20 Ways to annoy Edward Cullen1) Annony him.20 Ways to annoy Edward Cullen7 years ago in Scraps More Like This
2) Tell him Bella is dead.
3) Tell him Bella is pregnant.
4) Try to pick him up.
5) Tell him Bella dumped him... for a werewolf.
6) Burn his bed.
7) Ask why he bought a bed in the first place.
8) Sing "If you could read my mind".
9) Poke him and see how long it takes for him to kill you.
10) Make your deviantART name "EdwardCullenStalker". (I'm pretty sure I saw something like this somewhere before)
11) Lock him in a closet with Jacob and come back a week later to see what happened.
12) Laugh at the fact he's 107 and has an 18 year-old girlfriend.
13) Get into an agruement with him, then say "Bite me".
14) Be an overly obbessive fangirl.
15) Throw a party for him and only invite fangirls.
16) Invite him on a "hunting trip".
17) Get a bat and tell him you found him a vampire friend.
18) Ask him to donate blood.
19) Take him to a heart surgeon and tell the dude to fix his heart.
20) Repeat these steps until you die and make your own list! >8D