Rules of survival part 1Don't walk around saying "Hello?" like the killer is going to reply "Yeah I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"Rules of survival part 13 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
If someone says "Oh yeah, that's the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered" then it's time to move house.
If your friend gets bitten by a zombie and says "Maybe I wont turn into one", kill him. Better safe than sorry.
Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don't go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don't drop it. Car? Won't start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.
If something licks your hand in the darkness, it's not your dog. Your dog is dead.
Stay away from places like Amityville, Haddonfield, Camp Crystal Lake, Elm Street and the entire state of Maine.
If you're running around completely naked, you might as well just murder yourself.
Don't be black. For some reason, in horror movies, black people are usually the first to die.
If you are annoying or a wise-ass, you will die before the black guy.
If you are a hot blond girl with big boobs, you will die before the annoying g
The Spyro Chronicles Ch. 34Part 7: The Final PushThe Spyro Chronicles Ch. 343 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Chapter 34: Paving the Way
Dragon Realms, Uncharted System
May 6, 2204
New Dragon Temple, Warfang
Clouds passed overhead as calm winds slapped into the side of the dragon temple, adding to the calm of the city as the day was beginning to break all around. Storm clouds were hovering nearby once again, rain coming down on the city in small amounts as sunlight still came through to the city below, illuminating it somewhat.
Spyro sat inside his room, the calm air filtering in through the window that sat across from him, a slightly blue tint added to the room from the outside weather. He closed his eyes calmly before he heard someone at the door, he turning to face them. Cynder stood at his door, smiling a bit as she entered.
"So how'd things go with Terrador?" She asked.
"They went good, he agreed to the plan as well as the Human and Lakador Commanders. They even want the start the assault later today but we need to head into the city to clear the defenses
How to Survive a Horror MovieHow to Survive a Horror MovieHow to Survive a Horror Movie4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. Don't go into the water, forest, decrepit house, attic, and God dangit, do NOT go into the basement! Haven't you EVER watched one of these things? Can we say 'instant suicide'?
2. If you are a pretty blond with blue eyes, you're dead. Likewise if your name is Tiffany, Stephanie, Brittany- pretty much any cutesy name ending with the 'y' sound. If you wish to live, the only thing you can do is shave your head, gouge out your eyes, get fat, wear glasses, have your breasts surgically removed, and change your name to Beatrice.
3. Never wear a bikini, ever. The hot girls are the first to die.
4. NEVER go ANYWHERE with a hot teenage girl. Especially do not go into the forest with a hot girl. If you are an idiot, ignored that statement, and now find yourself in the woods with a hot girl, don't start kissing. And whatever you do, do NOT make out. Really, just, don't. You'll have time for tongues after you're still ALIVE.
5. If you hear a scream...
The Start of an Adventure Later that day, Metaknight and Kirby brought Magolor back to his ship. Dedede, Colin, and Bill were there waiting for him, while the waddle dees and Metaknight's soilders were doing some repairs on the ship. He went to the control panel and checked the status of his ship.The Start of an Adventure2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"This isn't good...," Magolor said, sadly, "Some important pieces are missing from the Lor. What's missing is the oars, the emblem, the mast, and the wings. The wings and the oars help the ship fly, the mast acts as a satellite, and the emblem is a sheild generator. And then there's the energy gears, they help power the ship and keep the parts working."
"So if we collect all these things, the ship can return to your planet?" Dedede asked.
A Boy from Halcandra It was just an ordinary day in Dreamland. Kirby and Metaknight were sitting on the couch together watching TV, Sirica was on her computer in her room, Garlude was doing laundry, and Gabriel was asleep in his crib. Just then, everything began to shake a little.A Boy from Halcandra2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Whoa!" Metaknight responded, "Is this an earthquake?!"
Suddenly, with a big BOOM! everything in dreamland shook violently for a moment. In Dreamland Castle, Dedede found himself face down on the floor. Escargoon, his younger sister, Shelly, and Colin (a waddle dee wearing a blue bandana) rushed to his side.
"Your majesty! Are you alright?!" Shelly cried.
The snail siblings and waddle dee helped Dedede to his feet.
Return to Halcandra----After defeating the Grand Doomer and obtaining the mast----Return to Halcandra2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
After returning to the ship, Kirby and the others told Magolor about the Grand Doomer as the waddle dees and Metaknight's soldiers reinstalled the mast.
"I guess when the Lor was infected with evil magic, most of it ended up in the mast and that manifested into a Grand Doomer," Magolor said, "The more evil magic infecting a object, the more powerful the doomer that is created."
"We found all the gears on Popstar, as well," Metaknight said, "Was that all there was?"
"Unfortunately, no," Magolor said while working at his computer, "It looks like some of the gears were dropped on Halcandra, when the Lor was flying me out of there. Still, we have enough to fly us to b
Repressed Memories----After defeating Goriath and obtaining the Lor's emblem----Repressed Memories2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Kirby, Metaknight, and Colin were relieved to return to nice, warm Dreamland, after being in the freezing cold of White Wafers. Dedede wasn't bothered by it though, as the planet he was born on was always covered in snow and ice.
"Once the emblem is reinstalled, the Lor will have it's sheild system again," Magolor said, "All that's left now is the mast, and we should be able to fly back to Halcandra."
"How you've been feeling, Magolor?" Metaknight asked.
"Does your head feel better?" Kirby asked.
"I feel alot better after taking naps," Magolor said, "It makes the headaches go away."
How to survive a horror movie1) First things first! never ever investigate strange noises that sounds off in dark areas. This rule shoud simply be obeyed .How to survive a horror movie4 years ago in Editorial More Like This
2) never say "I 'll be right back . You won't be back.
3) Make sure your vehicle has a fresh battery at all occasions.
4) Never go in dark rooms.
5) Never be a blonde girl with big boobs
6) Never be an arrogant person.
7)Never run upstairs if you are being chased by an kiiller or monster.Your just walkiing to your own death because your only way out will be to jump.
8) If there are rumors about an evil force that goes around your town you should move some where far away from that place
9) If you found an unusual object that was you found on the ground , don't try to find out what it is and certainly don't tell anyone about the object. Just put it down and walk away.
10) Don't try to solve an puzzle that opens an portal to hell nonless you wanna die.
11) Puzzle boxes are not toys.
12) Don't try to protect the girlfriend just run!
13) If you and a girl
Scary Movie Rules#1 Never underestimate the power of the word "The" (e.g, The Happening, The Mist, The Shining)Scary Movie Rules6 years ago in Humor More Like This
#2 Main Characters must always choose the option most likely to end in gore/death/fright (e.g. hears a noise outside/in other room and goes to investigate)
#3 The most logical character/the leader type person always survives
#4 There MUST be a traitor obvious to the audience but a shock to the characters
#5 Old Ladies MUST kick ass
#6 The initial procedure of a plan NEVER goes to plan
#7 The cocky guy always gets himself or someone else killed
#8 There must never be enough ammo
#9 All cults are evil
#10 Dark = Danger
#11 Bugs are always dangerous
#12 New/Unusual creatures are always out to kill you
#13 Science is always more likely the cause than religion
#14 When ever religion is introduced there will be an uprising
#15 Anything can be a weapon
#16 No matter how farfetched it seems it could be right
#17 Old ladies kick ass, we cannot reinforce this enough
#18 No matter how apocalyptic things
My little pony theoryYou all have probably know about the new generation of My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic. It has, for one reason or another, become an overnight sensation. Whether or not you like the show yourself, you have to admit that its success is impressive.My little pony theory2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
However, it raises a question. Lauren Faust has worked on other popular shows, and has been working on her own line of toys, The Galaxy Girls. How did she wind up creating the re-make of some 80’s toy commercial instead of working on her own show ideas? It could be that she’s just nostalgic about her childhood MLP toys or something, but even then, what artist wouldn’t rather work on their own ideas?
I read this news story a few years ago. It was about 6 girls who all went to the same school, and died on the same day, November 7th, 2004. A friend of mine from N.C. sent me the article from a small local newspaper. I forgot about it until I was watching a few episodes of MLP and realized the main characters are surprising
A Letter to Stephenie MeyerDear Stephenie Meyer,A Letter to Stephenie Meyer5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I read your book 'Twilight' about a year-and-a-half ago, and I have to say:
It was the worst piece of 'literature' I've ever had the displeasure to lay my eyes on.
See, around Christmas time, my friends and I all had a sleepover/Secret Santa party. At that time, I had heard a lot about Twilight, and, being an avid reader, wanted to know what all the fuss was about. My friend Katie ended up being my secret santa, and she got me Twilight and two other books. I was overjoyed, I started reading it that day. I kept reading and reading for a week or two, spending most of my time in my room, reading that book. Really, I have to admit, it did seem a little interesting at first, but then, it got rather...Bland. I kept reading, hoping to come upon an interesting part, I thought,
'Maybe she's just building the suspense up for a good part.' but no. I've never been wronger in my life.
I'll admit to never finishing the book, but I'll tell you why:
I got a throbbing headache abo
Character SheetName:Character Sheet3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Don't get too extravagant with this. Description of appearance is one of the most commonly overdone things with OCs. Keep it simple no one will remember a word you say if you describe everything from the shape of his/her nose to the color of his/her toenails. Also, keep this within the realm of the fandom. In a fandom where characters all have naturally colored hair, it would be strange if your character had naturally pink hair.
Do note the weapon depends on the fandom, the age, the time, the place, etc. Your character may also not have weapons, it all depends. If your character does have a weapon, what type of weapon it is depends largely on the fandom. For example, it would be quite bizarre if your Rurouni Kenshin OC used a light saber as a weapon. And it would be a plot-hole
Similar to weapon, the ability of your character depends on the fandom. If the canon characters of the fando
Slenderman: The Untold Story Ch. 5Slenderman: The Untold Story Ch. 52 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Disclaimer: I do not own Slenderman and/or any of the characters that will be shown here. And neither it does related to the upcoming game itself.
Warning: May Contain Bloodbath, Flying Organs, and Skewered Bodies. Make sure you vomit everything before reading this.
Chapter Five: Slenderman
I went through several psychologists and tests. Some say that I have autism; others told me that I have a down syndrome, and many other things I don't understand. My parents have to confine me in the house for safe keeping. They give me several pills that make my head hurt. I never even touch my food, nor take the pills. I never forget Mr. Slenderman, not even for a while.
I was sad. Miserable. Helpless. Alone. Depressed.
Sometimes, I throw tantrums just to go outside. Finally, I was given permission to go but under the eye of a guardian. My father volunteered as my guardian and knowing him, it's hard to escape from his eye. But Alas! I have found my way to escape from hi
we are...I am that girl you called a slut,we are...2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The girl you called fat and ugly,
The girl you said would never be good enough.
Leaving scars to never to heal.
I am that boy you laughed at,
The boy you called retarded and useless,
The boy you said was going to die a virgin.
Leaving a noose around my neck.
I am the girl you said was to fat,
The girl you couldn't tell if she was pregnant or fat,
The girl you said only ever has MacDonald's,
The girl you said was a disgrace to her family.
Too scared to eat and purging every day.
I am that boy you would shove,
The boy you would sneer out,
The boy you would bash every day,
The boy you convinced everyone to hate.
My family cry at my funeral for your words finally came true.
Human rightsHuman RightsHuman rights2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
We all have Human rights, right?
Then tell me
If I can do what I want with my body
Why can't I commit suicide, without arrest, without judgement?
If she can do anything she wants with her body
Why can't she get rid of the baby without being frowned upon?
If we have the right to freedom of speech,
Why can't we speak the truth about our Government's?
If we have the right to own Property,
Why are so many people homeless?
Weak, tired, dying.
If we have the right to be protected from Violence
Then why aren't you protecting us?
Why are you leaving innocent people, children, woman, men, to die in bloodshed?
If we have the right to be treated equal,
Why are blacks, gays, woman, and others, being treated different?
As Rapists, as Murders, as just being different, or as sex objects.
If we have the right to pick religions,
Why are some forced into a religion?
If we have the right to peacefully protest,
Why are we, sometimes, not allowed to?
And when we do,
Why don't you listen
The Nightmare Escapees - Chapter 9The Nightmare Escapees - Chapter 91 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You're a soldier now
For a moment, Meta Knight was paralyzed. Completely frozen to where he stood. Barely a few meters away stood Heavy Lobster, charging up an attack in his direction. Yet he was frozen and unable to move right then. It was just for a moment, barely a second, but for Meta Knight it felt like an eternity. He had never seen death in the eye like this before. There had been many close calls in the battles he had fought, in all the harsh training he had to go through before he escaped his former master. But still, he had never been directly in front of or this close to a charging-up Heavy Lobster.
A blinding light erupted from the claw of the Heavy Lobster, and Meta Knight barely managed to avoid it by forcing his paralyzed muscles to jump to the side. It was mostly due to the fact that he was so small that the mechanic monster missed its target but it was still a very close call. Meta Knight could feel the heat of the beam as it burst past him and hit somewhere beh
I made BEN happyUser: BEN.I made BEN happy2 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
Cleverbot: Yes, ben.
User: Link drowned BEN.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: The counter resets.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you did that.
User: Why is the father smiling?
Cleverbot: Which father is smiling?
User: Happy mask salesman.
Cleverbot: You are funny and sweet.
User: I'm glad you did that.
Cleverbot: You've met a terrible fate, haven't you?
User: BEN is back.
Cleverbot: Where is BEN?
User: BEN is comming for you.
User: BEN wants to drown you.
Cleverbot: Ben has already died.
User: BEN is a ghost.
Cleverbot: How is BEN death?
User: BEN is lonely.
Cleverbot: Will the Song of Healing accompany him?
User: The Song of Healing reverses.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: It does when BEN is around.
Cleverbot: Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles.
User: BEN is watching.
Cleverbot: Ben is Omega. Ben is me. All is me.
User: BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: Drowned by who?
User: Link Drowned BEN.
Cleverbot: The fourth da
Collecting Parts----After defeating Mr. Dooter and obtaining the Lor's right wing----Collecting Parts2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
As expected, the right wing has infected with evil magic, and it ended up corrupting a genie inside Raisin Ruins. Fortunately, Kirby and the others were able to eliminate that evil, freeing the genie from being possessed. Afterwards, Dedede's waddle dees brought the wing back to the ship, as he and the others returned as well.
"Once we get the other wing, this ship should be able to fly again," Magolor said, "But we'll need the mast help navigate the ship and the emblem to keep it protected."
"How's your memory coming along, by the way," Dedede asked.
"It's coming back very slowly," Magolor answered, "I remember that what attacked my ship a
The Nightmare Escapees - PrologueThe Nightmare Escapees - Prologue1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The sounds of his metal shoes against the hard floor echoed against the cold walls, barely drowning the sounds of the monsters chasing him somewhere behind. His ragged breath and his violently beating heart were almost the only thing he could hear though; having to run and fight alone against hundreds of monsters had tired him out completely. But he refused to stop. He refused to let them catch him. If they caught him, the whole galaxy was lost.
The bundle in his arms was the last hope for the galaxy; a little baby. A pink baby batamon slept blissfully in his arms despite all the chaos and noise around it. The baby snuggled into the cloth around it, which was a part of its carrier’s blue cape that he had ripped off and wrapped around the little baby to keep it warm. The golden eyes that shone from behind carrier’s metal mask drifted to the sleeping baby in his arms for a moment before he concentrated on keeping moving forward again.
At last he reached his destination; the s
The Nightmare Escapees - Chapter 2The Nightmare Escapees - Chapter 21 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I will protect you
“So what do you plan to do now?” Doctor Dee asked a few days later. Meta Knight’s wounds were healing nicely and he had recovered enough to be free to go soon. A small bed had been moved next to Meta Knight’s, where a peacefully sleeping Kirby lay between warm blankets, as the blue puffball had expressed such worry when the smaller pink puffball was out of his sight. His armor and weapon had been mended and were now resting on one of the two small tables next to his bed. His shredded cape had been fixed as well.
Meta Knight turned to the doctor, thinking of what to answer. What did he plan to do? He was not sure. He couldn´t go back to his former master: that was not even an option. He could take Kirby and travel the galaxy, but Meta Knight wasn´t sure if he would be able to protect Kirby from their enemies. They had to be a target for his former master now. It was only a matter of time before he would try to get Meta Knight
The Nightmare Escapees - Chapter 1The Nightmare Escapees - Chapter 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
His name is Kirby
“MK-13, your training is coming to an end. You are soon ready for your mission” the dark entity said as it looked down at the blue batamon kneeling in front of him. “I trust you already know the mission’s content.” The blue batamon nodded.
“Yes, master. I am to infiltrate the Galaxy Soldier Army, gain their trust and murder their leader; Sir Arthur. I will try to make it look like I am innocent so I can stay in the army and kill them one after one” the batamon said, before its red eyes looked up to stare right back into its master’s own red eyes. Few of the entity’s creation dared to do such a thing. But this creation was not like the others.
“Good. Do not fail me.”
“Hey! Wake up! Are you okay?!” someone shouted in his ear. A small groan escaped him and he wanted to cover his ears to shut out the loud voice. But when he tried to raise his arms he noticed that he couldn’t.
The hogwarts rulesI solemly swear that:The hogwarts rules6 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
I will not tell voldemort to go to his `happy place`.
I will not play fetch with lupin.
I will not invite snape to tea parties.
I will not tell the divination teachers that my tea leaves are swearing at me.
I will not under any circumstances allow Peeves to know the password into Dumbledore's office and offer him points for each object he destroys.
I will not send Voldemort flowers, no matter how tempting it actually is.
I will not grow marijuana in herbology. Not after last time...
I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
I will not ask Hagrid what a jackalope is.
I will not add Magic mushrooms to every potion I make.
I will not attempt to carve my initials into the whomping willow.
I will not scream "Voldemort!" just to get out of potions class.
I will not point to the dark mark and shout, "To the batmobile, robin!"
I will not hand out Harry Potter books to the first years.
I will not tell the house elves to tell santa I said hi.
I will not gi
The Mary Sue and YouAs some of you are probably aware, a "Sue War" is stirring in the DP fandom. Since I've got some free timeThe Mary Sue and You4 years ago in Editorial More Like This
and have a horrible case of writer's block, I figured I would write a little something up concerning Mary Sues.
The Mary Sue
Many people in fandom have heard the term Mary Sue, but few know the actual definition of a Sue. In short, a Mary Sue is a character that is unbelievably perfect. They have skills or traits that are either unexplained or impossible. The Mary Sue often dominates the entire story, and overshadows other main characters, the only exception being the love interest. Essentially, a Mary Sue is the author's idea of a perfect character, and is often a self insert. Note:This does not mean that all self inserts are Mary Sues, although instances of this are extremely rare.
Most Mary Sues have extraordinary powers that are either uncommon or unheard of in the story universe. In the DP fandom, a telltale sign of a Mary Sue is when he/she is