscene in Resident Evil 5. Needless to say, there will be spoilers here! Pretty big ones, at that.
Chris and Sheva started the cutscene with a heroic charge into the room, as they were getting into the habit of doing. The room in question was a large stone hall in the midst of the ancient African ruin they had been exploring for the past few hours. After helping Lara Croft fight off a load of skinless monsters and chasing down Indiana Jones to take back the piece of the emblem he had run off with (he insisted it belonged in a museum), they had finally located their quarry. One of them, anyway.
"Excella Gionne! Stop right there!"
Excella turned around, a puzzled frown on her model-perfect features. "...I'm not moving," she pointed out.
"I said stop!" Sheva snapped, threatening with her pistol. "I won't warn you again!"
Excella continued to not move, taken aback by the agent's strange beh
Wesker's DaughterDisclaimer: I dont own Resident Evil nor am I making a profit from this.Wesker's Daughter6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Claire sighed as she sat on the plane which was taking them to L.A. where they would be taking a small vacation, yes, she didnt know how she had managed it but she had finally managed to convince Chris and Leon to go on a vacation. Chris oddly enough was fairly simple to convince once she had told Jill about her idea for them to all go on a holiday, Jill had instantly agreed and had done the convincing of Chris for her. Oh how she liked Jill!
Leon well he had been more difficult to convince mainly because he wouldnt answer his phone when she called him, something which she found extremely scary given that he always answered the thing.
Anyway after several failed attempts at reaching him she had decided to leave him a message on his voice box which pretty much stated that if he didnt respond to her calls she would come down on him like a ton of bricks in th
When Fangirls AttackWhen Fangirls Attack6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Right to be Parodied
Episode I: When Fangirls Attack
Author's Note: This is a brief parody of a cutscene in Resident Evil 5, so obviously there will be SPOILERS! You have been warned.
"The preparations are almost complete," purred a well-pedicured foot dressed in golden designer heels. Er, no, wait, the foot actually belonged to a very impractically dressed female whose legs were being suspiciously fixated upon by the camera. Excella Gionne frowned at the cameraman before taking a
LeonxAda - Guardian Chapter 1GuardianLeonxAda - Guardian Chapter 12 years ago in Drama More Like This
A/N: Hello there my beautifully fresh butterflies! I present to you a story about Leon and Ada in the form of short snip-nets. My friend told me it would be interesting to tell a story this way. This has a plot. I have a vague idea of where I want to take it, but I don't know exactly how.
If you like it, fave and review! I'll be updating this almost daily. I'd love to hear what you think of it.
There is a moment in time where you simply ask yourself if everything you've done to be where you are now is truly worth the price you've paid.
Never thinking that moment would ever come, it surely caught her off guard.
As she peaked through the open balcony window, her silhouette engulfed by darkness, there she saw him on the couch reading peacefully. Blues eyes scrutinizing every word, ash strands interfering.
She's always wondered if he was worth the bullets and sprints in heels. She's always wondered if it was worth lying for his safety
LeonxAda - Guardian Chapter 6GuardianLeonxAda - Guardian Chapter 62 years ago in Drama More Like This
A/N: Hey butterflies Thank you so much for faving, following and reviewing! I'm glad that some of you do like the story.
And I'm sorry if some of you are disappointed that they aren't together. Realistically, I can't imagine Ada settling down at all.
Don't forget to favourite, follow and review. They make me puke rainbows!
That afternoon, Leon found himself alone his apartment. Oddly his wife insisted on taking James with her and some friends to go shopping. Women and fashion, were two things he never really understood very well.
Wandering in his room, he decided to finally get out of his pajamas and get dressed. As his father always said, "You never really know when people just come knocking on your door. You don't want to give them the privilege to see you in pjs." It was one heck of a rule of gold.
Running through his shirts, he suddenly caught a glimpse of
Resident Evil Leon and AshleyIt was very rainy outside the castle where Leon and Ashley were hiding in. 'It's so hard not to look at Ashley while she was sleeping'. He thought to himself. Leon had an uncontrollable urge to be near Ashley all the time and to protect her from everything Salazar threw at them. Her short blonde locks hung perfectly down her pale white cheeks and her frosty pink lips and gorgeous brown eyes were no exception, they seemed to be one of an angle's. 'No wonder she got kidnapped.' he thought to himself.Resident Evil Leon and Ashley5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Leon had a tendency to keep loading and reloading his gun when he was nervous. He had nothing else constructive to do anyways, other than look at her, if you could call that constructive. She was around his age, twenty-one or so, and about as tall as him too, she was slim and all the boys loved her, not only for her looks and sweet personality, but because she was also the president of the United States' daughter.
It was quite quiet other then the rain tapping at the castles rotting windowci
Maid ServiceMaid Service3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Wesker was a CEO of a very successful government and publicly funded security force called H.S.E. High Security Enforcement. He took over from his father and turned it from barely surviving to having several hundred offices in many states. To say the least he became rich and now he had a dilemma, he had a two story five bedroom home and since he had no time to do it himself he needed someone to do it. He had been interviewing many people but none had met his needs. Wesker picked up the next resume and read the name, "Christopher Redfield..."
The boy was actually applying for a security job but it got mixed up with the maid interviewees. He had the experience to be a maid, he did some work as one while he was still in high school so he could provide for his sister. Wesker picked up his phone and dialed Chris' number.
"Hello Redfield residence," answered a man.
"Christopher Redfield?" Wesker asked.
"This is he, who's this?"
"This is Albert Wesker from the H.S.E. I'm sorry to
Soft Sounds and Hard Impacts: Chapter OneAre you there?Soft Sounds and Hard Impacts: Chapter One3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
If so, where are you hiding?
I'm having trouble finding you.
- Oh me, Oh my. Imogen Heap
Jill sighed. It was a Wednesday. Exactly two years, one month, and three days, give or take a few hours, had passed since she had the need to be where she was. The hospital. Every Wednesday, she would enter the dreaded place. She'd breath through her mouth, as not to smell the "too clean" scent. She'd block out the noises, as not to hear people crying, groaning in pain, or the last breaths of the terminally ill.
Room 216 was the room she was headed for. Inside, unmoving on a hospital bed, was someone important to her. He was hooked up to many different machines. An IV was in his left wrist, pumping the nutrients he needed in order to keep living. He was pale, not having seen the sun for two years. He hadn't seen anything for two years.
Just like every week, she entered the room and sat in the chair that had a permanent position beside the bed. She sometimes talked to him. Oth