Rules of survival part 1Don't walk around saying "Hello?" like the killer is going to reply "Yeah I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"Rules of survival part 14 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
If someone says "Oh yeah, that's the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered" then it's time to move house.
If your friend gets bitten by a zombie and says "Maybe I wont turn into one", kill him. Better safe than sorry.
Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don't go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don't drop it. Car? Won't start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.
If something licks your hand in the darkness, it's not your dog. Your dog is dead.
Stay away from places like Amityville, Haddonfield, Camp Crystal Lake, Elm Street and the entire state of Maine.
If you're running around completely naked, you might as well just murder yourself.
Don't be black. For some reason, in horror movies, black people are usually the first to die.
If you are annoying or a wise-ass, you will die before the black guy.
If you are a hot blond girl with big boobs, you will die before the annoying g