The Avengers: A Baby's Day"Hey! I wanted to beat him!"The Avengers: A Baby's Day3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Yeah, well... me too! And I got him first."
"Hulk!" young Steve Rogers yelled. He was playing with action figures with Tony. Steve was about to knock the Loki action figure off the tall play-building with his own figurine when Tony picked it up. Then he used his action figure to beat up the Loki one instead.
"What, Steve? And for the last time, my name is Bruce," Bruce Banner said in annoyance. He was the oldest of the Avengers, being twelve, and he was their father (in a way). He was the one the other four and five-year-olds complained to and depended on.
"Tony's being mean!"
"I am not."
"Okay, that's enough! Steve, what happened?"
"Tony took Loki away from me."
Bruce was confused for a second, then he saw the toy in Tony's hand.
"Tony... Did you take Steve's toy?"
"No! He didn't take him, so I took him and beat him up."
"Yeah, but I wanted to beat him!"
"Steve, maybe Tony wanted to beat him, too--"
LokixReader- False Love Part 1LokixReader- False Love Part 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
A dull fear rose in your chest as you followed behind the tall, intimidating, Nick Fury. He was awfully upset, and so was Maria. You weren't completely sure what was causing all the commotion, but you knew it had something to do with The Tesseract. You were a fairly new SHIELD agent, and you were young, so you still had much to learn about all the in's and out's of the top secret organization. But being Nick's personal assistant, you had to learn fast.
"Should I be worried?" You looked toward Maria with confused, [e/c] eyes. You and Maria were rather close with each other, so she understood how all of SHIELD's crazy happenings frightened you at times.
"I'm sure Nick will take care of it" Maria replied to you with a nod. Although, you could see right through her lie. You sighed to yourself and stayed close behind Fury, clutching your cluttered binder close to your chest. Nick had entrusted you with these notes, and it was your job to keep them out of the wrong hands. If someone were to
The Avengers: Tickling, Toads, And Trickery"Stop! Leave me alone!" Loki ran up a flight of stairs, but tripped on one step. He quickly regained his footing and ran through the heli-carrier. Following him were Thor and Tony. Bruce, Steve, and Clint were also following Loki, but they weren't in hot pursuit of him.The Avengers: Tickling, Toads, And Trickery3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Loki turned abruptly into an empty healing room. He shut and locked the door behind him. About five seconds later, Tony was seen running into the closed door. Loki was panting, trying to catch his breath after running from The Avengers.
"Open the door, Reindeer Games," came Tony's voice from the other side of the door.
"A-Absolutely not," Loki replied breathlessly. He sat on the cot in the tiny medical room.
Tony turned around and looked at Thor.
"Wanna give it a try?"
Thor walked to the door and spoke loudly, "Brother, please come out. We promise not to hurt you."
"That's what you said last time."
"And did we hurt you?"
"You humiliated me. And I will not stand for it," Loki crossed his ar
Five Kisses 1A Loki Story (Pre-Thor/Avengers).Five Kisses 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
A book and a bargain are just the beginning of Loki and Sigyn's relationship... LokixSigyn.
Chapter One: Searching For A Book
The Asgardian library was one far different to those found on Midgard. The Asgardian library was more a colossal hall devoted to the safe-keeping of many old and precious books left there to accumulate over the years. It differed also as it was not a place for the borrowing of books, unless you happened to get on the good side of the Archive Keeper- a good side that was very hard to locate as his love and dedication for the books he cared for far outweighed his feelings for his fellow Asgardians.
In fact, it often took many years of reading and treating books with 'the care they deserved' under his vigilant watch before he would allow anyone to take a book from the giant hall. Even the
Bruce Banner's Nine Circles of Hell.The First Circle:Bruce Banner's Nine Circles of Hell.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
From the moment he sets foot on the Helicarrier they're all smiles and lies, which in a sick way is almost okay with him because he wouldn't have expected much else.
To put it extremely mildly, Bruce Banner is not a people person.
He does not make it a point in life to seek out large gatherings of people, nor does he ever make it a point to exist in one place long enough to leave a lasting imprint of a name and face in the middle of nowhere with people that will hardly ever give him a second glance. And he likes it that way.
He likes the freewill but hates the freedom.
And so he sits and waits in the wide open expanse of Wherever He Is Right Now, British Columbia, Canada for that Great Big Something because sitting around trying to meditate with the Jolly Green Giant roiling around in the back of his mind isn't exactly making things simple.
Instead, Bruce brews another cup of tea, takes a sip, burns his tongue and decides that he doesn't exactly like this tea.
Loki and I Know It (Sexy and I Know It parody) This is a parody of LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It." I suggest playing the song while you read this.Loki and I Know It (Sexy and I Know It parody)3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
When I strut on by, Fangirls be like "damn he's mine"
I step to the beat, Thor's thunder is totally sweet, yeah
This is how I roll, reindeer antlers outta control
Hu-mans were made to be ruled
Better watch out, 'cause Here I go, yo...
You'll Kneel before me
You'll Kneel before me
You'll Kneel before me
When I walk into Asgard,
This is what I see (okay)
All the Gods stop and they glare at me.
My skin is turning blue and I ain't afraid to show it-
(show it, show it, show it)
I'm Loki and I know it.
I'm Loki and I know it.
When I invade Earth, police just can't fight me off
and when I'm in Germany,
The Avengers just can't resist me. (what)
This is how I roll,
come on Iron Man
It's time to go.
I'm a film star, baby, don't be nervous.
Armor and cape, but I still get service.
You'll Kneel before me
You'll Kneel before me
You'll Kneel bef
A FriendSteve Rogers went about his day much the same as usual in the morning, he got up well before the others, making his own breakfast before heading to the gym for his usual two-hour routine. After intense sessions in both weight-training and boxing, he took a shower, before leaving the S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters altogether to take a stroll around the bustling city of New York. And, as always, it was something he did alone. Steve knew that he had friends back at the Avengers Tower, friends that would be all-too-happy keep him company, but nevertheless, he preferred to keep to himself. Looking up at the towering office blocks that surrounded him, Steve let out a wistful sigh. Friends or no friends in this world, he was always alone.A Friend3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tipping back the last of his coffee and throwing the empty cup into the bin, Steve left the café in which he had been sat to make his way back to the Tower. It was a colossal structure, towering high above the others, the huge letter 'A' that ad
My Bleeding HeartMy Bleeding Heart3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"You're a monster!"
"No, you brought the monster."
Natasha smirked as she realized his plan, clueing in whoever was on the receiving end of the intercom. Loki started at her, bewildered.
The red-head grinned as she said, "Thank you, for your cooperation."
Loki banged his fists on the side of his new prison cell, growling in rage silently through his muzzle. The memory and handcuffs seemed to mock him, as they both lingered where they were, in his mind and on his body, unwilling to leave his side. He understood why the bonds frustrated him, but he was unaware as to why the Russian SHIELD agent decided to torment his thoughts.
Those words. It was those wretched words. They echoed in his mind, laughing, mocking him. He swung his arms towards the wall again, taking satisfaction in the deep, resonating clang it made. Loki's eyes wandered to his wrists, eyebrows furrowing when he noticed a thin trail of blood flowing out of the bonds that wrapped his entire forearm and watched it tric
Once Again Chapter 1Once Again Chapter 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Loki backed away slowly until his back hit the wall. He swore at himself. It wasn't supposed to be like this. By now, he was supposed to have been the ruler of Midgard, all those weak mortals kneeling before him, the Avengers torn to shreds by his army.
Instead, he was backed into a corner, an arrow aimed at his eye. With the scepter firmly clutched in Romanoff's hands, he could do nothing but surrender.
Dragged back to Asgard like a criminal, or captured and tortured by Thanos. What a delightful choice I have here, Loki thought bitterly.
"Brother!" Thor bellowed, raising Mjolnir threateningly. "Surrender now. There is no way out."
Indeed. His body hurt like Hel, not surprisingly, considering what he'd gone through. He winced when his back touched the wall. Something was definitely broken. And the amount of magic he had was dangerously low. Any spell attempted now would have risky side-effects.
Loki felt like a rat backed into a corner by predators.
He didn't like the feeling.
Not A WeaknessIt had been a week since Peter Parker had been found on the doorstep of the S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters, bundled up in a blanket and sleeping soundly. He must have been left there sometime during the night, but why, or by whom, was quite unknown - only a small note, tucked up within the baby’s tiny first, offered any kind of explanation to his abandonment. ‘Peter Parker. This boy is special – please look after him’ was all that it read. Immediately after he was determined not to be a threat, the baby boy had been taken in, and on Director Fury’s orders, had be placed under the care of the S.H.I.E.L.D agents who were to raise him as one of their own…Not A Weakness3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“I’ve had enough!”
The door to the nursery slammed open, the impact nearly tearing the wood from its hinges as it struck back against the wall. Clint Barton caught it just as it began to swing back, holding it open just long enough for a red-haired woman to storm out, before closi
The Avengers in Rhyme SPOILERSThe Avengers (In Rhyme)The Avengers in Rhyme SPOILERS3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
There was a time when the world faced disaster.
The Tesseract a powerful energy source,
Brought the Asgard Loki who thought himself master.
He sought to rule the human race for vengeance by force.
So it was, a response team was advocated;
Of the world's greatest heroes,
An idea called the Avengers Initiative, reactivated.
Things started off in disarray,
Selvig and Barton were compromised.
Loki was captured but then things went astray,
Tony and Rogers seemed disorganized.
The demigod Thor had unfinished business,
He freed the captive and tried to reason.
His brother, however offer no forgiveness.
Now Iron Man didn't like his stuff being taken,
And had a plan of attack.
He left Captain America forsaken,
For which he had a knack.
Thor was no easy target even for Stark,
But still had the nerve to call him Shakespeare in the park.
"Does mother know you weareth her drapes?" he said.
The two exchanged blows, head to head.
Rogers put an end to the fight,
And the three r
SimpleSimpleSimple3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Nothing was ever simple with the Avengers. Take, for example, movie nights. Harmless, right? Wrong.
It started with seats. Tony had one couch, two armchairs (one was rickety, Thor got excited during Wall-E), and a beanie bag because Tony Stark had a sense of humor. It was universally acknowledged that no one sat on the middle seat of the couch. No one.
So, someone was on the floor. Usually it was either Clint or Thor because they'd fight over the beanie bag. Steve and Natasha got the couch unless Tony stole Steve's seat (not Natasha's, because he wasn't suicidal, who knew what was in her seat?). Tony laid claim to the couch anyways because he owned it, but most of them didn't listen to him, on principle that everything in the tower was owned by him, so it didn't matter. Bruce would generally get the nice armchair, leaving either Tony or Steve in the broken one (which Tony refused to replace because it had 'memories').
That was just the start of it though. Supposedly there was an
Remembering CoulsonA heavy silence hung over the shawarma restaurant where the Avengers were enjoying their after-battle meal. No one wanted to speak because that would open the flood gates, allowing all sorts of questions and the trauma of what had just occupied to overwhelm them. The only noise in the entire shop came from from the owners sweeping up the dust and debris the Avengers had tracked in with them and Loki who sat in the corner, his muzzle firmly in place and his hands cuffed around a table leg, and watched them eat. But no one spoke. No one even made eye contact.Remembering Coulson3 years ago in Drama More Like This
The atmosphere was stifling. Clint didn't know why but now, without the heat of battle, everyone seemed so distant. He knew he had missed a large chapter of their time as a team but out in the field they had worked so well together. Now it was as if they were all strangers. He could understand them treating him like an outsider, he had been their enemy for a short time and was naturally inclined towards separation. He hadn't reached
Reader x Loki - Chapter SixteenReader x Loki - Chapter Sixteen3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You were petrified when you opened your eyes. Loki was sticking to the wall of your hall by that fleshy red stuff you had seen multiple times, but this time was different, this time it felt like it was a part of you. You felt it move, you felt it tighten around Loki's body, you felt the move when you stood, gripping your side in pain. He struggled, wiggling in attempt to free himself, but you tightened its hold on him. He was a god, right? So, he shouldn't get too hurt if you held him tightly. "Unhand me . . ." he managed to grunt, cringing at the tightness.
"Not fun getting held against your will, huh?" you sneered, leaning against the wall as the pain dulled away. He glared at you, but it made you laugh. He seemed so helpless, now you understood why he enjoyed torturing you. His reaction was simply amusing.
"Let go," he grunted again, "Or else . . ."
"Or else what?" you smirked, "You don't look like you're in the position to fight."
He would've growled, but you squeezed him tightly,
Reader x Loki - Chapter ThreeReader x Loki - Chapter Three3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Tony's house was slick and modern. His bar was even more impressive. He sat you on a very comfy bar stool, and asked what you wanted to drink. You politely turned him down, saying you had enough drinks for the night. He nodded, either agreeing that you had enough, or confirming the fact that you were a lightweight. It was hard to tell which was which, but it didn't matter, at least he offered you a place to stay for the night. When he sat you on the bar stool you instantly took off your heels and began massaging your sore feet, hoping beyond hope that you wouldn't be forced to wear another pair of heels for at least two weeks. Tony sat beside you, sipping on a martini and staring at you intently. "Tell me a little about you," he said between sips.
"U-uh, um, well," you didn't know what to tell him. You could tell him straight off that you were some freak experiment and didn't know what abilities you had, or you could tell him that you were a girl you work at a college coffee house and
Ways to Drive Loki up the wallWays to drive Loki up the wall:Ways to Drive Loki up the wall3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
1. Ask him to kneel
2. Tell him that Thor is better than him
3. Ask him whether he had done things with Thor, and videotape his reactions.
4. Put him alone in a room with Hulk.
5. Put him in a room with Thor in an crazy mood.
6. Show him ThunderFrost, Frostiron and any other yaoi pairings photos & videos.
7. Replace his scepter with a cardboard one.
8. Steal his hair gel and hide it.
9. Tell him that he will never take over the world.
11. Squeal at every word he says.
12. Glomp on him for the entire day.
13. Follow him around for 24 hours. Including in his sleep.
14. Take pictures of him bathing (NAKED) and post everywhere. (Tumblr, Flickr, Facebook, Twitter, Fanpop, Google, etc.)
15. Tell him that he is a slut.
16. Ask him whether he is a gay, and if he says no, run all over Asgard telling everyone he is gay. If he says yes ._____________.
17. Ask him whether he likes Lady Gaga.
18. Steal his clothes when he is half-awake.
19. Call him a cockroach.
Reader x Loki - Chapter SeventeenReader x Loki - Chapter Seventeen3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You awoke more tired than ever. You've been unable to sleep at all; your thoughts constantly strayed over to one worry to another. It was torture. When the sun finally shined through your curtains you threw off your covers, put on your robe, and made your way downstairs. You were met by the hungry stares of the little kitten sitting by the kitchen entry, when you walked closer it mewled. You wondered why Loki hadn't fed it yet, but you still went to feed it. Pouring milk into a saucer and placing it on the floor. The kitten hurried over to the milk, lapping it up as if it hadn't ate in months. You petted its soft fur as it ate, purring loudly. Loki had walked into the room then, stepping past you and straight to the fridge. He took out a cupcake, placed it on the counter, and then pulled out the carton of milk. He filled a glass cup with the milk, taking a slow sip. You walked over to him, reaching past him and snatching the cupcake just as he was about to take it himself. H
It Belongs To Me"Hey Dummy," Tony Stark shouted across to one of his robots, "polish it up, will ya?"It Belongs To Me3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tony Stark was tired. Deathly tired. Sure, he'd gone days without sleep in the past, when he was working on something big but this was different. He was past the point where coffee could keep his mind alert, and no amount of pinching was going to keep his eyes open for any longer. His body was on the verge of absolute shut-down, and there was nothing he could do to stay awake now. He was going to have to succumb.
"JARVIS, I think I'm going to catch some sleep, okay? Can you finish up here?" Tony mumbled, already rising from his chair and staggering over towards the door of his workshop.
"I think that'd be best, sir," came the reply, "twenty hours of sleep may just suffice."
Snorting at his computer system's sarcastic response, Tony looked back to his workspace to what he'd accomplished. Never before had he spent so long on a singular project, and never had he worked on something so very
StevexReader ft. Loki - Commission ONESHOTStevexReader ft. Loki - Commission ONESHOT2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Agent ____(y/ln)” a blaring and authoritative voice echoed in your ears.
It wasn’t enough to bring yourself to open your eyes regardless, you were at least conscious and aware which made you thankful even though you weren’t able to physically move yourself. You grunted as your body was boiling with heat, you felt the sturdy surface of wires going over your wrists—conveniently tying you to wherever you sat down on, the feeling reached over your bullet-proof vest as well. You were overwhelmed with the urge to open your eyes and say something yet the unknown feeling crawling in your blood disabled you entirely.
“It’s no use, bring Cap here. He’s the only one who can wake her up” the voice of the man slowly faded with the rhythmic tune of his footsteps, it was completely gone with the door being shut.
You kept grunting with your mental suffocation, your memories were scattered and mixed with a strange feeling like someone else had been
Once Again Chapter 13Once Again Chapter 133 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Note: I know you all were expecting something funnier but don't worry, I've started on the next chapter and it'll be good. And at the end, Nat doesn't fall in LOVE with him. That's just ew. Just that she warms up to him.
The Avengers stood by the side awkwardly as Natasha launched into a long string of nonsense at the hotel receptionist.
"There's a mall about two blocks from here," Nat said, turning around to face her friends. "We can go get whatever we need from there. You said Loki needed to buy clothes, right Tony?" Tony nodded. "How about we all meet here at five, before dinner?"
The jet lag had completely messed up their internal clocks. They'd woken at three a.m., stayed up most of the night, and fallen asleep in the morning. By the time they woke again it was two p.m. After making their way down to the lobby, they'd started discussing what to do for the day.
A GoodbyeSteve Rogers could not sleep. It came as no surprise really the dull reverberation of the helicarrier's engine was quite enough to keep him awake, not to mention the odd assortment of beeping and whirring that sounded every so often from the walls around him. He had been living in the 21st century for over two months now, and still he had not grown accustomed to the technological advances that had been made in his absence. Life in the S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters was far from anything he had ever known odd, scary, and resulting in countless sleepless nights.A Goodbye3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Having long since given up on his futile efforts to get some rest, Steve now sat upright in bed, a comic book he had found in his drawer spread out across his lap. Idly flicking the pages, he wasn't really sure what the story was about, and nor did he have any real interest in the plot anyway. His whole life had been more dramatic than any one of these comic book tales, and the plights of the characters just failed to gra
The Order of ThingsThe Order of ThingsThe Order of Things3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was the light. The glow transfixed him. He couldn't help it. Even in the middle of battles he'd find himself admiring it with something close to awe.
But, it was when they were off duty, when Tony would round a corner and catch him off guard with the radiating blue, that Steve would stare.
He couldn't pull his gaze away.
He was obsessed.
Steve only realized it when his sky blue and turquoise pencils were too small to hold, when he'd gone from drawing Tony to just the reactor to just filling pages in his sketch books with the color.
Page after page after page of the mesmerizing glow.
It happened all too suddenly, just one day, just a normal day. Steve was in the kitchen making toast. Then Tony was brushing past him with a mumbled "Morning" and Steve was turning to reply before he could stop himself and Tony was stretching up, shirtless, grabbing cereal from a top shelf and the light and Tony didn't even notice Steve still, staring, and then Ste
Best Ever Creation"JARVIS, set the coordinates. We're heading home."Best Ever Creation3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Leaving the S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters behind him, Tony Stark took to the skies, the repulsors on his suit rocketing him high above the tops of the buildings. The journey from New York to Malibu was going to be a long one, but instead of taking his private jet or calling for a fancy car, Tony had decided to fly in his Iron Man suit. The airspace above the city was much less crowded and congested than the roads below, and when flying, he found that there was much more space for him to think. And sometimes, in his hectic life and even more chaotic job, Tony just needed a little time to himself.
His eyes flitting absent-mindedly across the holographic displays before him, Tony settled back, withdrawing his control over the suit and allowing JARVIS to lock him onto the co-ordinates found for his Malibu estate. With the repulsors on his feet stabilizing at about seventy percent thrust capacity, Tony estimated the journey would take him around