The Avengers: A Baby's Day"Hey! I wanted to beat him!"The Avengers: A Baby's Day3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Yeah, well... me too! And I got him first."
"Hulk!" young Steve Rogers yelled. He was playing with action figures with Tony. Steve was about to knock the Loki action figure off the tall play-building with his own figurine when Tony picked it up. Then he used his action figure to beat up the Loki one instead.
"What, Steve? And for the last time, my name is Bruce," Bruce Banner said in annoyance. He was the oldest of the Avengers, being twelve, and he was their father (in a way). He was the one the other four and five-year-olds complained to and depended on.
"Tony's being mean!"
"I am not."
"Okay, that's enough! Steve, what happened?"
"Tony took Loki away from me."
Bruce was confused for a second, then he saw the toy in Tony's hand.
"Tony... Did you take Steve's toy?"
"No! He didn't take him, so I took him and beat him up."
"Yeah, but I wanted to beat him!"
"Steve, maybe Tony wanted to beat him, too--"
LokixReader- False Love Part 1LokixReader- False Love Part 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
A dull fear rose in your chest as you followed behind the tall, intimidating, Nick Fury. He was awfully upset, and so was Maria. You weren't completely sure what was causing all the commotion, but you knew it had something to do with The Tesseract. You were a fairly new SHIELD agent, and you were young, so you still had much to learn about all the in's and out's of the top secret organization. But being Nick's personal assistant, you had to learn fast.
"Should I be worried?" You looked toward Maria with confused, [e/c] eyes. You and Maria were rather close with each other, so she understood how all of SHIELD's crazy happenings frightened you at times.
"I'm sure Nick will take care of it" Maria replied to you with a nod. Although, you could see right through her lie. You sighed to yourself and stayed close behind Fury, clutching your cluttered binder close to your chest. Nick had entrusted you with these notes, and it was your job to keep them out of the wrong hands. If someone were to
SimpleSimpleSimple3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Nothing was ever simple with the Avengers. Take, for example, movie nights. Harmless, right? Wrong.
It started with seats. Tony had one couch, two armchairs (one was rickety, Thor got excited during Wall-E), and a beanie bag because Tony Stark had a sense of humor. It was universally acknowledged that no one sat on the middle seat of the couch. No one.
So, someone was on the floor. Usually it was either Clint or Thor because they'd fight over the beanie bag. Steve and Natasha got the couch unless Tony stole Steve's seat (not Natasha's, because he wasn't suicidal, who knew what was in her seat?). Tony laid claim to the couch anyways because he owned it, but most of them didn't listen to him, on principle that everything in the tower was owned by him, so it didn't matter. Bruce would generally get the nice armchair, leaving either Tony or Steve in the broken one (which Tony refused to replace because it had 'memories').
That was just the start of it though. Supposedly there was an
The Avengers: Tickling, Toads, And Trickery"Stop! Leave me alone!" Loki ran up a flight of stairs, but tripped on one step. He quickly regained his footing and ran through the heli-carrier. Following him were Thor and Tony. Bruce, Steve, and Clint were also following Loki, but they weren't in hot pursuit of him.The Avengers: Tickling, Toads, And Trickery3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Loki turned abruptly into an empty healing room. He shut and locked the door behind him. About five seconds later, Tony was seen running into the closed door. Loki was panting, trying to catch his breath after running from The Avengers.
"Open the door, Reindeer Games," came Tony's voice from the other side of the door.
"A-Absolutely not," Loki replied breathlessly. He sat on the cot in the tiny medical room.
Tony turned around and looked at Thor.
"Wanna give it a try?"
Thor walked to the door and spoke loudly, "Brother, please come out. We promise not to hurt you."
"That's what you said last time."
"And did we hurt you?"
"You humiliated me. And I will not stand for it," Loki crossed his ar
My Bleeding HeartMy Bleeding Heart3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"You're a monster!"
"No, you brought the monster."
Natasha smirked as she realized his plan, clueing in whoever was on the receiving end of the intercom. Loki started at her, bewildered.
The red-head grinned as she said, "Thank you, for your cooperation."
Loki banged his fists on the side of his new prison cell, growling in rage silently through his muzzle. The memory and handcuffs seemed to mock him, as they both lingered where they were, in his mind and on his body, unwilling to leave his side. He understood why the bonds frustrated him, but he was unaware as to why the Russian SHIELD agent decided to torment his thoughts.
Those words. It was those wretched words. They echoed in his mind, laughing, mocking him. He swung his arms towards the wall again, taking satisfaction in the deep, resonating clang it made. Loki's eyes wandered to his wrists, eyebrows furrowing when he noticed a thin trail of blood flowing out of the bonds that wrapped his entire forearm and watched it tric
Five Kisses 1A Loki Story (Pre-Thor/Avengers).Five Kisses 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
A book and a bargain are just the beginning of Loki and Sigyn's relationship... LokixSigyn.
Chapter One: Searching For A Book
The Asgardian library was one far different to those found on Midgard. The Asgardian library was more a colossal hall devoted to the safe-keeping of many old and precious books left there to accumulate over the years. It differed also as it was not a place for the borrowing of books, unless you happened to get on the good side of the Archive Keeper- a good side that was very hard to locate as his love and dedication for the books he cared for far outweighed his feelings for his fellow Asgardians.
In fact, it often took many years of reading and treating books with 'the care they deserved' under his vigilant watch before he would allow anyone to take a book from the giant hall. Even the
Best Ever Creation"JARVIS, set the coordinates. We're heading home."Best Ever Creation3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Leaving the S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters behind him, Tony Stark took to the skies, the repulsors on his suit rocketing him high above the tops of the buildings. The journey from New York to Malibu was going to be a long one, but instead of taking his private jet or calling for a fancy car, Tony had decided to fly in his Iron Man suit. The airspace above the city was much less crowded and congested than the roads below, and when flying, he found that there was much more space for him to think. And sometimes, in his hectic life and even more chaotic job, Tony just needed a little time to himself.
His eyes flitting absent-mindedly across the holographic displays before him, Tony settled back, withdrawing his control over the suit and allowing JARVIS to lock him onto the co-ordinates found for his Malibu estate. With the repulsors on his feet stabilizing at about seventy percent thrust capacity, Tony estimated the journey would take him around
Reader x Loki - Chapter FourReader x Loki - Chapter Four3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A month has passed since you agreed to work for Tony, and it has been one eventful month. Whether it was stopping him from chasing skirts or getting him out of a bar, Tony had been a handful. It was almost like babysitting a spoiled child, only much older, and much more spoiled. But at least the work distracted you from the man that still haunted your dreams. It has been a good year or so since you saw him, and it has been only a few hours since he has invaded your dreams. Why was he so unforgettable? You thought, leaving against the wall in the hall you were told to wait for Tony in, deep in thought for once again that man has appeared within your subconscious, the only difference was that that dream had felt so real and looked so vivid it was painful. Even just thinking back to it sent a throb to your brain, and the thought of him made your chest feel heavy as if something was smothering your heart.
"Ah, [name], there you are," You jumped at the sound of Tony speaking right beside yo
Reader x Loki - Chapter TwoReader x Loki - Chapter Two3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A year has passed since you last saw him. The memory of him still haunted your dreams; he haunted them so much that you began losing too much sleep and could barely keep awake during your job. You couldn't help it; this wasn't common for you to think about a man like this so much, in fact up until you met him, you never thought of a specific man for more than a day. Never, and if it weren't for your best friend, you would still be wallowing in bed. The two of you promised that every Saturday night you both would go out to a bar trying to pick out a new man for you. Of course, you never exactly told her what had happen that night 4 days from now and a year ago, she just sort have guessed that it was a man problem. Today was Saturday and you were purposely moving sluggishly to finish your part-time job so that you wouldn't have to go out tonight. You just finished serving up your personal favourite Chai Latte to your best customer when your best friend Ali walked in with all of her short
A FriendSteve Rogers went about his day much the same as usual in the morning, he got up well before the others, making his own breakfast before heading to the gym for his usual two-hour routine. After intense sessions in both weight-training and boxing, he took a shower, before leaving the S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters altogether to take a stroll around the bustling city of New York. And, as always, it was something he did alone. Steve knew that he had friends back at the Avengers Tower, friends that would be all-too-happy keep him company, but nevertheless, he preferred to keep to himself. Looking up at the towering office blocks that surrounded him, Steve let out a wistful sigh. Friends or no friends in this world, he was always alone.A Friend3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tipping back the last of his coffee and throwing the empty cup into the bin, Steve left the café in which he had been sat to make his way back to the Tower. It was a colossal structure, towering high above the others, the huge letter 'A' that ad
Bruce Banner's Nine Circles of Hell.The First Circle:Bruce Banner's Nine Circles of Hell.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
From the moment he sets foot on the Helicarrier they're all smiles and lies, which in a sick way is almost okay with him because he wouldn't have expected much else.
To put it extremely mildly, Bruce Banner is not a people person.
He does not make it a point in life to seek out large gatherings of people, nor does he ever make it a point to exist in one place long enough to leave a lasting imprint of a name and face in the middle of nowhere with people that will hardly ever give him a second glance. And he likes it that way.
He likes the freewill but hates the freedom.
And so he sits and waits in the wide open expanse of Wherever He Is Right Now, British Columbia, Canada for that Great Big Something because sitting around trying to meditate with the Jolly Green Giant roiling around in the back of his mind isn't exactly making things simple.
Instead, Bruce brews another cup of tea, takes a sip, burns his tongue and decides that he doesn't exactly like this tea.
Reader x Loki - Chapter FiveReader x Loki - Chapter Five3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You could tell Tony was angry, although he hid it. You grew to know him well enough to know when he was pretending to be happy in this past month. You wondered how Pepper could handle a man that was so childish. You figured that she just had her ways. The two of you were sitting on a bench just outside of the building you had left him in the hunt for doughnuts. You had only eaten the one glazed doughnut, Tony had about three. You couldn't eat anymore, not after that encounter with Loki. You couldn't stop thinking about him. It made you feel sick, but in a way you enjoyed it. You wanted to see him again. You just hoped that you wouldn't find him on your bed again. Your cheeks flushed slightly at the remembrance of that night. The last time you saw him. You reached for the box of doughnuts and grabbed whichever one your hand touched first and began stuffing it in your mouth, trying to distract yourself. "You know I was planning on eating that one," Tony said pointing to the last chocolat
Reader x Loki - Chapter SevenReader x Loki - Chapter Seven3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You awoke with a startle on you soft and comfortable bed, unaware of how you managed to get there. You sat up, a pain throbbing in the depths of your skull. Throwing off your covers you realized you were still wearing the clothes from earlier. Your digital clock on your end table read 10:23pm in its glow. Looking around you noticed nothing really changed in the hours you had been asleep. You quickly got to your feet, tired of your headache and desperate to get those nightmares out of your mind, and headed to your bathroom where you grabbed a bottle of Advil, taking it with you as you went downstairs to your kitchen. Halfway down the stairs you slowed, hearing noises from the T.V. in your living room. You don't recall leaving it on, so it was a little odd. Setting the bottle of Advil on the bottom step as quietly as you could you stepped lightly towards the living room.
To your surprise was the so-called god of mischief sitting on your couch, surfing through the channels on your T.V. an
Ways to Drive Loki up the wallWays to drive Loki up the wall:Ways to Drive Loki up the wall3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
1. Ask him to kneel
2. Tell him that Thor is better than him
3. Ask him whether he had done things with Thor, and videotape his reactions.
4. Put him alone in a room with Hulk.
5. Put him in a room with Thor in an crazy mood.
6. Show him ThunderFrost, Frostiron and any other yaoi pairings photos & videos.
7. Replace his scepter with a cardboard one.
8. Steal his hair gel and hide it.
9. Tell him that he will never take over the world.
11. Squeal at every word he says.
12. Glomp on him for the entire day.
13. Follow him around for 24 hours. Including in his sleep.
14. Take pictures of him bathing (NAKED) and post everywhere. (Tumblr, Flickr, Facebook, Twitter, Fanpop, Google, etc.)
15. Tell him that he is a slut.
16. Ask him whether he is a gay, and if he says no, run all over Asgard telling everyone he is gay. If he says yes ._____________.
17. Ask him whether he likes Lady Gaga.
18. Steal his clothes when he is half-awake.
19. Call him a cockroach.
Meeting the FamilyMeeting the FamilyMeeting the Family3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“I really don’t think you understand me. As a matter of fact, I think you’re taking steps to not understand me at all.” Peter Parker Stark-Rogers knew he was making a bad decision. He was a smart kid (always had been) and typically made good choices. This was not one of them.
“They’re your parents! How bad could they be? After all, they raised you.” Gwen Stacy. The prettiest girl he knew (sans Natasha but come on, you don’t describe a ‘woman’ with the word ‘girl’) was his girlfriend. He should have known she’d want to meet his parents eventually. He’d entertained the idea of having Bruce and Natasha as stand ins.
“You haven’t met them. I don’t exactly have an ordinary family.” Peter sighed.
“No one does. Everyone says their parents are so weird but they never are. C’mon, you’ve met mine.” Gwen laughed.
“Yeah, they were great. But m
Reader x Loki - Chapter EightReader x Loki - Chapter Eight3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
After that night you only managed to get in a couple uninterrupted hours of sleep, and when you awoke in the morning you felt horribly sick and were planning on calling in a sick day, but then you received an important call from Pepper. She stated that Tony had something important to tell you and that you already a full page of whatever odd job stuff Tony wanted you to do/get. After the call you dragged yourself out of bed, and stared at yourself in the mirror of your bathroom for a good five minutes before getting through your morning routines. When you were changing from your pyjamas you noticed something that almost completely freaked you out. Not only did you notice how extremely pale you looked, but you also noticed that, on your left side, underneath your ribs was something red. It was under your skin and you were pretty sure you couldn't feel it, but when you looked at it you noticed that is wiggled and squirmed, and when you put your hand on it you could feel it pulse before it
Once AgainOnce Again3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It started with a difficult choice. Surrender or save his pride. When Loki chose the latter, he marked the start of a strange accident, funny misadventures, and a realization that changed his miserable life.
Loki's dangerously weakened body changes itself into a six-year-old with no memory of what he has done. The Avengers cannot bring themselves to kill an innocent child, even if the child will grow up to blow up a city. Keeping Loki in the Avengers Tower will end with unexpected results, though. After all, this is the God of Mischief we're talking about.
Set post-battle, right before Loki says "I'll have that drink now." Ending may be sad.
Not A WeaknessIt had been a week since Peter Parker had been found on the doorstep of the S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters, bundled up in a blanket and sleeping soundly. He must have been left there sometime during the night, but why, or by whom, was quite unknown - only a small note, tucked up within the baby’s tiny first, offered any kind of explanation to his abandonment. ‘Peter Parker. This boy is special – please look after him’ was all that it read. Immediately after he was determined not to be a threat, the baby boy had been taken in, and on Director Fury’s orders, had be placed under the care of the S.H.I.E.L.D agents who were to raise him as one of their own…Not A Weakness3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“I’ve had enough!”
The door to the nursery slammed open, the impact nearly tearing the wood from its hinges as it struck back against the wall. Clint Barton caught it just as it began to swing back, holding it open just long enough for a red-haired woman to storm out, before closi
Reader x Loki - Chapter FourteenReader x Loki - Chapter Fourteen3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Loki's smirk can tell a thousand words. The trick is trying to figure out which ones it is. His smirk can either mean he enjoys your idiocy, or it could mean he is planning on punishing you later. But it can also mean that he has been planning deviously. Right now you could easily tell what his smirk meant, as he stared right at you; he was planning on using you to cause chaos. It was written all over his face. You felt hurt knowing what he was planning on doing, but it made you wondered how he could make you do such dastardly deeds. He couldn't ask you to do it because you didn't know your powers well enough, and you were pretty certain that he wouldn't force whatever-it-is-inside-you to do it or else he'll be the target, not anyone else. You chewed your bottom lip in thought, worried about what was going to happen.
His mouth twitched in amusement; clearly he noticed your dismay. He really enjoyed toying with you, and, despite the rare time spent with him, you can never seem to tell i
Poker"JARVIS, dim the lights."Poker3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was not often that the Avengers were off duty, much less all at the same time, but tonight was one of those evenings where the world had managed to keep itself stable enough to allow them some time off. Though Director Fury had insisted that they stay within the S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters in case of an emergency, an attack on the earth was the last thing on their minds right now. Sat around a table in Tony Stark's chambers, all six Avengers stared across at one other expressionlessly, piles of chips on the table before them and two playing cards clutched to their chests. The game was on.
"Are we all ready?" Tony the dealer for the first round asked, his hand hovering over the deck of cards as he cast a questioning glance in Thor's direction. It had taken almost two hours, and the combined efforts of all those sitting at the table, to explain the rules of the game to the god, and judging by the baffled expression which passed over his face, he st
Reader x Loki - Chapter SixteenReader x Loki - Chapter Sixteen3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You were petrified when you opened your eyes. Loki was sticking to the wall of your hall by that fleshy red stuff you had seen multiple times, but this time was different, this time it felt like it was a part of you. You felt it move, you felt it tighten around Loki's body, you felt the move when you stood, gripping your side in pain. He struggled, wiggling in attempt to free himself, but you tightened its hold on him. He was a god, right? So, he shouldn't get too hurt if you held him tightly. "Unhand me . . ." he managed to grunt, cringing at the tightness.
"Not fun getting held against your will, huh?" you sneered, leaning against the wall as the pain dulled away. He glared at you, but it made you laugh. He seemed so helpless, now you understood why he enjoyed torturing you. His reaction was simply amusing.
"Let go," he grunted again, "Or else . . ."
"Or else what?" you smirked, "You don't look like you're in the position to fight."
He would've growled, but you squeezed him tightly,
Reader x Loki - Chapter TwelveReader x Loki - Chapter Twelve3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You were excited but nervous to be going home. Loki invaded your every thought. You wondered what he's done to your home in the past five months, or if he even went to your home at all. You surprisingly wanted to see him again, badly. When Tony called you that morning you felt like you were going to explode. You couldn't wait.
An hour or so later you were at your front door, almost dying of the queasy feeling of nervousness mixing in with excitement. Holding your breath, and the pile of paper Tony gave you, you reached for the doorknob. You tried to open the door, but it was locked. You jiggled the knob violently, pushing your body weight into the door. A few minutes later, you were slamming against the door. "May I help you?" Said a familiar voice from behind you, you could practically hear the mocking smirk in his voice.
You turned, "Hello Loki," you said, not sure if you should smile or glare at him so you sort of just stared at him blankly, "mind letting me into my house?"
Reader x Loki - Chapter SeventeenReader x Loki - Chapter Seventeen3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You awoke more tired than ever. You've been unable to sleep at all; your thoughts constantly strayed over to one worry to another. It was torture. When the sun finally shined through your curtains you threw off your covers, put on your robe, and made your way downstairs. You were met by the hungry stares of the little kitten sitting by the kitchen entry, when you walked closer it mewled. You wondered why Loki hadn't fed it yet, but you still went to feed it. Pouring milk into a saucer and placing it on the floor. The kitten hurried over to the milk, lapping it up as if it hadn't ate in months. You petted its soft fur as it ate, purring loudly. Loki had walked into the room then, stepping past you and straight to the fridge. He took out a cupcake, placed it on the counter, and then pulled out the carton of milk. He filled a glass cup with the milk, taking a slow sip. You walked over to him, reaching past him and snatching the cupcake just as he was about to take it himself. H
Not AloneThe hand holding his hair was rough and the restraints that held his hands behind his back were too tight on his wrists. The man in front of him was speaking a foreign language and Tony just kept saying no, even though he knew what would follow. That rough hand yanked on his hair and his face was underwater again.Not Alone3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
His whole body hurt but the pain on his chest was unbearable. Every time they'd put his head underwater they would take a bit longer to pull him up again. This time it's taking too long.
Tony can hear his name but it's a distant sound, he struggles to free himself but is body feels like it's been pinned down. He gives up and lets himself drown.
"Tony, wake up!" Steve yells one more time, straddling Tony and shaking him by the shoulders. The man below him wakes up in a jolt, inhaling sharply and looking scared. "It's fine, it's me, Steve. You were dreaming."
Tony takes a moment to look at his surroundings and his brain finally catches up to what just happened. He's swea