Pinkie's Brew lyricsI'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accruedPinkie's Brew lyrics2 years ago in Personal More Like This
They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two!
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of a newt and cinnamon
Watch as the matter turns to batter
open the portal, jump in!
Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom?
Sometimes life is not a cake walk, served up on a silver spoon
Toss a fig and,
save the date and,
bread and butter, chant and mutter,
chocolate icing, timeline splicing,
yeast is rising, rectifying
(Pinkies parents): Pinkie if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone
Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on
My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall
Let's beat these
Llamas with hats scriptCarl: Oh hey How did he get here?Llamas with hats script4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?!
Carl: Me? Uh, I didn't do this!
Paul: Explain what happened, Carl!
Carl: I've never seen him before in my life!
Paul: Why did you kill this person, Carl?
Carl: I do not kill people. That is that is my least favorite thing to do.
Paul: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
Carl: Alright, well I was upstairs
Carl: I was uh I was sitting in my room
Carl: reading a book
Paul: Go on
Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in
Carl: So, I went up to him
Carl: And I I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!
Carl: Oh! Well, I didn't know that!!
Paul: How could you not know that?!
Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I SUCK.
Paul: What happened to his hands?
Carl: What's that?
Paul: His hands. Whywhy are they missing?
The One To Remember: Chapter 3"You played great today," Anthony said as he packed away his guitar. They were the only ones left in the garage; Aaron had gone home and Kyle had disappeared into the house.The One To Remember: Chapter 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Thanks," Ian replied. "I messed up a lot, though."
"It was only your first practice," Anthony pointed out. "You were better than I was the first time I played with any band."
"You couldn't've been that bad," Ian said, grinning.
"You'd be surprised," Anthony said. "I wasn't always the guitar god I am now." He smirked.
Ian shook his head, smiling. "You have plans tonight?"
"We could go get something to eat," Ian suggested.
"Are you asking me out on a date?" Anthony asked, batting his eyelashes.
Ian felt himself blush. "No! I didn't mean I just meant as friends."
Anthony laughed. "I knew what you meant. I'm just fucking with you. How about Taco Bell? I'll pay."
"How can I say no to free tacos?" Ian said, his embarrassment slowly fading.
"You can't," Anthony declared. "Let's go!"
"God, I was s
12th Birthday Create A Story Contest Winners!Parisian deviants! We're headed for the beautiful City of Light, and we want to see you!12th Birthday Create A Story Contest Winners!2 years ago in DeviantART Announcements More Like This
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